On My Way To Steal Your Girl Edition
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>>>/vg/freddy
Obligatory copypasta:
> Game Links
THE FIRST GAME FOR $5: store.steampowered.com/app/319510
THE SECOND GAME FOR $8: store.steampowered.com/app/332800/
THE THIRD GAME FOR $8: store.steampowered.com/app/354140/
>The Asset Rips for the games
s.rtag.me/freddy/
>Other items
Steam group: steamcommunity.com/groups/fnafg
IRC: #FNAF on Rizon
Fan Forum: freddy.rtag.me
Fan Booru: 5naf.booru.org
Flockdraw: flockmod.com/fnafg
Dev Notes Transcribed: pastebin.com/k5SCT0FN
List of Writefags and other Written Works by other Unknown Anons http://pastebin.com/fryFnrQ9VGL4 http://pastebin.com/3pHC4m35
DO NOT POST A NEW THREAD UNTIL 850 POSTS OR IMAGE LIMIT OR PAGE 9.
Chicken
>>98213151
Your defense stat didn't raise, purefag.
I remember when Garuda was a nice dude and not a douche
3rd for three threads.
Just use this one.
>>98217664
Damn it FHF and Anon. Tom said he was making a thread.
>>98215619
Hey guys, I'm ba-
Oh.
>there are currently 2 other threads not including this one
we really fucked up
>>98218028
It's happened before...
Several times, actually.
>>98218028
we da bes
>>98218028
Happens all the time.
Requesting that pic of three fnaf threads.
Also nth for someone get that dildo bat offa Chicaling. We don't know where that's been.
...Oh, who am I kidding, we all know where that's been. Get it outta here.
>>98218212
Someone pick it up and finish the job.
You know what to do, Repairfag.
>>98218025
My bad for the third thread.
And also the war goes on...good good.
Its cool guys
Im pure
>>98218259
You've made this joke like three times already
>>98218114
I'm aware, it's just i was letting you all know i was making a new thread and instead 2 other threads get made despite my warning
I guess i can't blame anyone though, it was pretty late
>>98218137
we are
>>98217629
>>98218025
>>98218257
>>98218259
http://picosong.com/Vep9/
>>98218259
Matt Engarde please go
>>98218596
Wat
Can I get an edit of this with GudChica, and chromosomes replaced with pizza?
>>98218596
AW NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
Shame Lord_Benis isn't here to join the war.
I bet his Purple Guy would be a valuable member of team Lewd.
>>98217629
I think it's time to end it, don't you?
Bat dong
>>98218968
I'll bash ye fookin' ead in, you edgy fucklord.
>>98218596
>Crimson Hell
seriously I keep seeing this pop up and what the fuck does it mean
>>98216503
>spook fics best fics
Time to repost
http://pastebin.com/HS7eQaNG
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10657557
http://pastebin.com/SBYE6Kae
http://pastebin.com/ZEaGP6hF
http://pastebin.com/c5ETVieB
http://pastebin.com/0BSNMHP6
http://pastebin.com/Yc40QSWr
http://pastebin.com/u/Systemeth
These are my personal top stories for spook.
>>98218596
I wouldn't know anything about a third person on this little conflict, anon. All I know is that i'm neutral.
Reposting this thing I did.
Toy Bonnie is so gay.
Finished up these frames, hope you like em.
>>98219113
THAT MUG FREDDYHUSBANDOFAG IS JAMMIED UP ALL BUDDIES LIKE WIT CRIMSON HELL
GIVE HIM A TEN DOLLAR SHINER BEFORE HE TRIES TO PULL A FAST ONE
>>98219187
>being this much of a homosexual
>>98218968
Don't you dare pull out that gun
If anyones gonna finish this,it's me.
>>98219246
dang that's neat, I'd be pretty spooked if I saw this approaching me in a game.
>>98219438
You're pathetic and weak son.YOU CAN'T.
>>98218968
SAVE THEM.Them being the purple rabbot.
http://picosong.com/VkZ9/
I'm not done posting this.
>>98219101
I'm honored to be among someone's top picks, and second all the others as well!
>>98219246
Damnit, fucked up with badges n shit.
Oh god, Blob! Speak to me!
