http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-303800274
Reminder that smogonfags cant actually win without trying to cheat.
>>24818324
>Not VGC? Nobody cares
>>24818324
Not mega evolving your Scizor until that late was pretty fucking smart.
>>24818324
Top of the ladder = elo hell
kek
>>24818351
using toxic on a clefable was pretty retarded
>>24818385
Nigga?
He knew it was unaware since his +4 scizor didn't even do half. Why the fuck wouldn't he?
>>24818324
empoleon returns's rating: 1526 → 1496
(-30 for losing)
KILLER MUSHROOM's rating: 1322 → 1353
(+31 for winning)
>>24818419
thankyou for saving us all the time
>>24818324
Good job. He was dumb to not have Whirlwind on Skarm and to let Infernape take that Scald. Not sure why he was running stall since he had that other team that almost always gets like an 82+ GXE, with the Mega Pinsir. Probably why he wanted you to forfeit so he could boast about its success in the RMT thread like that other stallfag did (pic related).
>>24818429
and people give in? They're the retards in this equation.
>>24818438
>Retarded for not caring about internet points
>>24818440
Letting people win because they want some e-peen points is retarded, yes, thank you for agreeing with me.
>spic kids being retarded faggots
Nothing unusual.
>>24818391
You can't expect randoms on /vp/ to understand shit about competitive battling or what scouting is even is. They just press buttons and use moves at worst, and at best they have a barebones knowledge of competitive. Definitely not on the level of inferring abilities, held items, ev spreads, move sets, etc.
>>24818324
>nell'uu
And I stopped watching there.
>>24818324
those comments jeez
So, is he some random ladder faggot or a smogonfag?
Pic unrelated.
>>24818351
Why exactly? Because the counter did less?
>>24818324
>>24818429
and the rmt will be like "hurr durr went undefeated with this amazing team, absolutely no threats perfect balance unbeatable! check it out and try it yourself, will 100% work smogon seal of approval received upvotes from smogon admins too"
>>24818934
empoleon returns has multiple accounts with Empoleon and revenge/return, etc in his name. He used this account to get like an 88 GXE in the Sableye suspect test and was one of the first to make the 2700 COIL. On the regular OU ladder, he's consistently at the top of the ladder with multiple accounts. His usual team is Azelf, Dragonite, Excadrill, Mega Pinsir, Manaphy, Talonflame. Dunno why he was using stall.
>>24818997
So, are those screencaps posted on Smogon?
>>24819015
They would probably get deleted.
>>24819015
They try to hide shit like this.
That was actually a Mod undercover. He is really annoying and known throughout Showdown & Smogon. He does boast about his ELO all the time and most times if you do not 'lose' he will boot you, lock you, or suspend you for that turn. He's a Global Staff @.
We've brought it to the attention of Zarel and other @'s but they all do it, truthfully. Many just go undercover and kick you off tbqh family.
Guess that is what happens when you play on a shit simulator run by literal faggots.
Zarel is bisexual and took it up the ass from a 'guy to girl' who stopped halfway when he realized he didn't want to be a chick but instead stay as a guy. True story. No bullshit. She even removed him from Adminship a long time ago. Was public and everything, ''it'' dominated the Admins for a minute until Zarel went in and shut the site down to remove ''it'' permanently.
Little tidbits.
-Former 2008 Admin
>>24819030
[source needed]
>>24819086
That's cool and everything, but how do I know you're not pulling this story out of your ass? Do you have screencaps/logs of what you claim that happened?
>>24819086
First off? You're fucked up. Secondly, I know who you are. You don't air people's dirty laundry out in public especially not over the internet. You need to stop or I'll make sure your full name and address becomes just as public.
>>24819138
Don't worry about it. Past is past, don't go looking for anything that doesn't concern you.
>>24819142
Lol. Mkay.
