What Pokemon do women like?
None. Only people who like pokemon are socially awkward males in their mid twenties.
>>24766314
>dat girl fawning at Machop
Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
>those other threads got deleted
mods pls, this is official material
>>24766399
Which ones?
>>24766416
Oh shit. Nevermind. The page got more info about Kairiky.
>>24766325
Ebin
>>24766325
Hey, I am 19.
i like gallade, alakazam, and hypnoand yes i would fug any or all of them
My gf likes Empoleon
>>24766314
I like some cutemons, but mostly Ghosts and Dragon Types.
Too broad of a question. Normies probably like Pikachu and other gen 1 cutemons.
>>24766325
This is weak bait even by /vp/'s standards
>>24766446>implying its not true
>>24766455
Which ones would you fug?
>>24766314
are GF seriously making pokephilia official and canon?
>>24766512
Of course.
>>24766512
Cant wait for the official adult toys.
>>24766518
Starting with this family?
Interesting how they used the machop like for pokephilia instead of the more popular ones
>>24766521
Imagine the hypestorm every time theyd annoumce new pokemon based dildo / fleshlight.
>>24766521
because it's okay when a woman does it
reminder that the only time interspecies relations in media has been considered publicly accepted was in Who Framed Roger Rabbit and that's only because it was a human f x animal m
>>24766506Haxorus and Greninja.
Unrelated but i hope they release new action figures for the line and their rivals
The best i have of the two are finger puppets because Conkeldurr doesnt have an action figure while Machamp doesnt have a decent plush
>>24766450
>>24766541
I wonder how many of /vp/s female anons would fug a Pokemon and which mons are the most popular.
>>24766314
I like large canine/vuline/feline related Pokémon, mainly.I want them to fuck me.
>>24766450
>>24766541
>>24766561
where do I find a girl pokephile irl?
>>24766399
>Machamp thread is not ok
>But Goodra thread is
>>24766454
My gf like Machamp, she has a thing for big pecs
>>24766597
well are you working out to get them pecs breh?
>>24766597
who doesn't like big pecs?
So is liking Machamp beastiality?
>>24766314
Garchomp Blaziken and Greninja. Once had my boyfriend pretend to be a Garchomp during sex.
>>24766920
Wow im kind of interested how that went
>>24766325
>girlfriend and all of her female friends are Poke nerds
>we all sat around and discussed the VC releases at a bar last week
Ok bruh.
Girls like Eevee and Mew and Ninetales andLucario.
>>24766325
If you meant sexually, you didn't lie
>>24766602
>100 push ups everyday
How else did she hook up with me.
I have 2 female cousins who like pokemon.
Younger one likes Dragonair and Altaria. She loves Dragon and fairy types. I think she likes Snivy too.
Older one is a bit more casual. She likes Pikachu (especially cosplay Pikachu), Raichu, all of the mythic sprites (Mew, Jirachi, Manaphy, etc.) although I think the only one she actually owns is Mew, and Weavile.
>>24766597S-sauce?Asking for a friend.
>>24766314
Truthfully speaking, I like all Pokemon to varying degrees. There's none that I can say that I outright hate. I have no reason to. Yet.
My older sister is unfortunately a genwunner, and my younger sister doesn't really care about Pokemon to be quite honest with youcuz
>>24766314
My girlfriend's favourite is Togekiss, she said she didn't care about the Togepi line before that one came out. She also really likes Hoopa Unbound, Breloom, and Dragalge.
Fuck marry kill
>>24767148
Fuck and marry the middle chick, kill the other two.
My sister's favorite is Zigzagoon. She was disappointed when it evolved.
>>24767110
hitomi.la/galleries/332292.html
>>24766314
Anyone want to translate the content of these pages?
http://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/girlstalk/
>>24767190
How about we fuck and marry your dad, kill your pathetic ass?
>>24767148
Fuck and marry both left and middle.
Kill >>24767190
>>24767215
Bless you, sweet anon.
>>24767235
>>24767242
Stay mad :^)
Why is this allowed?
This is a bad and stereotypical depiction of Girl Pokemon Gamers.
Gonna try and translate the whole thing.
Machamp Girl Symposium
Right now, we're obsessed with Machamp!
(left) Nozomi: A regular customer to the Machamp Cafe, she's the leader to the three "Machamp Girl" friends.
(middle) Kanae: Taking after Nozomi, she joined the latest fad and became a Machamp Girl.
(right) Tamae: Inspired by Machamp, she trained her body. A power-type Machamp Girl.
