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Would you?
>>24804086Huga phox? Yes.
>>24804086
no, there may be a filthy neckbeard inside
>>24804086
I would.
Head is kinda big though.
>>24804086
That's a good cosplay, tbhfam.
>>24804130
>cosplay
you poor innocent soul
>>24804134
technically it is cosplaying
>>24804134
Fursuit, w/e
It looks nice, i've seen mostly bad ones.
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU THINK DISNEYLAND NEEDED TO FIRE SOMEONE FOR "LEWD CONDUCT" IN THE MICKEY COSTUME?
>>24804086
Every day.:3
I wonder how much these would sell for if the creator decided to sell themI wonder if you can live off them
How do they see out of it? There doesn't seem to be any openings.
>>24804175
They don't. It's all part of the struggle to end ableism.
>>24804175
the eyes are usually made of very thin fabric that you can see through since it's light outside but dark inside
you see the same stuff used for halloween costumes
>>24804175
How do they talk with fursuits on? Do they stay mute or does everyone just deal with the awkward muffled voices?
>>24804193
They don't. It's all part of the struggle to end ableism.
>>24804193
some of them have a separate piece for the jaw so it opens and closes with the person inside's jaw
>>24804086
go to conventions? never
>>24804193
The latter, usually, unless they manage to have a hole open where the mouth is.
So for that particular suit, awkward muffling.
>>24804176
The head is a bit big but otherwise it's pretty good. Would yiff, not even kidding.
>>24804212
VERBOTEN
>>24804312
antifur please
jesus fuck that head is massive
Couple weeks ago it was Halloween, so I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Braixen doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Braixen..." "BRAIXEN? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE BRAIXEN." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Braixen, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could say 'if you were a braixen') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Braixen here, and..."
Before I finished the sentance, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Braixen I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Braixen.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
I asked someone what had happened.
A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So I ask you: do you like Braixen?
>>24804466
I want to believe
>>24804466
>>24804462
>Tumblr
Sauce?
>>24804466
>>24804462
i know this is pasta but where is it from?
>>24804582
So i heard you leik mudkipz
>>24804598
Helpful
If it was male then I would until I die
>>24804653
No, quite literally.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mudkips
>>24804466
>So I ask you: do you like Braixen?
yeah but delphox is better
>>24804193
I think they do like the Disney mascots and just keep quiet usually.
>>24804664
oh. well, huh.
>>24804116
>no, there may be a filthy neckbeard inside
The suiter is an actual girl fortunately
http://curepimmy.tumblr.com/
>>24805192
Well, just from a brief scan of the profile it looks like she's a female neckbeard.
>>24805192
>fortunately
leave your hetero shit away from me, being gay its where it matters
wait but isnt it usually dudes who where these
>>24805192
Being a neckbeard isn't gender exclusive, anon.
>>24804086
ew, no. Braixen is gross. I'll take Ash's Greninja's butt-virginity, though.
I... I kinda wanna get fugged in one of those things
>>24804086
Punch in the face? Yes
>>24805955same
>>24805192
>you will never have a furry gf
>>24804086
No. I want a human wife.And only robots turn me on.
>>24805487
>>24805881
The term is legbeard
>>24806722
good taste
>>24805955
>>24805988I don't want to get fugged in one but now I want to wear one to VGC and conventions and stuffnot furry cons though, those are basically fetish cons
>>24805955
>>24805988
I just want to fug someone wearing one of those
>>24806812
>>24805955
>>24805988
>>24805930
>Braixen is gross
>wants to fug a slimy frog
>>24804159
Most fursuits start at about 1.5-2k so I don't think Braixen would be more expensive than that. And fursuit builders do live out of making fursuits.
>>24806717
I know this feel
I want someone who can understand my uncommon interests
>>24807729
Furry girls aren't exactly uncommon, anon.
Maybe you shouldtry harder.
![FurryGender[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NkkF297.png "FurryGender[1].png")
>>24807733
>>24807767
I'm going to go out on a limb and say 2 and 3 are also male, and maybe 4 is split between the two.
>>24804582
Newfag
Probably would have gotten into costumes like these if I had a group to do it with
Dodged a bullet there maybe but on the other hand I'd probably have more friends than I do now
>>24807767
If it helps, ~80% of the males are gay
>>24806909
Self lubricated (:
>>24804086
ACTUALLY..
as for the largest Furry convention in the world
in the good ole' US of A
in the state of PA
Home of the six super bowl championship winners the Steelers
there's actually..
...
More women than men who furry up.
Way more.
And they're actually decent to super hot.
Ages range from 15 to 54.
Highest numbers between 23 - 46.
Yeah.
Around 20% are male furry
60% are female
a whooping 20% said they are ''gender fluid''
So even if you added in the other 20 to males, which are actually male to female (most in transition or half way thru)
you'd still only have 40%.
That's 20% more females.
That's as it stands 6 women to every 1 male.
You want to get laid?
Go to an Anime Convention.
Want to Yiff?
Go to a Furry convention.
Want to be accepted and Yiffed all fucking night?
Furry convention in a Furry outfit (even if you half ass it)
These are true statistics.
:)
Happy Furrdom.
>>24808990
[citation needed]
>>24809003
Anthrocon
You fucking lazy assmunch. Take your citation and shove it so far up your ass we can see the words floating in your eyeballs.
>>24808990
>That's 20% more females.
The ratio of male to female would be 2:3 in that scenario. That's 50% more, moron.
>>24809012
rude
>>24808990
>tfw I live in Pittsburgh
>tfw everyone I know despises furries
That convention is the absolute worst part of the year
>>24804212
>she left bara bait for this
>>24809956
>liking bara
>>24809956
>she left bara bait for this
>>24804086
>>24804086
Would much prefer the real thing
THE WAND IS TOO SMALL WOULD NOT FUCK
>>24811122
by that i obviously mean the fake thing
>>24810131
>shipfag
>>24809240
If you shot it up they'd call you a hero.
>tfw less attractive than some fursuiter
>>24804086
Yes, yes i would.
