Typhbread.
Because I say so.
No I am not Jake, shut the fuck up.
>>22364023
>t-typhlosion thread because I say so
>is the only poster in said thread
>keeps attempting to bump said thread
Imagine if everyone on this board attempted to do this with one of 721 pokemon. You're a moron, stop posting these threads.
>>22364057
No. Stop assuming what I'm not.
>>22364057
>is the only poster in said thread
Now he's not. Get lost.
>>22364064
Nah, I'll contribute to this fantastic thread before making a dozen similar to it. And then I'll tell anybody who disagrees with me to 'get lost'
>>22364082
Why is it the Typh threads that get shit on? Why not the Lopunny or Gardevoir threads?
I like him but I don't understand why is 3Dmodel in battle he isn't in flame.
>>22364202
his*
shit
>>22364202
>like him
Get the fuck out, this thread is for people who shitpost about him everyday.
>>22364148
Wow it has a huge dick
Based deviantartists showing just how fucking retarded Typhlosion fans are
>>22364238
Kinda what I thought. Thank fuck for their existence, I have a typhlosion cringe folder at the ready now.
I actually quite like typhlosion as a pokemon, but these spam threads are a joke. Kinda like mlp - the heaps of unhealthy obsession with it makes the franchise far worse than it should be, and that says a lot
>>22364258
>>22364254
>>22364246
>>22364267
Again, the same shitposter posting as fast as he can. What do you hope to gain if you don't wait? Do you simply want to share your 'love' of typhlosion with the world?
Sounds a bit like slugfucker to me
>>22364272
Why are you so upset that I'm posting artwork I find cool or neat of Typhlosion? What does it matter to you?
>>22364272
Typhlosion has an autistic fanbase, so he posts it as a subtle reminder that anybody who still likes Typhlosion is no better than said autists.
>>22364283
Answer my question first mate, and I'll answer yours.
Again, why are you spamming in these threads? Normally one would post one or two pictures and see what others have to offer in order to expand their collection.
>>22364272
Fuck off, Typhlosion is one of the few Pokemon worthy of a thread such as this one.
>>22364298
I'm not spamming, what are you talking about? I'm just posting my collection. There is nothing wrong with that.
Why are you dead set on proving I have some sort of sick fetish or something?
all that typhlosion dick must have made your buttholes sensitive if you get anal pained this easily
>>22364238
>implying there isn't shit art of everything
>>22364327
I've ignored it thus far, but he keeps pointing fingers and digging shit out of his ass to try and make me look bad.
D-does Typhlosiongot back?
>>22364350
Please stop.
>>22364305
/vp/ isn't for posting fucking collections or blogs
>>22364356
>blogs
There's the finger pointing again.
>>22364303
>Typhlosion is one of the few Pokemon worthy of a thread such as this one.
Replace 'typhlosion' with 'charizard', and you've got yourself a genwunner.
So what does that make you?
>>22364368
Gentwoer?
>>22364360
>finger pointing
Stellar argument there. People should just stop 'fingerpointing' at slugfucker, amirite?
>>22364368
>Comparing based Typhlosion to some fat lizard.
>>22364375
But I'm telling you, I'm nothing like him.
>>22364377
Genwun fans and gentoo fans are parallel these days. Typhlosion is arguably more autistic than Charizard anyway.
>>22364383
I'm not sure if you're baiting or foreign.
>>22364377
>typhlosion is the best so deserves all these spam threads!!!111 nothing else does!!!
Please get shot in your redneck state, Jake
Jake here, I didnt make the thread, only posting cause friend asked me too.
I havent posted in ages because ive finally given up on /vp/. This place actually used to be pretty cool, but that was a long time ago.
So fuck off trolls, y'all niggers need a damn hobby, instead of scouring /vp/ for any post of "mine" because this will probably be the last.
Only way y'all find me is if y'all go to /k/, or /o/.
>mfw
I'm seeing all this anti-typhlosion BS. I'm not here to stay, but I'm gonna say this.
>>22364023
Wait a few months before the next thread, aye?
>>22364375
This isn't even Jake; /vp/ has gotta stop being booty hurt about typhlosions.
-
Either way, I'm out. Have a picture. Best of luck, hope we get a neat drawfag in here or something. Maybe they'll draw some boss-ass cuddles.
