Why couldn't we take our bags and hats off in X and Y, anyway?
Why would you want to take off your bag? Where would you store your millions of items?
>>23045929
Item storage and sun protection faggot
>>23045964
>implying that ever stopped blue
Pokemon Trainers must always wear a hat. If they don't, they'll die.
Rosa wore a visor. Know what happened? She almost got straight-up murdered in her game.
>>23045964
>Implying that ever stopped your rival in X&Y - be it Serena or Calem.
Sugimori said the player must always wear a hat because he said so. Something about it being the sign of a truly great trainer.
>wearing hats in 2015.
>THUD
>>23046033
But May, Nate, Rosa, and all the champions that aren't Wallace don't wear hats.
>>23045929
Hats are iconic for Pokemon protagonists, you fucking faggot.
>>23045929
Why does anyone like Rival Serena again? She broods about being mediocre to you too much. I wouldn't call an inferiority complex waifu material.
>>23045929
i want to fuck her tighs
>>23046348
>I wouldn't call an inferiority complex waifu material.
Fuck you, that's shockingly halfway relatable in a series with zero consequences or unhappy, real world truths.
*FULL DISCLAIMER: I like the D. Boning potential does not factor.
>>23045969
I second that
>>23046348
Looks, I guess. Rival Serena looks nicer than default player Serena.
>>23046042
Pic related
>>23046143
I think you need to have your eyes checked, dude. Rosa and Nate wear visors, May wore a bandana in RSE and some kind of tied bandana in ORAS.
Besides, Champions aren't player characters.
>>23047223
>visors and bandanas are hats
>>23045929
might as well take off everything else toowhich is perfectly fine with me
>>23047256
They certainly aren't pants.
>>23046348
Is it that time again already?
>Serena starts to cry after losing for the 20th time
>"A weak trainer with a weak spirit. How fucking fitting."
>"W-who are you to decide that?! I've come this far all by myself! That has to count for something!"
>"If it really meant anything, you wouldn't be bawling your eyes out like a child that didn't get her way. Face it, you're a fraud. A joke. You didn't even face the Elite Four."
>"You're wrong..."
>"Didn't anyone ever tell you to respect your superiors? I've only beaten you several times now, and THAT proves I'm better than you'll ever be! Bad girls like you should be punished for your badmouthing."
>punch
>"AAAAAHHH! No... stop..."
>"Oh, what's this? A Mega Ring? That sure came in handy when I crushed your Mega Absol with one hit. It wasn't even super-effective! Not that you'd know anything about type advantages."
>"Put it back! Y-you're going too far! Please, STOP!"
>"Mega Rings are designed to bring out a Pokemon's true potential! But what good is a potential if Pokemon are stuck with a weak trainer like you? Maybe it'd be better if someone else found it..."
>"Please... no, I'll do anything!"
>"You CAN'T do anything! You never could!"
>Serena jumps for the ring, but she's too late
>chucked in a river
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>"Hahahaha! Cry all you want! It's gone, just with any hope you had of being a decent trainer. Just goes to show how weak you really are, Serena."
>"I hate you... I HATE YOU!"
>Tears pouring down her face
>>23046033Check em
>>23045929THUD
>>23047440
Holy fuck post more
>>23047440
yes, i need more of this
>>23047440
I fucking love reading this, post the rest of it
More to the point, why can't I put glasses on my FACE instead of the top of my hat?!
>>23045929
wow i dont even like serena that much but this pic is doing things to muh stealth rock
>>23047440
bad guy protagonist when?
>>23047440
this got me hard
when and why did i become a weirdo
>>23048400
When middle schoolers start writing the plot
>>23045929
The real question is why we couldn't take off our clothes? If they hyped character customization in X and Y wearing nothing should be a choice.
>>23049927
>Muh PG ratings.
One of the guys explained in an interview. Something about individualization or "a way to tell your player apart from NPCs" and just tradition that the player character always wears a hat as if they were addicted to TF2.
>>23049872
This is from an Eva fanfic. You can't fool me. I'm more autistic than you can imagine.
>>23049702
from the moment the pokemon craze ended, and you didnt stop liking it
you were destined for this fate
>>23047440
Tell me this involves hatefucking. I have a twisted fetish for emotional manipulation.
>>23046004
that prevented him/her from getting good, which is bad... for him/her at least
>>23050333
Careful there. You're gonna cut Bisharp.Your Naruto reference is shitty, tryhard and unfunny. I don't think even a Dark/Steel dual-type is edgy.
>>23049931
>Not taking on the pokemon league in your pajamas
Is there seriously no lewd? Fuck this shit.
>>23047440
>>23050333
seriously, does your life suck to the point to feel the need to be a dick in a child game ?
anyway, would you really say / do that in this situation ? I mean, yes, all trainers are mediocre but don't you think swiping them with one mon without taking a hit and taking all of their money is enough ?
I kinda liked the so-called rivals in X/Y because they were fun, I never actually saw them as rivals but rather as fellows tourists (which I am in every game).
>>23047440
>>23050333
>>23047440
Is that seriously fucking it? Fuck you faggots.
>>23050806
It's a copypasta, anon.
>>23051078
crap, bit the bait... but still, I enjoyed the X/Y tour...
>>23050292
Source?
>>23045929
Because hats are like a warriors's helmet.
>>23050832
I'm not quite sure what's going on here. Is she fanning herself?
>>23051455
yeah, the actual question is... why ?
>>23045964
>not playing as brown Serena/Calem
>>23047440
>>23051514
Kitty toes is too damn hot
>>23047440
>>23050333
Please post more. I'm hungry for this.
>>23050333
>After three years of training, Serena finally gets the same Pokémon as Calem.
>she encounters him in the Battle Maison
>"Serena, I've been waiting for this moment. Are you ready for our final battle, a fight to the death?"
>"Of course I'm ready, ready to kill you! I hope you haven't planned on coming out alive after this!" Serena remarks
>"A childish provocation... You seen to be, desperate."
>"I am desperate, very desperate to avenge the deaths of those I loved. I can agree they were somewhat dumb, but they cared about us. Then you repay them by killing them?! You're such a sick bastard!"
>"All they could do was force themselves on me. Those three kids, especially Tierno and Trevor were so retarded that they didn't even know what moveset was best for their teams. Now Serena, are you ready for this? Then no more words, let the battle begin!"
>Calem and Serena fight a long hard battle, with everybody in the building watching, but eventually, Serena loses again.
>Serena falls to her knees in defeat.
>Calem's Aegislash points its blade at Serena's chest
>"So, you thought you could surpass me just by using the mons I use when you could've just brought out the potential of your own team. That's too bad..."
>As Calem commands Aegislash to pierce Serena's chest, she sobs to herself saying, "I'm sorry Tierno... Trevor... Shauna... everyone..."
>then Serena is finally put out of her misery, and everybody is shocked at what Calem has done to his rival and they run away in fear.
>Calem walks over and picks Serena up, honoring his dead friend and rival.
>"Goodbye Serena, you were a persistent Trainer up until the end" he says as his tears fall on Serena's face.
I regret nothing when I wrote all this.
>>23046348
Exactly, Anime Serena is only good now for waifu material
