ITT: Animals/things that should be Pokémon
>Flea Pokemon
>Model is basically a tiny hopping dot
>100+ speed, garbage in every other stat
>Ability gives it permanent +2 Evade
You know you want hallucigenia
>>20619972
>Talonflame used Aerial Ace!
>>20619929
Mosquito
hermit crab
sasquach
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7dx2CUMtZ-0
>>20619929
We need a secretary bird -> terror bird line
also water/dark or ghost gulper eel.
>that filename
You ain't fooling anybody this time.
>>20619929
speedy rock/ice physical attacker when
What would its stats be?
>>20620122
physical version of blissey?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA
>>20620122
Like 5/5/5/5/5/5 because you cant see it
>>20620019
I love you. I love your thoughts. You'd better lock your house good and proper, cause i might go yandere for you.<3
>>20619978
You are teleported to the bottom of the ocean in the Cambrian period (also given the ability to breath underwater).
How freaked out would you get?
>>20621087
With the oxygen levels at the time?
Id be over the not so craterous moon
>>20621110
You know what I mean. Don't have to act all no fun allowed.
>>20621121
Nah, i would love it, i would love to kick the ass of the various invertebrates inhabiting the ocean. And id probably carve a human dick somewhere. But this os getting off topic. I would be happy. And i would be a souce of extinction with all the derived bacteria i bring with me! HAHA fuck you nature, and eventualy me! Woot paradox!
ur mom
>>20620000
>Using Aerial Ace
kek
>>20621194
How dare you mock quads
>pleb
We need a real Anglerfish pokemon. None of that Lanturn dolphin porpoise with anglers bullshit. One that actually has the right gender differences too. I want to see a disgusting Anglerfish Pokemon.
Blobfish would also be cool. We need more disgusting deep sea creatures.
None of that cutesy dolphin bullshit.
Goblin Shark
>>20621233
Lion fish
Long Crested Eagle
Staraptor has a cool pompadour but no bird has something from the back (Outside of Braviary)
>>20621233
Just be careful what you wish for... You are aware you are asking JAPAN to create hideous sea monsters... Right?
>>20621251
>more mons for a kaiju team
yes
>>20621087
This is why I want a evil team that makes a time travel device to capture pokemon unknown to the modern world or something. You would jump from like Carboniferous with a bunch of bug and water types, Ice age with ice types, Devonisn with water and Mesozoic with a Spinosaurus dragon-something line. Maybe all the fossil pokemon could get origin forms too
>>20621031
psyduck/golduck
>tfw there will never be a dog pokemon
We need a Monkey Trio that's based on the Three Wise Monkeys (Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil).
Mizaru (See No Evil) gets Hustle because of accuracy loss. Normal/Dark.
Kikazaru (Hear No Evil) gets Soundproof for obvious reasons. Normal/Fighting.
Iwazaru (Speak No Evil) gets Telepathy since it would talk with its mind instead of its mouth. Normal/Psychic.
>>20621316
>there will never be a monkey pokemon
Why live?
>>20621323
>Pan and Simi trio bro
I know they're unmemorable but did you seriously not notice what they were based off of?
>>20621316
wut
>>20621486
>implying hurrdurr isn't a fakemon
>>20621486
that's fake
>>20620009
dwebble is a great hermit crab
>>20620009
>hermit crab
Crustle
>sasquatch
Slaking
>>20619978
velvet worm pokemon mite b cool
>>20621539
>>sasquatch
>Slaking
shut up and quit being a shithead, you know what he means
>>20621065
So its ability would be like an insta 4 stack of minimize.
Fuck animal based pokemon. We need an obelisk pokemon.
Chair pokemon based on peewee's playhouse. More food. More aquatic pokemon without water typing. A water/fire flamingo w Levitate
Give me a genuine Siberian Tiger. Make it ice/ground, make it fast and a physical attacker.
Water/steel
>>20621062
Yes. I want a slime that isn't waste or inherently gross. Just a water type or something maybe. Even mud is fine
Pokemon needs more tropical birds. Something that isn't just another generic normal/flying hawk-based regional bird.
I've yet to see a Narwhal Pokémon. Can't think of a good typing and moveset, though.
>>20622730
Could work as a Dewgong mega.
>>20622558
Fuck of parrot
We absolutely need an alpaca pokemon!
>>20623165
Arceus is kind of an alpaca.
