Fuck this cat
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I really fucking hate this cat. It takes no skill to use, all you have to do is switch it in and your problems are over. Why is this allowed? The retards at Smogon ban Swagger but they don't ban a cat that's OP against dragons that instantly shits on your dragon types whenever it switches in? The fuck is that?
The design is shit too, it's literally just a cat that was abducted by GF, who then glued some feelers on it and called it a day. If you like it, well, you can go shove a grenade up your ass. The explosion will kill you and your team.
No seriously, FUCK THIS CAT! And fuck whoever uses it too. It's not original. It's not fun. It's not your favorite. It's pure cancer that you use for easy wins, you shameless autistic faggots.
Fuck you.
>mom get the camera I posted it again
>>24670385
>fuck this cat
I mean, if you insist. I have no problems with that at all.
>>24670385
b-but it's a dog
>>24670487
idgaf desu senpai
>>24670495
W-what the fuck? I didn't type that, I typed desu senpai
>>24670385
Let's imagine I really like Captain Crunch, right? I go to the cereal aisle every week to get a new box. You could say it's my favorite cereal.
I'm walking down the cereal aisle today when a guy comes up to me and shows me a picture of the Captain gaping his asshole. Gross man. Get away from me. Then another guy comes up and shows me a pic of him jizzing in a bowl of Captain Crunch. The next guy tells me a story about how he wants to abuse and then marry the Captain.
This stuff is all weird and alarming to me now. It doesn't stop me from liking Captain Crunch, and I'm still going to buy it, right? And one could argue that it shouldn't affect me, so I let it roll off my shoulders, get my box of cereal and leave and forget about the whole thing.
Next week I go back to the cereal aisle. The same guys are there, showing off the same stuff. It's still disconcerting, but I deal with it because I really like Captain Crunch. This time is different though. There are people standing around calling everyone who picks up a box of Captain Crunch "faggots" or "milkfags" and telling them all to fuck off. I wish they'd fuck off too but I wouldn't call them names, but now I'm being called all of these things because I like Captain Crunch! To avoid these labels I have to like Captain Crunch in secret.
Again, you could argue that maybe it's the people slinging the rude comments who are at fault. I'd be inclined to agree. They are in the wrong. But at the same time, the people who are cutting out holes in the cardboard box where the Captain's mouth used to be and fucking it, then going aorund and telling everyone about it are in the wrong too. If you have a kink, cool. But why do you have to share that with strangers? I don't wear my masturbatory habits on my sleeve. I don't let what porn I like become a part of my identity. Just enjoy the fucking cereal and if you want to fuck it, do that on your own time.
252 Atk Life Orb Garchomp Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Sylveon: 200-238 (50.7 - 60.4%) -- 89.8% chance to 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
252+ Atk Life Orb Mold Breaker Haxorus Poison Jab vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Sylveon: 257-304 (65.2 - 77.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>24670541
>2hko
>sylveon used hyper voice!
![tumblr_nthv8ivppi1tjn752o1_1280[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/VGzd5tB.gif "tumblr_nthv8ivppi1tjn752o1_1280[1].gif")
>>24670385
Fuck you. Cute no-skill cat is best no-skill cat.
>>24670550
>Implying the situation wasn't Sylveon switching in on a dragon
>Implying Sylveon will out-speed either
>>24670385
>No seriously, FUCK THIS CAT!
I would if I could, I swear
>>24670385
It's not a cat, it's a fox.
>>24670476
>fuck this cat
>I have no problems with that at all
Furry radar off the charts
>>24670487
It's a bunny.
>fuck that cat
my fucking sides
>>24670589
I think the Eeveelutions are both. Eevee is a fennic fox for sure, but all his evolutions either look like foxes or cats.
It suffers from the Legendary whatever the fuck you wanna call them Gen 2 trio.
Yeah, I'm game for fucking it too. You wanna spitroast?
>>24670517
dumb newfag poster
>>24670385
Sylveon aren't cats though. Eeveelutions are closer to canines.
>>24670385
It's A dog.
>>24672723
Espeon is literally a cat
>>24670385
>cat
>>24670541
Haxorus carries pjab to counter fairies. Sylveon, which has shit def, is 2hkod. There's absolutely nothing special about that. The same for garchomp
What's the point of even mentioning calc
It's not a cat!
It's a foxy grandpa
>>24670385
>not liking best eevee.
Heatran rapes this cat.
>>24673404
And Haxorus is OHKOed by Pixie Plate Hyper Voice/Beam
>>24670385
A few things: 1.) sylveon isnt even that good, 2.) You shut your mouth it is majestic, 3.) Why are you complaining about that yet not rioting over the cancer that is Lando T
>>24673968
I wouldfug_her and thencuddle with herwhile saying"sylveon, syl syl!"just likeValerie.
>>24670385
nope, this is a cat (nekomata)
Do I have to fuck it?
sylveon is cute!
>>24672723
>>24672729
>>24671295
>>24670589
>>24670487
>>24674384
You dumb niggers, it's literally a cat. Just look at the file.
>>24671467
Legendary Fartmaster Syndrome?
>>24670385
this pasta suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
>>24670613
Bitch I aint no furry. I want to fuck regular cartoon animals, not anthro cartoon animals.
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
>>24672723
No they're not. At all.
