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i'm a straight male but i really want to fuck archie help me /vp/
Accept your fate
>>24784674
son....Buy Applause on iTunes
Yeah you're not straight if thats the case. Thats cool though, it's all chill
>>24784674
How did you come to that conclusion?I idolize Drayden and Bruno so much sometimes it crosses over to obsession. It's a weird thing.
>>24784674
nigga u gay
>>24784777
>you will never find high res official art of drayden
why live
>>24784817
Have you tried that waifu2x shit
>>24784674
I'm a straight male and if Robert Downey Jr. or Liam Neeson said "I'd like you in my bedchambers this evening" I'd be there with a rose between my teeth and silk pajamas loosely hanging off my body.
There's at least one exception to just about every rule, anon. "Sexuality" is just a set of rules for turning us on.
just saying but you guys sound bi
>>24784824
Yeah, doesn't come out that great though.
I'm sort of a super stickler when it comes to high-res of Pokemon art. I like looking at lineart, shading, and stuff like that.
I remember when I desperately used "exceptions" to pretend I was straight too.
>>24784839
I'd like to think that, but I'd probably fall into Tumblr's ridiculous gender laws.
>>24784923
Tumblr's "ridiculous gender laws" are just overcomplications of sexuality. Tumblr, for being against labels and being for equality, has huge issues with labelling fuck everything.
>>24784839
This
RDJ
Chris Evans
Jensen Ackles
All unbelievably amazing specimen worth looking up to but dangerously too damn fine it makes me question myself
>>24784674
Once you admit being straight is just a label and doesn't have any meaning, you'll realize that there's a lot of different flavors you'll like. You can generalize your sexual preference with a label, but just because you "picked" that label doesn't mean you have to follow it strictly.
You're still a faggot though.
>>24784964
Labels are just a way for people to feel valid/comfortable with themselves and find others with the same feelings.
That said, most of these overcomplications and labels you mention are pretty fucking sad if you think about it from that angle. Half of them just scream "I don't want to fuck everything I see on sight like a 'real man'/'empowered woman' " and the other half are "I think I'm bisexual but people would believe me more if I kicked and squirmed my way into a gay/straight label"
>>24784923
They're just over complicating things since it's one of the few, if not only components to their identity. Sexual orientations are useful as a basic summary of who you're attracted to, but you don't really need label what you're into be to hyper specific. Just like what you like and use a label if you want to find other people like you.
>>24784674
Why not Maxie, OP?
>>24785041
>a buff, delicious brown man
vs
>a skinny, pale nerd
I wonder why
>>24785041
Shit taste tbhfam
>>24785285
>>24785724
Maxie is for females. Women love that sinister megane boss shit (especially the types who are into Pokemon). You get the impression that he has a lot of emotions bottled up. Maxie is also a more dynamic character which appeals to women.
Archie and Matt are both bara gay as fuck. Shelly is thrown in so Aquafags can rep their team without feeling full homo.
>>24784681
I bought Alpha sapphire just for him. Ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of hot pirate daddy eye candy
>>24784681
At least you're not offering blowjobs for applause like the tragic gays on Craigslist
>>24784839
Yasss. Get it, boo
>>24785041
Yeah, no
>>24785882
#musicnotthebling
>>24785865
maxie is the opposite of bara stupid
>>24785041
Because Maxie is the OP.
>>24785865
>Maxie is for females
No, Archie x Maxie is for females. He exists to complete their perfect MMF dream relationship
>>24784674
faggot
>>24784674
wizu wizu
Who wouldn't fuck Archie?
He's best husbando
>>24786276
The only girls who Archie/Maxie are tumblr sjws who didn't play the game.
If forced to pick between the two, girls pick Maxie.
They typically play Ruby/Omega Ruby while more guys play Sapphire/Alpha Sapphire. Girls are usually Team Magma because they admit to being nerds/are into villainsand have daddy issues; Guys are usually Team Aqua because wish fulfillment and bro cultureand homosexuality
A few girls are Aqua because they like bara and some guys prefer Magma because they like Courtney. But those are the exceptions.
>>24786448
Why not both?
