Nintendo Direct Hype Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPlWZ0FHrZ0
Over 8 hours to go.
7:20
6:38
What time est? 5pm?
5:55
Fingers crossed for detective pikachu announcement.
>>24636410
Choke on a dick mate.
>>24636410
this tbt famchu
My gf would love it.
>>24636410
That would be nice.
>>24636410
I was actually excited when I first heard of that. Mite B fun if actually well thought out
>yfw they announce some shitty spinoff
>yfw no Pokemon at all, as usual
>>24636489
Being smart is tough, aint it?
>>24636491
How would you know?
>>24636516
I dont, thats why im asking.
ONLY 5 HOURS LEFT. FUCK IM HYPED AS FUCK
Alright, keep this on the down-low, but my uncle’s pet moose’s barber’s brother’s roommate who works for Nintendo leaked to me the Pokémon game that we’ll be seeing on tonight’s Nintendo Direct.
The new Pokémon game is NOT Pokémon Z, but actually the first two games of generation 7. They are known as Pokémon Up & Pokémon Down. The legendary of Pokémon Up appears to resemble an up arrow, as the legendary of Pokémon Down resembles a down arrow. Much like gen 3 was land sea & sky and gen 4 was time & space, it has been speculated that the opposing forces the legendaries represent in this game will up & down.
A new type also debuts in Up & Down: The Nacho-type. As expected, we also have a new, Nacho-type eeveelution: Torteon. It’s orange with corn chip ears covered in cheese with jalapeños lined up on its back. Its tail is white and fluffy, resembling sour cream.
A new line of Nacho-type Pokémon:
Whizkid: Resembles a dipping cup of nacho cheese. Has an ability called Ration, which reduces the damage taken from all of its foe’s moves until the foe used each of their moves once. This is based on a method of eating nachos, where the eater reduces the amount of cheese on a chip to ensure that each chip gets to be dipped in the cheese before it runs out.
Whizesty: The evolved form of Whizkid. Resembles a plate with corn chips surrounding a cup of cheese. Learns a move called Razor Chip, which is basically the Nacho-type version of Razor Leaf, high critical-hit rate and all.
Nachamp: The Ultimate Nachos Pokémon, and evolved form of Whizesty. Appears to be a large bowl of nachos complete with many toppings. Can learn a move called Cheddar Pulse, a special, Nacho-type move that never misses.
Nachamp has two forms. Mild Form and Hot Form. The Hot Form is Nacho/Fire-type and can learn a move called Jalapeño Business, which steals the target’s held item and leaves them with a burn.
>>24636051
I'm always hype.
jwittz apparently is doing an official Nitnendo Direct Minute after the direct
3:33
>>24636813
Yes! This is the best news I've heard all day!
..who the fuck sticks around for the post-direct shit?
2:28
>>24636813
who is doing a what now
I really hope we get another Pokémon character as Smash DLC. There were multiple Pokémon newcomers in Melee (Pichu and Mewtwo) and Brawl (Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard, Lucario), yet we only got Narutoad as a newcomer for Sm4sh? How is that fair?
>>24636730
My pet moose needs a barber. Anyone who you can recommend?
>>24636813
More like something TCG related.
But we already have a freemium TCG game. Android port maybe? I've been waiting for that.
Question:
How bad will the fallout be on /vp/ if we get no news of the next game? I feel like we've all reached the end of our tether with the game news drought.
>>24637274
this
>>24637322
>>24637274
He's a shitty well known e-celeb who does Pokemon LPs and commentates for TCG games.
>>24637315
Chance of shitstorm coming in from /v/, the normal.
>>24637315
Of all the fake hype trains we've ever had I've never been so emotionally invested as in this one.
>>24637315
is this your first time here?
2:13
>>24636813
Who?
>>24637368
Your fat whore mother.
>>24637339
Yes I'm a brand new pokemon fan and this is my very first time on /vp/ and my first comment here too.
>>24637372
How dare you
I don't have high hopes for this.
>>24637315
>How bad will the fallout be
Probably worse thanFallout 4
>>24637415
just like how your parents don't have high hopes for you
>>24637315
Why do you care so much about whatever the next game is? It will come, go and play XY/ORAS in the meantime.
