Pokemon are not for sexual.
>>22681426
I disagree
>>22681426
Explain where the eggs come from then, genius.
>>22681446
>>22681426
You're not my Jesus.
You can't tell me what to do.
You don't own me.
I am strong.
I am intelligent.
I is independent.
And I don't need no man in my life to tell me what's-what.
>>22681446
>>22681496
>pangoro
>good
>>22681496
>implying pandas are imaginary
>>22681535
Come on anon, you know what I mean.
Pandas are real, Pangoro on the other hand is not.
Lopunny is one of a sexy thing
>>22681553
so it's ok if I masturbate to a real panda?
>>22681561
I want a brown bunny from a Lopunny.
>>22681565
Of course not.I am just bored and I have being waiting a perfect oportunity to post the first one. Do as you as please, it is none of my concern
>>22681565
No cause that's just fucking disgusting.
Pokephilia is weird and disgusting too.But I've fapped to Machamp before so I really shouldn't be talking shit.
>>22681713
Don't be ashamed. Be proud of your fetish.
>>22681781
Like the diaper guy? Who's got cancer because of his fetish?
There are people on /vp/ right now who haven't fapped to pokemon
>>22681781
It was a one time thing, I'm not be doing it again, I was pretty fucking horny.
>>22681813Knowing me I'll be doing it again within the hour.
>>22681791
? Lolwut
Would you a Pokemon?
>>22681426
sexual what? rejection?
>>22681921
Sexualinjection
>>22681892You know where you are, right?
>>22681937
Why am I laughing?
>>22681713
>Pokephilia is weird and disgusting too.
>>22681892The better question is who here wouldn't
>>22681866
I think he's referring to that guy who takes other people's used diapers from dumpsters, unless there's two sick fucks out there who got cancer the same way.
It's okay because he washes them and "sterilizes" them in a MICROWAVE.
>>22682045
I don't blame him. He's just very frugal.
>>22682013Read the spoiler. I feel like a pretty big hypocrite to be honest, I'm sorry.
>>22681426
But Oak is for sexual, right?
>>22682097
If it's frugality, then why doesn't he just buy Tenas in bulk? Packs can go under 20 that way. Plus it's gotta be easier than dumpster diving.
>>22682203
Mate. Oak is down to fuck.
>>22682227
He's down to fuck ur mum
>>22681426
Remember where you are.
http://strawpoll.me/3489260
>>22681468
>sexual for durants
>>22681458
Where do the eggs come from?
>>22681713
>fapping to Machamp
Wtf are you doingnot inviting me?!?
>>22681426
not with that attitude
>>22681426
Sexual what Oak, speak up.
When you assign an object or event an attribute remember to add the object or event in question to your message.
>>22682633
>no "I'm fapping to this thread" option
faggot
>>22682258
haha
>>22681426
Fuck you. I do what i want
>>22681937
>that pic slowly loading in an old computer
>>22681565
Yes, as long as you don't fug a real panda, that's disgusting.
>>22681807
Statistically 3 of each 10 posters here haven't.
Who the fuck faps to pokemon? Jesus you guys are freaks.
>>22687807
>>22687807
>>22687812
>1 min 4 sec apart
I don't want to believe someone would same fag just to post this joke someone has already made in the thread, but...
are you sure?
>>22681426
Filthy hypocrite
>>22687807
I do. I fap to furries too, though I'm not a fursuiting freak. I just have a kink, like most on this containment board.and a great kink too, holy shit default sex is so fucking boring. I've never had more pleasure than when my fiance wore her pikachu onesie and used me as a footrest as she watched tv. She browses this board, but fuck it
>>22681426
agreedo
>>22689960
>used you as a footrest
>>22689975
>posting a reaction pic that isn't one of disgust or empathy
Uh... okay? Do you need help?
>>22690023
arent you a boy?
>>22685858
apparently when you leave two pokemon in the daycare who like eachother, and egg appears! So i guess its from the daycare!
>>22689999
it's funny because he finds that to be sexual pleasure
>>22690120
Well yeah. And so do I. I don't see a problem here.
Also sorry gabs, but it's not like you haven't outed yourself before
/vp/'s gone down the toilet in a lot of ways, but at least threads like these don't become Pokeporn roleplay threads anymore.
>>22690307
Yup, if there's anything modern /vp/oreons have to be proud of, it's that NSFW threads and roleplay threads haven't mixed together lately.
>>22689956
What about the trainers?
>>22690395
>not fapping to both
>>22690338
>NSFW threads and roleplay threads haven't mixed together lately.
thank god that shit is autistic as fuck
>>22681426
Well, most are into anthropomorph Pokemon. That means they are basically into humans with the look of a Pokemon.
The minority is into feral Porkyman and there are by far worse fethises in this sick world.
>>22682633
>http://strawpoll.me/3489260
Well...
Nothing surprising there, really.
>>22696011
>anthro
>>22681561
>>22681610
That pokémon is proof that there's at least one poképhile at GF.
I only like girls with Pokemon, and the ocassional Gardevoir.
>>22704760
It really irks me how people believe Gardevoir is okay compared to all other pokémon.
They're just as inhuman, they're even in the Amorphous Egg Group.
>>22704795
It doesn't matter how inhuman they are on the inside, so long as they are vaguely female enough to be considered humanoid the outside.
>>22704795
It's the haircut.
>>22704805
This guy gets it. Same for lopunny.
>>22704908
Yeah but there is lots of people who are okay with Gardevoir but not with Lopunny.
That's what bothers me.
>>22704921
Gardevoir is just barely more human looking.I really like classy gowns
>>22681520
>liking twink shit to glorious buff guys
Isnt pokephilia just beasteality.
>>22705987
You could say so, if Pokémon were real. But they aren't, and that's what makes the difference.
>>22705987
Most pokémon seem to be pretty intelligent compared to a regular animal.
At least, they unserstand words to the point they can receive battle commands.
Then there's the pokémon with human intelligence or greater.
>>22704795
Gardevoir are less animal-like. They look more like aliens. They're also very intelligent. Lopunny, on the other hand, is very obviously a rabbit.
I fapped to sharpedo once
>>22706525
Jynx is still hottest pokemon, 10/10 would fuck
>>22687285
>>22706584
Also, Mega Jynx when??
>>22706584
>>22706596
There is no mon that I hate more than that thing. It's an ugly, fat opera nigger, nothing sexy.
>>22706559
>>22704795
Luckly Lucario is in the human-like group and therefore perfectly fine.
>>22706607
big ol' tits and dick-sucking lips.
Also, possibly the most human-like pokemon. And the species is all females, so imagine how cock-starved they'd be.
>>22706559
>>22706701
Ahhh~
So hot~
>>22706623
God i love this bitch.Literally. As in, the proper definition of a female dog.
>>22706701
>Antro
PlebAlthough that one is really good.
>>22706854
tfw I knew what you meant
tfw I'm into that
>>22707070
>tfw Im not sure if this is bait or just new
