May is the hottest. Anyone who disagrees is a homosexual.
May is the hottest
inb4 Flannery jokes
>>23133492
You can call me the biggest dick-eating cock-chomping penis-loving gay in the universe then because that is one ugly bitch.
>>23133492
I concur
Oh, so pictures like these are fine? I see how it is, fine. Yes. May is hot.no dragon types allowed.
>>23133509
ORAS Anime series to air Summer 2015
>>23133520
Her bandana looks like bunny ears and it makes me want to fuck her even more.
Typical sad straight virgins.
>>23133520
Holy shit I want this so much
its not real is it
>>23133533
Well, pictures of pokemon are not allowed, so this is the next best thing.
>>23133517
Corphish has a humongous erection.
Those look heavy. Want me to hold them for you?
>>23133564
She has strong legs, she can manage.
Can't say the same for skeletal ORAS May.
>>23133571
Did anyone else wear a nurse outfit? No! Because May is the hottest!
>>23133579
Misty definitely did as well.However, I'm definitely not disagreeing with your second statement
>>23133507
As if no one was gonna do that anyway
May a slut
Winona a best
>>23133594
Misty is a goddamn whore.
>>23133610
Who the fuck is that again?
I like Sapphire more than May.
Is that wrong?
>>23133614
>obsessed over May
>doesn't even know a character from the SAME FUCKING GAME
It's official, this is neo-/vp/
>>23133616
Only if you're a pedo.
>>23133616
I like the BRZ more than the 86. Is that wrong? No, because it's the same goddamn thing.
>>23133620
He's talking about the character from Adventures
>>23133620
>R8 V10 > Gallardo
>>23133492
May is pretty cute.
>>23133628
Fuck yeah. However Huracan > R8 2.
>>23133617
Only people who played gen 3 as their first game give a shit about gen 3.
>>23133632
And yet you're obsessing over May. Nice one, dumbass.
>>23133622
If it looks like May and sounds like May and tastes like May than its a Ruri. I mean May.
>>23133639
Because she's hottest, and I can't post pokemon pics. Would you prefer Sabrina?
>>23133620
>>23133628
>>23133631
>/o/-fagsCool. How crossboarder can we get?
>>23133650
/o/ has the shittest taste of any board on the site. Not worth crossing with.
>>23133540
MOAR!
>>23133649
Red or...
>>23133668
White?
>>23133649
>I don't give a shit about Gen 3 at all!
>BUT MAY IS THE HOTTEST GIRL IN POKEMON EVER!!!!
Do you know how retarded you sound? Do you even play the games at all or are you like that one shitposter in the Anime General?
>and I can't post pokemon
Oh, so you're a furfag. No wonder you're a complete moron.
>>23133668
what?
>>23133681
Damnit not this shit again
>>23133681
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom
>Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions
>>23133492
May is completely unattractive. Anyone who disagrees is a pedophile.
>>23133696
Pokemon aren't furry. Ask a furry if you don't believe me.
>>23133691
You fucking love it. But unfortunately this is all I can post.
>>23133711
>Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions
By the way, adding a human vagina instantly makes it anthropomorphic..
>>23133723
How do you know it's a human one?
Can we stop arguing about whether animals are animals and go back to posting cute girls
>>23133539
Fanart. The filename is a pixiv id.
>>23133726
Only if this motherfucker learns what furry actually is. Pokemon are not furry.
>>23133732
Pokémon are furry buttmunch
Deal with it and stop being in denial
>>23133732
>Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions
>human intelligence
>human facial expressions
>>23133744
You're a furry and yet you don't know what furry means
Top fucking lol kek ayy roflmao on the floor dinosaur good meme friend
>>23133744
Wow, more denial. But to humor you I'll pick apart the two images you cherrypicked:
>>23133681
>human facial expression
>animals don't know to fucking put lotion on themselves
>>23133717
>human facial expression
>>23133758
Actually, I'm not a furry.
>>23133770
Then how do you know 100% for a fact what furry is and isn't?
>>23133776
Because furry is anthro and pokemon aren't. So it's not furry.
>>23133770
If you are attracted to something that is not human than you are a furry
Pokémon are not human
You are a furry
I'm sure you'll one day fit into your newfound identity as a furfag
>>23133780
>because furry is anthro
Anthro is furry. Furry is not anthro. Try harder newfriend.
>>23133782
See
>>23133780
Simply being "non-human" isn't furry. That would mean that liking aliens or monsters would be furry. Furry is anthro animals.
>>23133780
>I fap to Pokémon
>They're cartoon animals
>But it's not furry
>I fucked a woman
>She had a dick
>But it wasn't gay
>>23133787
All of those things are explicitly furry.
In a way even mechaphiles are furry.
>>23133788
You fucked a trap?
>>23133788
Transphobia.
>>23133791
Ok, you're an idiot. It's past your bed time, kid.
>>23133793
Who hasn't?
>>23133797
good point
>>23133795
>I have no argument
>t-transphobe!
>>23133795
>All this juicy damage control
>All these shifted goal posts and panic buttons
Denial furries are the funniest kinds of furries.
>I-I fap to Pokemon!
