The second move of the first Pokémon in your partywas just used on your dick.
What's the damage?
Meteor mash.
ded.
>Steelix
>Crunch
>Typhlosion
>Lava Plume
JUST CALL ME MELTY DICK
>Azumarill
>Play Rough
>me first
Uhh
>>24818902
>Volcarona
>Fiery Dance
I, well... uh.
>Lilligant
>Helping Hand
>>24818902
Meowstic
Play RoughU-Unf
>Claydol
>Charge Beam
let's hope it misses.
>Whimsicott
>Encore
Give me 10 more minutes fuck
>>24818902
...Yawn.
Gdmt..
>Roselia
>Giga Drain
w-wow
>greninja
Gunk shot. No homo.
>Magcargo
>Stealth Rock
Oh fuck
>swadloon
>protect
I guess my penis is safe.
>Camerupt
>Flamethrower
G O N E
>>24819107
>Helping Hand
Feels good man.
>talonflame
>flame charge
>Mega Mawile
>Play Rough
w-well
>Manectric
>Electric Terrain
T-tingly
>Garchomp
>Outrage
Oh wow, calm down boy
>>24818902
>Female Swellow
>Double Team
And I think I know just who else is in this team.
>>24818924
You lucky fuck.
>Snorunt
>Icy Wind
Well it didn't freeze...
>Growl
er, okay?
>>24819325
>Garchomp
>Dragon claw
We're in for a ride.
Muk
Minimize
>>24820415
>but it had no effect
>>24818902
>Smeargle
>Hold Hands
>Blaziken used Bulk up
That went better than I expected.
>Shuppet
>Lick
Wew lad.
Snorlax
Hyper beam
Help me
>>24820528
*CLAMP!*
specs electrode
>>24820538
>The second move of the first Pokémon in your party
>>The second move
>>>move
>>24820559
It's a Showderptard, just ignore it.
>Sneasel
>Hone Claws
DAMN
>claydol
>psychic
this could go either way
>Talonflame
>Fly
Snapped it clean and ate it like a fucking worm.
>>24820612
Slowpoke, Curse.
wtf guys
Metagross caused an Earthquake from my dick, then ruptured the rest of my innards. I hope you are happy OP. I EV trained it's Attack you asshole. Now if you'll excuse me, I am busy dying in agony.
>Latias
>Roost
w-wat
Blastoise
Hydro Pump
....fug
Heracross- Close combat
That's going to hurt
>Hikari the Zekrom
>Level 80
>Dragon Claw
Welp, there goes my dick...
>Sylveon
>Wish
Aerodactyl used Stone Edge
Unless it missed, my penis is obliterated.
> Charizard
> Earthquake
I'll try that once.
>>24820781
It's going to rest and snuggle on your dick
>Zubat used Supersonic!
Imagine a tiny bat screaming at your dick as loud as it can. How would that make you feel?
>tfw no dick
>>24820976
Then it's done to your vagoo.
>>24820965
>How did my life get to this point?
>Gardevoir
>Draining Kiss
>>24821311
A bj that sucks your life out, such an amazing and terrifying experience.
>Whimsicott
>Knock Off
shit
Mean Look. He must be jealous.
>>24818917
>>24818924
>>24818932
>>24819041
>>24819063
>>24819312
>>24820359
>>24820781hot
>>24820965
>this post
>>24818902
>metagross
>explosion
welp
>ditto
>no second move
Coolio.
Now OP, try this:
The FOURTH move of the first pokemon of your party is used to massage your back
What's the damage now?
>>24818902
>Tangrowth
>Infestation
Uhh...Nurse?
>Pikachu
>Volt Tackle
Shit
There goes my dick
>Clefable
>Ice Beam
It's not got any Sp. Attack EVs, it's just a silly Metronome set.
It would probably not feel the best still.
>>24820781
>Latias
>Recover
Uhhh
>>24821903
>Sableye
>Recover
What could possibly go wrong?
>Lopunny
>Switcheroo
what?
>Cyndaquil
>Leer
E-Etna, no.not until you're older
>>24821979
Cancer
>>24821996
>coming to a thread about Pokemon in relation to cocks and complaining about furries
Smart move there, kiddo
>>24820965
Confused.
>>24818902
>Gastrodon
>Stockpile
So he stockpiles my cum?
>>24818902
>Jirachi
>Iron Head
Well there goes my pelvis.
>>24818902
Manaphy
Heart Swap
Ok, does that mean there is a heart where my dick was, or I just trade dicks with Manaphy?
>Lucario
>Swords Dance
True bro,helping me with the ladies
>Hawlucha
>Sky Attack
...no. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Wurmphle string shot
>my Dick will be stuck for evrr
>>24822643
Trade dicks.
>Sandslash
>Crush Claw
I now too have become one of the dickless.
>>24818902
>lapras
>surf
>ride that surf
>Roar of Time.
