I know I'm probably going to regret this, but what would pokemon look like if vp was the target audience?
Shit
>>24772787
>rule34.paheal.org/porkyman
Something like this.
>>24772787
Waifumons, edgemons and mememons everywhere.
XY tier story
>>24772798
Pm this. You would be able to date your Pokémon and fuck them in your parents house to your mothers disappointment
SMT
10 battle frontiers
Pokémon Sage/Clover (I forgot which one is each)
Full of retarded meme references as usual.
>>24772787
With extra large boobs and butts
>>24772787
You would finally be able to marry your Pokemon.
You should be able to anyway.
Schizophrenic
Spergy but still better than the watered down "I wanna be on the iphone" shit we have today.
>>24772825
>forced maymays
most likely
Terrible.
The collective of /vp/ has shitty taste.
Packed with gratuitous nudity, fetish fuel and graphic violence
You would play as a Team ____ grunt and all the pokemon would be sexually attractive females that you get to fug. Basically Sengoku Rance with monster girls.
>>24778412
it's a good idea, anon.
It'd be extremely boring since majority of /vp/ wants "i just want it to be about me being a pokemon master again" with only that and nothing else
>>24778412
Wasn't there actually a game like this where you played as a ninja and conquered territories and had to fight Nobunaga?
Something like that only all the pokemon are girls and all the opponents are hot gym leaders who you can rape in lesbian orgies with your pokemon in your path to world conquest seems like something /vp/ would enjoy.
>>24772810
>implying this would be bad
>>24772825
That guy who says "Yo Champ in making" at each gym now says
>STILL liking Golem
>>24778487
ya it was fun
there is no main quest because /vp/ apparently only cares for the post-game
your starting town is 10 battle frontiers, there, that is the game, the wild pokemon you encoutner are all already ev trained and with max IVS, there are no animations since that is boring as fuck
basically showdown but with some overworld stuff
>>24779045
>tfw i actually like this
>>24772810
>10 battle frontiers
kekked
>>24772798
>mfw this took me to a virus page
Three pokemon day cares, eggs take up a separate slot and you can have 50 of those with you, and each day care has a loop in front of it.
huge butts
>>24772787CLOVER.
>>24781846
A town full of competing day cares. One, for example, would promise faster breeding, one would promised quicker hatching eggs, etc. This town also has a gym where you can walk indefinitely in place on a treadmill.
>>24772787
Pretty much pic related.
Now you don't capture Pokemon. Pokemon capture you.
All Pokemon would be female. (yeah,even Dragoo). It would be a fetish ride: they would try to "capture" you in every way possible.
But at least storyline would be the best, and at long last we would have actual character development.