>>98218968
>>98219438
M-maybe they'll be too busy with each other to notice...
>>98219852
Like the shadow casted over Purple Guy's eyes. It shows enough to get an idea what he looks like, while still keeping him mysterious.
Good job, Animal Mother.
>>98219438
>>98218968
YOU FOOLS, YOU'RE PLAYING INTO THEIR HANDS!
I'VE SEEN IT, WHAT THEY'RE PLANNING! IT'S WHY I SET UP THE FIGHTING WAREHOUSE, BUT I WAS TOO LATE!
YOU HAVE TO
>>98220036
I must ask, why do you call me Animal Mother?
>>98220045
And I thought you'd fight for truth and justice, for purity! You're no Kamen Rider at all!
>>98220045
Please ignore my previous post.
All is fine with me, Protom-Lad. I have several spears and am slow to write new story chapters.
Pray continue with your important, justified and noble battle.
Go team Lewd. Go team Pure.
Let the side that has slaughtered the other the most win.
>>98220000
HEY EVERYONE LOOK
VAWFAG'S BONNIE IS HOLDING A GIANT DILDO
SO MUCH FOR BEING ON TEAM PURE
>>98220134
It sounds better than Motherfag IMO, so that way everytime I see you I'm reminded of Full Metal Jacket.
>>98220000
This is going just swell.
>>98220134
Not him, but it's a reference to a character from Full Metal Jacket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH5R4tgGdDk
>>98220305
>>98220258
Fine by me.
>>98220148
Truth and justice do not equal purity, Half-Ass
The truth is in that we are all filthy inside. The justice is balancing ourselves.
>>98220000
Use your quads damnit!
>>98220148
Of course. Why would I ever want to be something as pathetic and unimpressive as a masked rider.
You know what I and all around me SHOULD aspire to be? Vessels of sin unlike any recorded in mankind's most bloody of texts. Sin that would make ants like you gaze up into the endless abyss and truly realize what insignificant specks you are.
>>98220000
I think these quads mean his next action auto-succeeds.
>>98220000
Wait, aren't we on the same team?
Why don't we just finish this together?
>>98220045
Wait what?
>>98220226
Something isn't right here...
>>98220000
>giant dildo
>team pure
>>98220148
I don't think he's talking abour the pure-team Half-ass...
>>98220628
FUCK OFF COLE!
>>98220628
Ain't like it's her weapon. She's just lifting it offa chicaling.
>>98220507
IMPOSTER!
>>98220000
>No one comes to BBonnie's rescue
Tired, pls
Team Lewd may not have as many artists as Team Pure, but they definitely have the public support!
Will Team Pure carry on with their general disabled and one of their finest caressing a dildo? Or will the combined force of public opinion and extreme violence by Team Lewd crush purity once and for all?
More at six.
>Team pure
>Dildos
>Team Lewd
>Not fucking everyone
Come ON
>>98220598
Whoops, didn't mean that first reply.
Oh well.
>>98220000
God fucking dammitWhy I gotta go and be the nice person only to be showed up. This is the type of shit that makes villains people
>>98220727
No. I truly am the Protom-Lad.
I love to write about the insignificant rabbit having relations with the insignificant guard, and pathetic worm technicians being accosted by crude facsimiles of baked goods.
Also, please, everyone disregard this post: >>98218596
It is clearly the work of shitposter hotpocket tumblrites, and should not be trusted or inspected in any way.
Continue your battles.
Hail to the undying master of all sin.
>>98219284
How rude of you, anon. Telling other persons to give me a blowjob so I don't react. How rude of you, sport.
>>98220962
>he uses a Luger for his main weapon
>8-round capacity
>sensitive to battlefield conditions
This is going to end well for you...
>>98221043H-How much for the box of guns?...
>>98221110I was originally going to draw the gun jamming but I decided against it and tried to be the nice guy
>>98221253
That's a collectors item, not some carry piece!
>>98221352
>>98221352
>Implying Foxy cares
>Implying Foxy doesn't have more than 1 and infact has one on display
>Implying Foxy cares about anything but style, a Luger being a stylish fire arm and appropriate to his headgear.
Reposting before going to attempt working on something more legitimate.
