Hey this is Showderp and this is where we give our champ; "Jack" six Pokemon and then watch him go toe to toe with 12 year olds and 18 year old smogonfags who don't know Jack. Once Jack is done, he'll jack off and call new champ so another guy named Jack can take his place or ask for a new 6 Pokemon! Our duty is to root for champ "Jack" and heckle the opponent "not Jack".
Jacks Faves: http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
Jacks Jams: http://plug.dj/showderp-1/
Jacks Memories: http://booru.showderp.com/We believe in you.
>>20522983
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152703323
>mfw have folder of jack frost
Aren't yu forgetting a very important jack?
>>20523009
>>20523017
jesus christ people are still recycling that garbage old candlejack shit, you kn
>>20523017
>2014
>Candlejack
Just fuck o
One Jack does not appreciate your memes.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-152703323
haha holyshit
>>20523270
new team with ditto pls
gliscor @ tox orb
poison heal
any spread
- fling
- swords dance
- acrobatics
- earthquake
Birthday Cat (Jolteon) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Celebrate
- Last Resort
-
-
Rotom Roulette
1: Rotom Regular
2-3: Rotom Fan
4-5: Rotom Fridge
6-7: Rotom Oven
8-9: Rotom Mow
0: Rotom Wash
Dubs: Your choice
unown named loving every lel
Snow Ballin' (Weavile) @ Snowball
Ability: Pickpocket
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Ice Punch
- Ice Shard
- Knock Off
- Low Kick
>>20522983
blood totem
eject button imposter ditto named >THESE SETS
Fat Cat (Purugly) (F) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Own Tempo
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Sucker Punch
- U-turn
- Facade
>>20523301
boom boom
>>20523270
Shiny FeMawile named Shantae, with sword dance
Mega-Heracross with no skill link moves
Weavile with fling holding an iron ball, built for max Pitch
Name it One Pitch Man
Swords dance ST megapinsir
>>20523304
>>20523305
>>20523306
>>20523307
>>20523308
>>20523310
we just had a gliscor
>>20523343
>skipping sets to get your shitty ditto meme in
top no
>>20523343
do i have the option to skip repeats? i'm a bit fuzzy on how that rule works, it's been a while
>>20523407
no, he's a fucking idiot.
>>20523407
no u fuckhead
>>20523407
No, it's not even a repeated set. Some champs skip once someone pastes the same full set 3+ times in a row but it's a completely different Gliscor.
>>20523009
Who doesn't?
>>20523407
yes, he's rhyperior
>>20523412
aight thanks
>>20523424
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152711768
>>20523401
I suggested the ditto, and while I was disappointed, that wasn't methe house captcha was my home address, send help
>>20523009
zxc zxc zxcz: i win hard
>>20522983
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152714469
>>20522998
>>20523406
showbooru when?
>>20523545
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152716871
>>20523634
alright that's plenty and i have to go get ready for a thing
new champ
have fun
bill
specs doom desire jirachi
BigBaraButton
grovyle
Fat Cat (Purugly) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Own Tempo
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Sucker Punch
- U-turn
- Frustration
My Wayward Son (Mandibuzz) (F) @ King's Rock
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Dark Pulse
- Air Slash
- Hidden Power [Steel]
- Nasty Plot
mega zam with 1 attack and 3 non-damaging moves
Assault Vest Regenerator Reuniclus
Talonflame with natural gift, holding a salac berry
Donphan @ Lum Berry
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 25
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Def / 0 SpD
- Endeavor
- Ice Shard
- Stealth Rock
swadloon
snips
>>20523716
specs doesnt boost doom desire fyi
>>20523740
>
geddin
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152720761
>>20523740
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/customgame-152720500
>>20523825
>15%
>23%
Champ a shit
>>20523859
champ always a shit
I don't expect them to know anything about pokemon ever
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152721987
>>20523872
>I don't expect them to know anything about pokemon ever
never forget figy mechanics
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-125509628
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152723096
>>20523893
Rofl what the fuck that replay
But how was champ guest?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152725458
>not posting best Jack
>>20523893
hahaha best champ
is showdown kill Im lagging like a bitch
>>20524180
yes it is
wat do
SHOWDERP KILL
WE /taco/ NAO
taco time?
