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FUCK
>>24638733
R/B/Y is a pure cash grab, and only idiots, nostalgiafags, and normies will buy it.
Why would I rage when everyone with a brain knew Z or whatever wasn't going to be announced today?
>>24638733
I'm so fucking salty. Masuda tweets and out and
>Pokemon picross Implying we don't have 5 million pokemon F2P puzzle games that no one asked for
>More pokken crap no one asked for
>More SMD crap no one asked for
Literally nothing relevant to Gamefreak
Next time,Pokemon R/B/Y Shuffle.
Fuck GF. I'll be enjoying superior series like fire emblem and dq instead.
buying Yokai watch instead
>>24638790
Masuda tweeting about it gave more than enough reason for people to get a little excited
Naturally it's a less than half assed repackaging of a terribly outdated game that I will guarantee will still have all of the glaring flaws it had in it's original version.
I don't feel anything
fuck me
wow that sucked
not even pokemon just in general
smt shit was cool i guess
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
I DONT KNOW WHY I GET EXCITED FOR ANYTHING
FUCK MASUDA AND HIS FUCKING SHITTY CONSTANT STREAM OF DISAPPOINTMENT.
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
>>24638862
On the bright side at least Kanto remake fags will shut the fuck up forever
Where's Z Reggie?
Where the fuck is Z?
Huh? Huh? WHERE THE FUCK IS Z?
WE NEED TO DROP MORE NUKES NEXT TIME
That's it I'm summoning Iwata from the grave. I can't put up with this anymore.
I knew it was gonna go this way, but I'm still kinda salty.
>>24638902
Well, that's a silver lining, I suppose.
JUST
Fucking nothing. Ohh but there's Super Kusoge Dungeon, OC Amiibo Tournament and Filthy P2W Raping of the Series 5398574.
Fuck you, that's worse than nothing.
A thousand curses unto the households of everyone responsible.
IM GOING TO FIND MASUDA AND RAPE HIM TO DEATH LIKE REALLY HE BAIT ON US SO HARD GOD IM SON ANGRY RIGHT NOW
>>24638780
that just means everyone
>>24638955
FUCK
>People actually thought there would be a new pokemon rpg
AHAHAHAHA TIME FOR THE FUCKING BACKPEDALING
>B-BUT MASUDA RETWEETING MEANT N O T H I N G YOU WERE A RETARD IF YOU EVER GOT EXCITED
>FREE
>TO
>START
>>24638902
ORAS didn't shut up the Hoennbabbies, I don't know why you think this will be any different.
>>24638986
SHIT
Cyka blyad. I just can't keep caring anymore.
Wow every single time there's a Nintendo Direct it's the same fucking shit. Retards getting hyped for nothing and then getting autistically mad when nothing is revealed. Get over it.
>>24638986
SHIT
You have to hand it to Gamefreak. They said that they wouldn't follow the same old model for main-line games anymore. And sure enough, no pokemon Z in sight.
I was disappointed, but I guess it could be worse.
>>24639002
JUST
Well, we got blown the fuck out again
>>24639026
>we
you got
I never expected anything
>mfw 3ds R/B/Y
>>24638984
I'll freely admit the tweet got me a little excited, not full blown hype, but definitely optimistic.
Then they just go ahead and give us garbage like pictocross and half-assed blantant cashgrabs that make ORAS look like it was made with a great deal of genuine love for the series. It feels like a smack in the face.
>Pokemon Picross
>>24639041
>ORAS look like it was made with a great deal of genuine love for the series
Well it was more genuine love than HGSS represented, anyway.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pNTG8FTrTQ
fuck FUCK
I HATE HOW THEY SAID IT WASN'T WHAT WE WERE EXPECTING.
>>24638959
FUCKING YES
>>24639039
Nintendocukcs like you are the cancer that allows nintendo to kill the franchise
>>24639022
FA.M
>Puzzle shit
>Pokken shit
Anyone that isn't retarded or a newfag knew nothing relevant was getting announced. You're lucky you even got RBY or picross.
