ITT: Shit NPCs say
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ITT: Shit NPCs say
>>20090383
He's clearly full of shit. Thanks for exposing the guy OP.
YES TOWN? I've never heard of a place like that!
>>20090408
I actually laughed at that, fuck.
My personal favourite.
>>20090443
>>20090452
post the one in xy too.
>>20090452
>tfw no art of these two
>>20090479
To the drawthreads!
>>20090487
>>20090515
le internet maymay xD so hip
"Oh, this pillar... It's so thick!"
I dont know why, but that one girl in Battle Mansion that ask to fight until she burst, and then gets upset that you finish before she can explode really confuses me.
Like GF knew they did this, right?
>>20090561
L-lewd..
> My Dedenne wants to shock your Pikachu...
> ... What?
just googling "pokemon NPC quotes" and i already remember some of the old ones i missed. my personal favorite is Youngster Dillion in hoenns route 113.
>"Ouch! Owww! I can't see! I got ashes in my eyelashes!"
>"Get it? Ashes and eyelashes?"
>"Okay, that was bad, sorry..."
>>20090586
Isn't that only present in the fan translation patch?
I remember fighting her recently in White expecting her to say that, but she daid something different.
>>20090625
What's so special about that quote, she's just saying what those items do.
>>20090641Bronies think it's a MLP reference.
>>20090595
hmm, not sure. will doublecheck soon.
another quote was a female swimmer above cinnabar town saying something along the lines of "oh i wish someone would rub some lotion on my back. huh? a battle? i guess that's fine too." but i can't remember if it was in fire red or heart gold. either way it's a real kick in the balls by gamefreak for making your character a mute.
>>20090652
It's a big stretch to say that.
>>20090652
Do they really look for something when nothing's there?
>>20090641
colored horses
but only stupid autists would get mad at that
>>20090499
>Suttle racist joke
>>20090664
>>20090666
We had a thread about that. http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/16265733/
>>20090530
>>/reddit/
Fuck the Hex Maniac, these little bitches are the scary NPC class of gen 6
>>20090625
Clearly not a reference, literally what it does.
Maybe if she said "Expert belts make your Pokemon 20% cooler"
>>20090682
Are we really that autistic that even ponyfuckers look down upon us?
>>20090673
>Suttle
>>20090656
yep checked. she says something else. this must be a mod or shoop. i've been lied to...i actually believed that i have read this in the past!
>>20090735
We come from /v/ after all. Like father, like son.
>>20090762
I would be mad to. That welcome is mine.
>>20090754
I don't want to be like /v/
>>20090735
/mlp/ fedoras believe they are more "enlightened" than the "common sheeple" because they watch a show for little girls
/vp/ at its worst wasn't half as autistic as that
remember, bronies are to furries what furries are to normal people
>>20090682
I actually saw this on /mlp/. They laughed at him too. It's likely just that one guy who seriously thinks that.
>inb4 >going to /mlp/
>>20090776
Anon... I'm sorry.
>>20090762
Why are you using accent aigu instead of apostrophes?
>>20090799
careful, your fedora is about to fall off
>>20090841
how fucking out of this world do you have to be to deny that bronies are fucking subhumans?
did I hit too close to home or is this some dumblr "DON'T BULLY" shit?
>>20090876
Are you saying that it helps with you teaching English to the little Spaniards? Neat
>>20090897
it's not about watching a cartoon, it's about the fucking ATTITUDE that bronies display
why are you so dense?
>>20090841
Wait what. Your keyboard a shit.
Wasn't there a game grumps reference in BW? Two poke fans named jam and Arin lived in a house some where.
I dunno, it could have been bullshit.
>>20090926
how about you follow the quotes
I don't care about "normalfags" who wtach the show
I'm making fun of the retards
>[bronies] don't behave like idiot
>"Bronies" are hated by people that watch MLP
l2read
Requesting the fucking cyborg maid frpm the Battle Chateau if anyone has it
How are Vivillion patterns decided? Isn´t it where it was hatched?
>>20090996
Yeah, geographic location
Also, back on topic
Everything the trendy guy say in Dewford.
>>20090988
what
are you seriously claiming again that the retarded parts of the mlp fanbase DON'T EXIST and are just made up by trolls?
are you honestly that delusional?
>>20090595
She says that in HGSS iirc
>>20090988
Please go back to /mlp/ and stay there, ponyfucker.
Guys can we stop arguing about bronies and just post NPC quotes?
Less /mlp/ more NPC quotes
>>20091046Well, cops are pretty bad, but I agree with the rest.
>>20091046
read
the
fucking
thread
seriously, you're doing this idiotic #NotAllFeminists schtick here just because someone badmouthed a show ou like?
>>20090561
Glad someone mentioned this.
>>20091087
Yeah it's really...interesting
While we're at stupid non-controversies:
http://legendsoflocalization.com/qa-is-this-character-in-pokemon-xy-transgender/
>>20091093
Reminds me of some stereotypical hentai dialog.
>>20091104
In a way it makes sense, as she could have just said "Battle Girl".
