The pokemon that is in fornt of your party is now your waifu. Are you satisfied?
>>24592813
>Blaziken
NOPE
>>24592813
>Aegislash
Nope.
>pangoro
>male
Fuckin' A.
>>24592813
>Aromatisse
Could be worse
>>24592851
>Roserade
...
>Pikachu cosplay
Nice.
pichu not bad
>Talonflame
NOPE.
>showdown team
>Mega Mawile
Err, I guess. Can it be my cute friend and not my waifu ? I'm not into... whatever it is.
>Larvitar
>Female
this could actually work
>>24592813
>Weavile
Nothing changes.
>>24592813
>Female Volcarona
Uh...
>Slugma
>Flame Body
p-plz repost thread when I am not bike simulating
lmao no
>implying I haven't put my waifu in first party spot already
>>24593020
>not wanting to be penetrated by his multiple noses
>female Scizor
Yeah, okay.
Aerodactyl fuck no
>>24593082
>not wanting rockpussi
>>24593207
I prefer aerodactyl feet :3c
I'm Okay with that.
>female Lapras
Well... okay. Those bedroom eyes.
>>24592813
>Shiny Gardevoir
>Female
That was easy.
>>24592813
>Azumarill
Well, she's easily the MVP of this Y Nuzlocke thus far. Might work.
>Latias
I don't even know why that's in the front of my party and as such I'll post a random image, whatever that image is will be how I feel about this.
>>24592813
But that would only work if the first pokemon in your party happens to be female. Statistically you're more likely to have a male/genderless pokemon.
Your thread is very flawed, OP. I'm sorry.
>Metagross
Welp..
>>24592880
It will Anon.
Strangely okay with this.
>>24592813
>Honedge
>female
I think I'm okay with this?
>>24593370
They mean the entire species not the specific instance that happens to be at the front of your part. Only 2.6% of pokemon are male only so it works enough times.
>>24593370
They mean the entire species not the specific instance that happens to be at the front of your party. Only 2.6% of pokemon are male only so it works enough times.
>>24593496
>>24593485
shit mb
>>24592813
>kanga
I hope her child likes to see her mother getting fucked.
Does multiple games mean multiple waifus?
>>24592813
Unown Question mark...I can make this work.
>Aggron
>male
Help me find a way
>Swalot
It could be fun, I guess.
>>24592842
lucky fuck
>>24592813
Not sure how this will work.
>Swampert
Kek
>>24593922
hot
>Talonflame
#1 Bird Wife
>>24593922
>This is the reason we can't have nice THREADS on /vp/.
>Floatzel
>Male
This is what I get for wanting to EXP Share grind.
May as well post my real pokewaifu because it's been so long I don't even HAVE a party.
>>24593922
Why is there steam coming out of her asshole?
>a nidoking
>named Pulverizer
no funeral
>Serperior
>female
>Gardevoir
happy
>Slugma
hottest waifu confirmed
This must be the karma I get for the trubbish wonder trade spam... Fuck...
She's a L.59 and male :3
>>24594709
And also Adamant!
>>24592813
Am I screwed?
>sassy nature
>level one Riolu
Oh this is bad isn't it
>>24594717
She's impetuous and silly and loves spicy food!
She has screaming powers!
>Female Delphox named 'Athena'
>Is also a female.
I...An not sure how to feel about this.
Froslass. Yes.....
>>24592813
>HM Slave Samurott
It could definitely be worse.
>>24594781
Lucky son of a bitch. I have male greninja.
>>24594736
I can guess you can say you'reroyallyscrewed!
>>24592813
>front Pokémon takes the place of my waifu
>set Pokémon free
>go back to dating my qt trainer waifu
>mfw
>>24594829
CARLOS!
>>24593356
>Latinas can transform into a human
Literally a win. You can fuck her and technically not be a furfag.
no because unlike 99% of this board i don't want to fuck my pokemon. jesus christ, the fuck wrong with yall
>>24594888
>i don't want to fuck my pokemon
>>24594888
>i don't want to fuck my pokemon
>>24594832
What if your QT trainer turned into that pokemon?
>>24594888
Don't worry anon, I agree with you.
I'm pretty sure most posters like >>24594896
>>24594910
aren't even actual pokephiles, just memesters trying to keep up with /vp/'s "culture".