>>20619978
I'd really love a pokemon game filled with fossil pokemon, like a whole region being a jurassic park.
It might be more suited for a spin off than for a main series game though.
>>20623174
Absolutely not, Arceus is too edgy and ominous looking. Real alpaca should be cute and fluffy...like mareep, but without evolving into fabulous dinosaur
>>20623201
How is Arceus edgy?
>>20623217
I mean angular edgy, sharp spike on head, whole body being quite sharp...while alpacas are fluffy, round and sweet... you want to hug alpca... while arceus...you want to beg him for mercy
Why not?
>>20621233
Goddamn. You are right as a motherfucker. Would they evolve by a male and female fusing?
>>20621486
That's just a drawing of a regular dog. They're talking about a Pokemon that's based off of one and doesn't have an utterly retarded name. Good Lord GameFreak! Why?! Why?!?!
>>20621913
This.
Can we also make the female a snow leopard?
>>20623310
I want this.
>>20623279
Hell yeah. I thought the male could have Wonder Guard and be like a guardian angel that looks like a nasty motherfucker. The female could be Water Dark or something while looking like you guessed. A nasty motherfucker. We need some more damn nasty motherfucking pokemon.
>>20623360
Those are some kick ass ideas.
And you're damn straight we do.
>>20622909
The fuck did you just fucking say to me? You wanna fucking go, m8?
>>20622558
>tfw no pokemon based on a firebird
>>20620996
Good Ground/Bug when?
>>20624035
>>20624174
also access to all fang moves and powertrick
>>20619929
Jesus anon how could you forget about best mon?
>>20624035
now!
>>20624035
>Earthworm that evolves into a massive Sarlacc type monster
yes please
>>20624035
>>20624174
>>20624193
>>20624246
Branch evo into this.
>>20624268
>Sarlacc
Do you even B-Movie?
>>20624287
>Do you even B-Movie?
No, what is that pic
bug/ground camel spider
fairy/flying superb bird of paradise/peacock
bug/ice yeti crab
bug/fire fire ant
bug/dark cockroach
dragon/flying gliding lizard
dragon/poison komodo dragon
>>20624316They're from Tremors
>>20624246
>>20624268
makes me think of this
I think it was intended to be ground - ground/dragon though
![jurassic_park_dilophosaurus[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2EfnUA9.jpg "jurassic_park_dilophosaurus[1].jpg")
>>20619929
Dilophosaurus/Spitting Cobra/Raptor
Dragon/Poison
The male resembles the Dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park in that it has fins behind it's face that it can flex for intimidation and courting (maybe they change colors too).
The female looks more like a traditional Jurassic Park Raptor.
Give that shit Gunk Shot and Dragon Rush with No Guard and I would be a happy camper.
>>20622730
Water/Ice
Horn Drill
Drill Run
Icicle Crash
Sacred Sword
More sharp and pointy shit.
>>20624401
I always thought of this more as a rock/poison fossilmon
One day.
>>20624401
Give the male Intimidate, give the female something else.
Water/fighting, maybe.
Voodoo gris-gris.
You know that shit would be awesome.
Ghost-Fairy type
Absolutely horrible attack and special attack
>First mon is prayer beads and feathers with a prominent mask shaped bead
>Second requires leveling up with sub-50 friendship, and is a human shaped doll with the same mask
>Third requires a dusk stone, and is the mask itself, all floaty and glowy and shit.
>Choice between two signature abilities
>One will halve curse self inflict damage
>The other will increase Bide damage by 1.5x
>>20624343
The sequels right?
Never seen any of them.
Is there a rhinoceros pokemon? Rhydon sort of is, I guess, but I was thinking something a bit more obvious.
Mega Relicanth, or an evolution.
This guy could be a legendary that you have to track down in a huge hedge maze dungeon. Sorta like Emerald's Mew.
>>20624457
The Shreiker was from the second one.
>>20619929
Blue Dragon Nudibranch.
Its a blue sea slug and I want it to some day be a legendary, although it's tiny irl.
Although I doubt it will ever become existent in pokemon franchise,there's not many times where GF bases a pokemon off a not-so well known animal.
>>20620019
>>20621085
And I love you both. Seriously, GF needs to do that.
Also, a based Andrewsarchus.
Rock/Ghost tertiary fossil?