>>20524180
it's dead jim
>>20524183
new team now Ill build
he's using a lagswitch, what a cheater
Ursaring with quick feet and toxic orb named Bearly Legal
octillery
Le Tricky Bat (Swoobat) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Klutz
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Trick
- Magic Coat
- Thunder Wave
- Taunt
>>20524200
m-heracross
3rd Street Kings (Nidoking) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Focus Energy
- Drill Run
- Poison Tail
- Shadow Claw
magnezone
>>20524180
TACOS AHOY
>>20524038
>>20523893
Holy shit I've been trying to remember that pidgey set
Ariados
lag seems to be over
>>20524202
>>20524206
>>20524209
>>20524210
>>20524212
>>20524213
Now that's what I call memes
>>20524212
ty
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152731839
Mega Eevees with respective -ates coming to XZYZ
Champ if you t wave wobbs then he wins
despite having 4 stallbreakers, I managed to get in a pp war with wobbuffett
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152737374
srry about that greninja triggers me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152738743
I'm not sure whether Showderp, our exclusive club, has a theme tune... But I'd personally like to nominate this funky groove:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyQVjGdJ60g
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152739703
>>20524633
no it doesn't and you're a fag for thinking everything needs a theme song
>>20524633
>>>/reddit/
MORE SMOGON TIME
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152740138
>>20524670
I think you mean
>>20524633
>Anything but yakety sax
No.
>>20524633
no
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152741118
>>20524713
Why? Not edgy enough for you, retard? Oh, oh, wait, I'm sorry, angsty WHITE teenagers only like music by bald WHITE guys screaming down a mic. -.-'
Get better taste, fucking kid.
>>20524741
>tfw nobody lieks your shitty nigger music
deal with it child.
>>20524759
You don't KNOW me, so DON'T give me your UNSOLICITED opinion.
Good night, showderp.
>>20524759
I like it
>>20524818
It"s still daytime you ginormous cockwrangler
>>20524779
agree with you 100%, 4chan is no place to share one's opinion
new champ I'd like you all to listen to this https://soundcloud.com/adultswimsingles/cosplay/s-1jiqN
me or slowbro
GERMAN?SCIENCE #1 (Registeel) @ Leftovers
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Curse
- Earthquake
- Gravity
- Iron Head
Snorlax
Curse
Rest
Sleep Talk
Crunch
Physical AV Meowstic-F.
Swoobat @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Simple
EVs: 252 HP / 12 Def / 12 SpD / 232 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: NaN Atk
- Reflect
- Calm Mind
- Stored Power
- anything
dual screens Mamoswine
monferno
Scarfed Garchomp.
Banded Dragonite.
Or Specs Goodra.
cincinno
jolly 252 speed 252 attack 4 def
king's rock
gunk shot
bullet seed
rock blast
knock off
absorb bulb greninja
Mega-Pinsir
DOGARS
Donnel your favorite pseudo
:3
Mr.Turtle (Squirtle) w/ Focus Sash
Rapid Spin/Mud Slap
Seismic Toss
Mirror Coat
Counter
Keklelon (Kecleon) @ Assault Vest/Life Orb
Ability: Protean
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Sucker Punch/Iron Tail
- Fire Punch
- Shadow Sneak
Gonna Give It 2Ya (Charizard) @ Charizardite Y
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Fire Spin
- Substitute
- Roost
- Will-O-Wisp
>>20524894
Eviolite Munchlax
epig
Mechamp or Granbull
Focus Sash Breloom.
Poliwrath with Belly Drum named ba dum tssh
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogondoubles-152050467
While champ builds their team, watch a Showdown Moderator get destroyed by a Minun and cry about it like a bitch punk
Shiny Thundurus-I named Robin Be Free
>>20524894
>>20524895
>>20524896
>>20524897
>>20524898
>>20524900
>>20524901
>literally 1 second between first and last suggestions
>>20524894
le ebin champ
>>20524895
>>20524896
>>20524897
>>20524898
>>20524900
>>20524901
his ebin mememons
>>20524925
>Balloon'd No Guard Minun
I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
>>20524925
what a little bitch
>>20524925
Jesus, what a cock
How does one become a showdown janitor anyway?
>>20524973
by sucking Zarel's cock for free
>>20524925
>Redew: this is literally
>Redew: the stupidest fucking team
>Redew: in the world
>Redew: know wonder you use cheap shit
>Redew: wow ur cool
>Redew: do you really sit here
>Redew: and do this cheap shit
>Redew: lol
>Redew: i need an opponent
>Redew: who isnt a fucking dickhead
>testingnewpokes2: ??>?
>no guard
lel no
>>20524973
You send in for it through a promotion on the back of boxes of hot pockets
>>20525020
He swore on a children game
He must be demoted
>>20524925
That's fucking great, I love it!
>>20524925
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OML. REDEW IS SUCH A FUCKING BITCH LMOA
Redew: global auth
Redew: speaking of which
Redew: brb gotta lock someonefor free
>>20524925
many lels were had
>>20524925
When you mentioned the Minun I figured it was a baton pass team or something. But no. This much better.
>>20524959
>>20524971
>>20524973
>>20525020
>>20525040
Don't these guys get reprimanded for acting like like the people they're supposed to be monitoring?
>>20524925
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
>>20525065
Of course not. They do it for free.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152749054
time for ebin
>>20525055
>hot pockets: $1.50
>Global Auth: for free
Literally why
>>20524925
>u must live a good life then
Says someone who mods a battle sim made for a game targeted at children.
