How do genetics work? Edition
>New to the /npg/ or Neopets in general?
If you have ANY questions, ask and someone should respond. Things are getting active again.
>I remember this! What's changed in my absence?
http://www.neopets.com/~ArentIPretty
>Basic guides for newbies:
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=newbies
>Daily visits guide
http://thedailyneopets.com/dailies
>Food Club Bet page links
http://foodclub.daqtools.info/
>Any new pets?
http://www.neopets.com/petinfo.phtml?type=Vandagyre&r=959
>How did I get RS banned so fast?
Neopian shops now automatically and randomly clear themselves. To check if you're actually banned or not, go check on the Neoboards or go into other shops.
>Why are you guys playing this?
Mainly nostalgia. And to make some in-game dosh.
>Why am I so poor?
Be sure the do all your (free) dailies every day, you could get something rare to sell (be sure to price check!). Earn some starting neopoints by playing the flash games listed on http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=50k_a_day until you're not terribly poor. If you have an old account, play food club (using the bets listed in the above links). Once you have a decent amount of NP, buy 1000 stocks of a 15 NP stock on the stock market each day. and sell when a stock of yours reaches a high amount (usually >30, >60, or >100, depending on how much you're willing to hold out for). If you have a pet that can put up a fight in the battledome, be sure to fight opponents like the Kreludian Defender Bot or Koi Warrior each day to get codestones to sell or train with. If you can't beat a decent opponent, consider investing in a cursed elixir rather than training. Finally, the best method by far to earn NP is restocking. There are plenty of guides available via google, but feel free to ask for our guide and some anon will post it for you.
Gay. Should be PUFFO edition.
Loli Sophie is too good.
sophie best waifu
Neohunger games will be on Thursday evening, around 5 neopets time.
I'm taking pet entries now. If you're nominating the same pet as last time, I just need a name/nickname. If you nominating a new pet, I would like a pic and a name.
If you don't know what this is, I input your pets into a hunger games simulator and watch them get brutally murdered. Winner gets a prize.
>>99583128
>you nominating
Of course I forget the typo when I copy-pasta.
>>99583128
Make Puffo and Sproggie Team Upset/Garet Tears.
>>99583128
can you show us a list of the participating pets so far?
I'm probably going to buy NC for the first time ever just because of how much I like this pet.
>>99583948
have an up-to-date trading value guide, friend
http://www.neopets.com/~Clara
Daily reminder to NOT do Crafting Faerie Quest. By turning her down you send her to me! Her friendly neighborhood Skeith!
So when you see that purple slut asking for help turn her down. No matter how much she begs, cries and says she'll be taken to a "sex dungeon" if she doesn't get the items by midnight, etcetera, etcetera, just say no!
Thank for your time.
SSW anon here for a little while.
So, I guess there's no final prize for collecting Topsi every day? I was hoping we'd finally get that one never released background.
Changing trip, if anyone cares.
I apologize to the two people who actually responded to my offer of doing requests, but I remembered that I accidentally left my tablet at my boyfriend's parent's place and they live several hours away.
>>99584347
Sounds like a good excuse to go over and do some yiffing
>>99583948
>>99584083
Yes, yes. Good goys.
>>99584083
I made a post on the NC forum because I didn't know that they only sold GBCs at the end of the month, so I got an earful of explanations that I'm not totally sure I understand.
Apparently I'll need ~2.6k NC($30 for a pet I may as well buy a damned UC)to get all of that stuff, but I'm not sure if that includes the boxes I'll need myself to send them off.
posting this real quick because i need to work on real money commissions lol
>>99584836
h-hey thats my art
>>99584938
>tfw you can't get NC with lewd art that you sell
>>99584860
if you buy the nc via cards you'll probably have enough boxes. if not, i doubt it.
you also might find people discounting their items if you lurk around enough, but i don't know if you have the patience for that.
>>99584860
You could try making a board asking if anyone has the items you're looking for in a 2 for 1 sale. You could also see who has them UFT on Dress to Impress. $30 seems really high to get all those items.
