Post your favorite Pokemon here. Mine is pic related.
>>21597103
I feel sorry for you anon
Okay.
>>21597103
Slugfucker fan?
>>21597155
Non-asshole Brony here, it's not.
>>21597103
Its a shame rain isn't permanent anymore.
If it got bulk up it'd be a pretty neat addition, but it doesn't.
Also obligatory >no recover
>>21597155
thats every thread
>>21597213
But the one I'm the picture is classified as male by Gamefreak
Best Starter. Fuck Cancerflame.
I wonder how many people either reported or almost reported this thread on instinct
>>21597125
Please. Don't. Invoke. Him.
>>21597103
BTW, I don't know why you people hate Goodra. I don't know if I like it for being a long awaited Dragon monotype Fully Evolved Pokemon or for its surprisingly non-edgy design.
>>21597103
It's a shame that the psuedo for this gen sucks so much.
At least it looks cute.
>>21597398
People mainly hate Goodra mainly because everyone loved Goomy and Sliggoo and felt Goodra fucked up the evo line.
>>21597400
It doesn't suck. It can tank hits all day.
I like her too, OP.
>>21597433
With me it's completely the opposite thing.
>>21597391
I used to but not anymore. I filtered all the Goodra bullshit weeks ago, so now I actually take the time to read posts.
>>21597444
Yeah, but the problem with Goodra is no recovery not to mention low physical defense in a mostly physical metagame.
The ultimate bro
>>21597433
Also Goodra is ugly as sin.
It is not what a Pseudo Legend should be at all.
>>21597444
It doesn't fare too well against physical attacks, and mono-Dragon is a poor defensive typing.
>>21597103
I love Charizard.
>>21597444
No kidding, mine can resist up to three Ice Beams and then pose.
>>21597483
While I do think it's cute in some fanart, I can't stand it's ingame model.
The thing that really does it for me is that fucking smile. I can't really explain it, but just that smile on its face just drives me away from it.
>>21597103
>you get hatred because slugfucker
I feel bad, Anon
Anywho, heres mine
>>21597544
What could have been.
>>21597103
You're quite courageous. Shame /vp/ will never get over that spammer.
Best couple in pokémon reporting in
>>21597556
yeah but then we'd get another mean looking thing. Goodra was a nice change for Pseudo's
>>21597572
We already have Dragonite.
>>21597544
The smile, as well as the eyes, make it a fundamentally different kind of cute from Goomy and Sligoo. Those two were silly and goofy, while their evolution looks huggable and kind. Both are cute, but the ideas behind them are different. If Good.ra was more silly-looking, I would be much more fine with it.It was so fucking hard to post this with the system thinking my post was spam.
>>21597609
I know right. There's nothing wrong with wanting a pokémon you find cute to be a girl. Shame that spammer blew it out of proportion
>>21597587
Yeah but... I don't know. Dragonite doesn't seem as tame as Good.ra.
>>21597626
>TFW thanks to the slugfucker you can't even have the words "Goodra" and "cute" in the same post
T-thanks sluggy.
Best designed Pokemon.
>>21597662
>dedenne used fairy wind
Enjoy your shitmon
Oops, I ment Lugia is my fav pokemon. I FUCKING LOVE LUGIA WHY CAN'T I BE A LUGIA.
>>21597687
>inb4 Bui
>>21597626She's ok
>>21597556
2edgy58me.
>>21597662
Is this another guy who killed a bunch of people while I deepthroated a strangers cock?
>>21597687
Shame its a fatass.
>>21597712
That image doesn't make sense.
Gen VI was super good to Kecleon with Protean, PUP, and Shadow Sneak. He's super fun to use now
>>21597725
No, that is actually my mugshot. And Lugias belly just makes him look all the more beautiful.
Lord of the sea my nigga.
>>21597748
The amount of dedication this guy has to a fictional creature is really starting to scare me.
In fact, this guy is really starting to remind me of the Zodiac Killer in the San Francisco Bay area during the late 60s. Both leave signatures (Zodiac: Crossed circle. Goofag: Dots to evade spam filter), both cite bullshit claims (Zodiac: Continued to claim that he had killed tens of people. Goofag: Continues to claim it's impervious to being a boy), both frequently taunt who they're targeting (Zodiac: Constantly taunted police about not finding him. Goofag: Constantly taunts /vp/ about being in denial) and both have evaded being found (Both cases: Each time a suspect was found, we couldn't find a definitive link that identified them as the culprit).
Maybe I'm reading too deep into this, but it's just a thought I've had recently.
>>21597878
oh fuck
>>21597626
>thanks to one fag you cant want a qt chubby waifu or your post gets baleeted and you get banned
Feels bad man, i dont even want a female normal goodra, i want the gijinka version
>>21597748
>pointing out the janitors corruption. See pic related.
I don't follow.
>>21597878
Yeah. But you know. The zodiac killer eventually stopped but was never brought to justice. Feels bad but oh well as long as he stops we're fine
>>21597916
There may be hope yet that one day he will stop.
>>21597903
>YFW after Zodiac stopped killing, he settled down and had some kids
>YFW one of these kids was into Pokemon
>YFW son of Zodiac is slugfucker
>>21597936
That's bullshit but I'll believe it.
>>21597908
Look at all the deleted threads and that same night only three bans were given. The janitor is obviously trying to save face.
>>21597936
That can't be. He would be either 20-30 years old.Oh who am I kidding that's the average age for this board. I'm capping this shit. There are just too many links
>>21597878
I would kill anyone to become a Lugia, even my own grandmother. Just to be free of my flesh prison and swim under the sea all day having hot underwater sex with other Lugias. And if anyone fucks with me I can flood New Orleans again with one flap of my wings. I would kill 56 children to be a lugia.
>>21597878
Wait a second. There was a killer on /b/. You may be on to something.
>>21597972
Please post the cap this info must be known.
>>21597999
Trips confirm that slugfucker may be a killer.
>>21598014
Hold up. Did you all image the slugfucker to look like something like pic related. Because if you did. God help us
>>21597433
justlike how everyone hates dragonite right?
>>21598001
Here you go
>>21598025
I imagined him chubbier with curly hair and a beard, however the creepy pedo face fits well.
>>21597678
>weaknesses
every
single
time
>>21598025
No. Of the two suspects we have, one has short peach fuzz kind hair and wire-rim glasses, and the other looks chubby with a beard.
>>21598037
Thank you
>>21597398
I don't really hate any pokemon, but I dislike Goodra because not only it completely ruined its evolutionary line, as >>21597433 said, but also is ugly as fuck.
And as much as I don't want to think about it this way, Goodra kind of seems to have been made specifically to cater to certain fetishes.
>>21598056
No prob.
>>21598041
We never expanded on that.
>>21597122
Fuck yeah Smiley!!!
Now why would they delete this post? Is it because it's the truth?
>>21598087
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>21598087
I have no idea, unless we have discovered a prophecy of some sort.
>>21598087The mods are actually ZoomHe doesn't want us interfering with his origin
>>21598075
>Neither look like what witnesses described Zodiac to looked like
So that's ruled out. But damn, for some reason the cases still line up.
>>21598087
>>21598087
>>21598098
>>21598100
OH FUCK. I remember. The slugfucker said he botnets. If he is lurking right now. HE SEES OUR IP ADDRESSES
>>21598108
Maybe he looks like his mother.
>>21598115
I'm sure he lives far away from me.
>>21598087
holy fuck
someone needs to cap this thread before the mods get rid of it