>>98221549
Eh, your right. I won't nit-pick that much...I'm more of a Mauser Broomhandle guy myself anyway.
>>98221562
He got roundhouse kicked by a chicken going a thousand miles an hour, while on fire.
Not slapped with a dildo.
>>98221562
No. Do not question anything about this conflict. No ulterior motives are being enacted. Continue your meaningless shallow lives.
>>98221248
One crate goes for $3500, pal. About 15 Tauruses model 92, chambered in 9mm, comes with three magazines, all loaded with standard 9mm ammunition. I can also sell them separately for $400. I can offer even more discount if you take two or more boxes.
>>98221740
Show me your wares, I don't buy Taurus.
>>98220962
>>98220000
>>98220983
Guys, I'm getting a mortal kombat vibe here.
I think we need a minute to think this over.
Also maybe we should check on boy bonnie
>>98221689
Yeah, i noticed, I'm just an idiot
I'm just gonna stay in my bunker till it's all over
>>98221562
I don't know why, but something is telling me he might of have enjoyed it.
>>98221850
Maybe we let this thing get a little too out of hand.
>>98221943
I'd say, it's boring as shit.
>>98221920
I was expecting a nuke to drop, honestly.
Here's a stupid attempt at writefagging
>Over the span of your week at the new freddy fazbears pizzeria you've been subjected to a constant barrage of murder attempts by bots, toy and old alike.
>Recently however, that has changed. The old and new bots have ceased their previous hostilities and have now taken a indifferent view to you.
>It's not that they chose this, after your sixth night you decided to try and see if you could make a deal with the leader of the animatronics.
>You tried talking things out with the Freddy's, both old and new. Both of which refused any offer of peace.
>It was at then that you made your acquaintance with the prize puppet, the one who the other bots considered their master.
>Unlike the two Freddy Fazbears, the puppet heard you out and decided a certain deal could be reached.
> However it would require you give something in return whenever the puppet needed it.
>That time was now.
>The puppet had turned off the music box and stared into the prize corners security camera. Its two white pupils seemingly gazing into you, despite just being a face on a screen, its grinning mask seems to appear even more crafty and sinister than usual.
>With a groan you get up, this had been the third time puppet had called out to you.
>Although you shuddered at the thought of the alternative; being stuffed in a animatronic suit, an iron maiden style death.
>With a yawn and a quick stretch you make your way to the prize corner, shaking and loosening your limbs, you are going to need them.
>As you pass through the main hallway from your office, you notice foxy the pirate standing at the end of the hall. You remember the initial terror of seeing the red animatronic staring at you from the darkness, and the desperation of clicking your miniscule flash light at him til he sauntered off.
>Now he was essentially harmless, limited to merely giving you a mean look or a spook every now and then.
>Regardless you give him the finger, and keep walking
>>98221920
Whattcha got in there?Is there room?
Okay, so I may or may not be working on some bullshit game right now.These are all still kind of rough, so some things are bound to be tweaked/fixed in the future.Any thoughts you guys might have?
>>98222090
Sorry you aren't amused by 10 artists drawing shit that's fun for them. Feel free to go to any of the other gazillion pages on the internet in the meantime.
>>98221846
Uhhh I could get you about anything, pal. Smith and Wesson, Colt, Sig Sauer, Ruger, Glock. It's your choice. I just offered Taurus because it's from my homeland. A bit more cheaper because of that, y'know.
I can't draw fast enough to get involved in these things, so instead just have my shitty one-shot contribution
>>98222124
Being stupd is no excuse for not proofreading, damnit.
But still, go on.
>The puppet was sitting atop it's prize counter, an elbow resting on the box it usually resided in. It's legs were crossed with one hand tapping the countertop impatiently.
>"It's about time" The puppet spoke, breaking room's quiet ambience.
>"Any longer and I might have had to go find you, and you wouldn't like what would come after that."
>The puppets eyes (If you could even call those sockets eyes) look you over top to bottom , it's fingers making a slow 'come hither' motion.
>"Now now Mr. Guard, let's not beat around the bush. You know what I'm after, so come over here and GIVE IT TO ME!" The puppet yells, losing it's previous composure. It's eyes are staring into yours as you watch it briefly.
