Describe a pokemon (or anything pokemon-related) with a spongebob quote.
Gamefreak has
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
what is this shit telling me to disable Adblock
HAHA, HAHA, HAHAHA, HAHAhA, IT'S A GIRAFFE!
>>22443981
The magic conch shell
Can't you see he's gonna kick my butt?!
Thank [raspberry] you! [raspberry]
It's not just a boulder!
"please scream and run around in circles"
I don't wanna grow up! I want cookies! And milky! I want a sweater with love in the stitches! I wanna wear diapies! I wanna ride in my wagon! I wanna cuddle-wuddle with Mr. Snuffykins! I wanna rocky-rock in my seahorsey! And I want kissy-kissy on my boo-boo!
>>22444109
Alternatively:
"I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly! And it ATE EVERYTHING!"
>>22444239
kek
>>22444239
sick burn, brah
It must have eaten wormy!
>>22444239
10/10
>>22444268
>>22444280
>>22444416
It wasn't even that funny you retards
>>22444239
I remember that chapter now
>>22444081
Mence?
>>22444538
Yes it was I laughed for like 20 seconds
>>22443981
"Reddit: The thread"
wheres the leak maym?
Am I the only one here who doesn't know a single Spongebob quote? I have never seen a full episode in my life, which is weird since it seems to be /vp/'s favorite cartoon series.
>>22444855
>>22444855
the fuk u just say m8?
>>22444855
>being that one guy that lies about not doing something we all know he did and enjoyed
>>22443981
>Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs!
>What, what, what?
>Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!
>Yes, yes, yes?
>He said, he said, he said...
>>22444928
Why would I lie about not watching some series? Are you retarded?
> GF: Congratulations. Your Pokemon ORAS is here!
> Flygon: Wow thanks ive been dying to get one of these...where's my stone?
> GF: ....what stone?
> Flygon: My stone? My Diet Dr. Flygonite? Don't tell me you forgot my stone.
> GF: But...you didn't order any-
> Flygon: How am I supposed to play this game WITHOUT MY STONE?
> GF: But... ;_;
> Flygon: Didn't you once think of the customer? You call yourself a game developer? WELL I AIN'T BUYIN!
This also works for the frontier.
>>22444996
Later, Game Freak slams the game in your face as retaliation.
>This one's on the house.
>FINLAND!
It's Scizor.
>>22445105
OH VITTUN
>>22444855
That and Courage.
>KIIIIIIING RAAAAAAAAAAAAMSEEEEEEEEEEEEES THE MAN IN GAUSS THE MAN IN GAUSS
She's as big as a whale!
WHO PUT YOU ON THE PLANET?
EEEEH
Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!
>>22445474
what
>>22444996
top kek
>it was big scary and pink!
>>22445710
Fuck I laughed too hard at that one.
Well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. - Patrick
Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher?
SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher?
Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher.
SpongeBob: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the…
Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher
Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.
>>22445145
>you're not perfect
Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.
1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.
>>22445989
That should be Maxie.
>>22444147
Please [raspberry] understand [raspberry]
>>22444996
underrated post
>Boo-Boo keys
>until I know who the real Mr. Krabs is, nobody moves,nobody gets hurt.
>>22444096
>tfw my Cloyster is named Magic Conch
>tfw it wrecks newfags who have no priority on their team
Based Shell Smash + Skill Link
>>22445145
WHAT'S YER OFFER.
![goodra_by_kawiku-d6qy3ls[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HRL4RjI.png "goodra_by_kawiku-d6qy3ls[1].png")
>Am I a pretty girl?
>>22444936
OUT WITH IT BOY
You've seen this before?!
Eleven times, as a matter of fact.
>This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is...advanced darkness.
>We've been stuck up here for three days.
>>22444239
>>22444198
it's a rock!
it's a roooooock!
it's a rohahohahahock!
>>22445954
Underrated post
>Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!
>Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENIN TO ME
>>22444109
Now I'm gonna kick your butt twice as hard.
That hat makes you look like a girl.
Look at him... Square... THE SHAPE OF EVIL.
>>22445727
*sneers for a whole minute*
Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle.
It was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
>who you calling pin head
What weenies.
>>22448672
Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat! That's my brain.
It is becoming increasingly obvious. I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER...ᶦ ᵃᵐ ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫ.
You used me...for land development! That wasn't nice.
WATER....I NEED WATER...
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>>22448778
nice timing
You forgot the pickles!
The Chum Bucket Mega Bucket.
>>22448633
Am I a pretty girl...?
>>22448569
Well maybe the metagame wouldn't be so bad if some people didn't try to play with big meaty claws!
>>22448874
"Look! The pickles were under his tongue the whole time!"
AHAHAHA
AHAHAHA
ITS A GIRAFFE
>>22444239
Top Shrek
You're the best bad influence ever.
>>22444996
i lold
>>22444928
"You Like Krabby patties, don't you Squidward" is a fine example
Now Im going to starve
It's not just a BOULDER...
IT'S A ROCK
>>22448874
10/10
It'll go right to your thighs!
OH NO HES HOT
>Potty: [squawks] What a rip-off.
>Patchy the Pirate: It's a forty dollar value, Potty! A forty dollar value!
