Second for definition, because second is a time period, and a position, in both spanish and english
because the more you know

books > e-readers

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278920534

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278920869

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278920982

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278921362

catcher in the rye was good debate me

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278921926

heck yea

Is Foolz kill forever?

>>24425152

Alongside .moe, yes.

Fuckin' /aco/.

DOUBLESLAP

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yee

NEW CHAMP

Me or jirachi with doom desire

BLOOD ERNIE

>>24425164
a pokemon you want to forcefeed

>>24425164
free OU pick, has to be smogon-set

something called steve

>>24425164
your favpourite UU mon

Flareon

>>24425160

Thank you, Jesus.

>>24425164

a'right

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278923956

>>24425186

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278925489

>>24425217

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278925897

>>24425228

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278926426

>>24425234

New LC team

Mienfoo or Pawniard

if lc, pawniard

if not, specs weedle

Switcharoo Flame Orb Water Veil Buizel/Floatzel.

Notorius Noarms (Gastly) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Levitate
Level: 100
EVs: 4hp / 252def / 252spe
- Sucker Punch
- Ice Punch
- Fire Punch
- Thunder Punch

dwebble

a qt flowre

a little Ponyta

Name it something lewd

Kricketot

Stadium LC Winner
Dratini
Flamethrower
Thunderbolt
Ice Beam
Dragon Rage

>>24425278

Don't even think of naming it "something lewd", chimp.

>>24425282
If he doesn't I will suggest Shota Shits everytime he champs even if it isn't LC.

>>24425275
Heads up that copy pasting this wont put the EVs in due to it missing a space

>>24425278
>>24425282

call it lomething sewd

:^]

>>24425282

uh well it didn't actually get in

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-lc-278929692

>>24425298

aww so cute

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-lc-278930511

>>24425310

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-lc-278931345

>>24425316

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-lc-278931981

>>24425329

New OU team

kangaskhan

M Lopunny named something lewd

GOOD GOY

rhyperior

if lc, weedle

if ou, weavile

if ubers/ag, pogre

>>24425333
you favourite LC mon

nidorino

Amanda WAller

HOVERBOARD? (Jolteon) @ Expert Belt
- Magnet Rise
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Shadow Ball
- Thunderbolt

>>24425333

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278933408

>>24425355

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278934756

>>24425365

wew

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278936100

>>24425377

What was that dude's name again? That guy who broke stuff?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278936805

>>24425385
break-it billy

>>24425385
fuck-it fred

>>24425385

bullied

new champ

okay ill champ faggots
no good pokemon teams tho pls

BALK BARNEY (Slowbro) @ Slowbronite
Ability: Regenerator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Iron Defense
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Scald

A pokemon you would fug
Not Lopunny or Gardevoir

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>>24425407
Garbodor

Snoop Beaver (Bibarel) @ Leftovers
Ability: Simple
EVs: 212 HP / 208 Atk / 88 Def
Adamant Nature
- Quick Attack
- Waterfall
- Rest
- Curse

yeah I cant champ I have to go
sorry fam

a bune

>>24425407
a pokemon you would make pregnant and take responsibility for

fine, me then

spinda

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>>24425414

Trop Kek

tricky gothitelle

Donnel a bune

>>24425417
a shitmon named RIP ISIS

>>24425414
i'll do it

>>24425412

>>24425417

>>24425408

tubular
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278941199

way past cool
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278942369

love this team tbh
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278943388

new champ ok? ok. ok!

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>some dumbass made this alt's pass Password
lol what a dumfug, mine now
me champ

ebin cade

hot monkay dik

Charmeleon with bell drum sub two other moves

make it go fast with a berry

Snips

>>24425416

A Galvantula named " /╲/\╭(o°w°o)╮/\╱\ "

Anything from BL2

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>>24425520
>being attracted to females

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278948687

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278950214

http://strawpoll.me/5675745

by barely popular demand the name was changed
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278951660

post link in chat fam

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278952644

>>24425606
np fam
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278954220

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new team

A robot

Sanicpede

A meme

>>24425637
Curselax

Ion Diluge Pachirishu

A spoopy pokemon

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278957729

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278959979

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>megahorn miss
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278961419

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278962303

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new champ

me

Claydol @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 120 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 132 Spe
Modest Nature
- Rock Polish
- Earth Power
- Psyshock
- Dazzling Gleam

or double team bronzong

hiyoko dies lol

Dragonite

something EPIC

>>24425764
kill yourself

>>24425764
Specs bug pokemon

>>24425764
cascoon

pls claim

>>24425800
im making the mons i got delayed

>>24425810
shut up

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278969172

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278970803

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278974505

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278976499

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-278978811

new AG team
sorry Snips
rip in peace

specs slakoth

double team bronzong
max balk of course

or lunatone if not AG

moody octillery

>>24426041
Drapion without acupressure
Fucker

Cacturne

-Spiky Shield
-Sucker Punch
-Counter
-Sword Dance

another specs slakoth

>>24426041
Shedinja

>>24426041
Child murderer
>>24426042
>>24426043
>>24426044
>>24426049 give swagger or double team honestly
>>24426051
>>24426053
Corpses of dead baby snips

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>tfw it's my birthday
>tfw passed hours on my bed thinking about my eventual suicide
>tfw all the relatives wishing me good things and such
>tfw can't decide on the safest and less violent suicice method for my future

Should I first become a Smogon admin?

Red Card/Counter Geodude

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>>24426067

>>24426067
you're gonna make it faggot, I believe in you

>>24426074
The Poliwhirl one is the only good one there, the others are shit and could be using much more appropriate pokemon for those jobs.

>>24426067
Just kill yourself faggot

You can make something of yourself yet chump, people actually bothered to wish you happy birthday

>>24426095
Wishing a happy birthday isn't that different from saying "goodnight" or "hello".

