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What Pokémon would you eat?
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What species of Pokémon would you eat?
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Miltank, Far Fetched, Basculin, and Cherubi
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swirlix and slurpuff
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Probably bird ones. I'm not that good eating red meat.
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Don't know, but there's a thread here going on right now about somebody wanting to "eat" Gardevoir".
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I'M GOING TO CATCH A BOX OF TAUROS
THEY'LL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN
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Skitty
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>>24792489
i think this one would give suitable nourishment
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>>24792489
Magikarp Sushi
Tauros Sirloin / Tenderloin / Ribs
Mareep's meat
Fried Torchic with BBQ sauce
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>>24793489
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Gardevoir's hornchest.
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>>24795079
I'd eat something of hers if you catch my drift.
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Aren't they not supposed to show Pokemon as edible/meat products in the Pokemon world?
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dem tasty chicken legs
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>>24792489
Charizard lava cum
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>>24792489
desu I'd just eat Magikarp sushi for life
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Just don't touch the mareeps.
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>>24796037
Im gonna eat Her ball
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Mime Jr. and Smoochum with Frank's Red Hot and BBQ sauce
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>>24796067
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I'm a vegetarian
plant based pokemon are meat?
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I always wondered what Slowpoke tail tasted like.
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>>24792489
Gardevoir and or Lopunny
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fucking degenerates, be pokévegan or bust
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>>24792489
Buttered Steelix and roasted Haunter hands with Magneton screw soup sprayed with Weezing gas.
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>>24796696
Get out of here, Heston
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>>24796317
That's up to you, do you consider a creature that feels pain meat or not?

There are plenty of non killing options like the fruit on Tropius's neck.
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>>24796619
Go back to trolling /ck/ veganscum
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>>24792489
Sharpedo fin soup and Dragonair steaks seems like an awesome meal.

Also would food Pokemon be more tender when evolved or un evolved?
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>>24798406
Unevolved I presume. More supple, like veal. I wonder if there are super serious Tauros farmers who make the Pokemon version of Wagyu beef...?
I would rather not eat Pokemon if I were in their world though, it would feel pretty bad to be honest especially while training them and living with them. It's not the same as meat in our world. Some Tropius fruit, a glass of MooMoo milk, Poffins, and Pokepuffs would all be worth a taste even if the last two are made for Pokemon and probably taste terrible. All the berry types too. If I could do it guilt-free I think Farfetch'd with sauteed leeks would be amazing.
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>>24798459
I have to agree. If it was the case, I wouldn't like to do it. It would feel horrible. I guess mostly because they are "special" to me, since they have been for a long time in my memories as I play the games.

Still, that's just for the poke world. I still eat meat IRL.
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Miltank steakburger sounds delicious.
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>>24795087
carp can't be eaten raw
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>>24798693
i would a ditto
i mean i would eat a ditto
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Vanillite, Vanillish and Vanilluxe.
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>>24798741
But they're not actually ice cream. They're pure ice/rock under the layer of snow that creates the "ice cream swirl". They probably taste like sludge or dirty ice.
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>>24798761
And?
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>>24799639
>Arceus
It's ass right? You would eat that sexy ass, anon?
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Basculin is explicitly stated to be eaten, as is Farfetch'd.

Tauros is steak, certainly. Pork comes from the Tepig line. There's plenty of seafood: Basculin, Magikarp, Krabby/Corphish, Seaking, etc.

There's no way you don't have hunters shooting Sawsbuck/Stantler, you know.

As for the keeping away from Mareep? Mutton I ask why?
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what is the plumpest bird? I don't think I have the heart to eat Santa though
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diglett
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>>24796326
I think it's mentioned somewhere that it's sweet, that's why they use it as a lure to catch Shellder.
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Charizard.
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>>24799646
And you might as well go lick a cold rock? There are much more exotic and tasty choices.
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>>24800035
Farfetch'd probably. I would say Honchkrow but they're probably all gamey and nothing but dark meat. In fact most of the bird pokemon look like they would taste pretty gamey.
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>>24796439
Ayyyyyyy
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It aint right to eat a pokemon
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>>24792489
All of them. Even the steel types.
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Bellsprouts and milk straight from miltank's utters... And maybe I'll wrap my mouth around electivire's wires and see what happens
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