>>22364405
>this isn't even Jake
Referring to the post that one responded to, of course.
>>22364399
>Guns and cars
Could you be any bigger a virgin
>>22364405
>anti typhlosion BS
>>22364057 here.
I really dig typhlosion's design. I simply hate threads that drag it down to autist/goodra tier.
Repeat - nobody hates based fire rat. We hate what you fucks do with threads like these
>>22364425
How the fuck am I dragging it down?
>>22364399
>damage control
Jake makes these threads.
>>22364405
I asked a neat anon to draw a potential Typhlosion mega based on a reference from my donut steel sprite. He drew two sketches.
>>22364433
By obsessing over a single pokemon out of 721
By spamming constant threads and pictures
By literally being half as annoying as slugfucker with your obsession
In the future, make a typhlosion thread and wait for people to contribute. If it dies, let it die - don't dump your fucking collection. I highly doubt you'd approve of a hundred daily threads of this nature about other pokemon.
>>22364425
To be fair I was talking about the dA stuff. Regardless, it's a tad upsetting that things like gardevoir threads gain traction and no one is ridiculed for wanting it as a waifu, but when someone like me comes in and says "Yeah they'd be bro material. Would hug." it's widely regarded as "autistic".
>>22364461
>By obsessing over a single pokemon out of 721
I just like this Pokémon. It's my bro. Nothing more to it.
>By spamming constant threads and pictures
Wow, I just posted one thread in the middle of the morning. Where's all the other threads you claim I made?
>By literally being half as annoying as slugfucker with your obsession
If I annoy you that much, I hate to see what else annoys you. You should probably calm down there buddy.
>>22364463
I posted most of the dA stuff. And I still really like typhlosion, he's my nostalgia bro.
People have been ridiculed for the gardevoir-waifu stuff since the dawn of it's existence. We have feminist cunts like 'tamashii' including its autistic status in her videos watched by hundreds of thousands.
I don't really want it to happen to typhlosion with weekly obsessional threads. Don't you guys have any other favourite pokemon?I'm also a bit of a drawfag. I'd be happy to draw you a nice typhlosion idea
>>22364485
Jake again, I fucking love electabuzz a much as I do typhlosion. He is a total bro.
I really tried to not spam typhthreads, but I guess I still spam a lot about "my typhlosion" a little much. But not really enough to get this irrational hatred that makes me laugh my anus off.
If your down with it, draw a typh and electabuzz playing vidya or something.
>>22364480
Questions:
Do you like slugfucker?
Do you dislike his unhealthy obsession with Goodra?
Do you think he has improved Goodra's reputation as a respectable pokemon to make threads about?
Review your answers to these, and stop before you start posting 'typhlosion should be the only liked pokemon' threads. You're not too far from getting there.
>>22364485
Aggron and Chesnaught.
>>22364485
Well it's really cool to see that you're level-headed. Yeah, weekly threads are crazy. I like to space them out.
Unfortunately, my other favorites are more well known for NSFW material. Rather shitty, but hey what can I do?
If you wanna draw anything, how do some belly rubs sound?
>>22364453
I love how the flames look so japanese-y, because Johto is supposed to be traditional japanese-y.
[rant]
>>22364461
>>22364425
>>22364057
/vp/ is a really slow board outside of breaking news/new game out periods with a very high text reply to image reply ratio, unlike other boards like /a/, /b/,etc (regardless of content)
1) you're inflating the number (721), usually these threads are "Typhlosion (line) thread"
2) other threads on this board include the competitive metagame and playthroughs (which is nice for discussion except this is an IMAGEboard), autism, sfw porn, cyoa/rp, shitposting, etc.
3) This is an IMAGEboard dedicated to POKEMON and this is a thread where we post IMAGES of a POKEMON
>Imagine this being done for all 721 pokemon
4) It would be great because people would actually contribute to the quality of the board.
5) If you want to bash anyone for spamming, the Ralts line and Kalos starters are the worst offenders. Not that I mind IMAGEposting as I said above but apparently you do.
[/rant]
>>22364508
>Do you like slugfucker?
What? No.
>Do you dislike his unhealthy obsession with Goodra?
Yes.
>Do you think he has improved Goodra's reputation as a respectable pokemon to make threads about?
No, not at all.
>stop before you start posting 'typhlosion should be the only liked pokemon' threads.
