Your favorite Pokemon appears before you!
What's the first thing you do with them?
>rape
pet magcargo
fuck dewott
nice, another pokephilia thread :)
>>24618736
It's okayHe asked me for it
>>24618736
because we need 100th pokegirl thread, even though we have 99 of them already?
>>24618743
what does that have to do with this
Arm wrestle, then eat carnitas with
>>24618743
I'll take a pokegirl thread over another fucking autistic pokephilia thread any day, faggot
Provide it with food and water, of course. It must have come a long way.
>>24618762you do you
>>24618762
>autistic
pots and kettles
>>24618775
I never realized how popular absol actually was until I got here
I want to hug a vaporeon
Wait for it to act first.
>>24618781
>calling something autistic because you don't like it
Pots and Kettles…
Give it its breakfast, and hope it doesn't try to bother me until I have my coffee.
>>24618963
You wonder why you're so tired and realize your cofffee was an illusion and it was water.
Pet it, give it a country fried steak. For Zoroark, I'd likely do the same thing.
>>24618967
There's mischief, and then there's cruelty. This would be a case in the latter.
>>24618967
>>24618685
>cuddle
>>24618685
hug her, and apologize
>>24618685wake up
>>24618787
Absol is a cool looking Pokémon with interesting fluff. It is often misunderstood and people identify with that. It's also comfortable to cuddle with. Its rather intelligent so various human personalities can be attributed to it.Also, we wanna fug her.
Mewtwo...edgelord it up, mind slave the world..gets killed by said mewtwo for thinking lewd..
Go on an adventure to beat all the gyms and then beat the pokemon league
catch it
>>24620015
>Also, we wanna fug her.
This is true.
>>24620022
What were you thinking, anon?
>>24620015>her
fuck him
>>24618685
Rape and abuse it
Wonder why the hell a Raikou would show up in Buttfucknowhere, Mini-Alaska, then wonder how it got into my room, them get it outside without it killing me or any of my pets or family.
>>24620178
>implying I don't do thatWHILE I'm posting
>A Space Virus Alien right in front of me
Realistically I'd have a heart attack and die.
Have sex.
Give it a meal, show it around the house, and then go back to working.
Maybe it can help me, though. And then we can chill together afterwards. But, I'd just let it do what it wants in the meantime.
>>24621099
help you with what?
>>24621174
Sculpture making and other art
cuddle it, love it, coo at it, and then teach it to destroy shit with its mind
Give it a hug of course.
stuff her until she's delirious
Feed her and cuddle her and ask kindly to ride her back all the way to Valhalla.Yes I always make my Tyrant runs female I think it's cuter and I name them Elizabeth.
Get ready folks, Hiro Nakamura answered us and we gonna have a /fur/ board soon, no need anymore for these stealth pokelove threads.
>>24618685
Speaking of Eevee, Should i evolve him into Flareon, Vaporeon or Jolteon?
>>24622294
Well that depends Anon do you want bulky power or speedy power.
>>24622288
>yfw he bans everyone who posts in it again
Silently have a staring contest
>>24618685
Cuddle, dress up, go to amusement park.
>>24622288
What's wrong loving Pokemon?
>>24623870
Depending on the Pokemon, nothing.
>>24622216
>she
>>24623883
What Pokemon are ok to love?
>>24623963
Most of them? I don't know.
>>24623963I think Goodras are allowed to be loved. I don't know about some bara, blaziken and lucario though.
>Feraligatr
If it would be like in the anime I guess I'd try to befriend it. If it would be like a real life alligator I'd probably be killed trying to run away.
I'm going for a critical!
