Which pokemon would you kill with your bare hands?
>>24663083
You
>>24663085
good one sir xD
>>24663096
Fuck you. You aren't a boy or a girl. You are nothing. You will never get the Professor's Oak.
Tyranitar. Can't kill him so he'll kill me instead.
>>24663117
but it's cute
I have a really bad memory with this one
>>24663121
what a lucker
>>24663123
it's fucking ice cream, it shouldnt exist. Literally an abomination and a freak of nature
>>24663083
Your mother.
>>24663083
You're waifu
>>24663083
Wailord
>>24663123
>>24663117
Literaly tasty food.
Would cook/eat.
>>24663271
Yeah but i'd kill it with my bare hands first
>>24663293
How do you kill icecream?
>>24663131
>raging at ice-creams
12 years old, plz, go back to 9gag.
>>24663271
You'd just be eating water, dude.
>>24663331
I think the "cook" and "eat" were respective
>>24663083
Lucario
I would choke a Pikachu while holding it underwater and laughing like a maniacal ass
OP's favorite Pokemon
>>24663083
None. I want to shower some of them with my love!
>>24663083
None but I'd love to kill all the facebook frog posting cunts.
Gard
Id livestream it too just for /vp/
>>24663438
>holding an electric type in water
Floatzel. Or Golbat. Fucking shit, in my first playthrough of Diamond and then again in Platinum neither of those fuckers would let me run away. I had a 41 level advantage on my Infernape and these fuckers still would not let me leave. Fuck those assholes.
none, they're my friends
>>24663519
This, t.b.h
>>24663083
Pepe, and only because he really needs to be put out of his misery.
>>24663123
I remember seeing a shiny one and not realising what that glimmer meant until I had critted and killed it :^)the first shiny I ever remember seeing and I've been playing since red
>ITT: I can kill super-power monsters that can kill me in a matter of seconds with just my bare hands!
Jigglypuff
Just wringing my hands around it like squeezing a balloon, taking my time trying to figure out where the neck is and how best to cut off airflow.
It's main defense is to sing, so to see it try in desperation and fail, watching the life pour out of it's eyes in slow realization.
That'd be my choice.
>>24663083
I'd say Lucario but I can't bring myself to kill anything desu
>>24663561
I'd love to watch it, anon
>>24666339
Sometimes Ithink there might be some legitimately fucked up people on a Japanese kids video game board
>>24666339
It would inflate in anger, escaping from your grip, then slap you to death.
>>24666170
Because we all know pepe is super pumped and reddy 4 freddy. im scared about the anons that challenged him.
>>24666523
you would inflate and I would stab you with a knife
then you would stop inflating and submit, because you were stabbed with a knife
>>24663083
Absol.
Fucker shouldn't even be called a pokemon.
>>24663563
Natural selection at it's finest.