> It's hands are gripping the countertop hard, the puppet nervously fidgets and crosses it's legs, trying to hide it's growing craving.
>A craving only a being of flesh and blood such as yourself can satisfy.
>You ready yourself for what's to come, you've never seen the puppet this worked up before,
>"Let's get this over with"
>Without even responding, the puppet lunges off the counter and wraps it's long boneless arms around you. It begins to run it's hands over your chest and shoulders, trying to feel under your clothes.
>It's hand eventually find their mark between your legs as it give you a firm grab below the belt.
>You almost tell it to watch the hands, but you're stopped by the puppet suddenly dropping it's head to waist level, it's eyes meeting yours for a brief moment.
>The puppet makes quick work of your belt and zipper as it can hardly contain the excitement at getting it's prize.
>With a slow deliberate motion, the puppet reaches inside your underwear to pull out a massive 8 inch long Mars Bar. The kind with nuts and caramel inside.
>The puppet quickly unwraps the soft chocolate morsel and devours it with a capacity you never knew it had
>With a content sigh and a wave of the wrist it dismisses you back to your nightly duties.
>Sometimes you hate this job
>>98221685
Mauser is a fine pistol, I always thought pistols were more practical at least for trench warfare and such. If I had to pick a German rifle it would have to be theWalther 2000
>>98222289
I just died. That Toy Bonnie. Oh my god.
>>98222252
A gameboy and an old VHS player. Come on in.
>You flip up your monitor, flipping through the cams shows nothing. You seem to be alone for now.
>What will you do?
>>98221943
Negative. In my human opinion this has become far too in of hand.
The carnage must increase. Also this flesh-form grows weary and must enter a typical human sleep cycle. I bid you good tidings and urge you to commit more acts of war.
>>98222494
Throw the chair into the hallway
>>98222494
Look behind myself, obviously.
>>98222338
I'm sorry anon, I'll put more effort in next time. This was just an attempt to get an idea down before I go to work.
>>98222494
Put on a dubstep song.
I say we stop this war entirely just to spite whatever's currently posing as Protom.
>>98222289
As for thoughts, well, you should really try to make Foxy's tail sway from left to right, it would look fine and proper. Having his tail stuck on one side looks weird. But I reckon it'll take a bit of effort to do that.
Blonnie has to be a twink, of course.
Gotta love how even your pixels look smug. It's neat.
Also, before I forget, HOLY FUCK, HYPE
>>98222591
>>98222603
You stand up and throw your chair into the hallway. Something skitters around out there.
>>98222694
As much as you wish you could go to the future and bring some Skrill back you can't, sadly its only 1987.
>get all hype reading through last thread
>start drawing
>catch up to this thread
>now everyone's sick of it
I just wanted to play too.
I triedA thread too late too
>>98223130
Well. I think that one great thing has been released by then; Play some Huey Lewis and the News.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZaanVQ_IBI
>>98220236
>>98220628
S-SHUT UP!
>>98220598
>>98221850
Well then? What's it gonna be? I'll take you both on if I have to!
Literally everyone's late to the party.
>>98222289
What kind of game exactly?
Like a dating sim?
An RPG?
>>98223130
Take your flashlight, turn it on
dive into the abyss
>>98223306
VERY GOOD.
>>98223398
>dating sim
I wanna date the little gay smug one.
>>98223471
No one's stopping you.
He's a smug cunt, unfortunately.
>>98223601Lord only knows how many times i've gotten his ending.
Probably more times than Ace and fhf combined have gotten Freddy's and Bonnie's.
>>98223294
Maybe there'd be some CDs in the party room.
>>98223442
You turn your flashlight on and head into the hallway. Your chair is here, lying on its side.
>>98222289
It's not MangleQuest, so it's shit.
But seriously, it looks like a waifu game, but I see no waifus on that spritesheet. Unacceptable.
>>98223692
Take it and use it as a shield
Look around for a second before you go to the bathroom
>>98223659I've not actually played the game, but ok I guess.
>>98223731
Oh shit, its fat Jesus!
>>98223756Next you're gonna say you don't wamma slam crotches with the gay purple rabbit, Ace.
Its a sin to lie, you know.
>>98223659
I didn't play the game at all but you could say that, anon.
