bumping for potential
"please excuse where I keep my pokeballs!"
"when I wear my bikini, I'm always at a loss as to where I keep my pokeballs!"
people only seem to remember when they recycled this joke in the next gen (pic related)
L-Lewd
>>24710656
The worst
Get a fucking room. Damn tourists.
>>24710656
BW2 had silly roadblocks.
>>24710655
Why is gen 3 so crisp? It always astonishes me.
>>24710620
that's not shit saying anon. "competitive" trainers are the real faggots for pretending to play a "balanced" game, but in the end succumbed to rules made up by underage smogonfag, which they despise, but in the end abide to them anyway.
in short, competitive trainer = bitch (literally and figuratively)
>>24710714XY Lumiose roadblock
>>24710682
I sware, she represents most of the girls in Gen 1. I consistently remember being accused of groping throughout that game... did it get any better in Gen 2?
>>24710752
Because you're a "hoennbaby" as people who don't have taste like to accuse
>>24710765
*Tips fedora*
>>24712442
>fedoratard
Opinion invalidated. Now fuck off.
>>24710625
That is fake, you dummy. Comes from shitty ROM mods passed as legit dumps.
>>24710620
Why does this upset you so much?
>>24712548
>tipping intensifies
>>24710678
>>24710656
The best
>>24710679
Classic
>>24710620
>>24713817
>playing as May
>Brendan asks to ride our bikes home together
>"d-don't go reading into it or anything"
does May say the same thing if you play Brendan?
>>24714146
I don't know.
One time she says something like
>You know, sometimes, I really ... feel lonley.....
>
>
>NOT
>>24714104
Kek
>>24712947
>reading comprehension
>>24714146
So tsuntsun
I want to peg him in the butt.
>>24714338
Even Hoenn natives hate all the water!
>>24713772
whats so bad about this one?
>>24710714
More like the BEST roadblocks.
Sure beats the hell out of BW1's "There's something up ahead, go away."
Like, seriously, they don't even dignify the method of gating your progress with an explanation toward the end.
>>24714435
they're as dumb as gen 1
BOY I SURE AM THIRSTY.
WHAT? YOU WANT TO PASS?
NAH. I NEED MY COFFEE. GO AWAY.
>Oh this pillar... It's so thick!
>This rocket! Thick!
>>24714664
Smh at the Kanto economy.
>>24714991
The shit these fairy bitches say creeps me out.
>>24715008
Most hilarious fucking thing in the entire series.
>>24715008
>>24715627
...I'm increasingly regretting only almost beating the post-game of Emerald.
>>24710620
I read it as (Shit ingame trainers) say instead of Shit (ingame trainers) say
>>24722702
I can't understand what that image had to do with his post
>>24722723
Leave the newfag alone
They'll learn eventually
>>24715627
What where they trying to do?
It would save storage space to have a database of pre-existing words and phrases, and to point to their locations in memory to make sentences. But text doesn't use much storage space to begin with. 1MB is enough for an entire novel.
IIRC, beating Serena for Mega Evolution at a certain time on Saturday, 9:02 PM I think. Like, on the dot. She admits defeat at exactly 9:02. She says some pretty suspect shit.
Most of it is just Japanese bullshit, but halfway through she says "fist my peehole neighbor"
Pretty weird stuff, probably some sort of glitch from translating the game.
>>24722736
When mixing records, you can show up as an opponent at the floor you were defeated at and can write what you will say.
So everyone including the NPCs are restricted to word buckets to build sentences so you can't say personal information.
>>24714146
>Hey May, want to go back to Mauville together?
>No
>O-okay... No, I get it.
>>24723201
that little shit was such a fucking smartass
>>24710752
Dem TRUMPETS brah
>>24710656
How kafkaesque
>>24714368
Can I watch?
>>24712442
>"i could only afford to go to community college yet i still failed, so the only rebuttal that i can give is fedora"
>>24714420
mlp meme
I thought I'd never get a chance to post these. OC coming at you, #1.
>>24723201
I love this asshole.
>>24723627
#2
>>24723162
>le ebin made up bullshit rumor xD
It's not 1999 anymore, nobody falls for it.Because it's 2015.
![call[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DS5owem.gif "call[1].gif")
>>24710620
Testing has actually shown that Youngster Joey's Rattata has perfect IVs, making it really top percentage
>>24723500
>Please, no meat touching ma'am
Fixed that for you
>>24714104
>PC has to settle for Shauna
>>24727197
"I caught Joey's Rattata with the "catch trainer's Pokémon" Gameshark cheat, and it really does have all-zero IVs. It also has a Gentle nature (+Sp.Def, -Def). Myth busted!"
Joeys rattata is actually his younger brother, forced to dress up as and battle pokemon, because joeys parents won't let him have a real one on account of being irresponsible and a general shithead
>>24729766
>HGSS
It had max DVs in GSC, gimpdick.
>>24710765
>Smogon, which has no effect on how you want to play, is somehow bad
>There aren't tiers for all your weak mons to battle in
>Smogon is also the only competitive format
Kill yourself my man
>>24730724
Sinnoh: Having smart-watches before it was cool
not trainers but still cool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX-MnRXOwf4
The maid in the Battle Maison who talks about how she's waiting for her master to croak so she can inherit his fortune.