>>24638838
>fire emblem
>ever being superior
stop deluding yourself
>>24639071
2BH
ITS FUCKING OVER, POKEMON IS FINISHED!
Any drawfriends here?
Requesting Jew Masuda counting bills next to a pile of F2P games.
>>24638733
MAYBE THEY SAID NOTHING
BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY
>>24639048
I sincerely apologize for your low-quality baiting.
Well, I find picross in general fun every now and then. Will download it, but won't be paying anything
>19th of Febuary
Just kill me now
>>24638733
I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.
>>24638733
Yokai Watch ftw cry virgins cry
>>24638733
>>24638733
The only thing the least bit interesting in the whole direct was Dragon quest localization
But then they went and shat all over bravely second
I don't give a fuck about cloud desu
when can we expect a real announcement? are there any events or nintendo directs in the future?
>Nintendo Devs interviewing insecure Jwittz
Kek.
>>24639193
99% of the direct was for games already released or already announced
>>24638797
>More pokken crap no one asked for
A lot of people were and are hyped for playing as Edge Mewtwo, actually
>>24639172
If anything, Simon Belmont deserved that slot better.
We should blame ourselves for getting too excited. We were the one who was expecting too much from GF. Masuda did nothing wrong
![hanging-rope-woman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/78lhDvs.jpg "hanging-rope-woman[1].jpg")
>>24638733
>tfw
>>24639193
Z will probably be in January, release in autumn, like with X/Y back then.
>>24639209
A new game would have been better than dlc of an old one
With all those Pokemon announcements, you would think the last 4 minutes would be spent on Z and Smash
But I forgot Nintendo has to market games released literally a week before in their directs and indieshit. We also didn't consider how much time they would waste on shitty skits.
>>24639209
>>24639207
Yeah and I would be one of those people... if we had A main game At least hinted at and that Ashinime bullshit doesn't fucking cut it
And we get Pokemon Picross..
>>24639193
I honestly think it'll be announced randomly like ORAS. The fact Z hasn't been announced after months of Zygarde marketing suggests that they're intentionally trolling us so we completely lose hope and then they hit us with Z out of the blue. After all, no one was really expecting ORAS to be the next game after XY so it had a surprise factor. Z couldn't be more expected at the moment so they maybe feel like they need to lie low for a bit? I honestly don't know. Although it says a lot the only way to defend them right now is by assuming they're pissing us off on purpose.
Bye /vp/
MASUDA YOU FUCK I WISH YOU WERE DEAD
I'm not pissed about there not being a Z. I'm pissed about Picross, a shitty F2P game-genre that's run to hell and back and isn't special at all. I'm pissed they decided for the anniversary they would release RBY on the VC; games that are ONLY going to be able to play with each other and have no capability of functioning with current gen. They could have released FR/LG THAT ALREADY HAS WIRELESS FUCKING CAPABILITIES and made it so that PokeBank worked with it. Holy fuck would that have been a million times better. But instead they pander to genwunners who probably don't even own a 3DS. Hell, they probably play the damn game on their phones for FREE with the ROM. You really think they're gonna give a fuck about legality issues?
Don't forget, this is sure as hell going to have a $15 price tag just like the Zelda Oracle games.
>hurr durr we added new features so now we're going to up the price compared to other VC games
Fucking horse shit.
Fuck Nintendo
Fuck TPCi
Fuck Gamefreak
fuck you
>>24639012
Fuck off you piece of shit
No, fuck you guys, there's still HOPE. Sooner or later, and actually sooner rather than later, they'll have to announce something. There's no way they'll let more than two years pass after ORAS. I wasn't expecting anything on the direct to begin with, but for those who did: just clench your asses real tight and wait for it, because it's coming. Pokémon, I owe you too much, I'm not stopping right now, not until I see what the next game will be, I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Man I love Picross. But also really disappoimted
>>24639067
Why? People who want to play Pokemon are cancer to the Pokemon fanbase?
Pokemon is ded. Masuda and their weebs are going to release mini games like Picross, nothing else. Are you satisfied? I am. 721 Pokemon is enough for me. Do you think Anime is going down too?
