No Gardevoir thread?
Shame on you /vp/.
>h-here I go!
>>20592845
have some chubby legs gardevoir
>>20592845
>>20593392
Here have some more
>>20593434
>>20593392
this is now a fat gardevoir thread
>>20593449
Stop that. Disgusting. The Queen should never be tainted in that vile manner.
>>20593449
This is like the first thread on /vp/ I've seen and I already have a home
Incoming dump
>>20594089
I never thought I'd ever hide a Gardevoir thread.
>>20594111
>>20594149
>>20594171
>>20594193
>>20594220
>>20594234
>>20594250
It's incredible to see people with this amount of passion to recreate an image of a pocket monster in their unhealthy fetish.
>>20594272
>>20594293
I know, we're so lucky.
>>20594297
>>20594293
Isn't it crazy?
I'm surprised I even have this many
>>20594318
>>20594318
Don't put your arms there, Gardevoir! They'll be stuck forever!
>>20594333
And now for something in a slightly more-different vein
>>20594398
>>20594416
>>20594427
Whoever you are, PROCEED
>>20594427
Here ends the cringe-inducing overly rounded journey.
Return to enjoying your bridefu in peace, fellow green-hair fuckers.
>oh nice! Gardevoir thread
>starts to scroll down
>see pictures
>kk.
>keep scrolling down for hope
>nope, all is vain
>mfw
>>20594758
Gengar pls
>>20594293
>>20594555
TFW i made two people hide a thread that would perfectly appeal to them now.
>>20594798
I know this is overly faggy, but i am imagining that gardevoir traces gengars levitate so they can fly around together, like superman and generic female.
>>20594902
Hey, I helped with the dump!
Speaking of which, here's one I missed
>>20594981
Thanks for that, fat gardebro, You even had a bunch of pics i've never seen before.
>>20595054
If you've got any I don't I'd love to have 'em!
>>20593392
I like girls with chubby legs but not fat. Please, more chubby legs like this?
>>20594902
I was waiting for the good parts to come, I'm a patient man. My Gardevoir folder is kinda lacking so I was hoping on some better images.
>>20595253
>tfw I found this while slogging through the hell that is deviantart
>neglected to save it
thanks anon
MEGA GARDEVOIR ISN'T FAT YOU DUMB FUCKING DICKSUCKERS IT'S A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WEDDING GOWN PROTECTING HER BEAUTIFUL SLENDER LEGS FROM YOU DISGUSTING FAT BRONY AND FURFAGS AND YOUR DISGUSTING FAT IMAGINATION I BET YOU HAVE SMALL DICKS AND LIKE TO IMAGINE A PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL POKEMON INTO YOUR DISGUSTING FETISH
>>20595542
Are you kidding?
She's a cow with hips for days
>>20595542
shame everyone wants to fuk Gardevoir but no one wants to read her a bedtime story
>>20595674
>not reading her a bedtime story while you fornicate with her
>not reading her a particularly lewd bedtime story to get her going
>not reading her a cozy and comfy story after the fact as you drift asleep half way through the second page
>>20595690
>being actually insane and age bing Gardevoir is alive and living with her in an imaginary world
>yes
>>20595542
lmfao
>>20595744
>imblying Gardevoir was never real and we actually fuck our pikachus instead
>>20594601
>sirnight
>>20595542
I would post more fattyvoir just for you but i ran out.
More Gallade and male Gardevoir?
>>20597800
>With breasts
>>20596965
why is the french one's foot backwards?
why is the american one at a reasonable weight?
>>20597987
fuck, meant to quote
>>20597800
Gardevoir used EARTHQUAKE!
>>20599582
With how fat the gardes in this threads are, I wouldn't doubt it.
>>20597930
is that... yogurt?
>>20594798
Isn't Gengar supposed to be shorter than the Gardevoir?
>>20593434
>>20594111
>>20594220
>Oversized hips: The thread, the movie, the experience.
>>20594111
>posting the non-futa one
Anon, pls.
I can dump my entire folder if you want, but this is one of my personal favorites.
>>20605957
go for it
>>20605974
Alrighty then
>>20605986
so I need HA telepathy.. anyone,
>>20605996
>>20606005
I can help you with that. I'm also the dude posting pictures, so I guess I can do two things at once.
>>20606067
>>20606005
Forgot to put my friend code/mii in my previous post, but I got it now. Go online and I'll trade you an HA Kirlia.
>>20606097
>>20595674
>>20595690
>>20595744
>>20595790
>wanting to fuck something that you'd only disappoint when it realizes you two can't have kids
At least get, for example, a Lopunny and a Trevenant in case the thought ever crosses its mind.