Again, where are you getting the idea that I'm claiming any of this?
>tfw your bro will never be popular enough to be hated and create a thread full of shitposting
>>22364485
>I'm a drawfag
I'm being greedy, can you do anything based on this sprite? >>22364453
If you don't do fake megas, any combination of Typhlosion and Furret/Raichu/Tyranitar/Ampharos is welcome
Image related to thread but not request obviously.
>>22364530
Dude, the least hated pokemon of /vp/ was Anorith a few months ago.
Fucking Anorith of all things.
Go figure.
People shitpost for the sake of shitposting.
>>22364511
>you're inflating the number (721), usually these threads are "Typhlosion (line) thread"
This contributes nothing. There are still hundreds of other pokemon (or many other lines) that can be posted about. Please don't waste time with 'points' like these
>If you want to bash anyone for spamming, the Ralts line and Kalos starters are the worst offenders.
I don't understand how this is supposed to be a defense. Shall we request that our governments invade North Korea before we tackle the problem with ISIS?
>>22364540
Can you namefag as "the Texas Sharpshooter" so that I can filter you, please? (If you don't know what I'm talking abbout google "thou shall not commit logical fallacies")
>>22364540
And see, now you're just picking specks of dirt to make into mountains.
>>22364540
Let me put it this way, YOU are contributing nothing. I'm contributing IMAGES.
>>22364563
You contribute images that drag the typhlosion line into the autistic mire. I contribute arguments in an attempt to persuade you to stop.
>>22364555
Nice get, me.
>>22364540
Or you can, you know, start a thread on your bro Drapion.
>>22364555
Trips and a smart joke?
>>22364540
Get rekt nerd.
>>22364567
You're either baiting or being an outrageous idiot. Either way, I plead with you to stop.
>>22364567
I didn't post any of the foot fetish shit posted above (probably you did actually)something is wrong with my syntax and I can't pinpoint it sorry I'm not a native speaker
>>22364532
>>22364510
>>22364506
I'll try one or two of these, I've got to go to work soon.
>>22364582
>>22364585
Thanks!
>>22364585
Do whatever floats your boat, man. No rush, and this isn't an obligation.
>>22364595
>>22364585
Actually I should get to studying now, but I should be able to periodically bump the thread and I'll post normally again in ~12 hours.
God, shut up about "so many Typhlosion threads". There are a lot of them because people like Typhlosion. Sorry if you don't think there is enough diversity here and there should be more Bronzor threads.
>>22364611
Fuck yeah, learning!
>>22364611
I like this one. Is there a similar one around with some other cutemons roasting marshmellows on a Cyndaquil's back?
>>22364616
Actually, I've never seen any Typhlosion threads in the recent months.
>>22364618
I feel bad now, okay I'm really going to stop posting now.
>>22364622
There was one actually a week or two ago but nobody would contribute (I had stuff to do, I guess other people too) and it died at like 80 posts and 30 images. I think Jake was the OP.
>>22364622
There was one about two days or so before Christmas. It got two ours second thread and was deleted for no reason.
(Seriously shitposting was done and discussion was happening)
>>22364634
*to its second thread
Jesus, phone
>>22364634
>was deleted for no reason.
There is nothing more irritating about /vp/ than its overzealous moderation. Threads that break no rules seem to get sent to the cornfield all the time.
>>22364664
>furshit
please don't
>>22364611
>bumping the thread
I want to whinge about this, but I can't now because I want to try drawing for a few of you. I'm just a stupid hypocrite who just wants to huggle a pokemon too, I guess
>>22364532
Sorry, I usually draw humanoid nsfw. I've never really drawn typhlosion stuff before, this was just a failed attempt to get the proportions down. I'll make an effort to try again when I get back from work in about 10 hours, if this thread is still up.
>>22364679
>picture of pokemon
>furshit
>/vp/
bish whet
fuck the thread is actually getting good and I fucking lied earlier.
was just angry and tired, from just waking up.
and it seems that everyone is calming down.
well, i gotta head off to work, so hope this shit is still alive when I get home.
I mean, who doesnt want to snuggle something as cute as this
>>22364692
That's actually really good for a first time drwing something. If I may offer any critique, it's that the arms seem short, and the body seems unnaturally slim.
While varying headcanons and interpretations on appearance exist, I tend to see it as [pic related] but with the legs more akin to your picture. They're badgers, but that doesn't mean their balls are around their ankles.