>>20525065
They are above the law. :^)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152750262
good start
>>20524925
>Redew: "good game"
>testingnewpokes2: gg
>Redew: shut up
>Redew: fuck
>Redew forfeited.
My fucking sides burst out.
>>20524925
What a cock
sorry guys i am kinda kill
something popped up
new champ
>>20525353
mega mewtwo y named hips
shiny cade again
>>20525353
Blood waifu
i am new champu
but for one match only
me or pikachu
ALLAHU LICKBAR
ebin cade
same swoobat
prinplup
GET ROKT (Regirock) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Clear Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- Ice Punch
Tipping Tim (Murkrow) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Careful Nature
- Confuse Ray
- Thunder Wave
- Roost
- Foul Play
minun named he does it 4 free
fire type you think is the qtest
>>20525364
>no trip
Why don't you go back to reddit, newfag?
Das Racist (Weavile (M) @ nothing
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Fling
- Beat Up
- Taunt
>>20525353
confirmed for eating doge
>>20525384
b-but moot and his options field confused me
:c
>>20525384
>no trip
Why don't you go back to reddit, newfag?
>>20525402
no that's wrong
>>20525399
Or being eaten by doge.
>>20525366
Redew
>>20525368
>>20525369
>>20525370
>>20525371
>>20525372
>>20525373
Minuns
>>20525402
But that's wrong you fucking faggot
>>20525404
seriusly bb
reddit has a completely different url
how did you even get here
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>>20525462
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152757706
>>20525462
>Gaia flashbacks
>>20525451
i'm not from reddit
i'm from [censor]9gag[/censor]
and [censor]pokememes[/censor]
>>20525462
I feel a bit ill everytime I read this pasta. Please refrain from posting this again in the future.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152761618
simply epic
>>20525496
too transparent. 0/8, m80
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152764272
>>20525650
all those nobodies
>>20525814
*newfag redditors
okay i have to pee so new team
same swoobat
Alternate euphoria.
Tipping Tim (Murkrow) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Confuse Ray
- Thunder Wave
- Roost
- Foul Play / Night Shade
Anything, as long as you only use moves that the pokemon gets by leveling up.
No ditto and you can only use a dragon if your team is shit. DD / Outrage / Filler / Filler isn't very creative.
candycorn totem
>>20525890
Minun
EBIN CADR
FOCUS SASH BRELOOM
Chandelure @ Focus Sash
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Fire Blast
- Energy Ball
- Shadow Ball
- Trick Room
male donnel goomy
Das Racist (Weavile (M) @ nothing
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Fling
- Beat Up
- Taunt
>>20525890
Pisser
>>20525893
>>20525894
>>20525895 Jesus how annoying to create
>>20525898
>>20525902
>>20525903
Toilets
>>20525904
>>20525907
>>20525911
>>20525914
Pick up the pace, gents!
>>20525890
Rabbi Moshe Rosenberg
>>20525893
>>20525894
>>20525895
>>20525898
>>20525902
>>20525903
The foreskins of six newborn Jewish babies.
>>20525956
I like the way you imagery
Fearow
>>20525928
>Jesus how annoying to create
Its as simple as looking up your favorite pokemon and seeing what moves it learns leveling. Fuck I can think of 2 or 3 decent ones off the top of my head.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152770325
>>20525987
>Forcing champ to look shit up for a suggestion that isn't good, funny, or creative in anyway.
That's wasting all of our incredibly valuable time, faggot.
>>20524925
rofl how is redew even moderator, he's like 13
>>20526025
nice trip, faggot
>>20526080
Excellent rebut, I am most shaken. :^)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152772814
sorry for being shit
>>20524925
Hahaha what a stupid little kid
>>20526094
>implying i'm him
>le [s4s] faec
>actually tripfagging
at least be subtle with your shitposting
>>20526153
There's nothing subtle about funposting, son.
>>20524925
>He used spore after the safeguard
This was almost as hilarious as him bitching that much.
>coldchickens was unregistered
>he logs off
>hijack
>get ipbanned
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>20526479
Top kek.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152783663
>>20526479
Get rekt
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-152772814
Fukkin saved
>>20526559
History forever.
>>20526556
okay shanted you can fuck off now
>>20526479
FOR
FREE
>>20526559
>mfw look at the tab and it's Euni vs Shanted instead of chickens
>no face
new team, last one
focus sash breloom
Chandelure @ Focus Sash
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Fire Blast
- Energy Ball
- Shadow Ball
- Trick Room
absorb bulb greninja
>>20526636
volbeat
ebin cade
mega-heracross with no skill link moves
>>20526636
ariados
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152787001
>>20526667
what le fuck
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152790371
>>20526843
Now you've earned our respect, chimp :^)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152793957
and you though i was going to lose
>>20526843
We need an old school screencap of this shit
fukken saved
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-152772814
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-152794683
I never heard of Jack In The Box until I went to California two years ago. They do not have it over here.
