ITT: Witty names for Pokémon
>that image
>witty
Kirlia yourself
>>22121712
Don't get Stunfisk with me
OmNomeGnome
DICKS
I nicknamed my Kecleon "Kek-leon".
I don't know whether to feel ashamed or not.
Reximillion
>>22121900
Whatever you say, Cofagrigus
>>22121967
>god-tier pun
>ashamed
>>22121967
I'm glad I'm not alone.
>>22121622
I don't get it.
Named my starter Treecko "Douglas"
>>22122025
Ofcors you don't get it.
Hoaks
>>22121622
>>22122025
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uJhuGwd.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>22122025Of CourseOfCourseCorsolaOf Corsola
i named my sableye FREDRICH and pinsir PAUL
names my glalie seizure
I named my lanuturn fleshlight bc I am leEp1ktr0LlLM@SteR
>Bull-Douser
cleaver huh?
Deadwood orHickok
>>22122589
but it's not a bull.
>>22122033
For the record,
>Sceptile gets that Christmas tree tail
>Especially Mega Sceptile
>Douglas Fir tree
>>22122614
but it's a tough like a bulldozer, and i just replaced the "dozer" with "douse" which means to pour liquid over, or to drench.
The story behind all this is that it hatched bt accident
Ayy
TrevenantMourningWood
HitmontopDr. Dreidel
ExcadrillDrill SmithI tried.
DurantSimon Le Bon
TyrantrumLuisorSuarez
Before I read this thread, I was proud that I used Starapture. Now, I’m not too sure.
Exeggutor namedfacepalm
>>22122111
>>22121622Because nucleus.
>>22122605
>Not naming it MourningWood
Kevin Durant and The Thundurus
I got an Audino named Ebola-chan with pokerus a couple of minutes ago
Witty names for poke penis'
>>22122744
That tyrantrum better be running the elemental fangs
>>22122051
>not Fauxilage
>>22121967
I named mine TopKekleon or something.
SantaClaws
>>22122713
>drill smith
>mourningwood
kek
>>22124576
>not Sandy Claws
Commit sudoku
>>22122605
> not Paul Walker
>"General" Electrike (it's now Manectric)
>"Damocles" Aegislash
>"Shrekt" Kyogre
>"Dynamo" Vigoroth
>"Ehh" Wynaut
>>22122033
Holy shit, I named my treecko that too, for the very same reason
Diggersby - Diggy Smalls
Galvantula - PeterSparker
Remoraid - Megatron
Perish Song Lapras - Grim-LochI'll stop before spamming Transformers names.
I once saw someone with a gastrodon namedFidel Gastro
I named almost all my Pokémon wither musical terms or Fire Emblem Awakening references.
Gallade - Crescendo
Rayquaza - Forseti
Ninetails - Bolganone
Sceptile - Presto
Exploud - Sforzando
Forretress - Kellam
grumpig: alaka-ham
>>22122679
If you're going to have a kek pun name; why not Keknea?
Doing dumb puns like this makes catching the fuckers so much more bearable.
>>22122703
Lmao
>>22123009
>>22122879
Best ones in the thread
>>22125108
> beedrill
> no classic twineedle taste
get real faggor
Talonflame - Hot Wings
Electrike - Bubba Sparxx
Chandelure - Lumiere
>>22124989
I'm copying PeterSparker.
>>22124989
>remoraid named Megatron
I dig it
>>22125150
I would, but...
In ORAS i used a female Minun named Minnie, like Minnie Mouse
>>22122041
.... that.... was kinda awesome.
>>22123026
>not naming it Leeuwenhoek
Golem
Must know Smack down
Named himRudy Poo
>>22125029
Why did you give your Forretress a blank name?
>>22125435
>Rocko
>2Chainz
>Ice-T
>>22125435
I'm proud of this one
>>22122512
absolutely based
>>22125525
how old?
>>22125047
My nigga
>>22125509
Go 2 bed
>Neighpalm
:^)
Cresselia- Selene
Darkrai- Sombra
>>22124901
>"Damocles" Aegislash
Not Damascus
inb4 do you even 40k
>>22125621
>flame orb
>>22125621
Motherfucker
I named a Regirock Dwayne.