>>24637417
but fallout 4 is good though.
>>24637444
>X/Y/ORAS
Ew.
>>24637450
I'm still more into the original 2, but I admit 4 did power armor right.
>>24637450
>being this casual
Ayy if you don't have standards it's good
Otherwise no
>>24637455
haha, nice meme
>>24637471
>b-but you should like 6th gen ;_; w-who cares about quality
1:39
HOW LONG UNTILL THE FUCKING DIRECT STARTS
>>24637512
How about you learn to read, you colossal fucking retard.
>>24637512
90 minutes anon
>>24637527
>spoonfeeding retards
>>24637534
>implying he's using a spoon
>>24637512
Jesus Christ, dude, look above you.
fuck an hour and 8 minutes. I still need to buy groceries! FML!
>>24637624
>FML
Kill yourself faggot
>>24637624
>FML
18+
How much time left guys? I get confused with the timezoned
>>24637635
Someone posts the time left in this thread about every 5 posts.
>>24637635
>hahaha I did it again! So fuhnne!
>>24637624
>fml
>>//tumblr//
>>24637624
Your life is already fucked, senpai desu imho.
pokemon z, Pokemon Fire Red/leaf green remake or nothing ?
alright boys im up, 1 hr left
AN HOUR TO GO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING FAMILY
>watching rick n morty
>>24637665
>actually believing frlg remakes have a chance of happening at all, let alone more of a chance than z
Having said that, it's obviously going to be nothing.
>>24637645
my attempt at being "hip" failed. I've never even been to tumblr or reddit. I just see you young people using these crazy words. Isn't this board rated E?
>>24637685
drinking myself to death because nothing is going to happen
Hello /vp/, am Leaker Yoshitosu from Gamefreak.
Pokemon Z is in Direct, you has 30 new Pokemon.
Starters of Gen 6 has Mega Shinkas.
You has 10 gym leaders now, one called "Steve".
Flygon has Mega Shinka, is Dragon Water now.
We works on Gen 7 already but Z be good too.
Enjoy please!!!
>>24637717
you're not funny
>>24637685
>tfw its 12 am here
>sleepy as shit
>trying to shitpost here and there to keep myself awake
good thing its my day off
>>24637723
excuse me !!!
this is not joke, am really leaker.
sorry for bad english, am japanese!!!
PLEASE SPREAD WORD
>>24637733
you're still not funny pretending to be a leaker
>>>/r/eddit/
>>24637737
I AM LEAKER PLEASE BELIEVE ME
MY ENGLISH BAD BUT MY HEART GOOD
>>24637744
>Leaking an hour before leak
A little late on the draw to be taken seriously, buddy.
15 minutes to go!
im leaking
>>24637315
All those idiots must have only started playing Pokemon around the B/W era. Before then we had to wait 2-3 years for a new game.
Okay, in full seriousness, just to ease some tension from you guys, yes, Pokemon Z is going to be announced, much like the the X&Y announcement a few years back it wont have much information, simply some Sugimori art for 100% Zygarde and 25% as well as some new megas, not sure on the amount but its definitely more then 3.
Its not much but it should keep you all happy until December with a more detailed trailer
>>24637786
kill yourself
Z won't happen now and I'm going to drink /vp/ tears
>Getting hyped
Will you people never learn?
>>24637774
If I leak sooner I getting trouble with Nintendo they be very angry. An hour is okay, so no risk for me and Nintendo not angry.
>>24637795
>This person speaks broken English totally not on purpose, he must be saying the truth!
39 minutes
>>24637805
Harikari tsunami. Kamikaze banzai.
>>24637807
SOON
SOON YOU WILL TASTE THE BITTERNESS OF A MAIN-GAME-LESS DIRECT.
kek
its not happening
>>24637828
>bitterness
>not butteriness
>>24637744
>MY ENGLISH BAD BUT MY HEART GOOD
So what are we expecting?
>>24637685
waiting over at www.redbarradio*net/live
come join us
TIMER HAS STOPPED
>>24637848
Fucking nothing.
>>24637848
Rage.