The whole Battle Maison was full of very grim dialog for some reason. Mostly old people talking about how many regrets they have with the way they've lived.
>>24723590
>>24723634
She has a hurtful expression.
>>24723590
Except that's how the items actually mechanically work ya' dip shit.
>>24712390
Gen 1 didn't have names, so yeah, you probably met the same people quite a lot. But then FRLG gave them names.
>>24714104
Because she wantsAsh
>>24714435
>Sure beats the hell out of BW1's "There's something up ahead, go away."
It's always bothered me that they use NPC's dialogue to tell you there's a literal roadblock instead of letting you simply come to the roadblock itself, like those Psyduck in DP.
>>24733904
there was this guy outside of pewter who said he remembered you from viridian forest. wonder if they changed his dialog in frlg
>>24732865
Why Geoffrey, do you like ponies?
>>24724746
IT'S
>>24735623
They didn't. He has a different name in both English and Japanese in FRLG.
>>24735635
>filename
Took long enough.
Good job, /vp/
>>24735635
That's one of my bigger problems with Gen 1. Almost every female NPC accuses you of groping them.
>>24723590
Not all mention of 20% is a pony reference. It's like people claiming that all 42s are a reference to H2G2
>>24724746
>Not missing rumours like this
Was your childhood shit anon?
>>24727197
>Testing has actually shown that Youngster Joey's Rattata has perfect IVs, making it really top percentage
Sadly not true. Champion is the only trainer with perfect IVs. Would have been nice if they had done that for HGSS
>>24730724
Where is this?
>>24715008
>>24715627
Emerald Battle Frontier has the best dialogue hands-down
>>24735635
>>24736143
>this still happens in FRLG even if you play as Leaf
>>24736343
D/P hearthome gym
>>24736299
>Champion is the only trainer with perfect IVs
Champion who?
>>24742677
Definitely Cynthia in DPPt, I presume all the ones after her as well but I might be wrong.
IVs of NPCs are determined by their trainer class. The more money/level they give out, the better IVs they have
>>24735635
this sure pissed the hell out of meback then
especially that lass in dark cave telling me not to do weird shit in the dark--i put down my gameboy and fapped in her honor. fucking bitch
>>24742827
Your life is sad
>>24742832
it is. it's 4:43 am and I can't sleep and i hate this place because you never get proper discussion but i also partly hate myself for liking pokemon very few other people like so i really cant find people to discuss shit with and i tried and i couldnt stay away from this place for more than 2 days
>>24736143
This.
>walk into Celadon City gym
>YOU PERVERT
>ARE YOU A PEEPING TOM
>EWW A BOY
I just wanted a freaking Rainbow Badge.
>>24735635
>Filename
Wow, you're a dumbass.
>>24743043
He wasn't accusing it of being caused by feminism, dumbass, it's a joke about how feminists will cry rape when it's blatantly bullshit.
>>24743230
No, they won't...?
>>24739670
Ah so it was because of the puzzle. Thanks.
>>24745001
Most of Internet Feminists would because there isn't anything better for them to do.
>>24743043
>>24745001
>tumblr
>>24745079
>>24745090
>Being this much of a cυck
>>24745094
>>24745090
> using this meme
>>24745100
Nice meme!
>>24714534
It literally took me weeks to get past him...
>>24743043
>>24745001
>>24742847
kill your self with a dream, aim a goal, forsake everything else, and full work on that until death, its an honorable way to leave this world, the search of the own hapiness is the great cancer of today's society, leave something for the world
>>24745001
stare rape is one of the stupid thing made for the 3rd wave femminism, the whole movement its becoming a joke, and I cant take them seriously now... and thats terrible because there is the fight on issues ruined by the bullshit they created nowadays
>>24727571
>Implying that's a bad thing
>>24747566
kek
>>24743006
>>24736143
>>24735635
I feel like Tajiri (Masuda?) had a lonely life as a kid/teenager ...
>>24723162
>"fist my peehole neighbor"
???
Anybody else get reminded of Ned Flanders when Serena calls you neighbor?
>>24737772
Did someone say canon lesbian?
I remember the ninja boys in RSE seemed to complain lots about being bored and/or lonely in their hiding spots, waiting for passersby.
Then there was that one ninja kid south of Snowpoint in DPPt who was wondering why everyone stops being a ninja when they grow up.
/r/ing all the dumb Internet lingo and references that goon translator inserted into Diamond/Pearl
>>24723617
In my headcannon I beat that little shit so badly his Pokemon were never able to battle competitively again.
>>24751558
>Victory road in Emerald.
>Wally comes up to and starts talking about how he's going to finally whoop my ass after all the training he's done.
>Gets his ass whooped as usual
>Also just realized his gardevoir was a male
>haha, faggot!
The only decent match was Steven at meteor falls. Mainly since he had 70+s and my original ingame team was in its late 50s. But I did recently catch ray, kyogre and groudon so I still beat him.
>>24750583
fuck, you're right
>>24753805
Damn.
Channelers were always weird to me as a kid.
>>24753805
>tfw when wally tries to get you to join the kek crew with that dawnstone in ORAS but u 2 redpill so you throw it away
Gen VI is a fucking gold mine
>>24714338
7.8/10 too much water