Where's that one challenger in the Maison who's embarrassed by her job?
This thread went to hell.-.
>>20090494
>implying barafags or drawings of men are allowed
>>20091119
The one who is like
"Meow meow, I can haz battle? (This is sooo embarrassing...)"
>>20090751
It's in RSE, IIRC.
Something something shorts are comfortable.
>>20091133
Yeah that one.
>>20091152
Something something top percentage of all Rattata.
>>20090673
>Sub-buttle
>>20091126
;_;
>>20091193
only Pokéwives or little girls allowed anon.
>I wonder why everyone stops being a ninja when they grow up?
>Do as we say! Team Galactic will have that Honey!
>>20090682
some people have autism in their ass
there is obviously no reference
>>20090561
It was probably localization
>>20090625
This is the most cancerous thing I've seen on here in a while
And I'm in showderp threads
>>20090673
It's not though
>>20091512
But anon, only horsefuckers would see that as a reference. That being said, >>>/mlp/
>>20090996
>Vivillion
>Isn´t
>>20091533
No, I was referring to the fact that that anon thought it was a reference
Doesn't the context of the comments fighting break the rule of shitposting outside of /b/? If only snackz was still here
>>20090506
Never seen that one before
>>20091630
What? Is it not. If you mean the aigu I answered that already, Spanish laptop is all
But yea, I´m still hatching Scottish Vivillions, I´m on the wifi and in Spain, lil confused
>>20091533
But anon, only horsefuckers would know that only horsefuckers would see that as a reference. That being said, >>>/mlp/
>>20090506
Is that the middle-aged tourist? Her model and artwork don't looke the same.
>>20090682
>Pretty much all the legendaries have been marketing fodder targeted to the least common denominators. I wish they treated legendaries with more regard.
I can't decide who's worse.
>>20090506
Anyone have that weird girl from the maison that says something like "Me old china me make rhyma"?
>>20090499
Don't try to sreep in the kings bed its irregal! ha ha!
>this thread
>>20090577
I don't know if it's funnier to have the guy say the first line, or the girl.
>>20090673
>racist joke about japanese... by japanese
Wot
>>20092388
I wish she was able to share her love. I could use it more than the TMs.
>>20092388
my heart broke
>>20091788
Relax anon, don't let him confuse you, he was just a shitty Grammar-nazi
>>20090730
>Hex Maniac
>image of a Fairy Tale Girl
>>20092979
>implying he wasn't showcasing the REAL scary class of Gen 6
>>20093027
>>20092979
>reading comprehension
>>20090506
this... this isn't a photoshop?
this literally just seems like something /b/ would say
I think I got one...
>>20093126
Its not a photoshop
>>20093156
I am still not sure who has the Onix and who has the Cloyster.
>>20093156
Both Cloyster and Onix are male.
>>20091063
Awh I missed it, what'd he say?
>>20092388
Shh... No love
Only TM's.
>>20093222
Pop this thread into the archive
>>20093216
you can pretend the hole is on the other side then
:^)
Someone post the Thank you Based God one
>>20090487
>not just the cartridge
I wish I was rich too.
>>20090383
Something no one on /vp/ would ever say.
>>20093878
Sure they would. But they'd add 'you autist' to the end to turn it into an insult.
>>20090586
>>20090595
>>20090656
>>20091025
Yes is fake, original game doesn't have that quote.
>>20093919
Not being very good at battles is a strategy I see employed a lot with passer-bys. It's not particularly effective.
>>20093216
Autism alert
>>20093156
Is that actually from an official game?
>>20094018
In response to any shitposter.
I was getting Restaurant at the End of the Universe vibes from this place.
not npc but still a classic
>>20092926
>implying thinking it's "vivillion" when it's "vivillon" isn't an issue of grammar
>implying his use of ` as an apostrophe doesn't reveal that he was the autistic ponyfucker from earlier
>>20091788
You missed the point
>>20093969
yes
Its in heart gold and soul silver
>>20093126
More like /int/.
>nobody posted the battle castle place where Caitlin tells that butler dude to supply you with CP
>>20093222
I said my 2 cents about something these two guys were fighting over (mlp). And this guy got butthurt because I was off topic.
>We're dancing for no reason!
>One day we'll disappear for no reason!
>>20094041
>>20095125
ebin XD
>>20095136
well there go my sides
>>20090515
I'm so fucking pissed that in the Italian version they didn't translate all the internet references in any way...
That's sad...
>>20095205
Most of them were outdated memes anyway.
>>20093156
Yeah, I had noticed that one too during my first HG run... spilled my milk
>>20095289
What hack is that?
>>20095289
that's fanmade, though.
>>20095307
I cant remember lol
I think it was from victory fire
>>20095351
Thanks
>>20095351
Nah, the trainer dudes don't match up
>>20095136
Hold on, can't breathe.
>>20095307
>>20095336
May be fan-made, but see >>20093845
>>20095936
for a second i thought silver was knuckles
>>20090499
>>20092128
>>20090673
>>20092761
I know it's summer and you're all 12, but c'mon.