>>24637854
ZA WARUDO
>>24637848
video games
>>24637848
nothing but also disappointment
>>24637807
Be warned, they do occasionally start the things a few minutes early.
Are you guys ready for Red and Green Re-remakes?
>>24637848
Jesus Yamato
>>24637854
Leaker ruined everything. Pokemon Z is off indefinitely and Pokken on console canceled. Direct is now all about minecraft and unique console specific skins.
1 hour and 26 minutes
>>24637883
>>24637883
>remake gen 1 for smartphones
>nothing's changed from fr/lg except everything is hd and 2d
This is something I'd be okay with.
>>24637892
don't you mean 25 minutes?
25 minutes to go
youtube/twitch/stream link fucking when
>>24637883
>double region
>no mega till post game
>N O G E N I E S
Never ever
>>24637895
Trust me, I've seen the Square ports.
Anything that isn't DS quality is shit in HD. It's new graphics or FASHIONABLE BLACK BARS.
>>24637899
yeah sorry, 1 hour and 25 minutes.
>>24637902
Just go to their fucking website you piece of shit.
>>24637902
its the youtube link in the op
>>24637902
>not being able to google shit
ain't gonna spoonfeed you
>>24637883
>playing SanctuaryRPG
>see this post
>my character begins with this line
Based RNG
>>24637907
where do you get that one extra hour??
I'm tired to wait
>>24637923
Dialgia and Celebi say it's not time yet.
>>24637928
Stop being autistic just because you were wrong about the time anon.
american youtube link here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyanDsW9gMs
I'm hype forDisappointment
>>24637932
b-but I thought autism was cool.
>>24637932
>not recognizing jokes
I'm afraid you're the autistic one anon
>>24637886
>As if the leaker was legit
>>24637936
Me too!
>>24637941
>I was just pretending.
Nah, you're just trying to save face here anon.
so....aprox 1 hour and 15 minutes until this shit starts broadcasting?
>>24637886
>Pokemon Z is off indefinitely
Firstly they would never do that it's too easy money, secondly they don't make directs for cancelling things.
>>24637952
but nobody has a face here to save anyway
>>24637958
are you a time traveler anon? did you go back on time one hour or is your computer sending those post to the future?
>>24637959
I assume you didn't catch on to the joke.
>>24637966
>mfw I have no face
It doesn't matter anyway, everyone is gonna turn into an autistic sperglord anyway when we don't get any news.
>>24637958
2PM PT/ 5PM EST
What dimension you live in pal?
14 min
>>24637958
Yes
>>24637969
>>24637974
sorry, i've never been good with time zone formats
>>24637970
No I have autism sorry anon
>>24637786
This seems plausible enough, its not too far fetched yet its enough that it would keep us busy for a few days
Post your face when the Direct ends and no new main series Pokemon game is revealed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPlWZ0FHrZ0
Nip direct.
Reminder that this is the one all the Pokemon people on Twitter were talking about.
>>24638015
>>24638015
I want Pokemon to die before it's a shitty cow to be milked for money.
>>24638015
>>24638000
but xy and ORAS dont support any type of DLC
>>24638015
8
>>24638037
But it's 7
6 mins
>>24638032
So explain how they removed the save glitch in Lumiose city? Never doubt of the nippons.
>>24638040
no, it's 6
is GF the Bethesda of Nintendo ?
Who here actually /feeling/ that its gonna be Z?
>>24638042
>bugfix
>DLC
We have really low expectations for games these days don't we? It's pretty sad, but warranted.
>>24638046
Only during Gen 3.
5
>>24638043
It's 5
5 MINUTES
>>24638054
kill yourself
>>24638059
No anon, it's actually 4.
>>24638054
I want to believe, but my better judgment tells me it won't
>>24638046
What does being the Bethesda imply? Bugs? Hype?
>>24638057
It changed the game structure. This is my point.
4 mins.
>>24638067
THREE MINUTES!
>>24638067
>>24638058
>>24638059
I thought it was 11. Did I miss my home timeline?
>>24638065
That was rude
>>24638054
So fucking hyped forbrutal disappointment
Whats going to happen if Z is actually announced, will all the kill joys just pretend they knew it was coming in the same way Flying fags totally denied fairy type?