You don't threaten me and you sure as fuck aren't going to 'scare me into being quiet' just because you're going to release an address I no longer live at. I moved from my apartments in 2013 and haven't given my address to anyone on Smogon. Hell, I hardly even go to that shitfest anymore and when I do it's to chill in the Staff room.
Don't even fucking come at me like you're some hot mess, you're a queer who tried to take hormones for boobs. We all fucking mocked you, even when Zarel did the mass bannings because we did the Z'Chokes meme. Go fuck yourself with that dildo you cam whore'd for Zarel with. The one that you had to go to the hospital because of :^)
>>24819086
>>24819142
If this is real, you people sure are fucked up for relatively trivial shit related to a gaming simulator
>>24819138
PS @ here
That's all true, even though I don't have any solid proof to add. Especially the sim being run by faggots part
>>24819158
You literally need to stop. This isn't funny and could ruin reputations, besides it's a free country and most of the world doesn't care if you're bi, questioning, genderfluid, or pansexual. Maybe you're just jealous? Don't care, truthfully. Delete your post, please. I've already marked it for the Mods.
>>24819166
k. I'll jump right on that for you like Zarel choked on your cock... btw how did your Mom & Dad like the clip we sent of the vid you all recorded? Wasn't it nice to see their son dressed like a sissy bitch getting throated by a fucking gook? IIRC you got kicked out of your house for how long because they finally had to accept you're fucked in the head?? No one cares about your shit.
>>24819166
i want to hear more simply cuz you are asking for it not to be aired
im glad i never played on sims, holy shit
>>24818324
maximum cringe
>emoticons
>i have to win
>general reddit and tumblr diction
>claiming they can't lose because it's against a lower player
>trying to stall with clefable against a team full of 6 when he knows he's already lost
>making some terrible switches - trying to bait the scizor out with infernape, switching out skarm even though it would obviously beat scizor 1v1 if it was patient enough
damn.
>>24819086
if any of this is true, this is legitimately awful. now I kind of want to see attacks on smogon and showdown's servers with until the mods are replaced by actually competent people.
then again I'm a crybaby liberal who gets his emotions stirred easily
>>24819177
>>24819186
I'm not suffering your petty nonsense anymore and you who asked the answer is no. Leave what happened in the past in the past, there's a reason a thread with this topic got deleted this morning from the forums. If we wanted to be reminded of what has happened I'd of personally opened a museum. Please, just drop it. Don't bring this to 4chan or Reddit anymore.
>>24819161
>I need to believe some hearsay despite the original reply claiming that it was a huge deal that was barely kept under wraps
Nah, someone would save any logs in a heartbeat. If even Haunter was outed, there's no way people wouldn't have evidence involving Zarel. You're full of it.
>>24819200
someone please make this fag mad, and continue posting "dirty laundry"
if you didnt want people to know about it, you shouldn't have done it, or at least did it by yourself
>>24819161
>"it's true guys! It's totally TRUE!"
>"no bullshit! I promise~"
>provides no evidence or proof
I mean, I hate genies too, but literally anybody can just type all that fake dirty laundry while successfully baiting some Tumblrtard who believes all that.
>>24819200
Could you be any more of a baby back bitch? Your nickname was the tiny choker and you're a slut cunt. They want the truth? I'll fucking tell them, holy shit. I can't remember the exact date but around 2010 Zarel brought in this cunt Cynthia who was supposedly a chick that had a kid/feminine voice on skype but never wanted to go on cam. After chiding ''it'' to show itself the it appeared on cam finally looking mannish as fuck with tits. Adams apple had makeup over it like we wouldn't notice, fake lashes, and freshly shaved face. Saying it was a chick. We didn't say shit to Zarel right then but omfg did we bawl over it privately on IRC & on Skype. We fucking trashed it and when one butthurt queer mod took the log to Zarel he made it a fucking Admin. Well a couple months later Zarel and the it after hooking up and giving/getting head/rim jobs/fucked up the ass began to squabble and shit publicly. People started getting banned when they said the word faggot or against queers. It took offense and began to go on a massive banning spree, Zarel said to stop plus their buttfucking relationship was weaning so the skinny faggot up and banned Zarel like full on ban. Zarel took the server down, removed her adminship after his personal info leaked + a vid that was shared on skype and the next thing you know Zarel's Mom's facebook + the it's facebook was swarmed with clips of Zarel choking on dick and was given to it's Mom & Dad.