>>20624449
>Signature move: Immolate
>It suicides, and inflicts a curse that can't be removed
>The curse also drops every stat by one stage every turn
How about a zombie priest? (We have no zombie pokemon, this could be the firs)
Dark/Poison
Ability: Healer/Analytic/Magic Guard
Item: Black Sludge/Life Orb
Stats: 101/40/70/120/130/50
Some Moves:
Heal Bell
Dark Pulse
Calm Mind
Nasty Plot
Sludge Wave
Cosmic Power
Recover
Psychic
Amnesia
Bestow
Wish
Haze
Refresh
Switcheroo
etc
could be gud
I want a ghost/electric or fairy/electric based on ball lightning.
>>20624628
Rotom. Rotom is the pokemon you want.
>>20624605
>Krickitune
But no, I agree. Krikitune was a fucking excuse for a pokemon.
>>20624449
>>20624567
>First form is named Houvou
>It's two charms, one with a mask and the other with a dream catcher, with red and blue feathers
>If it levels up with maxed friendship, it evolves into a dreamcatcher wand named Vouvai
>If it levels up with sub 10 friendship, it evolves into a doll named Horha.
>After evolving, Vouvai will be holding the mask charm, and Horha will be holding the dreamcatcher charm
>Bad Luck Charm will lock the random number in damage calculation at the lowest
>Good Luck Charm will lock it at the highest
>Shiny Stone evolves Vouvai into Varrilidoo
>Dusk Stone evolves Horha into Hahoun
>Vouvai/Varrilidoo is Fairy/Psychic
>Horha/Hahoun is Fairy/Ghost
I don't know why we didn't get a roach pokemon in unova
>>20624635
Rotom's a poltergeist
>>20624547
Fucking love it, plus that type...
>>20624665
We have enough beetles.
>>20623969
>Rattata
>Solenodon
him
>>20623969
Because rats and solenodons are the same, and because rats have poisonous spurs....
>>20624869
Please kill self
Orchid Mantis. Bug, maybe Bug/Fairy. The shiny would be pastel blue.
>>20624419
>Fairy/Flying
>gives buffs to grass types, like Florges, but has far more offense and a very high speed stat
>>20631217
Honestly I just want a orchid mantis leavanny mega.
>>20631309
That would be pretty awesome, actually.
>>20624752
Roaches aren't beetles, you boob.Also beetles account for 25% of all real world species, there can never be enough beetles
>>20619929
Dunkleosteus fossil mon when?
>>20619929
Theres a Praying Mantis that turns black after a Forest Fire.
Scyther needs a bug/fire Evo
Stoopid speed/special attack plz
>>20621065
>implying it wouldn't evolve into something super bad ass
>>20620122
110/65/75/125/85/30
Psychic type
Also, play with the alternate name of water bear, and give it a teddy bear shape. Magic guard/overcoat would be perfect abilities, and regenerator would be a hidden ability. Maybe make some prevos based on cells.
>>20624475
I could see it evolving with Ancient Power like Yanmega and the likes.
>>20620122
Lardigrand
Giant Bear PKMN
Normal
200/10/130/10/130/10
Ability: Extremophile - Immune to Poison, Burn, and Freeze
Rest
Endure
Protect
Defense Curl
Stockpile
Swallow
etc.
Basically the idea is that it can't ever do anything actually threatening or even supportive (no baton pass), it just sits there and never dies, kind of like an actual water bear. Just a big fat HP sponge more than an actual member of your team.
>>20624721
and a fucking ball of plasma
>>20631827
And Pulseman
And a WWII Gremlin
Really, it's kind of a clusterfuck of inspirations.
>>20631558
>hurr hurr i think reuniclus is a tardigrade based on literally no evidence
>>20621576
That thing is what I'm most hyped about in Sage. Many of my favorite Pokémon are golem-like or otherwise mysterious (it's kind of hard to explain; Regis, Golurk, Claydol, Gigalith, etc). Before I saw that I was thinking of an obelisk Pokémon that had stone tablets as a prevo.
>>20631747
That sounds great.
>>20622730
Water fairy
Since they're like.. mysterious and magestic.
>>20631397
Not the anon you're replying to, but I bet the thinks roaches are long horned beetles...
>>20621576
>>20632038
>Stone tablet -> Monolith -> Stonehenge evo line
Shitty artist's conception related
>>20632691
I came.
