>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://blog.dota2.com/2015/03/various-pathfinding-fixes/
New players: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=123364976
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Disable cosmetics: http://dota2nohats.neocities.org
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotahattery.com
Translator: www.sletmo.com/dota2translator
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.dotamax.com/
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.beyondthesummit.tv
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Reminder BTS is a microcosm of the world in that Jews ruin, and run, everything.
reminder that BU's honeymoon is over and singsing will eventually off with himself due to this decline
reminder to report every post that isn't Dota related
>>96870071
How is this post dota related? :^)
>>96869921
>>96869974
>>96870014
wow i didnt know we had a lot of scootaloo/pol fags in d2g
Thanks Free Market!
Reminder that only high test anime makes you win dota.
>>96870109
How is this post dota related?
hail to the Timber King.
No shitposting below this line
_______________________________________
reminder how do I build Drow for maximum not-feeding?
I usually go brown boots, mom, blink/sb, maelstrom, BoT
> TFW you coach your 2.7k friend.
> They're super stoaked about it, eargely lapping up information.
> TFW you even get them a triple kill by barking autistic envy like commands to JUMP AT SHAMAN
> THey dont 'mind and are just happy someone is helping themforfree
>tfw im only 3.9k but it feels nice to help someone
I might get good, just so i can have a badge that says im good enough to coach, this is really fun.
>>96870130
pretty sure godz used that exact shirt yesterday and the day before
who is bangfish
im pretty sure its possible to have multiple of a generic shirt like that, especially someone whos this superficial about showing chest
>>96870253
of course. I'm sure godz puts a lot of thought on how to dress in front of the camera.
> mfw skywrath cuck still not bad as a support
>>96869921
what was original posts?
xth for this raging cunt, made my day already
>>96870353
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>96870353
well the thing is, people who dont put a lot of thought into it just buy piles of what they think works
>>96870395
who dat seed steed m8n9
Who would be the best hero to main while trying to focus on learning the game?
I've been playing for ages so I have decent general knowledge already but need to work on game sense, decision making and mechanics.
I'd prefer to do it with a mid hero or an offlaner.
>>96869398
What does Join Dota represent
>>96870131
I've got enough testosterone for 15 inpuberty male boys, anon.
>>96870472
cockwerk
shadow friend
roaming potm of the meow
>>96870483
JD represents clueless not enlightened shits
4chan represents enlightened ones
even ratio of people representing checks in
Reminder that I forgot what I was going to shitpost here in this post
>>96870483
Failure of the white
>play sk
>refresher first item
>antimage nyx rubick silencer and abbadon on enemy team
>muted flaming homo clinkz adds me through steam just to flame me
>thisisntevenranked.jpg
>spend rest of the match faffing about, casually dying here and there
>get a mythic windwaifu set as drop after we lost
best game of my life
i can imagine the clinkz seething with rage
>>96870162
reminder I need Drow tips
>>96870458
livserenity, streamer
>>96870592
his tears were delicious
Help I can't stop talking in memes
Memes are the wildcard of words you can drop a meme in place of many nouns and get a sentence understandable by the most advanced meme processor on earth, the human brain
Your're in captain's mode drafting against this guy. What do you do?
>>96870570
>>96870580
well d2g, i for one hate jews everywhere, but yet I respect them, the ability to brainwash msot of the fucking planet is something you cant help but admire. There's probably cucks reading this going "anti semitist" while not realising how fucking brainwashed they are.
What has become of scarlet? Has she given up on dota?
When will Jerax play for the gook?
>>96870670
>mfw 4chan accidently human language understandable globally
thats a me me i can meme for
>>96870580
is soe just a bts agent sent in to disrupt gd and jd?
why cant white men ignore temptresses and focus on the real goals
>>96870745
ask him where he bought that sweet ass TV
>>96870769
Women and Jews both exist to destroy
Women do it for free (attention)
Jews do it for money
>>96870815
>>96870704
wrong post
>>96870670
tfw talkin memes with irl friends
they dont understand a sigle shit and beg me to stop meming on them
:'(
>>96870704
Ask him why he's sponsored by badRedbull
>>96870704
insta-abandon, apparently im not in unranked AP due to some mistake
>>96869979
Can someone explain me this nature build manta and shit
>>96870374
ive never thought i'd see the day where graveler, is posted on d2g. he's my favourite pokemon, t-thanks anon.