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
Patrick! We're not ugly! We just stink!
Nah, I dont feel like it.
Yellow!
Pink!
>>22448982
What is this?
>>22449088
>I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD
>not going with pic related
>>22449104
Screencap from the pastebin listing all the sound files in ORAS.
The Frontier Brain battle theme was remixed in ORAS, but used for the Battle Chatelaines, and had the filename VS_BFRONTIER.
THREE DAYS
>Well Patrick, I was going to ask you if you wanted to go jellyfishing but I can see that you're busy having an episode.
I can't--pbbt!--understand--pbbt!--your accent? pbbbbt!
>>22446307
>not using pic related
>>22444996
10/10
>>22444936
underrated post
WE THREW OUT ITS NAME!!!
Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
Several bad puns later.
>>22449938
Could also apply to Brock
>>22449949
Fucking hell you're right. Why did I think of Pokemon names first. Uhm..
>several bad puns later
>I guess you're gonna MISS the panty raid
It's been years since i've seen the show and forgot a lot of quotes
>>22444239
new /vp/ slogan when?
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Near the hooks I'll never go!
>>22450118
> yfw it's Patricia
>>22445710
underrated post
So you like kicking butts do ya?
Well we'll show you old man!
>>22448550
5-star post nigga
"The Wash!"
>>22450723
Tell the one about the squirrel and the light bulbs
>>22444936
Fucking kek
MY MAMES! NOT! DICKS!
It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never seen before.
You know what I didn't do when I read through this thread?
[Spoiler] Laugh [/spoiler]
you...used...me....FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!
this thread is gold
>>22445105
perkele
MegaRayWithDrinkHat.jpg
"he was number one!"
>>22450958
11/10
>>22451113
already done
OH NO HE'S HOT
TEAM GOLD RULES
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
CAREFU SPONGEBOB
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
CAREFUL SPONGEB0B
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
CAREFUL SPONGBOB
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
CARFUL SPONGEBOB
CAREFUL SPNGEBOB
CAREFL SPONGEBOB
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
firmly grasp it in your hand
>>22444261
"That's horrible!"
You can't counter me! Not when I shift into Maximum Overdrive!
>I don't need it...I don't need it...
>>22450118
>>22452874
Needs to be a Greninja pic
Take it easy it's just a drawing
>>22451486
It's *GOLD TEAM RULES you dingus
>>22453125
More like kickin chicken
Pretty Patties!
>>22444855
Do yourself a favor and watch Seasons 2 and 3, then watch Season 1. Season 1 has its good moments, but I don't want to give a wrong impression of the show since S1 is outdated at points.
I’m so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.
“Don’t stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You’ll catch its stupid."
“Hey Patrick.. I know something funnier than 24?”
“Yeah?”
>>22453286
“…25! HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
>>22453286
>>22453294
Got me there.
> GF: Congratulations. Your Pokemon ORAS is here!
> /vp/: Wow thanks ive been dying to get one of these...where's my Battle Frontier?
> GF: ....what Battle Frontier?
> /vp/: My Battle Frontier? My Emerald Battle Frontier? Don't tell me you forgot muh Battle Frontier.
> GF: But...This is a Ruby and Sapphire Remake. There wasn't a-
> /vp/: How am I supposed to play the post game WITHOUT MY BATTLE FRONTIER?
> GF: But... ;_;
> /vp/: Didn't you once think of the customer? You call yourself a game developer? WELL I AIN'T BUYIN!
>>22453362
already been done
Flygon: "Flygonite status report!"
Masuda: "It's not in my thoughts."
Flygon: "WELL THINK AGAIN!"
>>22445845
Kik
"There is no ice! There's never been any ice. Ice is just a myth."
>>22454957
10/10
>>22451097
You also failed to spoiler correctly.
What else are you going to fuck up today?
>Anything with Gluttony
"I think I'll eat it now!"
Ambipom. That is the final straw. I want to move so far away, I'd be able to brag about it. I would rather tear out my brain stem, drag it to the nearest four-way intersection and skip rope with it than continue living where I do now.
>>22451623
Topkek
Capcha: fartc
>>22444996
Actually, they knew we wanted it, but out of spite or some autism, they didn't give it to us. This doesn't work here.
>>22448874
>>22448982
11/10
>"You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
>"One more crack like that and you're out of here!"
>"No, please! I have three kids!"
BLANKETY, BLANKETY, BLANK!
>>22455083
top lel
I knooooow of a plaaaace
Where you never get haaaarmed
A maaaagical place
Full of maaaagical charm
Indoors,
Indoooooors,
Innnndooooooooooorssss
>>22446323
>>22444239
perfect
You knew I'd never distrust a dollar.
>>22446323
Uh...you're beautiful.
I, am a man.
BLUE JELLY?!
The best time to wear a stripped sweater, is all the time~
One with a collar. Turtle neck! That's the kind-
"These pants hug my body..... Better then my own mother!"
Invisible Spray.
>But I can see it.
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>>22458683
this is all fucking gold.
you remind me of a good /vp/,.. I needed this with all the recent shitposts
>>22458948
>hey guys I'm a oldfag /vp/ sure is shit lmao
Stop
>>22455209
Underrated post lmao
>>22458768
>then
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