>>22125706
that's funny i named my Regice, Stone Cold
No phone/camera with me right now, but a Rayquaza nicknamed "rayy lmao"
>>22125706
What's a good wrasslor name for Registeel
>Hypno named PedoJew
Nuff said about this one.
No picture, but I named my Blastoise, Tom Ford.
>>22122744
>Not naming Durant "Kevin"
>>22125764
it's spelled Avogadro, but nice try
>>22125612
>underrated as fuck post
Fleurbait
that feel when most of my stupid/witty/pun pokemon names would get me accused of trying to derail this into acamouflaged coltthread.
>>22125785
ReyMesteelio
>pls respond
>>22126049
My nigga.
>>22122589
Nice one brah, I went with Bronsoon
Not trying to derail this post, but what do you /v/irgins name your rivals?
>inb4 dickbutt, douche, faggot, Steve, etc.
>>22126050
male gardevior.
Bridget
>>22126096
G. M_Fn Oak
>>22125649
>the sword of damocles is hanging over my head~
>>22126020
mandatory FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
kevin durant.
>>22125678
I just named mine Pringles because I'm unoriginal.
Annie Oakley
>>22126132
that reminds me.
magnamite family
MagFnNeto
where yo curleh mustache at?
>>22122589
I named mine Spampert
>>22122589
i went with Swolepert
I nicknamed my shiny Cloyster "blue waffle".
It was probably before your time though, kids.
>>22126046
oh fuck shit fuck i am literally gay
Kecleon - Karma
Durant - Duran Durant
Sylvia Plath
>>22126064
Toppest of keks
Thugnificent
>>22126064
Originally I wanted to do Ace Steel, but then no one would probably get it, i need a better steel themed wrasslor
>>22125435
Underrated post
I named my Mega Salamence Islam Jam.
>>22126361
>not Jet Scrander
>>22125029
>Awakening
Spruce Lee
Named My Golurk Alphonse
I named my West Sea ShellosGoo Pacand my East Sea ShellosBiggieShells
>>22126456
If this weren't such a shitmon, I would totally use this.
>>22126456
I'd use the monkeys if their designs weren't the worst thing to ever be invented.
VenusaurBruteroot
BlastoiseShellshock
CharizardNoNickname
>>22126303
Saddest of keks
>>22125649
Do you evenknow where40kgot it from?
>>22121622
>>22121967
Named my kecleon top%kek
Bronzong - Belloc
Altaria - Peng
Empoleon - Boreale (/tg/ will get this)
Garchomp - Megalogon
Riolu - Aureon
Medicham - Jann
Barbaracle = Fish Fingers
Shiny Goodra = Custard
>>22126883
Do you tag battle with them?
>>22126909
Used too yeah, was a legitimately good set up, the nicknames were just the cherry on top
I named my Latias Bianca.
Mightyena named Allez-loupe, Ampharos named Special K
i know most of the names aren't very original, but here's all of the pokemon i have nicknamed
Lanturn - Lophii
Blastoise - ShellShocker
Snorlax - Jontron
Shuckle - Tuhtle
Donphan - Good Yeargot traded to me with that name
Lunatone - Eclipse
Solrock - Sunchips
Tropius - Nanners
Chimecho - Dingle
Torterra - Tortilla
Drifblim - Hindenburg
Lucario - Blue Doge
Emboar - Boarbecue
Samurott - Shoalgun
Stoutland - Muttstache
Simisage - Brocobill
Simisear - Torchimp
Throh - Judo Jim
Sawk- KarateKarl
Beartic - Polarbeard
Talonflame - Bird
and then i have about 4 boxes full of woopers with Pokerus, all named Patient Zero, then i wonder trade them.
>>22127074
*Simisage - Brocobilly
and most of those nicknamed Pokemen i transferred from older games, so i named them years ago.