Lulz were had for the most part and it was swept under the rug with Zarel locking anyone who talked about it and removed a lot of Admins/Staff who were in on the whole shebang but I was moving to a new simulator anyway that got launched a year ago anyway. I didn't give one fuck. So that's pretty much the tl;dr version.
>>24819204
>>24819222
>was not part of showdown at the beginning
>doesn't know who Cyndy is
>doesn't know about the Staff aboose
>doesn't know
>doesn't
>know
There are some somewhere including the vid but underage shit was involved so I'm sure there's not going to be that big of a discussion about it also you'll need to go to @Dell ~Haunter @Lady @Tricky @Smeldgin for that inside info ;^)
wew this thread is pretty fun lads
>>24819229
Tricky & Lady are long gone. Haven't been around in years..
Whatever happened to Bree?
>>24819224
lol srs?
holy shit. fuck that sim. i knew it was a bunch of circlejerking fags from day 1
Degenerates
>random thread
staff taking over?
Did we ever get further evidence of Shitgon being a pedo ring? I know we've got two confirmed so far, but what about the rest?
>>24819247
Haunter escaped to pasta land perma-style so not to be brought up on charges ;^)
>>24819224
>>24819229
So are you going to actually provide something or you're just going to keep redirecting us? After all, if all these people are insiders, you could get that information from them (which in theory you would have had already since you care about the subject) and share it with us. The burden of broof is on you, bud.
>>24819161
Definitely true that smogon and ps are run by faggots. Nearly all the senior staff are gay or incredibly liberal.
>>24819224
this is beginning to get good holy shit
someone should start a shitstorm on smogon, or at least give them a link to this thread. target as many new members as you can
>>24819245
Only way to make it to Staff is to be accepted by mostly all of Staff. That includes your appearance, if you're hot or bi these days, if you'll give us what we want when we ask for it, and also for you to be a thirsty cum drinker until we're done with you. It's like an initiation. Btw: We have an archive of every set of tits, pussy, cock & balls ever shown. It's a right of passage for Global Auth. Just fyi. It's also one of the reasons the servers were moved to China and other Countries where you don't have to follow the laws. You have to actually look handsome/beautiful to be Staff since the new plan is to be the face of Smogon Media/Showdown Media. If you aren't hot you're not getting anywhere. Just fyi. No fatlords need apply but we'll give you Mod of a room or something, couple of RO's are fatlords but not a single Global Staff. We like our jerks with abs or slim bodies with a nice ass and big tits
>>24819255
>Wasn't there during the start
lol you missed a lot, go back to pretending the ELO isn't shit
>>24819263
>im into the same shit as faggots are
man, its just tough to be a pokemon player nowadays huh?
>>24819284
Either 4chan Mod
Either 4chan Staff
Either 4chan Janitor
Either 4chan Admin
or
FULL OF SHIT
proof or fuck off
>>24818429
reminder
>>24819308
Context?
>>24819086
>>24819142
>>24819158
>>24819166
>>24819177
>>24819200
>>24819224
>>24819263
screencapped, let's keep going
>>24819316
the nigger in the pic asked people to forfeit when he was losing
>>24819316
i, esteemed 4time badgeholder, fleggumfl, called that person of black descent out and owned him in the poor on the rmt forum
>>24819333
i would say this is bait, but trips confirm it is fleggumfl
>>24819284
This to be perfectly honest. Story seems made up, he seems to be talking to himself, and no real proof was ever given.