>They are animals and have fur and have human features and intellects
>B-but I'm not a furry!
>I'm a perfectly normal newfag!
>Pls no hate #stopthebullying
>>23133810
I know 4chan doesn't give a shit about not being sociopathic assholes, but what you said is wrong if you factor in trans people.
Pokemon aren't furry. So suck it.
>>23133814
You suck furries in your demented imagination
Don't deny it
You've exuded enough incessant denial for one day
>Furfag steps into a Pokegirl thread
>Expects not to be judged
>>23133814
Taking a dude up your arse is pretty gay anon, regardless if they have titties or not.
I think Tumblr would be kinder to your wayward opinions.
>>23133825
No one here is a furry.
>>23133813
Go to bed, kid.
>>23133828
>My argument is dead
>I'm being ripped apart
>I have no will to go on
>G-go to bed
>There I win the thread
>Time to go back to jacking off to my furry por- I mean Pokeporn
>>23133827
I tried tumblr once, but I had a girl tell me that I was "triggering" her for explaining that she couldn't name her pokemon "Violet" because "viol" is french for "Rape". She was not kidding...
>>23133814
>I know 4chan doesn't...
You say that as if you don't frequent it. That speaks volumes.
>>23133788
>bringing trans into this argument
>homosexuals are the only men attracted to dicks
Clearly, you haven't done your research. The human mind isn't straightforward or logical.
>>23133831
There is no argument because you are simply wrong if you think anything non-human is "furry."
That would make any of the aliens from Star Trek "furry".
>>23133839
If you aren't full-blown-straight then your a faggot. Welcome to sexuality 101.
>>23133841
Yes, that is a kind of furry. 'Furry' branches to many fetishes outside of 'things with fur'.
All I wanted was a thread full ofcuteMay.
Why did you have to disappoint me with a thread devolving into shitposting /vp/?
>>23133851
Are you literally 12? I'm serious, you sound like you're not out of high school.
I seriously think you're going to turn out to be a giant homosexual once you hit puberty. That's what happens to repressed kids like you.
>>23133859
Sorry lad, you're in no position to call out people for being too straight. Fags have a place, and that is segregated from everyone else where they can't spread their gayness. So go on. Get outta here.
>>>/lgbt/
Superior girl
>>23133854
Because sexy pokemon are banned.
>>23133854
>A May thread was derailed by furry shitposting
Typical day on /vp/
>>23133871
This isn't a thread for sexy Pokémon.
>>23133869
Maybe if you're gay.
>>23133864
Yeah, you're totally a closet faggot. You'll probably end up a power bottom when your balls actually drop.
>>23133878
Sorry Tumblr, I can't hear you over my brutal heterosexuality.
>>23133876
Because those aren't allowed!
>>23133896
Which is exactly why you post sexy girls instead.
>>23133903
Ok fine. Stupid lucky Fennekin.
>>23133934
>>23133959
May was my very first cartoon crush. And the beginning of the end of my social life.
SOON?
>>23133492
I am a homosexual and I am okay with this.
>>23133979
Wow, you are... young.
My first cartoon crush was Sailor Jupiter.
>>23133985
Only Homos don't like cute girls!
>>23133996
"SHOW US YOUR TITS!!" Marill shouted.
>>23133996
Who the fuck gets to Fortree and still has a Poochyena
>>23133992
Souji draws the best girls.
>>23133980
One can only hope so. anon;_;
>>23134012
I came...
>>23133851
Futa is full-blown straight, though.
The penis is a male visual trigger. Human minds aren't extremely simple. Many men who aren't even remotely attracted to actual men are attracted to futanari.
>>23134025
Don't bother trying to reason with that guy. He thinks robots are furry and that he's straight.
>>23133992
I like cute girls. It's just that May isn't exactly on the top of my list.
>>23134032
Because you're gay?
She's totally a pokesexual.
>>23134025
But liking dicks is gay. Why are you saying otherwise?
>>23134049
Gay for some 5head.
>>23134089
It will usually, but not always, be. If the human mind can get off to shit like ryona at all, why is it so hard to believe that it can get off to penises without liking actual males?
>>23134089
>liking dicks is gay
>>23133889
Good. NOW BACK TO MAY EVERYBODY
>>23134203
Oops, I posted a pokemon instead.
>>23134259
Dragon types are ugly and stupid and you should throw all your dragon types away.
>>23134264
Excluding the perfection that is Goodra, of course.
>>23134290
why do you have to show up every thread
>>23133710
Now I can see you not agreeing she's the hottest, but completely unattractive? Literally a faggot.
>>23133492
She's a big girl.
>>23133873
Wanna grab that phat ass.
>>23133520
Is Steven supposed to be charming? I thought he comes off like kind of a dick in ORAS.
>>23133492
>Attracted to a virtual entity
I'd rather be gay
>>23134795
>giant May
I've fapped to this
>>231347954 wally
>>23134826
He's so charming it's very hard not to be gay for him.
>>23134883
Of course you have.
>>23133980
The dream is over.
what the actual f*ck
>>23134883 what the hell is wrong with u people
this is what happens when u combine anonimity with freedom
>>23136084
>>23136098
Please fuck off newfag