>>98222367
>Mars bar
You motherfucker
>>98223231
When did the Aquabats get a tank?
>>98223306
Bloody Stream > Sono Chi no Sadame > END OF THE WORLD > Stand Proud
>>98222367
Lovely
>>98222861
Yeah, I was thinking about that exact thing while working on Foxy. It shouldn't be too hard to dohopefully
And thanks! No work of mine is safe from the smug, apparently.
>>98223398
Since dating sims are a nightmare to program, it's going to be an RPG, hahaa.
>>98223707
This is just the first wave of many, my friend. You'll get your pixel waifus.Though I can't guarantee it's gonna be a waifu kinda game.
So are we taking a break from this lewd war thing, because its starting to get a bit huge and I kinda wanted to get back to just doodling dumb stuff?
Oh, and heres something that totally isn't a bad ending in repair-quest.
>>98223363
What?! No, didn't you listen, theres something bigger going on. We need to all sit down and think this over.
>>98223731Favorite JoJo villian. Go.
>>98224069
>Bloody Stream > Sono Chi no Sadame > END OF THE WORLD > Stand Proud
You are entitled to your opinion but you are dead WRONG.
Can someone just check on BB? I know he's my enemy and stuff but I'd rather have him alive than dead.
>>98224352
Curious, which do you prefer? I think most people like Stand Proud the most, but it doesn't feel special to me.
I'm not talking about intros of course, because Bloody Stream isn't that good visually.
>>98222367
You fucker, you got me good.
>>98224485
I'd poke him with a steel pipe if someone would draw Joel in.
>>98224189
O...oh. I'll go back to lurking then.
>>98223363
Porque no los dos?
>>98224189
I think we need to take a pause aswell, now's a good time I think, a fight is about to happen, we need to sort out those who entered late so we can factor them in.
>>98222367
>8 inch long Mars Bar. The kind with nuts and caramel inside.
>Mars Bar
>With nuts
A Mars bar with nuts is a Snickers you sonofa- oh.
I get it.
>>98224485
No mercy for the the weak. Finish him off.
>>98224352oingoboingo
>>98224069
Oingo Boingo > you
>>98223794
jesus takes the wheel
>>98224503
I like End of the world most because it has such a kick and with all three singers. Just feels like the more important of the bunch.
Bloody Stream is definitely the liveliest of the bunch though.
>>98224485
Fuck him, what about Balloon Chica? She got shot multiple times.
Get your priorities straight.
>>98224740
>finishing him off
Nah. We should take him into custody and extract all the information we can. It's the rational thing to do, and the better action to take.
>>98223231
>>98223756Okay there I finished it. For Ace
>>98224189
Huh? Oh, you mean >>98218596 taking over Protom-Lad? Yeah I thought he was acting weird. Maybe we should save him, then continue our fight?
>>98224485
I suppose we can... make sure he is still alive, at least.
>>98224870
OH SHIT-
>>98224485
>>98224870I wanted to be silly. Have a shitty drawing.
>>98225361
The Timeline as I understand it now.
How did this whole Pure vs Lewd war even start?
>>98224923
>>98225361
We should interrogate protom instead, because whatevers possesing him wants us too fight.
>>98225813
All I know is I'm tired of seeing it.
>>98225813
Someone posted an old image which was a parody poster of Star wars with the headline "The Lewd Wars"
>>98225998
And I bet you're in the same group of people who called The Pizza Games a boring circle jerk
>>98225998
So go away?????????
Or pay the artists to draw what YOU want?
>>98225813
>>98225998
>>98226132
Or don't even pay, just ask.
>>98226132
>???????????
Are you 12 or something?
>>98225986
It's important that we rescue both injured and we interrogate Mr. Protom. All of them play important roles to solve this little war.
>>98226248
Nah, I was just trying to speak that poster's language. Making a post just saying "I don't like how other people have fun! I can't just ignore it for a few hours!" probably can't be reasoned with adult language.
aloha snack fart
>>98225701
Somewhere in there Stickfox smacked Repairanon
>>98225998
That's a shame, I enjoy it. It's almost like a collaborative drawquest at this point.
>>98226118
It was.
>>98226392
I like it too. It's been pretty entertaining all night and it's a nice throwback to the old days when drawfags used to play draw-tennis like this.