It's the hottest new buzzword everyone is talking about, the "Machamp Girls". What is it about Machamp that draws women to them? It's the hot talk battle between Machamp Girls, about the simple beauty of muscles, and the irresistible charm of Machamp!
>>24767366
Muscles change lives!? Reason for being a Machamp Girl.
Nozomi: Lately, the Machamp Cafe has been getting a lot of customers. That more being are seeing the appeal of Machamp makes me happy, but as a long time fan, it's a complicated feeling.
Kanae: They're certainly nothing compared to a hardcore Machamp fan like you, Nozomi. Actually, weren't you saved by one?
Nozomi: Yeah. When I was little, I was exploring in the mountains, I got injured and a rock almost fell on me, when just then he came covered me with his body! From then on, it was only Machamp for me!
Tamae: What a romantic meeting. So then Nozomi became a Machamp Girl, and got Kanae too...
Kanae: They're so cool, right!? I always seem them in pictures and tv shows everyday, they're even in my dreams. But the decider for me is the "Machamp Simple Training" (note). They're stoic eyes when they're training, it makes my heart flutter!
Tamae: That Machamp Training is so cool. I also train while I watch them. I used to be a weakling once, but I wanted to be like Machamp, so I started training my body. If it wasn't for Machamp, I wouldn't be how I am today (laughs).
Nozomi: I can't a imagine a life without Machamp!
(note) Machamp Simple Training: A training devised my the Machamp Gym to get healthy without pushing youself. With anyone being able to do it, and being displayed by Machamp and Battle Girls, it became hugely popular.
>>24767373
They're all different, and they're all good! Different stages' charms
Nozomi: If you want to be called a hardcore Machamp Girl, you're naive to think it's just fawning over Machamp!
Kanae: Right. Machoke is cool, too! When they stare at you, they have such a sense of intimidation, they have the dignity of a seasoned matial artist. Not only that, doesn't their belt control their power? They're so stoic it's moe!!
Nozomi: Even with such a small body, Machop has the power to lift up and throw 100 adults. Amazing. That they can train to much without their muscles hurting, I'm jealous~
Tamae: Their artful posing with their 4 arms, their tight, sexy waist, and their beautiful muscles, I thing Machamp is the best. That each form has their own bright points, that's the charm of Machamp.
>>24767374
Go for it, the Machamp red zone! Strongest Machamp discussion.
Kanae: Machamp is already so strong and cool, but don't you want it's form with even more power?
Tamae: You mean, Mega Evolution?
Kanae: Certainly, I wish Machamp could Mega Evolve too, but that's not what I'm talking about. It has that belt around its waist to control its power. If you took it off, what would happen?
Nozomi: They have that on since they're a Machoke. I've heard that it's so dangerous, no one has ever taken it off, but that's exactly why I want to.
Tamae: Their punches could surpass the speed of light. With their belt, they can let off 1000 punches in 2 seconds, that's already close to the speed of sound.
Kanae: Eh? So if you got hit by a flurry of Machamp's punches without its belt, could you warp like a space ship!?
Nozomi & Tamae: Of course, that's impossible!
>>24767377
The running Muscle Museam!? The Machamp Bus Tour
Tamae: Hey, Nozomi. Didn't you say you had some important news?
Nozomi: Fufufu... The truth is, I got ahold of these pamphlets!
Kanae: "The Bus Tour with Machamp"!? What, I want to go!!
Nozomi: You get to sit next to Machamp on the bus~ You can get a good at Machamps sculptured body right up close!
Tamae: You get to go pick Pecha Berries and enjoy a lunch show with them. A whole day with Machamp, it's like a dream come true...
Kanae: At the end of the tour, you get to take a momento picture with them. The Machamp will even let you ride their shoulder! It'll be my lifelong treasure!
Nozomi: I'm going to sign up for this tour... But how about everyone else?
Kanae: Of course I'll join!!
Tamae: You didn't even need to ask, of course I'll come.
Nozomi: Then it's decided, lets all go and sign up!
>>24767331
It's only okay when women sexually harass
>>24767373
>What a romantic meeting.
>it makes my heart flutter!
>>24767374
>Their artful posing with their 4 arms, their tight, sexy waist, and their beautiful muscles, I thing Machamp is the best.
>sexy waist
>>24767383
>Their artful posing with their 4 arms, their tight, sexy waist, and their beautiful muscles, I thing Machamp is the best.
So this is legit pokephilia isn't it?
Jesus Christ.