>>20606097
nm got it in safari
>>20606109
>>20606123
Well, one way to look at that is that you never need to use safety since you can't have kids anyway..? I can see how it could get kinda depressing though.
>>20606156
>>20592845
I caught a Ralts in a love ball once.
>>20606123
>wanting little cancers that eat your money, destroy your shit, scream around all the time unless they sleep in an expensive ass bed you bought for them or eat expensive food you bought.
I recently started to train a gardevoir as a slave.
How should I go about her training?
(yes, it's a 'her', I checked)
>>20606168
>>20606174
That's pretty cool. My shiny Gardevoir was coincidentally born on Valentine's Day of all times.
>>20606206
>>20606203
what is this?
>>20606221
How come so many artists depict gardevoir as a short, somewhat obsessive and submissive type? I always imagine it as elegant,taller than the average human (or levitating because psychic type) somewhat arrogant but still very caring about it's trainer.
Contributing with the only SFW gardevoir pic I have.Actually I have two, but one is so edgy I'm embarrassed to post it
>>20606251
They usually portray it in situations not considered very dangerous, if dangerous at all.
In the dangerous situations, you bet your ass that Gardevoir's a BAMF.
>>20606259
>>20606251
Well, Gardevoir is only 5' 3 (according to the Pokedex), so she isn't as tall as you might think. When you really look at the heart of things, Gardevoir is basically just a loving and caring Pokemon that wants nothing but for her trainer to be happy, comfortable, and safe. I figure the loving aspect could turn into something lewd pretty easily, but for the most part Gardevoir seems like the kind of girl who'd be elegant and playfully childish at the same time.
>>20606271
You sure you want to see?
Seriously it's fucking edgy that I cut myself just by looking at it
>>20606231
Slave maker 3
gardevoir isn't available at the basic version, you need to dl slave pack 3 or 4
http://www.otakubell.com/smw/index.php/Downloading_Slavemaker
filehosts are your best options. i have version 3.3 (from august 2012)
http://www.otakubell.com/smw/index.php/V3:Characters
what chars in each pack. you can play with just the basic, but you won't have a large veriaty to choose from.
http://www.otakubell.com/smw/index.php/Main_Page
if you one of those guys that likes to know everthing about a game before you take even one step, but that kind of playing isn't fun imo
>>20606290
Yes.
>>20606262
Well, i'd just like to see some diversity in the not dangerous situations. Submissiveness becomes boring after a while.
>>20606290
I'm interested
>>20606123
>>20606156
Or more depressingly, she does get pregnant, but the incompatibility between humans and pokemon causes all of the births to be stillborn, leaving her a depressed husk of a pokemon who knows that while she can carry your child, her body will always reject it. And on the off chance the pregnancy comes to term, you'll be left with a possibly hideous pokemon/human hybrid.
>>20606285
>childish
I agree with everything you said, except for this.
Gardevoir is a species, anyways, not a single individual, so some of them could be childish, some could be mature and serious, some could be as small as the pokedex says they are and some could be six feet tall.and some could be thin and lean, some could be soft and curvy.diversity is great, i don't get why so few people embrace it.
>>20606285
>>20606290
Go for it, we've got nothing better to do anyways.
>>20606305
That's both depressing and terrifying to think about, thanks for that.
>>20606305
>>20606325
Which brings me back to my original point: Have some surrogates ready if you and your incompatible Pokelove want kids.
For human mother: Field or Human-like egg groups since those would likely be the egg groups humans would be in
For Garde mother: Something like a Reuniclus would do just fine
Well, here it is.
It was from a Gardevoir dress up flash on DA I found a while ago. Probably not as bad as I made i out to be but still.
>>20606324
>that spoilered bit
Made my night, thanks anon.
>>20606325
>>20606324
I get what you're saying; Pokemon are a lot like people in that they vary a lot in shape/personality despite being of the same species. I think the Pokedex is more of a generalization of a species than a dictionary definition for each one, so it would make sense for Gardevoirs to be taller/shorter than 5' 3 and have all kinds of personalities. I think being thin/curvy/soft is kind of a given for them though.
>>20606325
>>20606305
Oh god, I'm now imagining a broken gardevoir cradling a bad egg in a dark room while it hums lullabies on a rocking chair.
>>20606384
>>20606398
I can see that becoming a creepy/depressing fanfiction, although I probably wouldn't read it.