I say unless the drawfags get sick of it do whatever you want. A single anon shouldn't sway an entire thread.
>>98226175
Updated. This seemed like the most logical place to put it as of now
>Miss a mini-conversation about mindbreak.
Ah yeah. Who find viewing the thoughts of a person as they slowly start to lose their sense of self arousing?
Creeps that's who.
HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA.
Ha.fuck my life.
>>98226707
Creep.
>>98226707
Fuck no, not you too
>>98224870
Eh, I had my 5 minutes of fun. That gunshot can't kill this thing so much as time will.
>>98226707
Respect lost. Go crawl in a hole.
>>98226707I still love you friend.
>>98226707Dammit now I imagine Mangle having this fetish and I can't imagine which side she'd be on
>>98226707You're still alright in my book.
>>98226707
That made you better in my book
>>98226702
I think that works nicely
>>98226390
This isn't me
But this one definitely is
Just like with GhostQuest, my contributions always come fashionably late and during cease fires.
>>98226758
>>98226782
>>98226887
>>98226782
I guess you could say I find the mind arousing, in a way. Mindbreak is just a (albiet twisted and fucked up) sub genre of that fact. I don't know so much about bimbo/sissification aspect, but I do find it intriguingand a bit arousing.
Then again I don't often consider fetish to coincide with the way someone views the world. Differentiating fantasy from reality is important, and those who can't do so are pretty dangerous.
That said, I didn't read the fic that was posted. I don't often read fics unless they've been rec'D to me or pointed out to me. Mostly because I'm a slow reader.
>>98227204
Anyone who didn't see this coming is blind.
>>98226392
We should continue it later once we figure out exactly whats going on, this has gotten a bit too big.
>>98227198
>INFIDEL WHORE
The little things.
>>98224805
End of the World is pretty great. Something about Sono Chi no Sadame tickles all the right spots, though. It's the instruments, I think. The first few seconds get me every time.
>>98227204
I really didn't see that coming!
>>98226941
>>98227034
>>98227139
Don't get me wrong. It's not something I actively use in works or the like. I'm just not going to pretend I'm not a fan of it.
>>98227010I don't know if I'd go THAT far friend, but she is a pretty freaky bot compared to the others.
Damn it! I get back as soon as everyone stops fighting!
Why'd you guys have to stop now?!
>>98227198
Why are arabs always pointing up, anyway?Oh God, that's Mike, isn't it
>>98227198
That puppet has seen things, man.
>>98223363
That's some Super Saiyan shit going on there.
What's with the green eyes?
>>98227204
Whore of Babylon, leave the drummer boy alone
Drew some TiredFreddy, the ears were a pain to get right
He's still the same cuddly bearjust be careful of the joints
>>98227632
Holding up a finger, like a teacher of olden days would. It's kind of a common thing with religions.
>>98227569freaky bot with shit taste in anime
>>98227937
She likes Dragonball. Fuck your taste, nigga.
>>98227937
>>98227810
Cute and fluffy.
>>98227725
>just notice it now
Sharp eyes luciferAlso nice chicken you made earlier
>>98227810
This is far superior the the actual TiredFreddy. This one actually looks like a robot, child mascot, and is cute as fuck. 10/10, would hug.
>>98227806
Fool! StickFox is by far the most dangerous threat Team Pure has to its name! Do you see that battle armor?
It takes a special breed of elite solider to enter war with a mop!
Subterfuge was the only chance of taking that behemoth down!
>>98227810
Oh gosh Nameless you wonderful so and so, I love it.
Thank you so much!!!
>>98228106
..t-thanks anon. True though.
>>98228024
I'm not sure about either of these.
>>98228108
Battle armor is for pussy's!
>>98228039
Thanks, broski. I like my chicken like I like my music: metal(disregarding the fact punk and metal are two different music genres for the sake of the pun, of course)
>>98227204
Good to see you're on board with us
>>98228457
>Battle armor for pussies
So, condoms?
>>98227241
I dislike it because it's another fetish done to death, and another fetish that tells me more about the person with the fetish/whoever it's intended for.
