>foe's M-Latios (who the fuck use this shit) is 12%, burned, and used 2 draco meteors already
>switch to Talonflame, click sword dance because i have enough some little bulky Talonflame, so i could sweep his entire team with ease because most of them are already 50% or lower
>critical draco
replays are good too.
>random battles
>my four versus his last mon
>zekrom used bolt strike!
>heatran used will-o-wisp!
>it missed!
>proceed to lose
Why the fuck does toxic get a special 100% hit condition but wow doesn't?
>>24802747
Toxic doesnt cripple offenses
>down to my last mon
>Contrary Serperior
>I planned this
>All counters removed
>Full HP
>Just one Leaf Storm and I can reverse this whole situation
>90% accuracy move misses 2 times in a row
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuug
Most of them water down to
>Tyranitar used Stone Edge!
>opposing ______ avoided the attack!
All I ask for in life is a 100% accuracy rock move with 80+ BP.
>Whitney's Clefairy used mentronome
>Clefairy used Aeroblast
>Machop gets BTFO
>>24802747
Even if it did you bet it wouldn't be on a fucking fire type.
>>24803863
>using a Fighting type against a Fairy type
>>24804163
>Whiteney's clefairy
Gee, I don't know. Maybe he thought Machop would have type advantage over the Clefairy that was pure normal type in that battle.
>>24802747
Toxic is 90acc and fucks me way more than that
>>24802713
>Battle Tower/Mainson
>running a swagplay team in Anything Goes
>have a Mega Gengar and Groundceus to handle the occasional Chansey/Primal Groudon
>opponent has both
>and a Whimsicott
>and a Mandibuzz
>and an Avalugg
>by coincidence, my opponent's team is designed to screw over Klefki
I swear to god Drill Run has like 70% accuracy
>>24804163
Gen 2 newfriend
>>24804163
Buttscab put your trip back on so we can block your ass
even better, how about moments where RNG fucked the opponent?
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oususpecttest-302895638
>>24807076
>http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oususpecttest-302895638
Amazing
>>24802713
>Opponent's Fire Blast burns your physical attacker
>Opponent's Thunderbolt paralyzes you
>secondary effects lands on you all the time despite only having a 10% chance of occurring
>Your Jirachi and Togekiss never land a single secondary effect in the whole match
Is there a greater injustice?
>>24807111
>using jirachi and togekiss
you deserve it faggot
>>24807111
>jirachi and togekiss
no that seems like justice being served
>>24804163
Is this THAT thread?
>playing shitty pokemon fangame out of boredom
>somewhat underlevelled
>fight trainer with level 53 braviary
>send out level 56 carracosta
>crush claws on switch, def drop
>crush claws again, drop and miss rock slide
>repeat twice more
>after he hax'd the fuck out of carracosta proceeds to crit everything else (all around level 50-54) for OHKO because it's braviary
>wipe
>>24807177
>0
what the fuck
>>24807191
> being this new
did you find this site yesterday?
>>24807224
i literally have never seen the apparently magical 0 spatk gyarados
i don't /vp/ much what with how slow the board is
>>24807229
The Crystal battle tower literally cheats, one of them is lowering Gyarados's SpA to zero (thus nullifying all water attacks as useless).
>>24807252
wait is this lowering YOUR gyarados' spatk to 0 or is this some kinda of weird tactic to make their own pokemon have a completely useless stat?
if the latter for what purpose?
>>24807257
>YOUR gyarados' spatk to 0
this one. the guy didn't understand why hi gyrados was so shit
>>24807367
>literally editing your own pokemon's stats to gain an unfair advantage
good thing i never gave a shit about the battle tower then
>>24802713
Here, have the shiny
>>24807520
Thanks
>>24802797
>power gem
>>24807119
>>24807128
>implying jirachi and togekiss are only used for paraflinchhax
>implying paraflinch is even worth using
Low elo spotted
>>24807582
> used by only 6 rock types
> only one of which is even worth using
alrighty then
>>24807582
Literally only 20 pokemon learn it and it can never be passed
>>24802747
Just use Scald, it works 30% of the time 100% of the time.
>>24803863
>Whitney's Clefairy used Recover
>Whitney's Clefairy used Moonlight
>Whitney's Clefairy used Slack Off
>Whitney's Clefairy used Giga Drain
>Whitney's Clefairy used Roost
>Whitney's Clefairy used Wish
>Whitney's Clefairy used Softboiled
>>24807671
>using scald
>really need that burn
>first one didn't
>he kept on greeding
>second one
>didn't, he kept on greeding
>third one
>didn't
>he killed me
30% = 0% when you use it
30% = 100% when the foe use it
>>24802713
>Imma make a team with no healer, I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
>Literally three scald burns in every single one of my physical hitters on the first try.
PSMD is going to be fun for you guys.
>>24802713
Fucking flinch and freeze gets me everytime on showdown everytime
>>24810229
Don't worry it gets banned soon.
>>24807671
Do you run scald on your eviolite luvdisc?
Not really RNG, but funny anyway.
>My Fortress v. Dragonite
> use stealth rocks. He use
>Use T. Spikes he uses dragon dance again
>Use 2nd T spikes. another dragon dance
>He uses outrage
>Survive because sturdy
>"Fortress' Red Card activates"
>after his pokemon comes out, I respond with volt switch.
>he ragequits then and there.
One of the happiest moments of my time playing pokemon.
>>24802713
>be me random battle
>last poke burned jirachi with twave and iron head
>opp has 3 mons
>i have leftovers
>i flinch hax them all and win
>i was burned it where like 15 turns
>Nuzlocke leaf green
>One pokemon left at elite 4/champ rematch
>90% chance to ohko tyranitar
>it survives and one shots my Starmie who would have swept the rest of Dick's team
Fug
>>24809968
Low stakes but:
>Use a wand to confuse some random Pokemon
>It shoots attacks left and right while I and my partner chip away at his health with not a scratch on me
>It snaps out of confusion
>"Well it's got to be close to dead. I'm pretty low on PP so I'll just hit it with my A attack"
>Both my partner and I proceed to miss 3 turns in a row while it hits me hard three times and kills me, using up my last reviver seed
>I smack it for 5 damage after reviving and it dies
>>24810505
I boosted in front of some guys' stupid face with Snips. His foretress kept using rapid spin and I realized halfway through why he didn't switch.
>mfw knock off doesn't activate red card
>mfw he immediately forfeited
>>24807671
PokeaimMD please leave.