>>20606398
>>20606420
>Gardevoir slowlyor quicklyspiraling into madness
>Gardevoir hearing of Bill's experiment with the teleportation system
>Gardevoir forcing you to recreate it it with a compatible Pokemon
>>20606420
>>20606423
Well, I can see that getting terrifying real fast, especially since a Gardevoir could easily manipulate a human without even trying.
>>20606439
>>20606423
Or
>Gardevoir keep believing that the next attempt will be the one that produces a good egg
>Keeps trying, despite your insistence.
>She slowly begins to hate herself because of something she can't control, not realizing that the stillbirths are taking a toll on her body.
>This most likely ends with her killing herself, or deluding herself into thinking you're the problem and killing you. Best case scenario, she cripples you and vents out her desire to care for something on you ala Stephen King's Misery.
I have put way too much thought into this.
>>20606203
>>20606291
Holy shit, this is legit
>>20606454
>>20606456
>This most likely ends with her killing herself, or deluding herself into thinking you're the problem and killing you.
Holy shit anon, that's genuinely terrifying to imagine. You ought to write a full story based on that if you have the time, I can see it turning out pretty well. Stephen King is also my favorite author, brownie points for bringing him up.
>>20606370
DISSAPPOINTING
I reject yoour edgy and substitue it with my own. not gardevoir tough.
>>20606370
>no cuts on my hands
mildly edgy
>>20606398
>"Sweetie, I think you should let go of the egg. "
>"No! I know it'll hatch soon, I can feel it. Inside is our beautiful baby, all it needs is a little more love....
>Months pass.
>"Why isn't it hatching, isn't my love enough?..No.. I know, you don't love me enough,you regret being with a animal don't you? I know that's what you're thinking, don't deny it, you're thinking that lass could give you all the babies you want, all the babies this useless womb could never give you, WELL I WON'T LET YOU!
>>20606569
whatever happened to the warm and fuzziness
>>20606584
It's gone now, no hope, only yanderes now.
>>20606608
I apologize, I didn't read the yandere part properly.
Carry on!
>>20606510
>>20606569
Welp, this is my last image and funnily enough, it's the only one that I made. Anon, you should seriously make an actual story with that plot because those few lines are already interesting enough to form the basis of a good read.
>>20606584
Gardevoir is always warm and fuzzy. In that plot, the warmth and fuzziness gets a severe dose of craziness and desperation and you suddenly get a Gardevoir that both loves you and wants to seriously hurt you at the same time.
>>20606569
...more? pretty please?
Just curious, what part of gardevoir is fairy-esque? Is it the same thing that makes it childish like what >>20606285 stated?
>>20606624
supporting this anon's idea to make it into a real story
>>20606370
My Gardevoir is better
>>20606687
Well, Gardevoir's always been a Psychic-type until they tacked on Fairy. My best guess would be that it's because Gardevoir is like a guardian angel (being so protective/caring) and her angelic-ness combined with her mystical abilities and elegant appearance sorta make her a fairy? I'm kinda grasping at straws here.
>>20606687
>>20606650
>>20606569
>>20606510
Thanks for the positive reviews and I'll take them into consideration, but it's late now and I don't think I can spend the night writing a yandere fic. I might start on it in the morning and post it little by little here if the thread is still up.
>>20606696
Well that was fun
>>20606765
it's ok, will make do with edgy gardevoir pics. no need to cut ourselves on your fic
>>20594798
>>20604139
What is the connection here? Because of that one fan fighting game?
>>20606841
I think it's to do with the PMD rescue team story line.
>imblying that the desire to marry and have kids from Gardevoir is just too fucking autistic
>>20606907
Man, autists get all the good stuff.
>>20598003
Because America and France are shit
>>20606928
Looks like someone doesn't have any freedoms.
>>20606974
The precious freedom and liberty you cherish so much came from French ideas, from French Philosophers
You would be nothing without the French
Titties
>>20607022
Moar titties
>>20607025
Not especially expansive titties, but are nonetheless the hallowed milky gifts of God amen
>>20607033
Peace be with you brother
>>20607005
the person you queted's response was to a person who talked bad about france yknow
One freaky thing i keep thinking about is the fact that gardevoir is in the amorphous group. This implies that her body structure is radically different from that of a human, she might not even have bones, she might just be a human shaped jellyfish for all we know.
>>20607102
So long as it's a jellyfish with titties, I'm good
>>20607139
alright, let's say you wanna fuck her, but what if her puse is on her back? or how are you gonna grapple onto that ass while fucking if she got no bones Ayy lmao
>>20607156
If there is one thing that monster quest has tought me, is that if it has one pair of tits it is fuckable.
more than might get a 'nope'
>mfw everyone wants to fuck Gardevoir, but no one wants to play with her or know how she feels
>>20607236
In my books those are exactly tge same thing
its full of it in here
Bump for yandereanon
Can someone change the blank ball into a love ball?