>>99584860
Is one of those queen of lost desert markings?
>>99585501
Yeah, the 6 items are:
MiniMME22-S2b: Queen of Lost Desert Markings
Lost Desert Team Braided Wig
Lost Desert Pyramids Background
Eyes of the Cursed Pharaoh
Zombie Mummy Wrap Dress
Dusty Sand Dune Foreground
>>99585220
>>99584860
>zombie mummy wrap dress 2~4 (400-800 nc)
>eyes of the cursed pharaoh 3~4 (600-800 nc)
>lost desert pyramids bg 3~4 (600-800 nc)
>queen of lost desert markings 2~3 (400-600 nc)
>lost desert team braided wig ~2 (400 nc)
>dusty sand dune foreground 1~2 (200-400 nc)
so if you go by the lowest listed values, that's 2.6k nc.
since most of these items are 2+ caps each it's unlikely that you'd find them in a 2:1 sale very often unless someone was desperate. i'd still say it's worth holding out for bargains rather than knocking them all off quickly, tho.
>>99585573
I have the markings, so I might be willing to give it away/trade it.
>>99585845
I'm impatient. I went in ready to spend it tonight.
>>99585926
I don't have any gift boxes or anything to trade for it right now, I only have 2 NC items that got gifted to me because I spent my free NC on fortune cookies ;;It's your call though, anon - krazykoltreborn is me
>>99586352
gbcs are especially coveted when they're not sold in the store, like right now. i'd say wait until they're back in stock, buy as many as possible, and then after they're rotated out again make some boards stating that you're offering GBCs. you'll get lots of interest. feel free to jew people within reason, the worst you could do is lose out on trading with a single person.
>>99586641
Neat, thanks for the advice anon. Maybe I'll get you to draw a picture of her when she's done.
http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml
>>99586905
You won a prize:
Leaf Covered Pit
thanks anon
>>99586905
Thanks.Leaf Covered Pit. When does she start giving out paint brushes again?
>>99586905
>http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml
Lucky you.
Tarla dropped a few things on her way out.
Orange Jelly Bean Bag
These are always so weird.
>>99586905
>leaf covered pit
absolute trash
>>99586905
>Maraquan Troops Stamp
>>99584938
I still have no fucking clue why Lutari have an item that gives them belts on their tail
>>99589304
Whatever happened to Lutari Island anyways?
What's wrong, anon? It's your turn.
i never knew there was a thread for neopets
too bad i dont play anymore
i only ever used to bot anyways
Drawfags, post prices/examples/etc, please.
>>99589414
Are you the same anon who drew the Lutari execution?
Can someone post the restock guide? Thanks.
>>99590324
No.
>>99589959
o right, sorry
500k- sketch
750k- sketch+flat colors
1mill- sketch+full color+shading
will do sfw+nsfw, but mostly quad/anthro. examples atdick-diddler.tumblr.com
>>99589959
That will be 3 million neopoints, plus tip.
>>99583128
>>99583786
Here's the lineup. Groups aren't final. For those of you who don't know, the simulation only allows 24, 36, or 48 entries. So this pushes us to 36 entries.
Here's what I'm thinking of doing:
I'll fill the rest of the slots with npcs and if an npc wins the tournament, I'll give consolidation prizes to the top 4 pets.
If a pet wins the tournament, he/she gets the winning prize and the next 3 longest surviving pets get consolidation prizes.
food club.... i have no idea what i'm doing. who should i bet on??
>>99592007
Honestly, the odds today suck ass. I'll probably skip.
>>99592007
Usually follow Garet. http://www.neopets.com/~Boochi_Target
People call him a faggot but his ROI isn't that bad.
You can also ask other /npg/ users to post their bets too.
>>99591702
I'm curious, I watched the movie and since there are teams is it possible for two pets to win if they're on the same team?
>>99591702
>water dragon with a phoenix
unstoppable team
>>99592394
My gut feeling says no, but I don't know the simulation inside and out, so it's possible.