I do not mind this at all. It means they're taking their fucking time with Pokemon.
>>24639393
Calm your shaky tits, Pokemon does not need to be an annual series, and even then Z will be announced in January.
>>24638733
I hate GameFreak so much right now. I'm seething with anger. I've been looking forward to Pokemon Z for months and they do this to me? To us?! Fuck GameFreak so much. If the next mainline Pokemon (will there even be one at this point?) doesn't have a Battle Frontier I will mail it back to GameFreak HQ.
>>24639426
But it won't
>>24639442
Well, then it won't, what of it?
>>24639368
how old are you? this is an 18+ site
>>24638733
Am I the only one who doesn't care about Cloud is smash
Am I the only one who doesn't care that they are going to take 3 months to put gbc games on eshop
Am I the only one who thinks that direct was just as bad as e3
>still no Hawlucha in Pokken
Is the dream dead already, amigos?
>>24639457
no, you are never the only one
>>24639456
Funny you ask, I turned 18 two weeks ago. Now I don't have to tell lies on anonymous internet imageboards, can you believe it?
>>24639368
>Pokémon, I owe you too much, I'm not stopping right now, not until I see what the next game will be, I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
the autism is strong with this one
>>24639457
>Am I the only one who thinks that direct was just worst than e3
Corrected it for you
>>24638733
Fuck Masuda.
Fuck Game Freak.
FUCK NINTENDO DIRECT.
FUCK RBY ON ESHOP FUCKING SHIT.
>>24639410
No it doesnt. This is fucking horseshit. They couldve announced it now and it could come out in spring or summer 2016. After months and months of zygarde his, zygarde that, Z this, Z that. Guess what we get
>Pokken
>SMD
>Virtual console cash grab
That is terrible marketing and all it does is deflate hype. Honestly, what are they even gonna have to keep us Hyped for Z if Thay announce it at this point? They've already blown their load on Zygarde. Only saving grace would be Mega and maybe some new features.
>>24639457
YES.
YES. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CLOUD IN SMASH.
YOU ARE THE ONLY OUT OF 7 BILLION PEOPLE WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT IT TAKING 3 MONTHS.
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WHO THINKS THAT IT SUCKED JUST AS MUCH AS E3.
AREN'T YOU A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKE.
>>24639474
Pretend Luchadorchu is a bird
>>24639368
are you retarded by any chance? Legit question
>>24639366
He's right, though.
>>24638797
Fuck off, PSMD was the one of the only things worthwhile today
>>24639368
can't wait to see this in the next cringe thread
>>24639533
>PSMD
>worthwhile
The game has been out and mind of all information for over a month
i am pretty sure if anyone had a craving too play red and blue they would have already on there phone.
Nintendo knows this wtf man.
>>24639474
Fuck Pokken honestly
>>24639494
No, it's fucking not. look at how extremely early OR/AS was released. One fucking year later after X/Y.
You know damn well they rushed that shit after people kept bitching for it and you're STILL bitching. Fuck off, I want a damn good game and I want them to take their time on it. Terrible marketing? You seem to forget that R/B/Y was announced just now and it practically prints money to nostalgiafags. You literally cannot be satisfied.
Too early? It's SHIT AND NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! A little late going to be about 3 years? IT'S VAPORWARE!
Kalos looks as if there's more fucking stuff to be shown. especially that one NPC mentioning a region requiring a ticket.
>>24639456
>>24639482
>>24639522
>>24639548
>faggot literally quotes Rick Astley
>people still take the bait
Classy /vp/.
>>24639550
True, but its not shit
I guess I'm buying Yo-kai Watch.
>>24639579
Things'll never be that bad anon
>>24639555
That's what really makes this worse. Nintendo knows people would rather play the games on their phone. They know this. Game Freak knows this. Game Freak employees probably fucking play the games on their phone. This is literally just a cash grab to see how much money they can milk from Pokemon fans before the cow gets dry.
>>24639589
Who knows, the demo was fun.
I ASK AGAIN, WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW?
>>24638797
>>More SMD crap no one asked for
I asked for an European release date, and we got it.