>>24767403
Oh that last quote is supposed to be:
>Nozomi: You get to sit next to Machamp on the bus~ You can get a good at Machamps sculptured body right up close!
I like ghost and poison types. Roxie is my favorite trainer.
>>24767403
Yes it is. Holy shit, my sides are on orbit.
>>24767403
You know, after the Sinnoh myths, is it that really surprising?
>>24767377
>mega-evolution
Oh God please dont play with me like this
Is this 'like' in terms of actual usage or 'like' as in fucking themI only know how to answer the former so Whimsicott, Milotic, Froslass, Gardevoir and Vulpix.
>>24767383
So its prostitution without the sex part
>Small Pokémon flee from its scary face. It is, however, considered by women to be cute.
xd, epin gamefreek :)
>>24767473
>Is this 'like' in terms of actual usage or 'like' as in fucking them
Yes.
>>24766561
Hi jess
>>24768358
>asks this or this question
>answer is yes
ok thanks
>>24766597
I'm a muscle fa-aaaaan
I'm still under the impression that most of them are genwunners and exclusively like cute ones because that's literally all I've seen.
The only exception I've seen is my mom who likes seviper and cacnea.And even then cacnea is cute as shit so I can see why.
>>24768422
Well I like what I like half the time because they're hilarious to use in battle.the other half is mostly cute stuff so u got me there
>>24766555
I would fug a Pokemon.
>>24766314
General rule of thumb, they'll like Eevee or one of the Eeveelutions. If it's sexual, they'll probably either favor the muscly ones or the bara ones.
Aside from that, normally they have a wide taste in favorites as most normal males have a wide taste in favorites.
But 60% of the time it's a member of the Eevee family.
>>24768459
God damn the Eevees. I remember one year I went to a convention to get HGSS street passes (or whatever the hell they were called back then). Over half of the trainers who popped up in my trainer house after that were girls with mono-Eevee teams. (they were pretty split on whether it was Flareon or Glaceon omitted from the lineup)
>>24768459
You got maybe a good 70 out of 251 you could guess and be right most of the time.
>>24768491
>Flareon or Glaceon
Literally the only good ones.
>>24768492
I'm not talking about the people who like Pokemon because of their childhood and never kept up. I mean the people who still play you can consider serious Pokemon fans. Still Eevee.
>>24767274
S.mh t.bh f.am
>>24768451
Which one?
>>24768508
>Jolteon
>Espeon
>Umbreon
I will fucking hurt you.
>>24768624I'll give you espeon, but otherwise, non-negotiable
I like Nidoking the most followed by the rest of the poison types, like 90% of the ghost types, and most of the fairies. I'm a wanna be ho so I love Lopunny. Bunnelby's pretty underrated, too.
>>24768644
>Nidoking
My fucking nigga
>>24768644
Would you fug a Nidoking?
>>24768659
4'07" is too small to ride this ride.I don't fuck pets; if they'd been treated like equal creatures/normal monsters, maybe.
>>24766895
I dunno anymore man, all this stuff underlying in pokemon stuff, there's probably 'tiers' to how outlandish certain types of pokemon are, Humanshapes are probably by and large the most 'acceptable' with Field after that, Amorphous being something more an individual basis, there are some egg groups that get incredibly varied
In general, they like cute ones more than guys do, but there's enough variety between fans that classifying further than general broad terms isn't useful.I like these ones.
>>24768718
10/10 taste
>>24768718
Now circle the ones you'd fuck.
>>24768678You are lying and you know it, it is fine. THE KING is pretty hot
>>24768643
Well, you're a faggot, aren't you?
Mostly cutemons. Machamp line is shit. But I wouldn't mind having a couple of lewd sessions with_male_Gardevoir and_male_Lopunny.
>>24769254
what are you, a lesbian?
>>24769271
You're 40% correct.
>>24766314
Some girl I know likes Salamence, Manectric, Hawlucha and Kangaskhan. The cutemon stereotype is stupid.
>>24766314
Personally, Greninja is my one and only husbando.
>this thread
I ask most people I meet
Women always answer old mememons
>togepi
>pikachu
>jigglypuff
When my older sister used to play pokemon, she was obsessed with hypno. She always wanted a hypno in her teams. He was the first pokemon she grinded to level 100. I will never understand why.
>>24766450
Hypnosis fetish?
>>24766455
>dragons
yas
feraligatr is good too
>>24767421
I like your style.
>>24769886
>spoiler'd stuffSame here.
my gf likes xerneas and my favorite pokemon are slaking, luvdisc (its cute ok), Heracross, Crawdaunt and swampert
>>24766574
Hidden in the tall grass mostly. We're very shy.
