ITT: Buff a Pokémon as much as possible by giving it just one move, any move.
Pineco.
Leech Seed.
Ferrothorn gets Recover.
Thundurus gets Hurricane
Porygon-Z Boomburst
>>24802885
Water Shuriken Cloyster
Thousand Arrows literally any ground type but especiallyMarowak
Quiver DanceFlygon
>>24802885
Eviolite Eternal Flower
pigieot gets sheer cold.
Pidgeot gets Sing.
>>24802885
Boomburst Aurorus
Fiery Dance Sunflora
Sacred Fire Solrock
Calm Mind Milotic
Head Smash Aerodactyl
Garchomp gets Dragon Dance :^)
>>24802885
extremespeed lopunny
Fissure Machamp
And this one has basis
>>24802969
All but the last two would still be shit.
>>24802885
>Shell Smash Golem
>Shell Smash Samurott
>Earthquake Entei
>Earth Power Typhlosion
>Water Shuriken Cloyster
>Tail Slap Ambipom
>Recover Aggron/Mega Aggrom
>Slack Off Snorlax
>>24802933
>priority 5 times hit move while holding flinch item
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>24803315
dumb question
does kings rock stack on multihit
Bolt Strike.
>>24802885
Fiery Dance Lilligant
Sucker Punch TyranitarMinimize Aegislash
Recover Wobbufet
Earth Power TyphlosionBelly Drum Scolipede
Happy Hour Meowth
Rototiller TorteraSketch Any Other Pokemon
>>24803304
werster?
>>24803325
Yes.
Blaziken gets Tail Glow.
The special set goes criminally under used.
Everything. Sketch.
Acrobatics Aerodactyl
Chip Away Pinsir
Extreme Speed Ursaring
>>24803428
The problem isn't the lack of moves, the problem is that they're shitmons. No amount of moves can fix them.
>>24803465
ok right but
are you werster?
>>24803400
>rototiller torterra
explain yourself
Thundurus with Dark Void. Hits both foes in Doubles, and has Prankster to stop nearly any sweep.
Acceclgor with Geomancy. Unburden means that after the Power Herb is used, not even Scarfers are outspeeding you. The only thing that can stop it is Priority moves and Chansey.
Slaking with Skill Swap
Cofagrigus with Recover
Latios with Geomancy is pretty scary too.
Greninja with Thunderbolt, now you can predict Thunder Waves and never get Paralyzed by switching to Electric type.
Talonflame with High Jump Kick
Beedrill with Horn Leech. Hazard damage isn't so much of a problem for it now, and you can rape bulky water types that normally counter it.
Keldeo with Dark Pulse. Latias doesn't counter it so well anymore.
Gengar with Geomancy or Nasty Plot.
Garchomp with Explosion, lol.
>>24803482
No. Why?
>>24803498
It would make sense.
Sacred Fire/Lava Plume Volcarona
>>24803499
> Thundurus with Dark Void. Hits both foes in Doubles, and has Prankster to stop nearly any sweep.
No
Acceclgor with Geomancy. Unburden means that after the Power Herb is used, not even Scarfers are outspeeding you. The only thing that can stop it is Priority moves and Chansey.
Ok
Slaking with Skill Swap
Pretty common want.
Cofagrigus with Recover
Ok
Latios with Geomancy is pretty scary too.
Please no. You might as well unban soul dew.
Greninja with Thunderbolt, now you can predict Thunder Waves and never get Paralyzed by switching to Electric type.
Please shtap
Talonflame with High Jump Kick
...wut.
Beedrill with Horn Leech. Hazard damage isn't so much of a problem for it now, and you can rape bulky water types that normally counter it.
I like this. Favorite out of these.
Keldeo with Dark Pulse. Latias doesn't counter it so well anymore.
Nice
Gengar with Geomancy or Nasty Plot.
Please no.
Garchomp with Explosion, lol.
K
Quiver Dance Swoobat.