Please
>>20631217
>>20631309
>>20624475
>>20624419
>>20622558
>>20621576
>>20621031
>>20619929
sage has you covered
>>20619972
>garbage in every other stat
Have you ever tried to physically kill a flea before? Fuckers have huge defense
Bumpan
>>20635421
>Hatches with Bug Bite and Bounce at level 1.
>>20635421
It should have garbage defense and special defenseBut its ability reduces all contact damage by 90%
I can't believe they haven't done this one yet.
Gastrodon counts as a sea slug, but I would like one closer to this.
I also really liked the original idea for Hydreigon, it being a cyborg dragon tank.
>>20638195
You mean Kyogre?
Bug/Dark anyone?
seriously when are we gonna see a mudskip pokemon? they are like an evolutionary relic. A fish with legs!
>>20638509
...
>>20638509
>What is mudkip?
>>20638478
Man, I wanted Sableye to evolve into something like that. The big claws in its face are perfect for shoveling jewels into its mouth.
>>20638509
I think you mean Lungfish
>>20631431
see
>>20624475
Relicanth is as close as we're gonna get.
Water/Dark or Water/Fairy Dolphin Pokemon
Dex entries talk about how, although it looks, and acts nice and friendly, it can be very aggressive. it has what appears to be a prehensile secondary nose on its underside.
includes subtle references to the fact that the animals are masturbatory serial rapists in real life.
with moves such
Seed Bomb, Bullet Seed, Egg Bomb, String Shot, Charm, sweet kiss, growth, harden, play nice, work up, etc
>>20638128
Wait. I really can't tell if this post is sarcastic. Have there been any fly Pokemon? Like, a 'clearly-inspired by a simple fly' pokemon? Not Yanmega or Beautifly or shit like that.
I don't think there has been. Holy shit, how did Game Freak overlook this? I am honestly amazed and kind of upset right now.
And you can't say it's because flies are seen as too insignificant to turn into a Pokemon. I can think of plenty of examples of flies being used for inspiration for powerful or monstrous creatures, both in modern fictional media and in myth.
>captcha: ofullegi plague
>>20624665
>>20624752
>>20632365
Beetles is the order Coleoptera.
Roaches is Blattodea.
>>20631397
is absolutely right.
Also I want a bumblebee! Combee is not one.
>>20624401
i thought thats what heliolisk was based on
>>20624466
rhyhorn
An actual ape pokemon would be nice.
>>20621293
>Duck
Don't know who you're trying to fool
I regret nothing
>>20621486
Whoever that artist is really got their drawing of their dog in a pokemon style down, fake as fuck though.
>>20639527
Slaking
>>20639606
Braixen
>>20631747
the toxic stalls would be wonderful.
>>20639691
>Implying Slaking isn't foremost a sloth
>implying Braxien is a robot
>>20639722
Slaking is obviously based of an ape. Just because he evolved from a sloth does not mean he is a sloth. Octillery is not a fish for that reason.
>>20639802
Well I guess that makes Mightyena a wolf then huh?
>>20639837
...Yes?
It's obviously a wolf.
Just because Zigzagoon is a Racoon, doesn't mean that Linoone isn't a ferret.
>>20639837
>>20639858
>Mightyena
>Wolf
its a Hyena
>>20638809
>smartest creatures on earth
>literally anything but water/psychic
>>20622842
Seel (Water) to Dewgong (Water/Ice) to ??? (Ice/Fairy)
3rd evo would have a lengthened horn (unicorn-esque)
The reasoning behind it would be the Dewgong evo living in conditions where there would be no contact with liquid water, with some isolated location to explain the Fiary typing, i.e. mystical or something
As long as the evolution doesn't look like shit I can't see anyone missing Dewgong or its typing
>>20631881
bulbapedo said so. so it must be true.
>>20638478
still waiting for cockroach pokemon
red panda - fire/normal hm slave for next gen
>>20639759
slaking is clearly a gorilla
>still no cat pokemon
>>20639722
>implying it learns TM moves
>>20641872
gr8 b8 m8 r8ed 8/8
>>20638563
An axolotl
>>20639973
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS-mcZwqTYQ
>>20639896
>pokemon can't be based on 2 things
>>20642667
Was meant for
>>20638809
Bandicoot.
>>20640440
Not even bulbapedo, one of the original designers of the reuniclus line
>>20624035
I'll fuck you up
>>20624614
>We have no zombie pokemon
>>20621260
I want Pacific Rim to leave
>>20623301
>>20641385
it's a white gorilla, we want a darker gorilla.