>>99592547
Eh, last time the pet with wings died from fall damage and the pet with the waterfall died of thirst.
If anything the Lamant will drown and Ptunga will die of 3d degree burns.
OrPenny will eat them both
Are food and books not good places to restock anymore?
>>99591702
>Tarlato Slave Master
>>99592921
I've made 5mil restocking at both this week alone. just gotta know what to get
>>99591702
Not the owner, but try not to die like a bitch with another bitch like last time Slutasaurus.
>>99593250
I just hope Team Edgelord doesn't get BTFO 1st round like last time.
>>99593250
Hey, Slutsaurus got pretty far.
>>99593496
Yeah, at least she didn't join the suicide pact. I fucking swear to god, Varshad.
>>99593851The Meepits made them do it
Anyone wanna make custom art of this guy whipping a brown Mynci in a field? Will pay real dollars for this.
>>99592992
You got something to say to me?
>>99594287
how many real dollars are we talking here
SSW anon going to bed. Goodnight /npg/.
>>99594414
Don't let the flame die out.
>>99591702
I'm curious now to see how well goes for my petand how She's dies in some awful way
>>99594394
Probably like five. Maybe ten if I really like it.
>>99594589
if you want it colored, then i'll have to pass
>>99594772
How much do you charge? Do you have an example of your work?
>>99591702
Team Eyrie ftw!
>>99594287
Good speed with that custom.
>>99594946
15 dollars for sketch+flat colors, 20 for full color+shading. anything beyond a simple colored bg costs extra.
examples (nsfw) @dick-diddler.tumblr.com
>>99595242but your prices in neopoints are like $2.50 for full color+shading
>>99591702
>the pet I suggested isn't there
a-am I too late?
>>99595242
I'll pay the full 20. I'm assuming we do this through paypal? What's the ETA for this to be done?
Also, I'm about to paint him skunk, I'll post the updated picture in a bit.
>>99595242
Don't you usually just charge a milly for full color? Maybe slave master owner anon should just pay in NPs.
>>99595352
Name?
>>99595242
Here's the Image.
>>99583128
>>99591702
Also, hunger games anon, please replace the old image with this one
>>99595356
jesus christ i wish i could draw
>>99595356
yea, paypal. my email is[email protected]
this will probably take like, two days or something. i'll get started after you post the updated pic+any other specifics you want in the image.
>>99595326
>>99595370
s h r u g
>>99595540
Malkavius. Cheers babe.
>>99595628
>>99593641
Pretty good
>>99595628
Cheers, I've just emailed you with more specifics.
>>99595352
Sorry, I may have just missed it last thread.
>>99595610
Done.
>>99595628
You gonna spend all of that dosh onNC arn't you?
>>99595868
Thanks.
Also if y'all didn't notice I fell in love with the Yurble too much to make him a Lab Rat. That duty will go to my ugly green jubjub
>>99596132
Lucky for you no one here likes myncies.
>>99596316
>implying anyone likes disgusting subneopian myncis
They're bred to work, not to be loved.
here's art i forgot to post.
>>99596802
Pretty damnsexy
>>99597074
thank you. he's the one pet i'm the proudest of, and the one i commission and trade art of all the time. I'm gonna post some of it. pic related is mine.
>>99597228
>>99597228
Real quick, why do so many artists like to draw the character's eye on the upper corners of their work so much?
>>99597419
>>99597423
i'm not sure what do you mean by that. are you referring to >>99596802 ? if so, it's a reference, and since his eye is kinda obscured by the shading on the main drawing, i made a reference of his eye. i send this to people when i commission art of him so they'll know what to draw.
>>99597626
Hmm, alright then.
>>99597626
>>99597790
done, these are all the ones i have of him. i'm still trading for some more art though. i really like him lol
>>99597956
He seems pretty awesome.I'm tempted to draw him.
babby's first science.
>>99599910
thanks, any art is welcome! i'm making him a petpage with some info and art.