Pretty sad to be like that
>>24818324
Why isn't that dumbass running Flamethrower on his Clefagel?
>>24819294
Why are you asking me for proof? Ask the person "leaking" all this crap from Smogon. This is Hajime all over again.
>>24818429
The idiots here are the ones giving the win for some autist to get a ranking
what is this, samefag general?
>>24819158
Yaaaas. Keep spilling that T
>>24819385
>>24819385
>2 posts per person
>>24819433
ive posted three times
>>24819385
retard defense force
anyway
why would you ask someone to lose? that is literally cringey anime shit, and shouldnt be respected AT ALL
this is what happens when you give a generation of kids a medal "for trying"
Damn, I remember Cynthia, they used to be pretty active around smogon, but I just checked and all of Cynthia's forum activity has been purged. The account still exists, but it's been stripped of everything.
Definitely not suspicious, nope!
Why doesn't /vp/ just make its own simulator? Because holy shit, Showdown is cancer.
>>24819630
/vp/ is cancer too.
>>24819633
this
could you imagine every match literally being a d/c?
Why he need to win so desperately?
>>24819663
Because he wants to appeal to his fellow smogon circlejerks. Obviously it's important to him to be popular on an internet website about a kid's game.
>40 ips
>almost twice the number of posts
hmm ok den
>>24819633
Yeah, but not in the same way.
/vp/ is cancer because furries, waifu-fags, underage, shitposting, and irrational rage fill the board. It's kind of like a Pokemon General that has gone on for way too long.
Showdown is cancer because of significantly more negative factors, such as "LET ME WIN", popularity contests, Hitler mods, unnecessary drama, and an even more concentrated amount of rage.
/vp/ kind of stays in one place, but Showdown spreads everywhere. We're a benign tumor compared to the Stage 4 Lymphoma that is Showdown.
>>24819788
Do you by "Showdown" mean just the battle simulator, or some bigger community behind it? Because I never had a problem with either of those things except maybe Hitler mods but hey, that's what you get for trying to make people play Ctrl + W.
>tfw when stuck at 1400-1500s
How do I become a 1700s player?
It took me a while to get better than 1300s when I started playing.
>>24819787
It's like that's the way a conversation happens
>>24820175
>How do I become a 1700s player?
Just ask foes to concede some wins for you :^)
>>24820175
Made it to Top 3 before. The trick is to cover as many high usage Pokemon as possible, and play tactically through the rest. My two best teams each have a couple mons that can solo them, but I try to keep them out of the battle or bluff things to scare them back out as long as possible. Also, ALWAYS carry something that can break stall. Lastly, carry a bunch of 'bait-and-switch' mons like Fire Blast M-Slowbro or Pursuit M-Metagross, because surprise kills quickly change the course of the game.
>>24819086
>if you do not 'lose' he will boot you, lock you, or suspend you for that turn.
Nah senpai, they have this command called forcewin now. I can't imagine why they wouldn't use that, more direct.
>Zarel is bisexual and took it up the ass from a 'guy to girl' who stopped halfway when he realized he didn't want to be a chick but instead stay as a guy. True story. No bullshit. She even removed him from Adminship a long time ago. Was public and everything, ''it'' dominated the Admins for a minute until Zarel went in and shut the site down to remove ''it'' permanently.
no1care
>-Former 2008 Admin
ah so you're the one that pegged Zarle then good job.
>>24819788
>Yeah, but not in the same way.
You're right, /vp/ is worse
when taunt saves your ass
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-304407666
>>24819166
I care if you're a degenerate
Different guy
>>24820616
>superpower conkeldurr
>retarded opponent
>>24820616
>Taunt
>Cresselia used Struggle
pottery.
>>24818419
>Begging someone 200 less than you for a free win
What in blazes justifies this? Does zarel give you 5% off your RNG if you hit a certain ELO?
>>24820180
I wonder who's behind this post!
