>Zinnia confess you her feelings towards you and she wants to have a special time with you
How do you react?
>>22876337
Something is very wrong with those profiles of their heads.
Fuck her wishmur to death
>>22876337
turn 360 degrees and walk away
And be associated with this crazy nonsense spewing dragon cult, no thank you
Fuck her like there's no tomorrow
Then marry and fuck everyday 24/7
>>22876337
>>22876344
While she is watching.
>>22876337
Laugh at her and walk away because she's a shit.
>>22876341
They look like they have snouts
>>22876341
the artist is a furfucker
so yes, nothing else to add
>>22876337
Fuck off, Ryuuko.
>>22876337
>Be me
>I'm in love with May
>I say "Ehm, I like you but not that much"
>She slaps me and she runs away, crying
>I feel bad
>Next day
>I'm dating May
>We're having a good date
>Suddenly, a Dragon Pulse
>We dodge it, in fear
>Then, a piece of paper falls down the sky
>There's written "You'll regret not choosing me, bitch. I'll kill you"
>May's scared
>She does not want to see me again
>I'm sad
>My love doesn't want to see me anymore and a crazy whore, with a Mega Salamence, just want my death
>I'm afraid of her
>To be continued
Does she do this while confessing?
>>22876337
>Picks a knife
>Slices her throat
>Drinks all her blood
>Rapes Aster
>>22876394
>To be continued
Please don't
>>22876420
Dude...
You scare me
>>22876405
God, she's a psycho.
And not even in the cute 'I'll kill you in your sleep' yandere way.
She's just something mentally wrong with her.
>>22876423
>Everyone died
The end
>>22876420
I laughed so hard at this
>>22876441
She's half monkey.
>>22876420
>Poops on her mouth
>Summons Rayquaza
>Mega Evolves it
>It eats her dead body
>It vomits it, because there's shit
>Eats here again
>Got eaten by Mega Rayquaza
Hope you have nightmares
>>22876394
>dating May
Story discarded.
>>22876337
>insert sex scene here
Ask her to take a bath. She must smell awful and her pussy must be full of smegma.
>>22876337
"Best waifu ever is Scrooge McDuck you fool" I say
>>22876359
tips pink fedora
>>22876359
so alpha
>>22876529
Can girls even get smegma?
>>22876547
You said it
>>22876441
if only she was tharja
>>22876545
Ann pls ai m de bst waif evr
>>22876337
Walk away
I don't want anything to do with that crazy bitch
>>22876562
Yes.
I'm a rock. Why does she find me sexy?
>>22876719
Ayy, baby. Wanna have some fun together?
>>22876743
Yeah, Steven, fuck that stone up your penis
>>22876743
>>22876763
He's a rock, not a stone
>>22876743
I want Stephen to collect me and put me in a glass box
>>22876791
Only if you're a stone
I read this and went to fap to zinnia
>>22876791
>you will never hear Steven's happy remarks as he finds you stuck in stone
>he will never clean you carefully with his tools
>he will never keep you in his pocket with his other valuables until he gets home
>you will never be placed in his glass box
>he will never look at you every night before falling asleep
why live?
This thread is awesome.
Mods, don't archive this
Please
>>22876863
Rock is best waifu
Do it for her, Steven
Don't kiss the crazy Draconid
>>22876337
I don't stick my dick in crazy, so that insane psycho bitch can fuck off.
What do you think faggot
Fill her pussy with my thick semen
>>22876584
You say that as if anything being Tharja is a good thing.
>>22877490
>not liking yandere
Get a load of this guy.
>>22877519
>expecting not-shit taste out of /vp/
Get a load of you yourself.
>>22876337
I would probably tell her my fetishes to see if she agrees to them.
>>22876337
ruby has red eyes
>>22876337
>special time
Seriously how old are you?
>>22876791
fucking hell that's lewd
>>22876351
so walk into her?
>>22876351
Are you being Ironic? I Don't think you are...
>>22878823
>not moonwalking
>>22878823
Don't you have homework you should be doing, champ?
>>22878823
Your new is showing.