If /npg/ had a theme song what do you think it would be?
My money is on this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYenydw5-tg
What's the status on that Shimakaze Ayysha?
>>99602214
What is that?
>>99602504
its been https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8 for eons
>>99603256
Meant to reply to
>>99601714
>>99600156
Consider this:
All aisha colors come with an unequipped second pair of ears and head gem for that color, green doesn't get a red gem
This way all Aishas can look like their alien counterparts and the alien color keeps it uniqueness with the clothes and red head gem.
KSON
Has anyone here actually gotten a good result of out of The Coincidence?
>>99614564
I think I got stats from it once.
hi npg. yesterday a friend gave me a maraquan gelert, i've been trying to come up with a design for her since then.
what do you guys think?
>>99616159
adorable from the shoulders up, tho the clothes don't make much sense to me. the cloak and necklaces+rope make me think of nobility, but then she's just wearing striped stockings for no reason
Thanks for the reminder :^)
Threadly commission reminder. 200k for one of these. Currently do no do quad pets or lewd.
Any BDay pet yet?
GOT A BIRTHDAY PET BOYS
http://www.neopets.com/petlookup.phtml?pet=Amoeba48
and hes back in the pound
>>99621314
That makes 2 days in a row now
Feels good
>>99621314
cheers
>>99621314
Oh bless your soul anon, was just about to go searching through pets again
>>99614564
I got a p3 from it and a stat increase. Nothing for the last couple of tries.
Diddler around/taking commissions?
Yay, another soup.
Any good petpet ideas for a magician? I like the Bazatlan and Nebularis.
http://items.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=item&showitem=53796
http://items.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=item&showitem=1709
>>99591702
>mfw the pea wins
So is the 100 neocola tokens for every option no longer being done?
there's no way gnaarl will lose this time right guys ;;?
>>99628704
the what
>>99629337
We were going to record the results of 100 tokens for every option on the neocola machine.
>>99629515
well if it has been lost maybe we should restart some research. how could we go about recording these numbers, having everybody put in their result for each option in an excel page?
shit, I missed these from the last GMC
>>99629859
Sounds good, but how would we set something like that up?
>>99630195
use a google drive form
>>99627232
I hope the pea loses.
>>99630195
>>99630239
well i am in regardless of how it is decided to be. the quicker we start this the faster we will have the answer and i already have some stockpiled tokens.
>>99630425
I'll make the form and should only np and amount of transmogs be recorded?
Link to Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1iYjXZUDcUKhoZBdWWqgwMas9m8yjus8qTVV3xecbyD4/viewform
Link to Results:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EdGAZr-yasm20OI6lJsgAxpiguoW8m6wJNp-s-53YZY/edit?usp=sharing
I'm waiting... I hate waiting... Please don't make me wait.
You are supposed to bring me:
Transparent Berry Soap
>>99632251
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=xorria&buy_obj_info_id=46747&buy_cost_neopoints=600
>>99632880
*squeal* It's perfect! I can't wait to try it in my spell!
For your efforts, Zinilla's speed has increased!
Thanks, bro.
>>99621314
>Chia
Heh, no pity from me.
>>99633061
>speed
I'm sorry
>>99626969
Snowbunny duh. It's white wabbit he can/she can pull outta her hat!
>>99633310
I meant more of a wizard/sorcerer's familiar than a stage magician
>>99600156
>Transparent hat
>Eye holes
>>99633591
aishas aren't very smart
>>99633352
Classic black cat and go Meowclops like Sophie?
S-safe to bet today?
>>99634084
nope
I accidentally found all of the drawfag's tumblrs
>>99634378
Well both Jean, Toby and Dick Diddler have linked their's here already.
>>99634497
yeah but I wasn't paying attention and I only know about diddler's NSFW blog
>>99634275
So skip?
>>99591702
We need more pets
>>99590414
Here, have reddit's RS guide for the pure. http://www.neopets.com/~Briannea#t3
guys help I'm scared
>>99635462
Did you make that or is that someone's pet?