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-278985008

>>24426067
were all in this shithole for no reason, try to do epic things before killing yourself, travel somwhere, do weird shit in elevators, who gives a shit what others think, maybe film it and sell 4 profit

then join isis, we all kill self eventually in an ebin way

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-278989559

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-278991403

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-278994652

>>24426067
stop the excuses and be a better person you fucking faggot, you'll feel better with yourself

new team for the sake of getting the ice creme

Pick one:
Iceberg Waifu
Icebreaker Waifu
Loch Ness Waifu

Electrode named best design

fug

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never mind, have to go

new champ

Ebin Cade

Snib if OU
Tumblr nights if ag

what if I don't want to champ

>>24426391
consider yourself impeached

me champ

Vileplume

Horse Cock Tail (Ampharos) @ Ampharosite
Ability: Static
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Magnet Rise
- Dragon Pulse
- Agility
- Zap Cannon

Probopass @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Gentle Nature
- Magic Coat
- Fire Punch
- Stealth Rock
- Dazzling Gleam

>>24426376

Curselax

le teenage turtle

Ebin Cade

Specs weedle

>>24426416
obvious ruse come on

I will champ if I get at least 4 good pokemon

>>24426440
specs weedle named jimml

Probopass @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Gentle Nature
- Magic Coat
- Fire Punch
- Stealth Rock
- Dazzling Gleam

:D

>>24426440
specs caterpie named "Bane?"

>>24426440
you dont get to choose

ludicolo

specs kakuna

>>24426440
specs wurmple named juicy

Flygon is good use that

Gakachika or Roxanne Frank

>>24426440
Venustoise

>>24426449
why gentle and mixed

>>24426440
chemp
>>24426447
>>24426449
>>24426451
>>24426452
>>24426456
>>24426458
6 good smogon OU pokemon

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you just lost a good champ,,,,,, fcuk you,,,

>>24426470
you brought this upon yourself

>>24426470
no u

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>>24426477
mfw your all babbies for suggesting specs wedlers -__-

>>24426489

It's the burden a champ must endure.

>Not calling new team after 1 loss

Can I champ, I've never done it?

>>24426506
no

OK fuck it, I'm bad at Pokemon but I don't want to see Showderp this kill.

Give me your memes

roulette rock

>>24426508
jamal yanmega

>>24426508
keknee

please use Electrode

a mega meme

Togekiss

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279012295

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279012998

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279015074

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279015808

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279017651

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279019251

got locked from all chats for posting bean bag buckaneers copypasta in rp chat

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what do

>>24426657
I've never heard of this, now you have to post it here.

>>24426668
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children’s game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent’s ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers?

>>24426666
fug him
nice quads btw

>>24426666
nice quads
im locked too

>>24426666
excellent quads, what did you do?

when's the server reset I'm too lazy to fuck with my router for a new ip address

>>24426680
/me farts a little
in RP

‽grumpig bladesman: so they don't even pay you, right? you do this for free?
%Rico: I don't get paid anymore, no.
%Rico: But I don't do it for free

>>24426692
how should we know fuccboi

>>24426696
topkek

New memes

Cofagrigus

use a cool thing

choice scarf gothi

>>24426376
pick one of those frigid sea dinos

ebin cade

Magnet Pull Probopass.

meatran

Slaking

>>24426770

This is meowstic right? what was the set?

>>24426796
xD

>>24426796
ebin cade (Meowstic) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SDef / 4 Def
Sassy Nature
- Barrier
- Calm Mind
- Assist
- Rest

http://memebasemon.com/build.php?id=170

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279028211

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279030343

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279032519

>>24426875
>how do i use memebasemon

Loch Ness Waifu (Lapras) (F) @ Watmel Berry / Weakness Policy / Leftovers / Life Orb
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 248 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Waterfall
- Drill Run / Facade
- Natural Gift / Iron Head / Zen Headbutt / Iron Tail / Ice Shard
- Dragon Dance
Icebreaker Waifu (Lapras) (F) @ Weakness Policy / Life Orb / Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 152 HP / 68 Atk / 112 SpA / 176 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Waterfall
- Drill Run / Iron Head
- Freeze-Dry
- Dragon Dance
Iceberg Waifu X (Lapras) (F) @ Weakness Policy / Life Orb
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 64 HP / 252 SpA / 192 Spe
Modest Nature
- Surf / Hydro Pump
- Freeze-Dry
- Hidden Power [Fire] / Psychic
- Dragon Dance
Iceberg Waifu Y (Lapras) (F) @ Weakness Policy / Life Orb
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Surf / Hydro Pump
- Freeze-Dry
- Hidden Power [Fire] / Psychic
- Dragon Dance


These were the Lapras choices, fix it.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/

>>24426955
good link

>>24426955
epic

>>24426923

Sorry I'm retarded

New Chimp, 6-0 is shameful

mé

my mom (Kyurem) @ Draco Plate
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpA
Lonely Nature
- Fly
- Steel Wing
- Hyper Voice
- Dragon Breath

scarf serperior

wew

citizen trips

liepard

grumpig

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>mfw last champ
Also,
>this stupid mark in the bottom left

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279039011
ok

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279041797

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279044201

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279046490

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279051926
thank you based blaze kek

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-279046490

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279057431

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uhh

>>24427369
hot
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-279058726

new chimp now

>>24427419
ebin cade

not me

JUST (Gyarados) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Moxie
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Waterfall
- Bounce

Donnel skrelp

adaptability
Sludge or w/e tbh

Toxic spikes
venoshock
Scald
sub

can change scald to dpulse on evo

The Wirb with sub

Bellossom

>>24427433
>>24427435
>>24427440
>>24427441

*sigh*

BoomBoom 2.5