>>22364738
Just had my shower, literally putting on my tie and my shoes.
Critique is always fantastic, thanks. Sometimes I'm unsure if people want pictures in my 'style' or if they want the anatomy exactly like how they'd want. I gave drawing a chubbier-bottomed typh a shot, and it was shockingly bad - so I slimmed it up to be more inline with what I was used to. I hadn't drawn the arms.
>>22364756Just a heads up, I'm OR and I'm not >>22364738
And please don't do something unnecessarily humanoid or nsfw
>>22364767
Thanks, but I hadn't planned on getting banned.
>>22364738
I'm with this guy, typh looks like it got stuck squatting. I kinda prefer it having longer legs
>>22364767
>>22365191
>>22365195
>>22365802
So, how is everyones day?
Its fucking cold as shit down here. Wouldnt mind a typh to snuggle with and be all warm and cozy
>>22366382
It's cold where I am too, forst day of the year that it snowed actually. Gathering up info on how to visualize airflow in a wind tunnel at high speed (Re>1000000), not to much success.
>>22367206
Sounds like its something smarter than me.
I'm just a diesel mechanic. Can also do pipe drafting in cadworx. Also badass with auto electrical.
>>22367283
>>/diy/748303you could help
>>22367773
>>>/diy/748303
Should work now
Post more of your bro.
Well, technically this is my bro. Typh is my sis
Like em equally as much
>>22368786
So as not to shit up the thread with stuff I posted last thread, I'll give you the brief.
This is Mike (pic related). He's a character I've had for years but actually developed only recently. Don't worry, he ain't OCDONUTSTEEL material, he just had blue eyes and is a total bro. Das all. (pic not actually of him, just used as reference)
Typhs t00 gewd
So, this is my swag. I got middle yesterday.
>>22370939
Autism station
>>22364698
not quoted, but everybody already know these disgusting faggot lines.
>>22370982moar
>>22370939
>page 7
Not on my watch
>>22373187
>>22373211
>>22373211
>>22373225
>>22373235
>>22373245
>>22373270
>>22373312
>>22373328
>>22373350
>>22373373
>>22373404
>>22373422
>>22373451
>>22373469
>>22373492
>yellow human thread
>>>/co/
>>22373512
>>22373532
>>22373558
>>22373573
>>22373523
>shitty parroted maymay
>>>/s4s/
>>22373591
>>22373606
>>22373636
>170 posts
>18 posters
>>22373677
...And half are shitposters. Your point?
>>22373713
>>22373729
>>22373747
>>22364082
>stop liking what i dont like waaaa
>oh yeah, well- well i'm just going to shit post like a faggot and no ones going to stop me
Its a pokemon related thread on a board for pokemon, get over it anon.
As for you OP and kind posters, please continue. Dont let one salty wad get you down.
>>22364097
perfect size forcuddling
>>22364368
I hate gen two, but Typhlosion is my best pogeymans
>>22373949
What was the point in replying?
>>22374395
>OMG le trolled so hard, kek
hey are you the hacker they call 4chan :^)
Going to sleep bump
Would totes let typh sleep in my bed. Warm, cozy, and could probably help me sleep.
Could imagine it trying to hum me to sleep.
why is bakuphoon a fatty
>>22376401
Because chub is best for cuddles.
>>22376517
would you a buffphoon?
>>22376530
Of course!
>>22376231
That's pretty gay, Anon.
>>22377139
It is, but in a good way.
I mean I'd let a Typhlosion sleep with me, so yeah.
>>22377078
I can't find any non-lewd buffphoon
>>22364096
Your answer in a nutshell.
>>22364166
>>22364217
>>22370327
>>22376231
>>22364133
Especially that last fucking guy. Jesus my body trembled from feeling his autism.
>>22377744
I get the rest, but why are you hating the guy who posted figures?
>>22377744
What's wrong with the figure guy? But yeah, these threads is filled with weirdos. Mostly Jake.
>>22377744
>hating a thread just because of trolls
Besides the guy who wants to have typh in bed(only a little weird) and the figure guy. I don't understand the hate
people have been trolling imagedumps a lot recently
>tfw no fucking sleep
>waking up at 5
So much fun, also got some sort of
My name's Jake
>mfw sweeping a friends OU:The Experience team with a scarfed Eruption set
>tfw Typhlosion can get regular threads with tons of posts
>tfw my favorite Pokemon can't even get a thread going due to lack of participation
What is it about this fucking badger
>>22379930
>only a little weird
It's a lot weird.