>>99583128
What's the list so far.
>>99589304
Because Tetsuya Nomura. That's why.
>>99637297
>no loli sophie art
>>99628704
Neocola Science Anon here
I'm still doing 25 tokens about every week and recording results
>Welcome back! If you're having trouble finding my item, I'm sure there are some kind Neopians who can help.
You are supposed to bring me:
Doirn
>>99639689
>Doirn
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=chinotto22&buy_obj_info_id=531&buy_cost_neopoints=1888
>>99639862
>'s level has increased!
Thanks
Shit, I missed my own pet's birthday.
>>99641026
Welp, enjoy paying for years of therapy for your pet.
>Neopet gets skewered by spears
>Right after, Wheel of Mediocrity stops and fireballs rain on my neopet as well
The suffering doesn't end.
>>99641227
>>99596802Why does your dog have my name?
>>99645075
because youre as faggot as a furfag
Anybody got the chart that shows the stat numbers needed for damage and defense boosts in the battledome?
>>99638230
Would you be willing to add your results?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1iYjXZUDcUKhoZBdWWqgwMas9m8yjus8qTVV3xecbyD4/viewform
This is for 100 tokens at once only and check the results before doing any so there is no duplicates.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EdGAZr-yasm20OI6lJsgAxpiguoW8m6wJNp-s-53YZY/edit?pli=1#gid=2046588735
>>99646613
How much do tokens go for each? I might grab 100 later and log my results.
>>99646550
http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=beginners&id=2
http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=beginners&id=3
>>99646760
100 tokens per option. And I deleted some results of single tokens because it would take hours to compile thousands of tokens.
>>99646859
So, I grab 100 tokens of any one color, repeat the same option for all of them and log the NP + transmogs?
>>99647819
>+ transmogs
>plural
>>99647819
Yes. The only ones done right now is Blue with Dr. Slother for all numbers and the form should be a little more clear now.
>>99647974
>implying I'll even get one
>>99621314
You da real mvp
>>99648043
I'm doing all of Blue Diet Doom now
Hi there i have no name!
I'm just emailing to say that I had a great time in the Neolodge,
and now it's time for me to checkout and go back to Neopia.
Thanks for being the best owner ever; I hope all the other Neopets are jealous! :)
See you soon,
>Glotoun
CUCKED
Bet or skip? Odds seem shit and I can't see anyone making a profit with them but Garet doesn't seem too troubled so I might just copy his.
>>99651026
i did it, the odds are pretty great at least on the first division
I want to live in a burger shaped house.
Yeah, thanks.
>>99651782
I want people to acquire a taste that surpasses a twelve year old's
>>99651995
12 year olds all want to be video game testers, not live in hamburger houses
>>99633591
>Transparent hat
>Eye holes
>closed eyes
for what purpose
>>99652269
>transparent hat
>eye holes
>closed eyes
>ear holes
>sound in space
>>99652307
>the richest man in krawk island
600 tokens and 0 transmogs.
>>99616560
i wasn't really sure about the stockings either. she's not really royalty though, it's just that the cloak is the only fucking maraquan wearable that fits her lol
thanks!
>>99652307
smuggler's cove
>>99653093
As expected.
>>99653469
SC items are limited. Nothing stocks there anymore unless new SC items get released.
>>99653416
I think it looks good.
>>99645075because i like DC comics' Red Hood too much.
>>99653732
thanks!
>>99654192finishing commissions when
>>99646613
100 Green tokens
Mountain Poo
1 press
0 transmogs
12052 NP
>>99654596
Want me to add it?
>>99654743
record my regret
>>99654192
>Being gay for the goy wunder
>someone payed 1.95M for the BBook
Hot dang
>>99656751
Booktastic book?
>>99657454
Yeah, I stocked 2 Diary of a Baby Space Fungus yesterday, trying to sell the second one now.
>>99635462
> guys
Anyone that reads BBooks and needs Secrets of the Universe? You can have it for like half TP price or something.