Gardevoir with Quiver Dance
Lati@s with Quiver Dance
Swoobat with Quiver Dance
>Xerneas: Play Rough
>Yveltal: Nasty Plot
>Zygarde: Dragon Rush
>Kyogre: Earth Power
>Groudon: Heat Crash
>Rayquaza: Hurricane
Origin Pulse Blastoise
Earthquake Zebstrika
Psycho Boost Alakazam
Submission Emboar
>>24803628
>Hurricane
>Rayquaza's Ability either nullifies weather effects or sets up Delta Stream.
If anything, Kyogre should get Hurricane.
Also
>Ever using physical Xerneas
>>24803628
>Rayquaza: Hurricane
You very well know nobody would run that. Man up and give it Belly Drum
>>24803655
>Submission Emboar
>Not High Jump Kick, which Reckless already boosts since Gen 4
![tumblr_mna8gxVB0t1r3ifxzo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/eTVTLzl.gif "tumblr_mna8gxVB0t1r3ifxzo1_500[1].gif")
>Transform
Every pokemon gets sketch.
>Anything with No Guard
>Sheer Cold
>Watch the world freeze
>>24802885
>Gallade: Mach Punch
Something to give it an advantage over Medicham and/or Lopunny.
>Aerodactyl: Brave Bird
Obligitory at this point.
>Empoleon: Roost
Is bird. Birds roost.
>Sceptile: Growth
Gives it sun potential and makes that 110 Attack useful.
>Garchomp:Recover
>Because fuck the DD fags.
Kingdra and Octillery with Frost Breath.
Drapion with Storm Throw.
More so the two above than the one below. It just seems like it would be nice to have a move that actually synergized with Sniper, giving them all powerful attacks that pierce through defense boosts.
>>24803628
>Groundon gets Heat Crash
How much damage on a level 1 Paras would this deal?
>>24803738
Focus Sash+Sturdy meta.
>>24803874
>252+ Atk Primal Groudon Heat Crash (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Paras in Harsh Sunshine: 64780-76216 (539833.3 - 635133.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Better run pebbles to be sure.
>>24803465
Aurorus would become a massive heavy hitter if it got Boomburst
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Refrigerate Aurorus Boomburst vs. 248 HP / 200 SpD Scizor: 194-228 (56.5 - 66.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Refrigerate Aurorus Boomburst vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Mega Aggron: 243-287 (70.6 - 83.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Refrigerate Aurorus Boomburst vs. 4 HP / 252 SpD Eviolite Chansey: 207-244 (32.2 - 38%) -- 95.8% chance to 3HKO
would definitely compensate all those terrible weaknesses
>>24803692
>implying Emboar's tree stump legs can perform a kick
Gyarados with dragon ascent
Pinsir gets extreme speed
![hyFsEmG[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5QHat7A.png "hyFsEmG[1].png")
>What Does the Phox Say?
Seriously as I can make my shitmon good?
>>24803839
>Anti-Contact Tank with Recovery
Ideal
>>24803400
>Sucker Punch Tyranitar
I think I just came a little.
Also check'd
>>24804115
Giga Drain, to take down those damn water types.
Shell Smash Blastoise.
>>24802885
Forretress
Powder
>>24804677
Mega Forretress with an auto-Powder ability would be tighter than a nun's sphincter.
Any pokemon
Sketch
the entire metagame is ruined
Tri Attack Meloetta
Hello STAB + 40% chance to burn, paralyze, or (most importantly) freeze.
>>24805325
>Sketch is battle maison move tutor
>Almost universally learnable (save karp, unown, wobbu, weedle, etc)>Each use of sketch randomly eats 10 IV points
How does this change things
>>24802969
>Head Smash Aerodactyl
and brave bird
>>24805489
Injectors get 31/31/31/31/31/0 with three Sketch, everyone else stops playing Pokemon
>>24803499
>Thundurus with Dark Void.
just when I thought he couldn't get any more Cancerus
>>24805508
But it's random. Do you know what the chances of that are? How many times you have to softreset? As an injector, I'll say this: just ban us now
>>24805529
Cancerus? Is this a new genie? What type is it?