Can Gardevoir speak human?
>>20606010
Would you buy your gardevoir a wedding dress is she like it a lot?
>>20610444
That would have implications relating to marriage .
>>20606305
Maybe she would get lucky and the child will be full human and in good health.
>>20606353
Tfw they added fairy type to gardevoir. still not in the human like egg group.
>>20606324
I could see more kirlia being childish just look at her in pokemon amie.
>>20606740
That's basically it. angel and fairies are 2 different tings in can still see why she is a fairy type. (ps is gallade a fairy type too?)
>>20610495
But anon what if she Really like it? Don't you want to see her happy?
>>20607236
I would want to play whit her and know how she feels. besides there are anon's that wants to make there gardevoir happy and fuck her.
>>20610843
>(ps is gallade a fairy type too?)
Nope, still Psy/Fight.
>you will never be able to protect Gardevoir's smile
>you will never lighten the burden of Gardevoir protecting yours
>>20610734
>>20610734
Or he could end up beingWally.
>>20611222
>mfw wally's mom was the yandere gardevoir all along.
>>20611222
Nah is gardevoir 's male so it could not be his mother.
>>20611222
>>20611320
>yfw Wally and his Gardevoir share the same mother
>>20611222
Trips confirm.
>>20611362
For some reason I could see this guy saying it.
>>20611362
No.
Just like all pokemons, a female human can only have human babys. Doesn't matter if she bangs with pokemons or humans.
>>20611574
>what is adoption
>>20611574
Maybe in the future they will do something to make the female pokemon give birth to the males species instead.
That's a good point and all, but I am still waiting for you to come over here and slap my dick with that glorified log of shit hanging out your ass until my titties alleviate their milk.
>>20611574
>>20611683
Oh. I posted in the wrong board sorry
>>20611536
>memegenerator
cool dude
>>20611068
I can't decide if this is beautiful of revolting. .
>>20607025
Artist? for research
>>20611752
Its cute.
>>20611752
It took me a solid ten seconds to realise that's meant to be a Gardevoir. That looks precisely like a pretty human bean with celery over her ears and a dinner plate lodged in her tits. But it's still cute.
>>20611068
This is adorable.
We need more mommyvoir.
>>20611068
Gotta do both sides of the coin.
Sad Gardevoir with trainer with Chansey/Audino and nurse Joy giving bad news
>>20612967
Are you going to do a good one too? maybe with her having a human son or something.
(ps art or story?)
>>20594932
That's adorable
Yandere anon here, going to start writing on the store.
>>20614518
*story
>>20614518
Second person style?
>>20614653
No, I don't have much experience writing in second person, so I think I'll stick to a style I'm used to.
>>20606203
Max out Charisma, Sensibility, Intelligence, Cooking, Conversation, and Joy.
Then have the best bro
>>20614812
What style is that? And what will be the name of the protagonist (trainer) or will he not be named (I would prefer that he is not name because we all have a different name for the trainer we have at the beginning but that's up to you)
>>20615208
What I've got so far.
>Nameless protag.
>First person writing.
>Protag has essentially left home after having his relationship rejected by his parents and has made a small home with him and his greenhair.
possible ideas
>The fact that the protag's mother cried about never having grandkids has stuck in the garde's head.
>>20615430
Putting a name on. And speaking of which, need one for our greenhair.
>>20615430
First person is like second person so I will like that. And the protagonist is nameless so I will like that too. Can't wait to see the finish product. (ps just a idea if they do end up having a child could it be a boy? Just to mix things up. A ralts human hybrid boy would be cute. especially whit the fact that ralts and gallade looks more like a male than a female.
>>20615558
need help for naming the gardevoir and the title of the story?
>>20615579
I want to go with my original idea, which will cause her descent into madness.
>>20615607
Just the gardevoir
>>20615022
>thumbnail
why would you do this
>>20615655
Ok I am not very good at nicknames but I can try:
Lily
Tulip
Lucia
Kirliana
Juliet
>>20606174
>Love Ball
Ha! Nice!!!
>>20615655
>>20615777
Found other names:
Angel
Tatinia
Faith
Morgana
Gaze
Violet
Alma
purity
>>20615777
>>20616102
Alright, I'm planning on taking this plot a bit slow, but this is what I have so far.
http://mibpaste.com/xhSdfX
>>20597862
>>20615655
Where are you going to put that story? do you have a link to the site?
>>20616829
I have no idea, I've never really put my writing online. I could just post it here and have someone screencap it.