Can we make a fundraiser for a shitload of neocola tokens and then have someone use them all until a transmog comes out? Just for fun.
Shoyru new colours?
>>99657783
Nice anon, nowgo spend it on porn.
>>99658867
Old Grill I think.
>>99659385
Not gonna lie, that is tempting. For now I just hoard NPs until I figure a goal. Maybe I'll collect avatars.
>>99659620
The only avatars that NP really matter for are the Stamp ones. Everything else gets lended.
>>99660258
But stamp ones are expensive
>>99660336
I'm aware, I'm about halfway to the Snowy Valley one which is like the third cheapest.
But there's really nothing in avatars that requires money outside of that and the Rich/Richer/Richest HT ones.
>>99654572real money commissions have priority and i finished one of /npg/s commissions yesterday in case you missed it
http://items.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=item&showitem=54772
This is my new favorite item.
>>99661275
Wh-which one?
Can you link it again?
Lit anon here, thinking about trying to do a few short fics. Requests open and all that, will work for free, but I probably won't take on more than three or four. I might just choose the first ones requested or might go with the ones I find most interesting, don't know yet. I'll do them sometime tomorrow.
If anyone's interested, give me a request/prompt.Lewdaccepted. I did the Sophie things for Jean so he can vouch for me.How were they, anyway?
>>99654823
he's my ultimate husbando anon. i'm sorry.
>>99659605
so they released it? i thought there was only a pic of an unclothed wrinkly shoyru.
>>99661915
here >>99584938
>>99662152
Crap, forgot to add. Anyone who wants to make a request, please also me give a short code that I can post along with the completed fic so you can Ctrl-F to find it.
>>99657783
And gone. 2 books profit 3.7M. BBooks for life.
>>99664412
Leave some for me!
Are you ready for the bust?
>>99664713
Well I stop refreshing there after each 2 stocks, so it's all yours now until clear.
10:10.
At least I didn't lose anything.
>>99665539
I don't understand these ratios people post. I know it's from food club but what do they mean?
>>99665764
How much they won.
The first number is the pay out in relation to the bet. The last half is ten, because most people bet ten times.
I am become bill nye
>>99667346
why?
>>99667346
>item I blocked from rsing
Not a good omen.
>>99667460fun
>>99667558
>>99667719
AND IT PAYS OFF
>>99667904
Think of all the faggots that will now drop 500k on maps because of you and get nothing.
>>99668362
I only spent about 330k on each but still, it makes me hard.
>>99667904
How much is it worth?
>>99668620
~2M, nearly double what I spent.
SWI?
>>99668982
http://www.neopets.com/objects.phtml?type=shop&obj_type=58
>>99666842
Is that you?
http://www.neopets.com/auctions.phtml?type=bids&auction_id=185364687
Buy it now guys and lend it to me
>>99670736
Where do cards with (TCG) even come from? Codes?
ingovh still selling SuAPs and Faerie Slingshots on AH. Still not banded. Must be a premium goy.
>>99670736
Sorry. It would leave me bankrupt and I'm poor enough as it is.
>>99670736
>buy a duped item
>get banned
good idea
>>99672275
The thing is no one is getting frozen for buying those items.
Some are even openly selling them with "proof" that they are legit.
>>99673041
I'm pretty sure I've read about people getting banned for buying them. The only people I've heard about buying them and NOT getting banned were premium goys.
I should buy a SuAP to lend.Y-you guys wouldn't report me right?
Is the 5th premium pet slot permanent? If I stop paying premium will my 5th pet get ganked?
>tfw the art I commissioned of Tarlato the slavemaster whipping a brown mynci in a wheat-field is coming along gorgeously
I can't wait
>>99673336
I just browsed the BD Chat's SuAP board and only 1 of the 10 duped buyers are frozen.
He probably even self froze.
>>99673812
Preview?
>>99674386
>>99674895
>That pic name
That myncie is a bit too cute though, to the point where I sorta feelalmost bad for it. Almost