>Heracross
>Stone Edge
please miss oh god
>>24824135
>having Stone Edge second on Heracross
>not listing your moves by STAB first, making Close Combat your second move
shaking my head right now, my family
>>24824153
uhh excuse me, i run a hacked heracross with reflect type that i only use against rock types
>>24824153
Are you actually me?
>Honedge
>Swords Dance
Wut
>>24824165
Yes. I'm your own clone. Now neither of us will be virgins.
>Sableye
>Mean look
wtf
>>24824238
Your dick can't escape now.
>>24824252
>Munchlax
>Swallow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlGWOBpZObg
>>24822586
I want to cum inside a swalot everyday for years and years
Torterra ive had since 4th gen
Wood hammer
seems i will be crossing swords with my pal i guess
>Tepig
>Tail Whip
...
>Magcargo
>Shell Smash
shit
> steelix
> harden
So it's a contest yer wantin'?
>Poliwrath
>Surf
>Hoopa
>Hyperspace fury
>>24826976
>uncle grandpa
>>24822041
>Weavile
>Taunt
How would you even taunt a phallus? And what would that even do?
>>24827121
Trying to get you into hate-sex.
>Chespin
>Vine Whip
No, I'm not into that.
>>24826999
>oswald the lucky rabbit
>>24822041
>>24827164
>Jay Jay the Jet Plane
>>24818902
>Mega Swampert Earthquake
... At least it wasn't thunder from myhackedXerneas.
>>24827832
Dropped my pic.
>>24821903
>again, Mega Swampert
>>Waterfall
Im never walking again goodbye spine
>>24826091
Fay and Gake
>>24827838
>Dave the Barbarian
GardevoirHyper Voice
>>24827881is he holding his mega stone?
>Growlithe
>Flare Blitz
>>24827868
>Naruto
>>24822611
I feel your pain anon... my metagross isn't good at giving head either.
>>24828026
>Littlest Pet Shop
>yfw some of the posters here dont even have a dick
>gengar
>perish song
Uhh...
>>24822041
>bellsprout
>growth
>absol
>cut
When hm slave goes bad
>>24829152
She's just freeing you from being a slave to your dick, anon. You should really thank her for it if anything.
>>24818902
>Mega Fug
>Hyper Beam
Mama why
Garchomp's Outrage
>Rhydon
>MegahornI don't have a dick tho
>>24829262
Then he shoves his horn up your vagoo, get with the program.
>meganium
>vine whip
I'm into bondage but damn this is too much
>>24829595
>too much
You'll take it like a man and you'll like it too.
>>24829309
im ok with that
>Sceptile
>Dragon Pulse
RIP
>Mismagius
>Nasty Plot
Oh.
>Arceus
>Earthquake
I have no idea how that actually works, but if it works the way I don't want it to, then this won't be fun.
>>24818902
>replaying SS
>just caught a Gastly
>Lick
>Regirock
>Superpower
>>24832187
>ss gave you /ss/
>Lopunny
>Teeter Dance
eh
Wew lad
>>24832353
>Svetlana
>Alakazaam
>Psychic
FUUUUUUUUU-!
![[Insane laughter].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Tncs0BY.gif "[Insane laughter].gif")
>Clefairy
>Metronome
Wish me luck, anons
>Roserade
>Growth
>>24832541
>Johnson's Terrarium
>>24833964
>BeyBlade
>>24832363
Literally Gyarados bite. I raised that little shit from a fish one switch at a time.
>Altaria
>Roost
so do I gain health or does he make a nest out of my dick
>Krookodile
>Crunch
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?
>Stoutland
>Reversal
If I just don't make him lose HP I'm fine.
>>24834434
Both 2bh
>Klang
>Gear grind
>Miltank
>Stomp
>Blaziken
>Flare Blitz
Muh dickOdysseys don't have anything on a Jupiter 8
>Vigoroth
>Strength
O-Oh my
>>24836441
Kinky.
>>24818902
>Talonflame
>U-Turn
>Mawile
>Swallow
>>24820359
Give me source
Now
>>24829262
But what if he misses?
>>24818902
>Arcanine
>Morning Sun
feels good man
>>24819091
>having stealth rock in your second slot
u fucking normie, pretty sure u dont even know how stealth rock works
>M-Lopunny
>Bounce
um...what do?
>poison powder
I've had worse.
>>24818902
>Klefki
>Thunder Wave
>Dick remains hard and gets tiny electricity shocksNot gonna lie, that sounds kinda hot,but I'm not gonna pervert my Keys that way
>>24821903
>Spikes
... So, acupuncture?
>>24824165
thats a cute pupper
What now?
>>24842311
Your dick is swapped for a random Pokémon.
>>24842317
From my party?
>>24842325
Maybe?
>>24842325
looks like you have a beaver now :^)
>>24821945
You get your foreskin back.
right?
>>24821963
It has your dick now, bite the pillow, it's going in dry.
>>24818902
Bubble?
Sounds pretty nice actually
>>24818902
Synthesis, thanks Venusaur
>>24818902
Gardevoir
Thunderwave
No damage but my dick gets paralyzed.