>>22380516
Well, the humming thing is weird. I don't see the snuggling as weird. Its like letting your dog sleep in bed
>>22380614
The difference is that you wouldn't have sex with your dog.
>>22380489
it attracts autists
>>22377744
>implying these posts are from autists and not shitposters
>>22380845
>impyling I would dick my typh either
>find this on /k/
>gets me to thinking
>make a typh version of this
>safe = Smokescreen
>fire = Flame thrower
>Full fun = Eruption
>>22379930
Different guy, but
>not wanting superior nightly cuddles
>>22382946
grus
>>22382946
it's decent/10
>>22381563
*wouldn't
>New Year's Eve
>Gotta work tomorrow at noon
>Cart pusher at Wal-Mart
>The task is grueling/not fun
>Supposedly the high is 32 degrees Fahrenheit
>Haven't done laundry yet
>Depressed as all fuck
So... yeah, I think Serperior should be queen of the Grass-types.
I'd take a ravage from him any day.
>>22388225
Oh my, anon.
>>22388074
shut the fuck up. I'd suck your dick if it weren't so beta. dumb nigger. you got a fucking job. save up. make the best of it. then get the fuck out of where you're at. Chances are it's wack. You cant do better. YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THIS. THINK BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL. YOU HAD POTENTIAL.
dude. you're smart. don't let it go to waste.
>>22394116
>>22394116
Awww...
>>22388225
Ayyyy...
>>22391706
Hey slut.
Have you ever been so high you became a typhlosion?
>>22402765
lol
>>22402765
no, I can safely say I never have
I want to fuck a typhlosion
>>22405704
ahahahaha,you're a real joker anon
hopefully
>>22377744
>deleted
I was too late
>>22407861
It can still be female, at least...
>>22405704
Please tell me you are referring to a female.
>>22408870
I don't think he was.
Gods damn this image-less experience.
Still waiting for Jake x Typhlosion R34.
>>22408870
Stop being disgusting.
Have some shittastic oc
>>22413929
Have sum more, arms are hard as fuck
>>22413929
>>22414767
guess i'll have to leave this here
>>22414919
NEWMAN!!
>>22416393
Beware the trashy strolling.
>>22414964
wh0a
>tfw even though its supposed to be suggestive, I find it cute more than sexy
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER NAMED ICE CUBE.
>>22418592
He's so cute.
>>22418592
>NWA
>>22418000
Nice trips, me.
>>22418635
>>22422046
trainer
wat r u doin
trainer
stahp
>>22427156
No, typhlosion, that is not a food.
>>22418079
Sollux? Is that you?
>>22402765
I tried, but I overdid it and became Moltres.
>>22374326
The joke here is that Quilava's Japanese name is Magmarashi.
Yes! Get out [here]! *emphatic reveal noise* "You're feeling unwell? Mag-chan? *whimper* *whimper* *whimper* "An unexpected solution." "Er, look at its face! So cute!"
>>22428894
>>22373373
[panel 1]
"Uh? What are you doing, Typhlosion?" *mix, mix*
[panel 2]
"What are you hiding? Wha-" *boom* *huff*
[panel 3]
"The way you look...so sorry, I don't know what to think." *nervous growling* *tap* *tap* "Hm?"
[panel 4]
"What is it, Jumpluff?" *received* "Wha-? What is this-it's really cute!"
[panel 5]
"For me? Thanks!" *good? good?* *such good* *rub, rub* "Huh? Everyone?" *cunning*
[panel 6]
*muffled* "So cuute~! So much!" *Did it just get hot in here?* "I can't find all of you!" *Smells weird, too!*
[panel 7]
"What's this raindrop [from]?"
[panel 8]
"That's it! Do you think this was a photo taken in (Tsurukogane's) basement?"
>>22365195
"What the hell?"
>>22365191
"Oh...?"
>>22429007
The closest thing I can think of is that this has something to do with your mom's famous "Cinnabar volcano burgers" in Gold and Silver.
>>22364162
>Nearu-senpai
>Not poke
>not jonesycat781
Pleb taste confirmed