>>24803601
>Please no. You might as well unban soul dew.
I think it's hilarious that soul dew is still banned in VGC 2016. In a format that allows mega fug and primals, they're still worried about the latis being too strong.
>>24805337
>>24805337
>Boomburst Noivern
It already gets Boomburst.
>>24802885
Every defensive Pokemon gets Recover, Slack off, or Wish. Making the singles meta-game more balanced.
>>24805566
Oh, right.
In that case I guess Nasty Plot would be pretty good.
>>24805337
> Boomburst Noivern
Frost Breath Kingdra
>>24802885
Obligatory Electrify for my bro
Memepertfags get fucked
Slaking
Skill Swap
>>24805644
>anything used ice beam!
Thousand Arrows Torterra
No need to run Stone Edge for coverage anymore except for the rare Bug-type.
>>24805876
That's only if they catch M-Sceptile on the switch or are faster. Because otherwise
>Electrify
Rapid spin Miltank
>>24803595
Sacred Fire would be pretty shitty.
>>24803879
Snow Warning + Sneaky Pebbles.
>>24805535
The Cancer type. It's super effective against Normal, Fighting, Flying and Fairy.
Mega salamence
gear grind
nice thread.
moves that make sense conceptually. otherwise, half of the mons would just get quiver dance, recover, shift gear, geomancy, shell smash or an unplausible coverage move.
the autism in this list is so concentrated it actually may be contagious, so watch out!
Dragon Ascent Aerodactyl
Aura Sphere Alakazam
Tail Glow Ampharos
Sacred Fire Arcanine
Shell Smash Armaldo
Oblivion Wing Articuno
Moon Blast Audino
Psycho Boost Azelf
Diamond Storm Barbaracle
Megahorn Beedrill
Shift Gear Bisharp
Shell Smash Blastoise
Bolt Strike Blaziken
Close Combat Breloom
Recover Bronzong
Magma Storm Camerupt
Seed Flare Celebi
Sacred Fire Mega Charizard X
Blue Flare Mega Charizard Z
Arm Thrust Cincinno
Recover Claydol
Water Shuriken Cloyster
Bolt Strike Conkeldurr
Water Shuriken Crawdaunt
Aura Sphere Cresselia
Earthquake Crobat
Night Daze Darkrai
Doom Desire Dialgra
Flamethrower Deoxys
Bolt Strike Electivire
Slack Off Empoleon
Sacred Fire Entei
Diamond Storm Ferrothorn
V-Generator Flareon
Dragon Dance Flygon
Dragon Dance Garchomp
Boomburst Gardevoir
Nastly Plot Gengar
Sacred Fire Groudon
Dragon Ascent Gyarados
Steam Eruption Heatran
V-Generator Infernape
Meteor Mash Jirachi
Ice Beam Jolteon
Extreme Speed Kangashkan
Spacial Rend Kingdra
Stealth Rock Fagkeys
Flamethrower Lati@s
Fissure Machamp
Ice Beam Manectric
Spore Meganium
Calm Mind Milotic
Quiver Dance Moltres
Shift Gear Metagross
Nasty Plot Noivern
Focus Blast Pidgeot
Boomburst Porygon@
Recover Regice, Registeel, Regirock & Regigigas
Psystrike Reunclius
Wood Hammer Rhyperior
Spikes Sableye
Extreme Speed Salamence
Shell Smash Samurott
Seed Flare Sceptile
Metal Burst Scarmory
Slack Off Snorlax
Calm Mind Starmie
Recover Steelix
Aeroblast Thundurus
Boomburst Togekiss
Aeroblast Tornardus
Sucker Punch Tyranitar
Seed Flare Venusaur
Dark Void Yveltal
Blue Flare Xerneas
Oblivion Wing Zapdos
Geomancy Zygarde
autist yet?
