let's see your shouldermon
>shouldermon
what?
>>24760579
>>24760585
You must be a big guys.
>>24760573
>tfw no kirlia to let ride on your shoulders
No question.
Furret
This qt
practical little shit
Not much of a shouldermon, but it is what it is.
>>24760630
furret is six feet long
>>24760742
I like it
>>24760805
Or best flying type
I prefer headmon
>>24760594
...for you.
i'd rather be a shoulder human for a big pokemon
>>24760943
Gay
>>24761027
not that anpn but the more I think about being a shoulder human to a beast, the cooler it gets
>>24760748
So it'll wrap around my neck and I'll wear it like a scarf!
>>24761106
Furret is very versatile
Gastly line for life.
>>24760852
This anon has the right idea. Headmons are where it's at.
>>24761211
Best headmon
>>24760573
I'll make it fit.
>>24760583
The little guy who rides your shoulder. Something like Ash's Pikachu.
>>24761438
Is sentret really that big? Holy fuck
The right size, but it weighs as much as Dawn.
>>24761448
It's about 80cm / 2'07'' when standing on its tail.
>>24761454
Well, I wouldn't mind having Dawn on my shoulders.
I think I'm fit enough to manage this one.
>Wish to live forever
>tfw only see jirachi one week every one thousand years
>>24760627
>tfw Smoochum is best baby, but has such a terrible evolution.
Taillow
>>24760608
He's saving up for a dawn stone. He wants to evolve
If legends are allowed, then this motherfucker right here.
Otherwise, probably Swablu.
Helioptile 4 life
>>24761477
good taste
I mean, it floats alongside my head, but I still think it counts.
Chatot
>>24760811
>putting something that big on your shoulder
Jesus Christ anon.
Good thing it only weights 14.3 Kg
>>24761106
That's a 71 pound scarf
>>24762206
What are you, weak?
>>24761567
This to be qtbhqpf
Ditto.
Serperior, wear it like a sash.
>>24762282
Jesus fuck anon this is even worse than the furret guy by like 40 extra pounds
>>24762306
I don't want to hear it, nerd. Git gud.
>>24762356
ash isn't even human he's the true form of arceus
>>24762306
good physical training, then
>He can't squat half a giratina
Get on my level nerds
Never in my life have I seen a shouldermon thread make it this far without someone posting the best one.and no, lilfags, I'm NOT talking to you
>>24762422
I can bench Cresselia. How about you get on my level?
>>24762422
>>24762429
>not groudon
I've never seen a thread so full of weaklings
>>24760627
This so much.
>>24760573
I bet you can't even bench and indian elephant
Best bro
Yes
>>24761527
swablu for life.
Hell yeah, mah nig Totodile
>>24762685
Swablu a best
>Pros:
- comfy hat
- doesn't drool or bark at strangers
- pretty singing voice
- attracts ladies
- can be Based Blue or Godly Gold
- evolves into an even comfier cloud bird and mega evolves into The King Fluff
- the cutest mode of aerial transportation in the games
>Cons
????????
>>24762356
Ash is pretty much the strongest.
>>24763358
I think pokemon world humans in general are tougher and stronger than real world humans. There are anime that have weaker baselines for mortal men.
>>24763379
How many times has everyone in the vicinity of Pikachu been electrocuted as well? Pokemon humans are tenacious as fuck.
I still enjoy the idea that Ash is just casually one of the strongest people alive though, because he tends to keep his pokemon outside their balls and the excessive amount of travel has made him into a weight-lifting beast and cardio king.
>>24762761
>Cons
shit in your hair
Best lil' fluffy shouldermon
Natu will always be the number onein my heart
>>24760573
>>24765029
Enjoy your soul being devoured.
>>24760573
good taste
>literally the size of a small child
>>24765354
4 feet is fucking big for a shoulder mon, unless you're a big guy
>>24764980
Supreme taste.
I choose pic related, though.
Hoppips are cute.
>>24762761
>Cons
-evolves into a large and heavy cloud bird
-giant cloud bird will still try to sit on your head
>>24761490
literally vice versa.
This guy.
And I guess if this thread is about Shouldermon, most people have even a nickname for it, right.
In case of Rufflet/Braviary, I always choose one of these
>Nathaniel
>Jeff
best birb.
Best.
corphish
>ctrl f
>no chatot
It's like you guys have the worst taste in shouldermons.
>>24765368
>you will never have a Lopunny ride on your shoulders like an incredibly short gf
>>24770098
>giving your pokemon normal human names
>>24770131
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>24770516
>giving your pokemon edgy names
>blade
>>24770678
also bad
>>24770516
And that's wrong because?
>Jeff
Don't know, it was a whim, and somehow fitting.
>Nathaniel
I'll give you a hint.Age of Empires III; The Warchiefs
The one made for the job
>>24760928
UUUU
>>24770824
This. And unlike other NFEs, Pikachu is at least a little useful.
It's tough for me to choose between litwick and drifloon, but I feel like drifloon would only make me look like a kiddydiddler, so litwick. But I'd prefer it closer to actual candle size and not fuckhuge like in the anime.
>>24771164
The anime is all over the place with sizes so there's no issue with ignoring that.
>>24770678
>not having a team of:
>Saber
>Flammard
>Cutlass
>Falcata
>Estoc
>Dirk
Come on step it up.
>>24771164
>wanting a pokémon that is known for draining your energy to stay right next to your head
>>24765368
>not giving a shoulder ride for your pokemon
do you want them to tire out from walking?
>>24772375
it can drain energy it doesn't necessarily do it involuntarily. if it were draining my energy all the time neither of us would get anywhere and it'd have no sustainable source of life energy. i could feed it the souls of small birds or roadkill or something as we travel together
