Everything that make sense in the Pokémon reality.
But don't make sense in Our Reality.
>>24790664
Ice punch
>uses tail
>Focus Punch
Probably just headbutts
>Can't learn Fly
Can't carry your heavy ass
/thread
>>24790738
But that's retarded, you fuck.
>>24790664
Kinda unrelated but who is that dude in the fourth panel? ive been seeing that evrywhere lately.
>>24790760
Bruce Lee.
>>24790775
>tfw not knowing Yao Ming when you see him
>>24790880
That's Tiger Woods you aspie
>>24790880
Reminder to report this underage nigger whenever you see him.
>>24790738
I've always wondered if Wooper could create Ice on his body that takes the form of an arm and punch with it.
>>24790738
Fly has nothing related with carrying you around or not. Look at fucking Pidgey. It's dumb for Yanmega not learning fly, as for Scyther.
pokemon that can evolve INTO a pokemon, or which evolved FROM a pokemon with arms/tail/etc. will retain their evo/prevos ability to learn and utilize moves that require arms/tail/etc.
how is this so hard for people to understand.
mankey has a tail. kadabra has a tail. quagsire has arms. breloom has arms. it's not that interesting.
Have you guys heard about venonat and butterfree
>>24790738
>threading your own post
retard alert
>>24793250
>>24790852
>using tfw instead of mfw
mfw really has fallen out of usage
>>24790664
Fly in Japanese is literally "fly in the sky". Dragonflies and other insect don't generally fly up as high as birds, so that's why barely any Bug-types learn Fly.
At least, that's the kind of logic I imagine Gamefreak would use.
zigzagoon can't learn cut
>>24793250
But it's still stupid. Wooper and shroomish shouldn't be able to learn the moves until they actually evolve and get arms. Saying "yeah but they'll have arms eventually" is dumb
>>24793939
to be fair how many people are going to be autistic enough to breed focus punch Shroomish or have a level 70 shroomish by the time you get to the move tutor