>>24638074
Both
Place your bets now!
http://strawpoll.me/5990638
http://strawpoll.me/5990638
http://strawpoll.me/5990638
>>24638074
Broken hearts and shattered dreams
>>24638065
>telling someone to kill himself before they have the chance to know if they're gonna announce it or not
no, you kill yourself, but after this shit ends
>>24638080
No you faggot, it's actually 2 now.
>implying it will actually start in 2 minutes
>>24638082
oh boohoo
what are you going to do about it? Cry?
TWO
I still cannot load the streaming page.
Anyone else having this problem?
2 min hype are your bodies ready
>>24638084
Probably.
>>24638084
Honestly I dont think they will announce it. if they do nice.
>>24638084
Who cares? it's anonymous here for a reason
inb4 delay
>>24638082
Agreed.
O N E M I N U T E
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/me clenches butthole
>>24638093
I'll cry like you did the day your dad lost his job and killed himself if you like
ITS TIME
mods pls sticky
>>24638084
I'm expecting the worst so that I'll be pleasantly surprised when/if things turn out well.
Less than a minute away.
fucking japs always on time
IT'S STARTING!
*bows respectfully*
IT'S HAPPENING
its fucking on
ITS HAPPEING
ITS ON
IT BEGINS
IDS HAPINNING
>>24638112
Relax and let the Gardedick through you.
>>24638112
/me touches your butt
TPP HD
of course it's gonna be an HD remaster
IT BEGINNNNNS
awwww he did the "directly to you" hand motion thing. Rip iwata
Twilight Princess HD announcement.
fuckin zelda
>twilight princess
FUCKING NOTHING
Should I watch the nip stream or the burger stream?
>HD remake of the worst Zelda
fuck
>>24638135
REGGIE
>>24638148
BURGER :-DDDDD
>>24638148
what burger stream? sourcE?
>zelda
>another jewish "HD" remake"
ayy lmao
>>24638148
Yuro stream
>>24638149
thats not skyward sword
>yfwFire Red/Leaf Green HD remakes
>>24638148
Masuda said the nip one.
>>24638149
It's actually the best zelda.
>>24638157
link please?
>>24638154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyanDsW9gMs
>amiibo
What are they saying?
People translate ITT
>>24638100
>Shigeki Morimoto doing the presentation
>Junichi Masuda appearing on national television
>CoroCoro coming out at the same time
>XYZ anime, Tretta Z
I don't know what to tell you, anon
Neat
>Zelda amiibos
YES
>some shitty zelda garbage
do they ever announce multiple things on nintendo direct or is this a bust?
>>24638149
i thought they were remaking TP, not Skyward Sword
OH SHIT NEW ZELDA
ZELDA UUUUu
>>24638166
Check the engrish stream you dork.
>>24638160
Thanks anon
>WiiU
>PS2/GC graphics
>>24638162
Are you talking about The Wind Waker? I think you didn't spell it right.
>>24638166
here's the american stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyanDsW9gMs
>>24638173
oy vey just preorder it, goy
>>24638171
Of course they do idiot
>>24638166
Just watch the EU/US version.
>>24638166
TP HD - March 10, 2016
New Zelda - DESU 2016
TIME TO DO A BARREL ROLL
fucking star fox shit fuck
>>24638167
lol shigeki morimoto isnt doing the presentation retard
thats another morimoto
>>24638180
Thnx m8
S-star fox zero?
>>24638166
>not knowing just enough Japanese to understand
Please, anon. You don't have to be a total moron not to understand "please take a look".
>star fox
LOL HERE IS YOUR POKEMON NEWS
GET FUCKED
LOTS OF POKEMON
mistery dungeon a shit
>Mystery Dungeon
Not what I want.
RIP
Yep, that's Star Fox all right.
Next game where?
POCKET MONSTERS
>mystery dungeon shit
uh oh
>>24638180
I got so excited and then they started talking about mystery dungeon
GIVE ME SOMETHING NEW YOU FUCKERS
7 2 0
2
0
>mystery dungeon
It's fucking over, everyone go home.
>mystery dungeon
fuck