>>96870874
are you that kid i know who is a beta, got freindzoned then cried publicly infront of said girl? because i fucked that girl LOL
also you're breath stinks as shit
>>96870874
Take song lyrics and try to insert meme into them it's so easy
>>96870704
Ask why he doesn't spend his money in acne treatment.
>>96870938
no, im that guy that has a decent social life, make the mob raise when enters a party and fucks your gf, but browses 4c because is a memer inside
>>96870912
>heart pupils
Taking addiction to supernormal stimuli to another level
We're going to need a metadone equivalent to cartoons soon.
>>96870717
i overheard funny, yet inspiring talk todayat work.
One guy was talking some nonsense about religion and how hindu worship hundred gods etc and so on, 2 guys were laughing about him talking about shit no one cares about.
Somewhere between 4th guy heard those 2 guys laughning and asked them, "and which God are you guys worshipping ? money ?"
That gave me quite depressing thought, that slavery is still a thing, all over the world. Except its not whip making you do shit that you dont want to do. Its the money.
I know i didnt discovered anything revolutionary, but what is truly depressing, is that people have no clue...
In the end everything will fade away. Even time, so why bother with this life if reincarnation isnt a thing ?
goddammit why is fucking meracle on support
I wish Drow was my mom, things would be different aroun here.
>>96871042
>feeling like you have to spoiler the fact you're successful at life
Ohhhh man you've internalized 4chan propaganda
>random Death Prophet
>midding
>no donkey
>warlock: who is going to buy donkey??????
>explain he's the support
>OK BUT I'M NOT UPGRADING IT
>mfw
>our Axe gives first blood to enemy team
>13 min mark
>enemy 10 kills, we have 1 kill
>sofarsogood.jpg
>playing against disrupter, doom, ogre, keeper, nyx
>disables,disableseverywhere.jpg
>nyx getting fed beyond measure
>20 min mark
>enemy 17 kills, we have 8
>fucking finally getting my bloodstone
>building pipe
>void on our team finally starting to carry somewhat
>finally getting my pipe
>44-25
>nyx more fat than an American
>bottom barracks go down
>they make a final push
>ohboyherewego.png
>GO FEED MY BEAUTIFUL SISTERS (and a few other ultimates)
>Death Prophet just pwned Doom Bringer
>so much going on
>DOUBLE KILL
>disrupter trying to port away
>crypt swarm + ghosts
>TRIPLE KILL
>ohgodwhatishappening
>PUSH MID PUSH MID
>destroy tier 2 tower
>so many pings
>destroy tier 3 tower
>spam ping on barracks
>start destroying ancient towers
>ancient has no protection
>nyx stunns us and disrupter silences and traps
>ancient not taking enough damage
>ohgodno
>find spot to get out of the silence cloud
>something spots my eye
>GO MY SWEET SISTERS, GO
>DIRE VICTORY
>mfw match lasted 62 minutes
tfw best match someone ever had.
>>96871083
You would be black?
>>96871009
> don't have gf
> girls cheat with me anywa
tfw don't want gf because don't want to be cheated on, yet i cuck guys all the time
"I think PPD. -blushes and looks away- I think there's a lot on his shoulders... like all the time. You may not see it, but he has to think of the draft - he does all the drafting by himself. He has to, like, guide the game for us. He tells us what to do. He's a real leader. Other teams don't have leaders and maybe that's why they're not as good as us."
-mason, on his former teammate and captain, 2014
FUCK WHY DID I BET ON 5EVA
>>96871185
it's time to leave your degenerate environment anon
>>96871042
nothing matters in the end, but i was born so you know wtf may as well enjoy it . probs aliens ayy lmao past us and theyre like oh cute a species. hey wanna take a visit? nah who cares, gotta pick up silicone brain transufsions in the next 2 parsevx anyway bro, ok man ayy lmao!!
>>96871209
>maybe that's why they're not as good as us
shoudve asked Vici & Newbee what their drafter does
>>96871149
WOAH WOAH
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST YOU WERE MEMEING RIGHT THERE ?!
