Lets play a game /vp/
Go here and roll 3x (single mons each time): http://randompokemon.com/
1st mon isyou
2nd mon isyour spouse
3rd mon isyour child
How fucked are you?
1: Typhlosion
2: Chesnaught
3. Luxio
I think we'll be just fine
1. Vullaby
2. Nidoqueen
3. Psyduck
I'm okay with this.
>stallion caribou
>relaxed wifewhich can give double bj
>strong kid that can't be picked up by bullies
Lonely Nidoqueen
Modest Blaziken
Relaxed Graveler
So I'm a lonely woman who was fucked by a modest sized cock and we had a relaxed rock with four arms for a child.
>>24831604
>Gloom
>Grimer
>Whirlipede
I think im breddy gud
>sandslash
>dwebble
>trapinch
STOP MAKING SENSE
>i'm a giant dinosaur bug
>wife is a literal onahole
>son is fat and awkward but will grow into a macho man
das it mane
>>24832870
>Espeon
>Lilligant
>Muk
Lilligant is pro-life
>>24832960
>>24832870
didn't mean to reply
I'm a sunkern
Husbando cubchoo
Child giratina
fuck
>>24833114
Well, at least you can be "proud" of having a Legendary as a child.
>>24831604
>Koffing
>Axew
>Whirlipede
I don't like Axew. Ditching that whore and marrying a qt Poison type.
>>24831604
My child is an edgelord
>Weedle
>Aipom
>Nidoqueen
>>24833140
>ugly fucker as yourself
>wife has titballs
>child a chuni who believes it can take the souls of the dead
Kek'd.
>>24831604
>duskull
>blissey
>vibrava
interesting combo
FUG!
>>24833281
tfw your son is a huge disappointment
>>24833286
1.Darkrai
2.Seel
3.Hitmontop
>>24831604
My fucking sides, this works so well
>baltoy
>corsola
>palpitoad
I'll be okay.
1st (me) - Swanna
2nd (spouse) - Gigalith
3rd (child) - Aron
works out pretty well considering im a girl lol.
>>24831604
>Bashful Relicanth
>Naughty Joltik
>Naive Krookodile
What do I win?
Darkrai
Mursharna
Arceus
I gave birth to damn God
Fear me
>>24831604
1. Umbreon
2. Diglet
3. Barbaracle
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>24831604
Misdreavus.
Quilava.
Dratini.
qt
I am gulpin
Spouse is manaphy
Child is marshtomp
Makes sense desu senpai
1. Brave Mantine
2. Adamant Pidgeot
3. Bold Terrakion
cute type matchups
>>24834130
jej
