Pokemon

you are mom

Science

A condom

>>24777490
benis

Booze and strippers

The likely answer?
A tiny home
Each pokeball is probably just a small home for the Pokemon to rest in when they're not battling

>>24777490
Loneliness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyY0jRjrTy4
What Happens Inside a Pokeball

Poke - Generic Kekshed you'd find in Sweden, stocked with shitty, artificial Poffins.
Great - Somewhat nice apartment, a few rooms and a greater variety of Poffins.
Ultra - Pretty good condo. Personal gym, albeit with the quality of a shitty chain hotel you'd find on an interstate exit. Each room has a calendar with lewd pictures of a pokegirl. The girl is different in every room.
Master - Sweetass upscale abode. Gym, pool, sauna. To top it all of you get a full snackbar with free food all served by a Scrafty with a goofy little tuxedo and an oddly dry sense of humor.
Luxury - The same as Master, but with a very baroque style to it. Includes several Sistine-Chapel-esque murals of naked Gardevoirs.
Premier - Very close to Master as well, but with a distinct Latin-American vibe. The Scrafty says hue a lot and there is also a vaguely lusty Braixen maid. Everyone speaks really dramatic soap-opera Spanish.
Fast/Quick - A shit ton of treadmills. The walls are plastered with regimen advice and a few posters of Sanic with the caption "GOTTA GO FAST" for encouragement.
Dusk - Edgy shit. Dark colors, and Lovecraft posters and katanas hang from the wall along with messages like "ARCEUS WILL NOT SAVE YOU" written in obviously fake blood. Garbled metal music constantly plays with shitty sound quality.

Paradise

>>24777490
http://strawpoll.me/6198214/