>>20606584
Ebin crappy pasta from edgy little faggots happened.
>>20616809
pretty good keep going.
Only non lewd i have is this.should i post some of the others?
>>20616868
you could go on pastebin.com most people put there stories on that site. I think there is also a writing thread on /vp/ but I am not sure.
>>20616906
European gardevoir looks good. American gardevoir not so much.
>>20616952
>European
It's obviously French.
That's why the mega, first gen with mega g is 6th.
>>20616906
Canadian gardevoir?
>>20615720
It literally took me less than 30 seconds to do a Google images search and find it was made by jcdr on Deviantart and then post where it came from.
Git fucking good.
>>20616809
I like it!
>>20606010
Considering the age of this picture and the eventual Mega, this turned out to be oddly prophetic.
>>20617863
>>20616922
>>20616892
Into arc 2, decided not to go into a smut.
http://mibpaste.com/cDH1Xv
>>20618469
Also, feel free to add some comments and suggestions.
Gardevoirs are better as male. Fuck all of you.
>>20618624
k
>>20618795
Nice meme, faggot
>>20618805
Please continue to bump the thread it really helps.
>>20618859
Uh, okay?
You say it like it's something I want to avoid or something
>>20618469
Nice but maybe try to had a little more before posting like a full chapter or something.
>>20594932
she could just use psychic to float herself around anyway
>>20606324
>6 foot Gardevoir
Going to take a bit of a break for now, see if I can collect some ideas.
>>20620006
maybe explain a bit of the backstory between the gardevoir and the trainer. from when it was a ralts and kirlia to when she evolved.
>>20618469
The format of the writings feels weird compared to other pastebin stories. Is it how mibpaste works or is it just your style?
>>20620289
Seems like it's mibpaste's deal
>>20611068
>>20610734
by pokemon rules though the child is the same species as the mother
>>20611362
>>20611574
his Gardevoir is his dad then
>>20620412
But this would be a hybrid maybe it could be different.
last bump for me.
>>20621028
shall I reward you fine folks with a dump?
I hate seeing pictures of gardevoir with breasts and human limbs. That's not even gardevoir anymore, it's a human female with spikes
>>20615777
>>20616102
These names are all stupid and made me cringe. I am embarrassed for you guys
Jesus Christ, reading through these comments and I have come to the conclusion, a lot of you are creepy fuckers. You guys need a life other than pokemon. Now I remember why I stay out of these types of threads
>>20621167
a life outside of...HOLY SHIT YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND MAN
>>20621134
Got something better? "If its going to be a stupid Japanese name give up its been done a million times."
>>20621167
What are you doing here then?
>>20615655
I named my gardevoir Sylvia, if that helps.
>>20607236
>>20611010
I get what you're both saying, there's obviously a lot more to Gardevoir than just the physical stuff. I like to imagine what it'd be like to live an ordinary domestic life with her; waking up with her arms wrapped tightly around you and her hair in a mess, fixing breakfast while she yawns cutely and rubs the sleep out of her eyes, giving her a hug before you head off to work/school, coming back from a long day to her smiles and warmth, and generally just living a good life with her at your side. The best part is that she'd always protect you and stay with you because it's in a Gardevoir's nature to be very loyal and protective of those she cares about, so you know that you can always count on her.
>>20618624
pic related
>>20621167
If these threads creep you out, it's probably a good idea for you to stay as far away as humanely possible from any Gardevoir thread. I can see why you'd think it's creepy for people to love a Pokemon (or ridiculously sexualize one, which I personally disapprove of), but you've got to realize that everyone's got their own tastes and preferences. Some people are dicks about it like >>20618624 , but for the most part the people here are pretty chill.
>>20621167
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>>20618624
If you sexualize it you'reno better than the rest of them.
>>20621423
Glade you understand the fact that's its just a fetish. besides there are way weirder stuff out there.
>>20618624
Gardevoir is perfectly fine with both genders, but they both have a different appeal. Obviously female gardevoir can be fapped to, but male gardevoir has a bigger potential for a bro-relationship.Gallade is meh, everything gallade does, bisharp does better.
>>20618469
bump for more yandvoir
>>20622515
Very pretty!
>>20593392
>Tfw I really love this image and wanted to recreate it
>Tfw i'm complete shit as an artist and feel like never drawing again now
>>20625956
Shut your goddamn mouth. that is EXPONENTIALLY better than anything I could ever create with the misdirected and maltalented clutches that are my hands, with even an eternity of effort and diligence - additional talents I thoroughly lack. I like this image a lot and you should be proud. Gud work m80.