>>20093126
/tv/ or /mu/ would say this
>>20096162
>not understanding the joke
>>20090452
I still don't get the joke. What's this supposed to imply?
>>20096162
It's only funny if you read it in stereotypical Asian accent.
>>20096474
That there's nothing wrong with being gay.
Faggot.:^)
>>20096162
That's literally what they're laughing at though. It's a pun and racist.
>>20090383
SKINWALKER!!
>>20090487
You do realize that it's even more immature to react in such a way, right?
I used to have some pics from Pt where Battle frontier trainers said stuff like "I made this team using advices from my internet buddie" and "I don't like to move much, i most train using the net and tv"
>>20095205
See it this way
This gen was a global release date, right?
Then you can bet your butt the version you're playing is most likely a translation of the jap version, rather than translation of the english version which is a translation of the jap version.
This means you didn't get the internet jokes because they were never in the original
The lines in the italy version is closer to the original than the english version
>>20093965
>kojima planning the next MGS.png
>>20091041
That's not creepy
That's somewhat sad
I imagine that's exactly what many of us did
The quote that has a banner when team plasma says 'I will not tolerate anyone's ideals'.
>>20093957
buzzword alert
>>20095179
I do so hope he'll still be in ORAS without having fucked him up by switching out his lines
>>20096499
So what's gay about standing next to someone?
>>20090530
I can forgive it when NPCs awkwardly use memes because the game could be trying to make them look dorky on purpose.
You sure are a big one.
>>20097089
Exactly. They're two buff guys standing side by side. That's all. What? What's the problem?
>>20095179
Top lel, is this real?
>>20098424
yup, this is in pacifilog town in the hoenn games.
>>20090487
top kek
>>20094910
>>20096048
That's exactly what he is though.
>>20093156
>>20093192
>my heart's feelings for my boyfriend is as wide and deep as the ocean
>Duff & Eda sent out Onix and cloyster
So Cloyster is eda's. The girl is using the water type.More like your vagina's as wide and deep as the ocean
>>20097489
FOR YOU
>>20090652
>20% more... Cool huh?
>20% cooler
It very well might be. All the other memes in this game, that one wouldnt be a stretch
>>20090652
>>20099684
Apparently because if anything uses the percentage 20 percent, then it's automatically a pony reference
>>20099761
>not being truly paranoid and only saying 1.2x or .8x in the place of 20% more/less
>>20090487
This image was made by a SJW on tumblr.
>>20099257
and smells like fish, too
>>20090595
She definitely says that in the official game
>>20095219
>>20090935
Game Grumps didn't exist when BW was released
>>20098671
If only.
>>20090595
I have Black and she definitely says those exact same lines. I can remember it clearly.
Where were you?
>>20095136
Sides = Launched out of existential plane
>>20090487
>3DS not smashed
>>20103337
well obviously it was taken out of the trash later, anon.
>>20103457
Is that a Duchess? I just reached that rank and haven't fought her before, so I thought I'd ask before drawing conclusions.
>>20103550
Viscountess I think.
>>20095339
>lol
Get out
>>20103325
>>20103457
I never understood why they capitalize every letter and speak without punctuation. Are they supposed to be robots?
>>20104169
Don't know bout the train guys but the maid makes buzzing noises before the battle. So yeah robo.
>>20104169
Well, battletower/area lines have always been a little bit odd
Wouldn't surprise me if they one day have one of them talk directly to the player instead of the PC
>>20104100
>lol
>get out
lol never
>>20104100
>>20095339§
yeah, only lel and kek are allowed
>>20104739
to be fair though, those are equaly idiotic
>>20104775
FOR YOU
I SWALLOW SLUDGE
TO TRANSFORM MYSELF
>>20104775
>equaly idiotic
>qua tic
>aquatic
Just like Team Aqua... from Pokemon Sapphire! Hoenn confirmed!
... literally the only reason to ever do anything is for the lulz.
>>20095125
That was funny in 2nd grade
TELL ME ABOUT BRENDAN
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HAT
>>20104884
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED TRAINER
>>20104169
I think the implication is they're simulations. Where else would they get all those trainers, identical pokemon, and legendaries from?
>>20104919
WAS BEING SMUGGLED INTO HOENN PART OF YOUR PLAN?
![pokemon-adultanime[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aPXqiwP.png "pokemon-adultanime[1].png")
There's a good one where a kid says "I don't know what I'd do without ADULT ANIME!" but I can't find it.
>>20104967
OF COURSH
>>20104974
WELL CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT YOURSELF V&! NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>20105004
Crashing this thread.
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>20108142
>>20112728
He's the most badass,edgy, good looking character in all pokémon games
Based Silver best pokémon trainer.
>>20095136
Oh dear lord, my tears are blinding me
>>20099575
kek
>>20112769
He's the most annoying in my opinion. He talks about how he hates the weak every time he loses a battle. But it is a bit amusing sometimes.
>What are you doing falling into a hole? Some genius you are
>>20095136
>I love how "INSIDE" is used!
Lost it.
>>20091104
>implying a transsexual would just out herself like that
>>20095219
made me lol out loud
