Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
>>24452822
I never used Repels in my entire life
>>24452822
I once bested a party of six Lv. 100 Mewtwos with a Gyardos, Sableye, Absol, and Groudon, all Lv. 100 as well.
I hatched an Eeveeand didnt check it's IV's
>>24452822
how tough am i?
How tough AM I?
I did a smogon ou matchwithout any ou mons
Been abusing the xy blue deck on vs and having fun watching people rage quit :^)
>>24452822
I masturb8 to pokemon porn with my parents next room
I only catch pokemon with regular pokeballseven legendaries
I read the text in shitty pokemon fan games.
I read the "About me" page on Dragonflycave without wanting to kill that egotistical Icelandic whore.
OI, I DEFEATED WHITNEY IN SILVER.... WITH A CATERPIE ALONE
>>24452916
literally who
I breed my competitive pokemon and hatch the eggs without the bike
or Flame Body
In a cave
>>24452842
>Uh, right this way; sorry to keep you waiting.
>>24452862
I masturb8 to pokemon porn with my parents
>>24452822
I compete in Pokemon battles. As myself without any Pokemon. You haven't grown balls until you've beaten an Ursaring into submission one-on-one.
>>24452822
you want to know how tough i am?
BITCH, I OHKO'D MEGA RAYQUAZA WITH CHANSY!
I caught all the Pokemon
how tough am i? how tough AM I? i never adjusted the text settings.
>>24452834
You used groundon. Get out
>>24453205
You're a masochist!
I rode my bike home in the dark while playing Pokemon Gold in one hand
>>24452822
I made a team where each mon has too many weaknesses and beat the e4 in a rom hack....with no healing items
>>24453205
I put the setting on slow
>>24452822
I went through ice cavern on a gameboy color with dying batteries in a dark car using streetlight we drove by for light.
>>24452886
Especially legendaries.
i beated zinnia with my espeons iron tail and i didnt let my wartortle evolve until he could beat an alakazam with a single bite
>>24453417
>>24452822
I reached to 200 streak in Battle Maison... without any items or megas.
>>24453451
r protean geninja?
>>24452822
I once Baton passed +6 boosts in every stat to a Corsola.
I did a mon-Grass run!
>>24453205
Senpai...
I had a Y Nuzlocke run without using healing items... and proceeded to kick the Elite 4's ass with my starter.
I once changed the battle mode from shift to set.
I did a Chikorita only run in Soul Silver.without any repels
>>24452822
I like ORASAnd I post about how much I like it on /vp/
How tough am I?
How TOUGH AM I?
I ONCE OHKO'D A POKEMON WITH A RESISTED HITwithout any STAB
>>24452822
I use CHALK without caring about the designs and the fact that they're overused.
>>24454042
that doesn't make you tough, that makes you stupid
also, it makes you distinctly un-tough because of how dumbed down that game was
I take the poo to the loo
>>24454246
It doesn't make anyone stupid but you for forcing your stupid hate meme for oras on everyone, just face it some people like oras and you can't do anything about it.
I 6-0'd an OU team using a choice band azumarilland after the game i found out it had thick fat, not huge power
>>24452822
I fapped to the shitties Pokegirl that you and I could agree on.And managed to stay hard and cum
>>24452822
How tough am I?
I look at Pokegirl porn on a regular basis, especially my waifu, pic related. I've drawn some at times.And I've not masturbated in a decade.
I caught a shiny Zekrom with a Luxury ball. My team was a bunch of moderately leveled mons & when it came down to the point where one more hit would wipe out my team, I threw the ball instead of healing.
>>24452822
I run a Metronome team in OU
I 6-0ed an Uber team with just a Kings Rock Togekiss.
3 ancient power boosts in a row
>>24452822
I did a Mono grass type nuzlocke in omega ruby. And I made it without losing even one battle.
>>24456594
I won with a Metronome team in OUbecause my opponent laughed and disconnected
>>24452822
I run physical Alakazam
I used Sheer Cold in an online match as a last ditch move and won.
Pic related, it's what I imagine my opponent's face was.
>>24453186
You need to be 18 to post here
I'm so tough I hate all the Eeveelutions.
I swept an entire team with my Mega Beedrill.It was a Special-attacker Beedrill
i beat pokemon black with only one pokemon