Brave Bird and/or Head Smash Aerodactyl
Extremespeed Altaria
Nasty Plot Gengar
Sacred Fire or Fiery Dance Infernape
>>24802885
HJK/Dragon Ascent/Sacred Fire with Talonflame
>>24807504
>HJK
What the fuck is with this meme?
>>24807549
High Jump Kick
Talonflame gets walled by bulky rock-types like Tyranitar and Omastar. HJK means you can smash those too. Also you can get a Super effective hit on Chansey without losing all your health to Brave Bird recoil (Provided HJK doesn't miss)
>>24807806
I know what it is and why you fucks want it. But why the fuck do you think a raptor type bird with twig legs would be able to use fucking HJK? You should ask for Close Combat instead.
>>24807829
How about Brave Birdclaw
Fighting Type move like Brave Bird but you take recoil equal to 50% of enemy's damage
It can kill chansey, but it will die because twig legs
>>24807829
>ITT: Buff a Pokémon as much as possible by giving it just one move, any move.
>>24807829
>When attacking prey, it can reach speeds of up to 310 mph. It finishes its prey off with a colossal kick.
this is why you fucking nigger
Regigigas with Protectwould probably still suck
Give Emboar High Jump Kick, because Superpower stat drops suck
>>24808758
Hownthe fuck is that pig gonna high jump kick
>>24808864
by grabbing onto a talonflame for a lift
>>24807504
>Dragon Ascent
Its a shittier Brave Bird imo, gamefreak dropped the ball by making "the strongest Flying-type move" not only on par with Brave Bird, but weaker than GOD BIRD/Sky Attack, and by not giving regular Rayquazas a V-Create clone....
Given that Rayquaza had V-Create in an event.
>>24808889
kek
Not enough people spamming spore on stuff, so: Spore tornadus. Because spores spread by wind.
>>24808915
>Recoil damage is better instead of stats drops
Do you really hate best bird that much?
>>24805544
> soul dew
This is bad bait by now anon, try something else, like saying its stupid not to have Bravest Bird banned.
>>24803893
Doesnt Groudon get Bulk Up
Also you forgot a ... few things.
>+1 252+ Atk Primal Groudon Heavy Slam (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Dry Skin Paras in Harsh Sunshine: 145752-171472 (1325018.1 - 1558836.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>24808924
>Roost
OH NO I lost like 70 HP! Whatever shall I do :(
>>24803601
>>24803499
>Keldeo with Dark Pulse. Latias doesn't counter it so well anymore.
stops Shedinja :^(
>Agility Mawile
>>24809011
Rock Polish is given to almost all Steel-types and does the exact same thing.
>rock polish Rhyperior outspeed Pidgeot
>rock polish Jolly M-Mawile outspeeds fucking everything, equivalent to Jolly base 150 with 244 EVs
God help us
>>24809484
That's horrifying.
>>24803311
>>24803400
>Earth Power Typhlosion
I would settle for fucking Grass Knot at this point.
>>24809484
MAKE IT HAPPEN NNNNNNNNOW
>>24803903
>Scizor used Bullet Punch.
>Archeops
>Skill Swap
How did I do?
pollywrath with drainpunch or close combat becomes the best rain sweeper of all time because it already gets belly drum
>>24802889
Brutal. Underrated post.
>>24802885
Poliwrath
Mach Punch
>>24810256
>>24802889
i don't get it
All of the following with dragon dance.
>Arcanine
>Electivire
>Torterra
>Steelix
>Rampardos
>Beartic
>Eelektross
>Druddigonwhy the fuck doesn't it have it already
>Floatzel
>Leavanny
>Meinshao
And a special variant of dragon dance called aurora dance given to
>all ice types
>everything that learns aurora beam
>>24803893
>>24808947
I knew this would come in handy some day.