What does that fetish tell me? Bimbofication tells me they probably are scared of partners of equal or greater intellect. Mindbreak tells me they probably find themselves so unattractive that they like partners so mindless they no longer make decisions on who or what they fuck. Small things like whether the "protag" or audience stand-in character is actively doing it tells me that the audience probably feels powerless or insecure about what control they exert in their own lives.
It's a similar reason why I dislike guro as porn as opposed to when people just troll with it; another fetish where the kink is created by the viewer/creator's frustrations and need to dominate or control others through fear and violence. Point being, they're understandable and I can't really say they're "bad" as opposed to everything else people fap to, but I personally just find them pathetic due to what they're rooted in.
>>98227569
I just don't know, you know?
I mean, I'm a huge faggot. I'm incredibly soft. Can't watch people suffer without being squeamish. Can't even begin to comprehend how to be mean to someone.
I mean, you can somewhat understand those S&M guys. They like the feeling, and it'susuallyconsensual.
Even if you take someone's legs, arms, and body, they still have their mind.
But to attack someone's mind? The core of their being? Their take identity, their being, their very essence?
To destroy that, and, on top of all, get off on that?
I just
I just can't
>>98228693
Also fun fact: The Germans employed Flamethrowers in WWI
>>98228747
Nah, that's just what Duke Nukem told me to say.
>>98228749
Holy shitfuck dude, none of this is accurate at all and the fact that you're even considering this in your brain tells me a lot about you.
>>98228754
Anon, you are such agood person. The world needs more people like youholy shit.
>>98228882
Like what? I'm open about my opinions, tell me yours.
We are anonymous after all.
I'm probably going to redo this when I'm not congested as hell.Also without the goofy attempt at an accent.
http://picosong.com/VCnQ/
Hello there warriors! I'm presenting you the RPG-7, the most effective rocket launcher world wide, and it's still being used! Its rocket can penetrate 2.2 inches into armor, and that's the weakest rocket it can be used. It's very reliable and won't let you down. Order yours today. Sold separately or on bulk.
It can penetrate battle armor just fine
>>98228754I'm with you on that.
>>98228754
I know that feeling. I'm weird in the way that watching people get hurt or cry [warning 2edgy4you]makes me laughand I really don't like it.
>>98228108
http://picosong.com/VCnT/I tried, lack of sfx notwithstanding.
>>98228996
But can it penetrate the evils of the lewd?
>>98228754
That's honestly kind of sweet,mindfuck does nothing for me but I've had a rape+forced impreg fetish for as long as I can remember and I hate myself so much for it. Sometimes you just can't help being into some awful shit I guess.
>>98229162
If by "evil" you mean thick armor, sure thing, bud. I also offer other types of rockets that penetrate up to 20 inches of armor.
Where da killin at
>>98229085
>makes me laugh
A lot of people say this, but usually what they really mean is that they laugh at stylized violence. Real violence without bright blood splatters, sound effects, or a real "aftermath" is not very funny at all.
>>98229465I laughed when my mother almost had a heart attack and died and when I saw my dad fall off a ladder and almost break his neck.
>>98229256
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/schadenfreude
If you mean this, then you're pretty normal.
>>98228749
I won't disagree with you, because quite frankly I think you're right. Nor do you have to believe me when I say my main interest lies in what the mind goes through during the prossess moreso than the results. It didn't even occur to me that it's bimbofication because of thatthough yeah, looking at it it is. I'm a special kind of autistic apparently.I think I always put it more in lines of corruption than anything else, which is probably also stupid of me.
When I read fic, for example, I have a special interest in how a character is feeling or reacting at any given moment. Feeling connected to the character is arousing to me, and seeing their mind so conflicted is interesting to me. The battle of instinct over logic, moreso than the surrender that mindbreak often brings.
You're also right that it's been done to death. It's easy to find even when that's not when you're looking for.
>>98228754
I don't blame you. To be honest, I think the knowledge that it's fantasy being at the front of my mind is probably what shields me from a lot of fetishism. I've been on the internet for a while. I've seen a lot of shit that used to freak me out that I no longer bat an eyelash too. I think it says more about overexposure than anything, though.
I'm not trying to defend or justify the fetish. Just explain what about it appeals to me personally.
Didn't intend to open up a can of worms with all this. I should have been smart and said nothing, but the damage is already done I guess.
