/vp/, pick your shouldermon
Done.
>>24590403
>>24590403
Pic related
>>24590414
Enjoy your broken sholder
>>24590547
Mawile's only 25 pounds.
>>24590403
>>24590605
Walk around all day with 25 lbs on one shoulder, please.
>>24590731
They don't literally have to be on your shoulder. They could hang out on your backpack or carried in your arms.
>>24590731
Did you not go to high school?
Love shellder and 'both' of its evolved 'forms'. What I mean is cloyster and slowbro are my two favorite Pokemon
>>24590403
ez
I pick Granbull
This qt.Not the girl. :^)
>>24590547
>>24590966
My Negros
yeah hes kinda big
>>24590547
>>24590966this would be my second choice
>>24590403
Gardevoir. If she's too big to fit on my shoulder, she can just sit on my face instead.
This qt
Spinda! The little goofball.
>Not wearing a Slakoth instead of your backpack
pleb
I'd wear Dratini like a scarf
this lil fucker
Unown is a qt
>>24590855
Mah nigga, best shouldermon. Small enough for multiples even.
I'm impressed by how good taste most people in this thread have.
I'd pick Caterpie.
>>24591039
>1.6m
>shouldermon
>>24590639
IT'S AS IF NONE OF YOU ARE FIT
>>24592041
This needs to be redrawn as bulbasaur with his face
picking 4kg of personal heater, fridge and nuclear bomb
>>24590744
What has high school got to do with whether you're carrying it on your shoulder or walking it beside you? He's right, however, try having a 11kg fucker on your shoulder for a day without dislocating it.
>>24592097
i wanna smell the zone between VICTINI's legs
>>24590855
>>24590982
Excellent taste
Pic related for me
Easy
The happiest lil' egg guy ever.
>>24590403
He's pretty spooky but I love him
This little nigga
A Sentret, this one here looks quite large though.
How tall/heavy can a shouldermon be?
>>24590403
This sweet little thing.
>>24590414
fuck you beat me
>>24594759
i guess since it has to be small i'll go with edgy riolu hereor maybe uxie
Only member of my dream team that could even BE a shouldermon. still awesome though.
100% furret no questions asked.
If not then a little cubone instead is fine with me.
>>24595146
>having a 6 foot long 70lb Pokemon on your shoulder
I hope you're really buff.
>>24594320
You've got good taste, but I question whether or not Togepi would be able to remain perched on one's shoulder. It's got kind of a weird shape and nothing to grab with besides stubby hands.
You know exactly who
>>24595973
nice
Shame he was ruined by TPP's fanbase.
>>24595281
No different from a 80-90 lb Asian girl I tend to lug on my back sometimes.
Least it could wrap around my shoulders and neck to keep me warm as well so its not just one shoulder taking hell.
>>24592119
He's saying backpacks in high school are 25+lbs.
>>24596419
>
I know that feel.
![fair_weather_friends_by_pinkophilic-d36we51[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TxC2K7n.png "fair_weather_friends_by_pinkophilic-d36we51[1].png")
>no one has chosen my #1 little nigga
oh well, more for me
>>24590947
How?
First choice taillow. I also thought about having a shiny skorupi up there but thinking about having a 12 kg bug right next to my face kinda creeped me out a little. Also, thought about having an east sea shellos but he'd probably leave some slime on my shoulder
This cute fuck. I started breeding for a Slurpuff on a whim and got him 3 eggs in. My very first hatched shiny and I fell in love
Wearing a collar studded with float stones
>>24594084
You. I like you. Impeccable taste.
Aipom can climb all over me no problem, grab stuff, and is a general fun bro to have around.
>>24594055
mein nigger
>>24596699
Chocolate version is best version.
^_^
>>24597294
>Local man found dead with neck and shoulders dislocated, as well as some monkey piss on his face forming the words FUCK YOU
cutest shouldermon is best shouldermon
This qt.
>>24590491
>>24594621
these guys get it
![tumblr_npn8djwNvN1qmej6po1_250[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ufSyLNM.png "tumblr_npn8djwNvN1qmej6po1_250[1].png")
>soft, kind, brave, doesn't drool
>evolves into best Flying
>mega-evolves into best Fairy and best Dragon
>cool shiny form
>sings
>fluffy hat
If you don't pick Swablu, you're pretty much wrong.Munna is a close second.
>>24598584
What if I choose Swablu as my hatmon but not my shouldermon? Of course I wouldn't have both on at the same time.
>>24590403
Forever.
It's a tough choice between Litwick and Drifloon but I think I'd go with Litwick
duh
>>24599068
This was my other choice next to >>24597294 but I couldn't find a cute enough pic desu senpai
>All these posts
>No Clefairy/Clefable
Y'all niggas need some better taste desu
>>24602946
and how the fuck are you supposed to fit a CLEFABLE on your shoulder....geeze
>>24602982
Piggyback senpai
>so many replies and no Natu
What is wrong with you?
>>24602946
Clefable is way bigger than you think baka
>>24603377
half the pokémon here are too big to be on anyone's shoulder desu
people seriously underestimate the size of some pokémon, things like crobat are 1.8m tall
>>24591674
>wearing dratini like a scarf
have a nice asphyxiation
>>24591714
>Dancing_Nigger.png
>>24598818
Then you're a great opportunist who needs to get off 4chan and go make something of themselves.
Good luck.
>>24604531
My nigga.
>>24598960
<3 Bulbasaur
but zubat + evolutions have been by my side in every game through the years... /nostalgia
This cute fucker
>>24607454
You and I are friends now!
Chatot, definitely.
>tfw I didn't remember that "little" birdie was 50 cm tall
>>24607480
>that relief when it learns Bite..
>>24596457
My nigga. Good taste. He is adorable.