>>24594915
are you sure you understand /vp/s culture though? :^)
You were in diapers when /tr/ was created
>>24594888
trips is the truth stop trying to fuck pokemon you sick fuckboys
>>24594919
You're proving my point most excellently, good funposter.
>>24594915
I'm pretty sure I'm a pokephile
>>24594888
>>24594915
>not wanting to fuck pokemon
you sick fucks
>>24594888
>i don't want to fuck my pokemon
>>24594888
>i don't want to fuck my pokemon.
Male NoivernMaybe.
Sometimes a trainer wants to show their Pokemon a different sort of love than other people are used to.
And that is A-OK.
hell fucking yes
>not having your waifu upfront at all times
Roserade never leaves my side
Y-you wouldn't actually do anythinglewdwith your pokemon, would you /vp/?
I uhh... I could do worse I suppose
>>24595024
>that exposed leg
the slut is asking for it man
>>24594888
>I don't ant to fuck my POKéMON
>>24592908
This
Threads like these are the reason I only use waifumons.Pomf =3
>>24595189
>absol
>waifu
four legs bad, two legs good
>>24595024
like fucking one of those scented pinecones
>>24592813
>male Torterra
>Male Seaking
Oh bby
>>24595253
he's a qt
>>24592813
>Breloom
At least it's female... but, nope.
>>24592813
already is, so I'm good
>>24592895
Ever heard of Nezumi?
Zapdos has always been bae desu
Daww of course I am
>Bisharp
i live dangerously
>>24592813
> Girafarig
Well, shit
>>24592813
>Houndoom
>Male
There's no way I'm fuckin my bestfriend.
>>24597592
>not wanting to fuck a male houndoom
What are you, gay?
>implying my husbando wasn't already front of my party
>>24592813
>Blaziken
Husbando/10.
Would husbando again.
>>24593356
GRACIOUSLY ACCEPTED
>Garchomp
>Female
Hell yeah I am.
>male kadabra
Everything will be fine.
>>24598286
Enjoy your lack of double penises.
>Mismagius
I accept it.
>Claydol
>>24594888
>i don't want to fuck my pokemon
>>24594526
u gonna get horn drilled
Good
Female Event Zoroark
Turn yourself into Sarah Hyland, NOW!
> inb4 it's still only an illusion though
......and?
>>24598894
>having her transform
what a waste
It feels good not to have any desire to fuck Pokemon. I am normal, the rest of you are not. The world accepts and caters to my heterosexual desires. I can form emotional connections with real people, while the rest of you are emotionally stunted and can only love an idealized "waifu".
>>24598917
>Stunky
Fuckin' great
wouldhug
No. Because I want a human wife.
>>24598917
i dont believe you
i was actually expecting a lot worse
>male serperior
>>24598917
Waifus are way cheaper.
>>24599061
You aresmart
Im bumping this
>>24592813
Female Zoroark.
Okay.
>>24598917
I'm happy that you are able to enjoy life. Get outta here and enjoy life.
>Flareon
All the snuggles will be had~
>>24592813
>female Vaporeon
YES!
>female Greninja
frog wife represent
>>24592813
>Shiny Milotic named Miia
I guess so.
>Flaffy
>>24592813
>male Machamp
I'm scared.
>Absol
I'm okay with this I guess, as long as I don't have to fuck it.
>Politoed
>>24593677
It's simple anon,just bend over.
>>24606183
You win
>Luxray
>Female
I'm okay with this
>Male Cyndaquil
Nope.
>>24592813
Godammit, I switched out buneary for swinub to grind. Fuck you OP.
>>24598917
Who gave you permission to start up this projection?
>>24607472
Now you'll get plenty of opportunity to "grind" with Swinub
>fem hawlucha
So I'm in for a lot of jajajajajajajajajas?
>>24593518
They love to mimic what their mother does.
I hope you like being a lolicon.
>>24592813
Just my luck.
>male Jolteon
Well, it's not my fave Eeveelution, but I'll take him no problem.
>female Zoroark
I'm ok with this.
>Absolutely gorgeous Florges
My life is complete
>Cobalion
I don't even know if it's a boy or a girl.
>>24606265
this desu senpai