>Charizard Charlie
>Salamence Sally
>Sceptile Grojira
I named my aerodactyl "Dem Wings" which was just a chuckle until you read them in play. Like "foe's earthquake does not effect Dem Wings" or "Dem Wings used stealth rock"
I named my Regice "RegiFilsAime"
>>22121622
I named my Aegislash Claymort, thought that was pretty clever.
>>22126473
cryji <3
>>22122713
Hope you don't mind me stealing those.
>>22126535
You can put Shellshocker now
Thanks char limit
rotom wash named anything related to washing machineslady 420
>>22128050
>not Rosie
Slimer.
>>22128050
> not Calgon
Not that it's terribly clever, but I made a team themed after Godzilla monsters, nicknamed accordingly.
Tyranitar - Godzilla
Hydreigon - Ghidorah
Bisharp - Jet Jaguar
Volcarona - Mothra
Aggron - MechaGodzila
Nidoking - Baragon
>>22125435
>>22127074
>Jontron
>Hindenburg
>Boarbecue
>Muttstache
>Torchimp
>Judo Kim
>Karate Karl
>PolarBeard
Likin' it
>>22124576
>Not BarBarkley
Also, "LOL, Punny"
>>22125678
Mine is Pennybags
My Reshiram and Zekrom are Jimny Lee and Billy Lee
I named my KlefkiTreble.
>>22126456
>not Elvis Parsley
A regice nace ice ice baby
EBOLA NIGGER
2ndAmendment
Too many keks to kount
>>22123529
>>22124989
>PeterSparker
>>22123009
>>22125612
>>22126456
>>22122051
>Not Brock-Lee
>>22129123
My favorites
Also damn, my shit is weak in comparison. I saw a Sableye named Gemineye though and I thought it was pretty clever.
Sceptile = Humbletwig
Duskull = Yog Sothoth
get on my level plebs
>>22122605
>not naming it IAmGroot
>>22126358
Glenn
Typhlosion - Balrog
Lucario Shiny - Goku
Hydreigon - Jabberwocky
Talonflame - Woodpecker
Aegislash - Excalibur
>>22121622
Dorothy
>>22121622
I name my CrobatJoeBatman
I also called my Blaziken Eamon cause I'm sick of FKC/Crispy chicken jokes
Honchkrow - Brandon
>>22124576
I suspect Conan is overused at this point so I'll call mineDave
>>22129839
>I also called my Blaziken Eamon cause I'm sick of FKC/Crispy chicken jokes
goddamnit I thought I was being original
>>22121967
Named mine Keklemon
>>22130271
>Calling Blaziken Fried Chicken related names is original
I bet you taught calling your electric mon Sparky, Jolt or Bolt was original to
>>22125621
would have been funnier if it was a girl
Nicknamed a Lunatone "MacTonight" once
Azura
>>22121622
pachirisu-sandy cheeks
weezing-Axe vice
lopunny-Mad Moxxi
dragonair-dovahnair
floette-MLGflowRp0wR
>>22122589
Anchor Arms
My shiny Slugma is named Fred Mercury
>>22121931
I like naming them Frostitute or Snowhoe , assuming you're going for a frosslass
>>22122605
friend of mine named it Evil Tree
>>22130446
>Snowhoe
>Not Snowjob
>>22126090
>I named him Darude
Looking back, I kinda hate myself for this.
I've got a hawlucha named My left knee.
Only people who follow pro wrasslin will get it though.
I've got a Hariyama named catcher's mitt and a doublade named check em.
Nick naming things has never been easy for me.
>>22129722
FAKKEN BOOLSHEET!
>>22130487
Why? That's amazing. No amount of internet may may will ever change that.
>>22126090
Aight most of these have been disappointing, but that is excellent.
>>22122589
what about SWAGpert?
>>22126361
>not daredevil
>L'Wren Scott for Golem
related to Rolling Stones, and also had suicidal tendences.
Do I win?
>>22131030
>>>/facebook/
Blaziken namedPollo Diablo
Heracross, Breloom, Chesnaught and Cacturne namedFeckOffBirds
>>22131302
>Sassy
I'll give you that one
>>22125311
DB IS DIS U?!