>>96871149
sorry dude, it might have been a nice blog but i stopped reading at 'blodstone'
>tfw you get matched with 4 retards
what went wrong
>rise in MMR
>teammates actually appear worse than before
nice game dotards
I feel like starting to play hearthstone
How long does it take to get the decent cards
>>96871209
>keyboard and mouse on the same level of monitor
>>96871385
1 minutes if you want to spend money
>>96871335
they saw you building first item armlet and abandond
>>96871209
>only 2 monitors
>that tiny ass desk
>that tiny ass cuck keyboard
>xbox
>losing his game
>watching slav ladder
>non apple phone
what a fag
>>96871042
>>96871227
Thats why people become gommies
>>96871382
i swear my games were higher skill in the 3k bracket than in the 4k bracket or at the very least they were more consistent
>>96871489
that looks like the 4S
and tenkeyless boards are the shit.
who needs a number pad? is he an accountant?
>>96871209
i want to nip on ppd's ears and tell him he's cute!
>>96871489
thats literally an iphone you idiot
>>96871385
not long if you play face rush aggro deck.
But constructed in HS is stupid as fuck.
twitch tv/insils/b/635162282
Litsen to 22:34
"This guy shot my little creep......oh no"
HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK SHE IS ADORABLE?
SHE IS 5K MMR SOON TO BE A CS MAJOR AND SHE LOOKS PRETTY QT.
Insil is our queen.
>>96871385
depends on how much money you are willing to spend. if you got like 50 bucks you can havea pretty good deck or can at least make one off gate. if you are trying to grind the cards out it takes a lot longer unless your playing arena and then its all up to how well you can manage a deck
>>96871634
grow up fucking faggot
WHY DOES LINA Q DO 320 AT MAX LEVEL.
EXPLAIN.
>no ppd anime
Are you hyped?
>>96871816
why is sheever the only one that looks nothing like the real thing
>>96871816
who ever made that image has no idea what any of them look like
>>96871149
>bloodstone DP
into the trench it goes
WHY
DOES
GODZ
ONLY
HAVE
ONE
SHIRT
>>96871865
what teams are going
THE HARDEST GAAAAAME
>>96871927
he is trying to connect with his neet audience
I've been playing Hots instead of dota recently
Its the same basic game, but removes the frustration elements. And since its so much more casual, you dont feel as bad when a retard teammate throws the game.
The game seems to have a much stronger focus on "Fun" rather than competitiveness. Which is nice. Because I'm not competing for money, I'm trying to have fun.
I just dont think I can go back to dota at this point just to face another jugg/troll matchup while valve blames the community for not fixing pathfinding bugs for them in blog posts
>>96871927
he just doesn't give a shit
>>96871816
>siractionslacks
Why is this person a thing in the dota 2 community?
What is with all the 3.4k blogposting lately?
Is this a new meme that I am not aware of?
>>96871874
Sexism.
>>96871149
>noobstone dp
stopped reading there
>>96872045
10/10 will spray with cold water.
>>96872029
>blog posts
how queer of you to mention
>>96872040
i m wondering the same about this nahaz-faggot
>>96872029
If you play Hots you can't visit the gulag or use our memes
>>96872045
still better than patrick shit ghost and liege lel OUCH
Why do people stack Wraith Bands
>27 damage
>>96872154
cheap stats, on drow i gives you more with your aura on
>carry PotM
our gooks are memeing a bit too hard
nth for wyvern
>>96872402
why on earth would VG want hao? he is objectively bad and newbee only won ti4 because of meme push as demonstrated by their recent play
>>96872402
Rabbit looks like Buu
>>96872402
LGD looks the strongest here
>>96872402
will burning ever retire?
>>96872594
Every year
can we just have old mouz back?
I'LL APPROACH AT YOU AT LEVEL TWO
MY PEEPERS ON TARGET
AND THEN
SHRAPNEL!!
HOO HOO!!!!
HA HA!!!!
BOOM!!!!
HEADSHOT!!
Whats the fucking point of Oracle.
Everything I fucking do enemies counter the fuck out with ease.
>>96872132
psg your pills
how do i build earth spirit?
i usually go bottle, boots, blink, aghs then what after this? is armlet good? or should i go deso?
SEA monkeys won the LeL international
In dota SEA monkeys are diarrhea shit
explain?
>>96872767
void counter
>>96872827
still better than NA :^)
>>96872865
you're cute
post tummy?
>mirana on my team maxes arrow, leap, and then puts points into stats
>whines later about not being able to deal with pushes
Am I breeding it right
Guys, anyTechies tips?
>>96873057
>shadow blade
>ever
On no hero in the game, ever. If anything make a SnY. The maim goes through magic immunity when frost arrows won't.