>>20645028
Fuck yeah Guiron, most brutal Kaiju ever. If there was a Guiron Pokemon I would never not use it.
I know we already have Voltorb and Foongus, but I've still always wanted a classic RPG treasure chest mimic. Maybe make it a Rotom style one-time encounter in some forgotten castle basement, and have its Pokedex entry talk about how it's been considered extinct since people started storing their items in pokeballs.
>>20648446
that one is ugly, this one is better
>>20620000
>sacrificing bravest bird for a flea shitmon
lol nice quads faggot
>>20619929
Dem Jewfishes
>>20620009
>hermit crab
Dwebble
>>20621031
Golduck, in part
>>20621062
grimer, ditto
>>20621065
>not knowing tardigrades
>>20621233
>wahhh, but I don't like that one
I want a less cutesy angler fish too but this isn't the right thread
>blobfish
Confirmed for thinking that one fucking picture is what blobfish look like
>>20621323
Don't know if b8, but elemental monkeys
>>20622458
>but I don't like it!
>>20623174
It's far too ambiguous to be called an alpaca
>>20624638
>implying crickets are grasshoppers
>>20638563
>what is an axolotl
>>20639691
It's a sloth
>>20644699
That's not a zombie. It's a cordycep controlling a cicada
>>20642654
>>20648753
Pokemon can be based on more than one animal.
>>20648753
>slaking is a sloth
Confirmed for total fucking moron, Slaking is clearly an ape of some sort.
I love manticores, I was disappointed that litleo didn't become one.
>>20649283
There's hope for a new Poison/Flying badass in the future. Not that Crobat needs the competition but Litleo would have made a great Fire/Poison type with levitate.
>>20649283
What a shit manticore, doesn't even have a human head.
>>20649325
imagine that as a pokemon though...just imagine...
>>20649349
>>20649325
>>20621260
Oh cool, you're a spectrobes fan too
>>20619929
Just give us a Dragon Eevee and Dolphin starter
>>20619929
>filename
I see you.
>>20649283
This would be his baby form
Renamon
he can be a Ghost/Fighting
I'm fucking sick of lucario's Egyptian ass
>>20652281
Fighting furfaggotry with furfaggotry?
Ribbon Eel
>>20652281
Can we also finally have a flying horse
the new region would be more roman/greek theme
>Water/Fighting
C'mon GF...
>>20638384
Kyogere is based on an orca.
>>20639199
It's based on a bearded dragon. >>20624401 is just a movie dinosaur since the real Dilphosaurus had no frill.
>>20654532
A nightfury.
>>20652629
mega rapidash
Fire/fairy or Fire/flying when
>Popular RPG series
>took them years to make a regular tree
>NO SKELETON or zombie
>>20654729
Anon you know skeletons are entirely too scary for a christian children's game
>>20654729
A Fighting/Ghost skeleton warrior would be cool
>>20654729</3
>>20654729
Why would this be in a Pokemon game? It doesn't even look like a Pokemon. It's literally just a skeleton. It looks exactly like my mom's skeleton. 0/10 originality, design, and execution.
>>20654757
>christian children's game
>tons of my friends had their games and other Pokemon merch burned when the church thought it was satanic worship in the form of cute Japanese cock fighting
>my parents were actual adults and didn't freak out about a video game
>>20654779
Not a whole skeleton just a skull, still love duskull though.
>>20654789
Oh I remember that shit, also happened with DBZ and Yu-Gi-OH! back in the day, or you can go even WAY back when Smurfs, Transformers and Batman were also "satanic".
>>20620084
A ice/dragon counterpart to tyrantrum might be cool
>>20652059
Yes please
>>20654532
I think you mean frilled lizard, the bearded dragon bears minimal resemblance to heliolisk.
And here's my two cents on the dilophosaurus thing; I believe it's entirely plausible they took some inspiration from Jurassic Park given that it's bipedal and has crests over its eyes. Unlikely but not impossible.
Fire/Grass Wickerman
Ice/Normal Siberian Tiger
Ice/Steel Valkyrie
And one of these
Bug/Fighting Boxer Mantis when?
>>20638195
You mean Tankdramon?
Gryphons Damn it
You know you want ig
>>20658360
it*
A non bug knight pokemon would be nice