My favorites are Breloom, Sandslash, Jolteon, and Ursaring. So, I guess I like spiny/clawed ones a lot for some reason. Kind of hard to cuddle anything besides Ursaring...I would probably fug a Chesnaught though.
>>24768718
How can one person's taste be sogud?
>>24769896
My bad. I dropped my pic so I deleted and re-sent. But those spines man. I don't understand why half the ones I like are so spikey.
I like a lot of ghost, poison, and dark pokemon in general. Cute ones are okay, but if that's all they have going for them it's kind of boring.Only Pokemon I'd fuck is Scrafty, though.
>>24769855
yeah, sort of
>>24767190
this is the only right answer
>>24767360
is it just me or does her nose look bent
>>24769915
Basically what I said in this post >>24769896
>>24769254
You're pretty shit tbhfam
>>24767331
It's OK when women do it, shitlord.
>>24767331
Because that machamp is a man, those women have no power over it.
>>24766555
I would definitely fuck a Zoroark.
>>24768643
This
>>24768979
He's right though
>>24766314
Most I know like cutemons and stuff like Gardevoir, Leafeon, and Diancie. One girl l know tends to like weirder and "edgier" mons like Bisharp, Giratina, Banette, and Darkrai.
>>24767458
>mega Machamp punches at the SPEED OF FUCKING LIGHT
>>gives priority to all punching moves, and ignores accuracy and evasion as well
>Priority Dynamic Punches with No Guard's effect
Well, my gf's favorite is Sableye.
the only other two girls I know who are familiar, one is obsessed with Eevee (I asked her once if she liked the evolved forms or had a favorite; "I like eevee.") and I dont remember.
>>24767148
Merry, fuck, kill
>>24771869
>Merry
Christmas?
>>24767331
isn't machamp a 5'03" manlet?
are those just severely tiny women?
Most of them like Eevees, especially Espeon and Umbreon.
>>24769915
Oh shut the fuck up you whale. Post your dick you fat cunt.
I knew a Pokephile girl once upon a time. I'll try to remember the ones she said she would fug.
>Hydreigon, Zoroark, Lucario, Alakazam, Mewtwo, Scrafty
There were others, but those are the only ones I remember for sure.
>>24773393
Were you raped by a Chesnaught? What's your deal?
>>24769832
Your sister has good taste. Hypno's design is just cool. Plus Hypnosis + Dreameater is fun in-run set up.
>>24768718
this taste is godly. I'm happy for whoever wins up with you because you're a keeperalthough to be honest I can't help but feel like a majority of these femanons are just males wanting attention
>>24774478
>tfw Chesnaugh will never rape you
Why live?
>>24772079
they're japanese
>>24772079
Lots of gen 1 pokemon are tiny because they only had to seem big to the kids playing the game.
Also the pokedex is just full of shit.
>>24767331
Sexual harassment from women doesn't count as rape because you are a cisgendered shitlord
>>24774658Can you blame them?
>>24774658
Wearing a cute dress and sucking dicks makes a girl, Anon.
>>24774658
Wouldn't surprise me, but there's a fair few femanons around too. Most of them aren't open about it since it's not usually important and shitposting's par for the course.Don't think I'll be in a relationship anytime soon, unfortunately. My libodi's nada due to meds and I like a lot of space, so it's more trouble than it's worth right now. Also sage for lifeblogging.
>Heatran, Ferrothorn, Seismitoad
I like the odd looking pokemon
>>24766314
My favorite Pokemon are the Bulba line because I'm a nostalgiafriend.As for Pokemon I'd let fuck me? Probably a bunch of fighting-types
>>24766325
This
>>24775445
Even basic bitches love Pikachu
>>24775135
Found the list I did
From what I've seen, cutemons for snuggle and dark or fighting for fuggle.
>>24775121
i think i know youdo you like swampert
>>24766538
Because 'straight' men masturbate to it.
>>24778196
To roger rabbit?
>>24777222
Not especially.
![tumblr_lsewo6dfMS1qjhlhko1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PopIERJ.png "tumblr_lsewo6dfMS1qjhlhko1_1280[1].png")
>>24767377
>You mean, Mega Evolution?
You know the worst part about all this? It's all going to amount to fucking NOTHING in-game.
>>24778443
yeah the fact that they played it off right away is why i'm not making myself too hopeful
>>24766314
I personally like floatzel, jellicent, and volcarona.