>+6 252+ Atk Choice Band Huge Power Primal Groudon Helping Hand Heat Crash (120 BP) vs. -6 0 HP / 0- Def Dry Skin Paras in Harsh Sunshine: 11607292-13655644 (96727433.3 - 113797033.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>24802940
eviolite is an underrated move desu
Quiver/Dragon Dance Flygon
I don't get why Gamefreak refuses to give this thing any non-trash boosting moves.
>>24803151
>>24802953
OHKO moves are unaffected by NoGuard
>>24803571
Just give it growth
>>24813176
>implying
someone didn't use fake out + sheer cold ninjask in the maison
>>24813176
You're wrong
>>24802885
Recover Zygarde
Would fit from a lore perspective too because it can separate and collect its cells at will.
![latest[4].png](https://i.imgur.com/8td7Ceq.png "latest[4].png")
Future sight
Give Groudon Growth
>>24807426
>Slack Off Snorlax
Why GF hasn't done this obvious one yet is beyond me.
>>24813176
Incorrect. Play the game and you will see. The actual game, not battle simulators.
>>24802885
Magikarp -- Slam (but Magikarp can't get new moves!!1!! WRONG. Magikarp got Flail in Gen3 and Bounce in Platinum. Also. Bounce is why I think Magikarp could also use Slam. Magikarp weights 22 lbs./10Kg. Imagine having a 22 lb./10Kg. weight hit you out of nowhere. It's gonna hurt. So you also have Magikarp, that 22 lb./10Kg. weight, in Pokemon form, hitting you, and it's not supposed to hurt? Yeah, right! Besides, imagine how much pain GYARADOS could cause with Slam, or even better, Heavy Slam since it's 518.1 lbs.!)
>>24816762
Isn't that body slam? I think slam implies you are grabbing the opponent and slamming them.
>>24803738
IT DOESNT EFFECT OHKO LEARN POKEMON
>>24817015
Lern2WWE, buddy. Body Slam is the one where you grab the opponent.
>>24817485
Is that right though?
Bulbapedo says the only thing 0HKO was exempt from with No Guard was breaking through Protect and Detect in Gen IV...and that was a bug.
Is this maybe a Showdown thing?
>>24816762
Mary me, please.
Tail Glow Sceptile
But I'd settle for Nasty Plot or even Growth
Aron, Extreme Speed
Kyurem-B with Icicle Crash
>>24817636
Are you Fug incarnate?
Speaking of Fug... Meteor Mash because of what Mega Fug did to that meteor in ORAS.
>>24817485
Are you fucking dense. Accuracy buffs don't effect OHKO moves but No Guard and Lock On override all accuracy calculations.
Source: I am using a fucking No Guard Fissure/SheerCold/Guillotine/HornDrill in Battle Maison RIGHT NOW
>>24815545
It'd be a Chansey that could actually fight back. Not good.
>mfw people are suggesting Hi Jump Kick for Talonflame
Unfezant needs it even more, you guys.
>Boomburst Gardevoir
>Electrify Sceptile
>Meteor Mash Fug
>Aqua Jet Aegislash
>>24818182
It would still have low defense
Dragon Rush Druddigon.
I mean, it's like the one Dragon who would actually appreciate the damn move.
>>24818256
>implying Fug wouldn't appreciate it
>>24819708
Fug is languishing at the very top of the ubers pile.
Druddigon is, what? RU?
It's got some awesome offensive options, but trash speed and no great STAB.
LO Sheer Force Dragon Rush would be a really nice addition, and maybe it'll see some more use.
>>24819722
Yeah, but Fug could still use it.
Anything to make Fug more Fuggy is good.
I want to fug Fug.
Final Gambit
Blissey
>>24818256
Why the fuck doesn't he already get it?
Come on.
>>24819820
Almost nobody likes Lego gargoyle dragon.
Certainly not Gamefreak.
>>24819734
fug is for hug and snug and fug
Dark void mega pidgeot
Powder for Forretress.