>>98228996
I'm not part of this fight, but do you have any M79s? I need one cuzmuh Terminator 2.
I heard team lewd needed reinforcements.
>>98228693
>>98228820
You may want a gas mask for that since all the air in front of you will combust.
>>98229085
Truth be told anon, even death in movies makes me uncomfortable, let alone death in real life. In movies I find myself laughing uncomfortably, and in real life I mentally shut down.
>>98229682
>Dopefox
NO
>>98229551
Hm, well scratch that - if that's true you may just be a sociopath. Shows what I know.
>>98229682
I'm in the time warp, aren't I?
>>98229682
>That J
Hmmm.
Yeah. Yeah, I would!
>>98229634
Sure thing dude. I mostly have Russian merchandise but I can get you a M79, some came along with Russian shit from 'nam. How many units you want?
>>98229682
Glorious
>>98229387
Nice toy guns there, shorty
>>98229682
Marvel at how far the king of feels and tears has fallen. Do not cry for him.
>>98229682
It was only a matter of time, wasn't it?
>>98229551
Depends if they abused you or anything though anon. I mean if they were abusive they deserve it.
>>98229820
>>98229551
>>98229889
Furries! Worse than ect ect ect
>>98229891
Just one, and I need a bandolier for my grenades.Also, if you could put some Tiger-stripe camo on the launcher like Apocalypse Now, that'd be nice too.
>>98229889
>>98229972
They're the sweetest people you could ever meet. They've never harmed a flyexcept for one guy that tried to gut my father when he was a security guard.
I'm just awful.
>>98228754Funnily enough, I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly - the thought of breaking someone physically or mentally is terrifying to me in one of the deepest senses.
That being said, a temporary thing like going blank from pleasure during an orgasm is hot as FUCK.
Light corruption too, I guess.
I need to draw fast and HANDS ARE TOO SLOW
>>98229935
>>98229682
>>98230121Do you feel any remorse for being a pedophile?
>>98230121Then what's with the enthusiasm you have with rape?
>>98229994I don't get the reference.
I'll assume you think I'm some sort of monster? Idk, it's just my way of coping. I can't say I NEVER cry during deaths. I think my mind shutting for a while is my body's way of saying 'you genuinely cannot handle this at the moment. A defense mechanism of sorts.'
>>98228749
This is the most fedora post I've ever seen. First it discusses fetishes in a "good/bad" way instead of a "have/do not have" way, which means you don't even understand what fetishes are. You open up with a stance that popular fetishes are bad. "Done to death"? Who cares? Fetishes aren't a hipster thing where you get points for having the cool underground indie fetish before it gets mainstream. Then you go on to break down "reasons behind fetishes and what they tell you about people", which is ridiculous to the point of wanting to tell you to google the definition of the word "fetish". Wanting a fantasy extension of submission means people are "scared of partners of greater intellect"? Nobody has to be scared of anything or smarter than anyone to get their dick hard to a power fantasy. This entire post reeks of Edan.
>>98230140Can I still hit you up on that voice or draw fag request you offered me from last night's thread? I fell asleep so that's why I didn't respond.
>>98229682
Beautiful.
What is happening in this general? I'm for feels but geez guys. Please stay safe, okay?
>>98230121
>That second spoiler
I agree, that is fucking hot as hell.
Holy shit we're going full spoilers tonight, I mean, I know we're getting off topic but damn.
I guess since we're confessing sins.I don't really know how to care about my friends and I've stolen tons of money from those friends.
>>98230140If anyone wants me to stop posting shitty mspaint bullcrap just tell me.
>>98230257
More the sake that each of the bosses in MGS4 handled grief a different way. Laughing Octopus here, after watching everyone she loved and know get brutally killed and her whole world basically destroyed, all she could do was laugh.
It's also an old tradition with judaism to grieve, then try and laugh the pain away when something tragic occurs. Which is why a lot of the offensive holocaust jokes are by Jewish comedians or writers and why you stereotypically see so many of them writing comedy in Hollywood and Broadway.
In other news, anyone checked Scott's site lately?
Not lewd war related but posting anyway.L-looks like I*click* found m-me-me a new f-i-ir-irst mateeeEEEEE