>>24639474
>Fitan gaem
>There's only two Fighting-types
>Dragon Quest VII and VIII getting localized
>Cloud in Smash Bros
Fuck y'all shit was fine
>>24638780
so everyone?
every person who played the originals are by default, nostalgiafags
if you aren't, you didn't really play and deserve to gtfo
>>24639633
>tfw i was the one who got btfo
haha fug :DDDD
>>24639698
Not that guy, but don't you still have your original cartridge, though? Why would I buy this again?
Besides, the superior Gen I game, TCG, was already released almost 2 years ago.
There's no reason for anyone's reaction to this announcement to be anything other than "So? why did it even take you this long?".
>>24639694I'd trade both sets of dubs for a proper announcement on direct....
>>24639719
GG
>>24638780
So let me get this straight:
Gen I - "These games are awesome!"
Gen II - "These games suck, Gen I is better"
Gen III - "These games suck, Gen II is better"
Gen I Remakes - "These games suck"
Gen IV - "These games suck, Gen I Remakes are better"
Gen II Remakes - "These games suck, Platinum is better"
Gen V - "These games suck, Gen II Remakes are better"
Gen VI - "These games suck, Gen V is better"
Gen III Remakes - "These games suck, Gen V is still better"
All throughout this, Gen I is praised
And now
Gen I ports - "This sucks it's a cash grab"
I know there is no pleasing /vp/, but this is practically a parody now
>>24639685
But muh diversity!
>>24639913
This might be a hard concept to understand to someone on the autism spectrum, but just because a game is good, if it gets ramade, and then re-released in its original form, no matter how good it is, that type of shit is lazy and just fucking pathetic.
>>24639913
>All throughout this, Gen I is praised
you haven't been paying enough attention
>>24638733
>red,blue,green and yellow on virtual console
Guys. This is build up for the best kanto remake.
>>24640017
It's not even funny anymore.
>>24639393
The Anime/Cartoon has been shite since the Orange Islands, I know I wouldn't miss it.
Why the Hell did Pokémon XY and possibly Z, only Have 72 New Pokémon.
>>24640423
You just answered your question
Because the next game Pokemon Z will take in Kalos and have that many more, eventually bringing the Gen 7 pokemon count to 140ish
>>24640423
72...
Plus 28 megas in XY (So 100) plus a further 21 in OrAs (so 121)
I think they may be counting Megas as entirely new Pokemon for the purposes of this
>>24640561
And this is why they should stop because only retards considers them new pokemon
>>24640561
They're not new Pokémon, though. They're form changes.JUST GIVE ME A DEX ENTRY, FUCK
IM HUNGRY
>>24639913
Holy sh*t, are you saying that /vp/ is more than one person?????
>>24638902
For another decade or so
>>24639012
this. /vp/'s expectations are so divorced from reality it's tragic.
They're not gonna fix any of the glitches in the VC rerelease of RBY.
>>24639567
doesn't make it less cringy
WAAAH, WAAAAH no nu pogeyman z, no nu 3rd installment with the same shit and a nu 2 hour storyline addition for 40 dollerz, WAAAAH. stfu faggots. enjoy the originals on VC or just shutup
u guys need to work on your good boy words.
I don't care for the battles, competitive gaming, I don't care how long the game is, I don't give a flying fuck about battle frontier.
I want gamefreak to add again following pokémon, more stuff like riding lapras surfing, mamoswine on snow storm, and I want it to be avaliable at any part of the game. Riding an Arcanine with it full speed is my dream.
I want gamefreak to keep amie on the next games. If they drop pokémon amie I'll leave the franchise again. I came back after gen II just because I was finally able to play and bond with my pokémon.
Go ahead, and call me a faggot. I don't care.
>>24641989
You faggot
>>24638771
That's because you're seven.
>>24641989
>I was finally able to play and bond with my pokémon.
They can't bond back with you anon. They're not real.
>>24639913
Damn, that /vp/ guy really can't make his mind up. If only /vp/ were a community, then it would make more sense...
>>24639160
ogres arent people
>>24642118
shrek your privilege