>>22878938
>Not knowing how to reply to 360 degree and walk aways
Hello newfriend :^)
>>22876885
>clean you carefully with his tools
H-he has more than one tool?
>>22878823
>>22878990
>not knowing how to turn 360 degrees and walk away
I would lovingly impregnate a 2D crazy bitch. She also has delicious tanned skin and likes dragons.
>>22876337
There wouldn't be a day she wasn't filled with copious amounts of my semen.
>>22876341
No there isn't.
>>22876381
Are you OK?
>>22876337
Tenderly suckle her nipples
>>22879282
>Not knowing how anatomy works.
>>22879857
Oh, you.
>>22879857
>Anime
>anatomy
are you retarded?
>>22876337
Destroy that ass all day, every day
Have Robo-sex with Kagari instead
Who the fuck is Zinnia?
>>22880617
a pokemon
>>22880617
Anon, what did you think of XY?
Since you clearly haven't played ORAS. And you HAD to have played at least one Gen VI game to have caught them all.
You HAVE caught them all, right?
>>22880617
sex incarnate
>>22880644
XY started great until you realized the wacky evil team had a ridiculous reason for existing, the plot suddenly rushed ahead, and you ended up with a complete shit postgame. The Looker missions had better storytelling than the "y'all gon die/hurr frannz" main game
And I'm up to Mossdeep in ORAS but not really into it as much as I thought I'd be. Would have given up before Norman if I hadn't received my nigga Stoutland in a WT
>>22880644
>You HAVE caught them all, right?
Nope.jpg
I'll get around to it, eventually. Maybe next gen. I'm only like 200 short. No big deal.
>>22880931
Are you familiar with the 5th rule of /vp/?
>>22880945
>5.GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL. This will be severely punished and strictly enforced.
There doesn't seem to be any sort of time restraint on this. And as such, I'm just taking my sweet time and enjoying it.
>>22880931
Da fuck you mean "Virginity I choose you". Nigga das based Fatchu. Bitches love Fatchu. Dey'll ride a niggas dick just to smell Fatchu's scent after an elaborate handshake-chest bump-rap battle combo. Damn son you gonna be drowning in da pussy if you walk around wit a Fatchu in yo arms. Shit
>>22876337
>>22878035
>talks abouts /vp/'s bad taste
>browses /vp/
its ok, I won't judge your shit taste it you don't judge mine
>>22881718
Every one of us has better taste than all of us, anon. It's just how these things work.
>>22876337
Worst pokegirl, go away
>>22880931
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>22881743
>>22880931 #
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
fix'd Dat shiet for ya redditor.
Also, nice dubs there.
Hello, It's-a-me, Mario, wahoo.
Zinnia, I'mma showa ya da mushrooma kingdom
>brings her in a transparent tube
>>22881943
>Oh no, it's-a-Bowser
Only you can save Zinnia from Bowser. Reply to this and let's see how this will finish
>>22880617
The best thing that happened to Pokemon and the only redeeming quality of ORAS
>tfw no doujin of dragon klk girl
>>22876337
>and she wants to have a special time with you
???
>>22876337
Tell her I'm engaged to Candice and leave.
>>22876441
>And not even in the cute 'I'll kill you in your sleep' yandere way.
Why do so many people confuse edgy and cute? The two are mutually exclusive.
>>22876337
Best gril introduced in gen 6 as far as I'm concerned...
>>22882000
Good triple.
>>22883166
You're an idiot.
>>22883166
>>22883363
Nobody cares
>>22882000
Gay Bowser is dominated by Zinnia's dragon cock hunger
>>22880931
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>22876337
>/vp/ found another girl to waifu
>>22883363
>Left-to-right in a manga panel
>>22876337
Punch
>>22883708Sucker Punch:^)
>inb4 le ebin Dorito face
>>22876337
I hope this thread doesn't get archived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ7iTnZoUGI
Reminder thatshe had a daughter andthis scene is likely true to it.
>>22885045
>Zinnia is a milf
>clearly wants to /ss/
Well well, looks like new best girl is confirmed!
>>22876356
My dick is oiled???
