Why is she so perfect?
>SHE
>liking a pokemon with a rock turd for a lower body
>HAS
>>24604831
>NO
>ANUS
>SHE
>IS
>HAS
>>24604711
She's a gemstone. Humans are attracted to gemstones.
>>24604913
>diamonds are a girl's best friend
>Diancie is literally a diamond
>half of /vp/ want to pork Diancie, meaning they like Diancie
>half of /vp/ like diamonds
>half of /vp/ is girls
>>24604711
>she
>>24604711
I want toProtectit.
>>24604711
I want to eat her face sexually
>>24604913
I think it's more of the dress than anything. It makes it look more feminine and in the end, that's all guys want.
>>24604711
Because perfect cleavage
>emasculated fairy faggots
>>24604958
>in the end, that's all guys want
I want to argue with you, but I know this is pretty much accurate.
>>24604711
Where is the pussy?
>>24605052
>not knowing that pokemon reproduce an egg asexually after playing in the daycare
>>24605064
>>24604959
>>24604711
Because is a modified Carbink that can mega evolve
>>24604947
>diamonds are a grills best friend
Fuck off Moshe DeBiers, your carbon is shit and only good for industrial purposes.
>>24605223
>industrial purpose Diancie
Because retards don't know what magic bounce does, so using the mega is always hilarious.
Even more perfect
>sole owner of the only good Rock type attack in the game
>sky high mixed attacking stats allowing it to effectively utilise it without giving up on Moonblast
>Magic Bounce to cockblock Sableye and Thundurus
>all team support it really needs is Magnezone removing ferro/skarm/scizor/metagross, unless you want to be a donk master and catch them on switch with HP Fire
>access to Rock Polish allows it to sweep offensive teams
>surprise Calm Mind set obliterates bulkier teams sans very specific walls
>mere one little improvement like being Fairy/Ground, being a Mew clone or access to Recover from becoming top OU, if not straight up banned to Ubers, not that it minds - it's already pretty good there
>already top tier mega in Smogon Doubles; VGCfags really miss out on using it
>makes my dick diamonds
9.5/10 instant favorite since first use.
>>24605278Disgusting.
>>24605374
Is there a full version?
I need it.
>>24605393
Literally lurk moar.
>>24605393
Golurk moar
>>24605019
>Hidden Power Ground
>>24604711
10/10 would cut and polish
>>24604711
Delicious rock cavities.
>>24604711
Because she farts jewels and shits diamonds
>>24605374
artist please
>>24606043
>Air Balloon
>0 SpA Heatran Flash Cannon vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Mega Diancie: 292-348 (96 - 114.4%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO
FAIRY MARY IN THE DAIRY
damn this makes me want to polish a rock
>>24608478
good idea your speed will increase by 2 stages
>>24606143
Honestly ( desu) I can't stand on his artworks (I recognize the artstyle but I never bother to remember his name)
>>24608636
Look for 24651 on e621
>>24604825
>>24604831
>>24604841
>>24604842
>implying that's a negative quality
Why is she so perfect?
>>24604717
>>24609569
>>24604959
10/10
Why would you hate this princess?
she can't replace Froslass as my cute female mon.
It's Chimecho mixed with Glalie and it's great