Lucy Fur
>>22130487
Dan please go home
This one's my favorite
>>22130436
Under rated pun
>>22131302
>Gay
How did you get that name through? I'd to call my Gallade Ghey Knight
>>22125764
Haha, love this. Chemistry major and I've been trying to think of a nickname for my Excadrill for awhile.
>>22121967
Named my Hitmontop "Top Kek". I think it suits a Kecleon better though
>>22125029
>he thinks Forseti is from Awakening
>Hydreigon
Pythagoras
>Sceptile
Sherwood
>Torkoal
Khazad
>>22133356
I actually don't. Are you implying that Forseti isn't in awakening?
In ORAS I've caught several Magikarp and given them all away on Wonder Trade all with the name "U owe me 500"
>>22130428
10/10
>>22121622
Salad Fingers
Miss Ile
>>22126882
Is Belloc from Indiana jones?
look ma i posted it again
>when you have so many ribbons you can't see them all
But what name would be better for a Pokémon fit for a king?
Mega blastoise named headcannon
>>22131571
10/10
>>22133722
also 10/10
Claude
>>22122605
>>22122713
>>22123009
>>22125612
>>22126535
>>22130746
>>22131414
>>22133506
>>22133711
Best imo tbh kek-worthy, may have missed a few
Best tier of mineSirHertzalot- ZapdosRockin' Robin- MegaDactylDJ ReptarTyrannitar
Meh tierRiposteAegislashEl PalomoHawluchaGaryEarly+MoHydreigon420PraiseItSolrock
I have a shiny Hydreigon named Molari Kurli
I keep Hyper Voice on him, because I imagine it goes something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGtMwU8wDmc
I once had a Starly that I used as a Cut and Fly HM slave.
His name was Chopper. Works on multiple levels.
>>22126303
Omfg that is glorious
>>22122605
Am I the only other person on /vp/ who knows who Hickok is?
>>22122605
I named mine spoopy tree.
I named my Excadrill Gurren and my Beedrill Lagann.
>>22122051
>clover-esque hands
>not Shamrock
Y'all niggas are dumb
>>22121967
I named mine "Kek-lel-on"
>>22122589
Marshmallow
>>22121622
Gnawty
>>22137927
>Mawile
>not pic related
>>22131571
pffffftahahahahahahaha
>>22122589
Named mine popeye
>>22130402
>no TES fans in here
>the obscure Katawa Shoujo meme gets 3 comments
Goddammit
>>22130746
Was gonna call mine CrimIntenta
some teams ive had in the past...
aquafresh
Yee
I like to name my TorterraGrasstoise
>>22130164
20/10
>>22138306
cringe thread is this way >>22134338
>>22126152
I got a Imposter Ditto that I namedMystique
>>22121967
fug
was texting my friend about kecleon today when I accidentally typed kekleon. he doesn't 4chan though and I caught myself before sending the text, but still
>>22130746Britt?
>>22133711
>fishurethat's what I called my swampert
Litwickerman
Phantump -NotTheBees
![332Cacturne[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5C7kvja.png "332Cacturne[1].png")
Prick
![600px-359Absol[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MGEz5nn.png "600px-359Absol[1].png")
Miss Fortune
>>22133420
underrated post right here
Ludicolo - Mexiquack
Female Ferrothorn - Barbie
Swellow - Manny Peckiao
Gengar - Boojangles
Sandslash - Slash Gordon
DigimonorDLC
Also, Mega Glaile namedKek-Man
>>22140675
My porygon-2 is called Dr. Chapatin
rip in pieces bolaños
Caught a male Maractus
Named itCuban PeteChik chickiboom chik chikiboom
>>22122605
>not naming yours Late Deku
>>22138451hook em
Chimchar named King Louie.
The fire was in his ass all along.
>>22142831this is funny
>>22121967
I named it Topkec..
>>22125108
>not DNayy
hexcaliboor
don't even have to say which mon
I always seem to name my Torterra "Atlas"
Then again it isn't really a witty name as much as its fitting.