>>96873057
>maxes frost arrows first
into the trash
guys
guys listen
what if6 bottle Wisp
>>96873105
>shadow blade slark
>bad
im 3.6k shall I start playing solo ranked
>>96873159
what if 6 tranquils wisp
reminder that if you are 5k on murica ur actualy sub 4k shitter on EU
does zeus spamming still work in placement matches to gain higher mmr?
>>96873204
well meme'd
>>96873105
Shadow blade is great in solo que
>>96873057
Always put a value point in the silent. Also I prefer to go stats over frost arrow early on. But I play a heavy farm/split push drow. Also, manta style and agility items.
>>96873204
>>96873253
dumb frogposters
Nice DRM platform Dotards
>>96873197
but they dont stack do they
Bottles drain charges separately so you can literally be a walking fountain and use Relocate to fill them
>tfw climbing mmr with no problemo goblemo techos
>>96873253
if it's true is it still memeing?
>>96873312
so ur 2.9k
>>96873303
but they do fgt
>>96873334
3.1k-3295
>>96872618
anon pls
Reminder that forced 50% is real
>>96872402
EG fags think DAC is equal TI
>>96873456
>Ranked
>Earth Picker
Are you, by any chance, expecting sympathy?
>>96873456
you mean forced 20
>TRAVEL MY BONES into my local top lane
>looking to pick up a some gold for my Blink Dagger
>grab some last hits and take some kills with the help of my support at the 5 minute mark
>"Pardon me, support...but could you give me a clairty? A shame I don't have a flying courier or I'd do it myself..."
>she giggles and uses it on me, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my SKELETAL HANDS
>her eyes widen as she notices mid is missing with no MIA
>"Wow, I've never seen anyone call mia You must have be a pinoy"
>I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind
>"Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not a Desolater! What a piece of shit!"
>I turn as quickly as my turn rate lets me, my skeletal cape billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst
>generic enemy ganker caricature with no cosmetic items and "the guy that ganked you that one time at rune" shirt is standing there typing LOL into all chat
>"Excuse me PEASANT...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a support."
>"cyka blyat!"
>I smile quietly and tip my skeletal crown low across my eyes, concealing them
>"ROLL THE BONES..."
>I quickly swing my HELLFIRE BLAST into his kneecap before he can react
>he bellows and charges forward
>I expertly get a last hit on the way to him and my support screams as he crashes into the jungle
>I draw my sword and scream WELL BEGUN, IS HALF DONE as I drive it deep into his back
>As I clean my blade, my support walks out from behind the creep wave, twirling her hair with her fingers
>"So...maybe you'd like to come over to mid lane and gank it sometime...?
>"No thanks, milady, im still getting last hits... Besides..."
>I crit a creep
>"PERHAPS SOON, ILL CHOOSE A QUEEN."
>skate away on my Phase Boots
>>96872594
Our guys never retire
>>96870148
How is this post dota related?
>wake up
>gooks winning with memeiest of memedrafts
based
>>96873705
>dubs on /vg/
Good luck, unless you try to get them on another board
>You are in lane and this guy runs in with a haste rune in the dead of night.
What do you do?
I'm getting 6k by Christmas, Watch this space nerds.
>>96873752
>building a sange instead of a pipe vs that lineup
its like 5eva want to lose
>>96870704
draft sniper
>>96873917
Please don't keep us updated.
cheack my trips
>>96873956
why not
What's happening in competitive dota?
>>96873983
>>96874043
Literally nothing.
>>96874043
memes
lots and lots of dank epic memes
Describe your bodily behavior when playing.
>>96874043
well yesterday there was a competitive game with DCed players and techies in it, so id say its dying
>>96873057
No.
Late game riki kills
>>96874212
late game anything kills considering divine rapier exists
>>96874043
Why would you ask /d2g/ that, it's either EG playing USA USA or dumpster tier irrelevant shit, no inbetween
>>96874343
Can you stop
you forgot to take your pills anon
>>96874473
Kreygasm
>>96874578
BibleThump
>>96874578
inb4 deleted and reposted
>>96874578
hahaha ok?
>>96874578
guess i have to get for you
LITERALLY
NO
STREAMS
FOR DAYS
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>96874578
you know that you cant get dubs on /vg/ right? you should keep that cancer on /v/
play ranked or not d2g?
>>96874794
>implying
you can get dubs anywhere
>>96874774
>not watching blitz
it's like you're new or something
>>96874794
>dubs are cancer
spot the redditor
3 get
>>96874794
You can get 00 gets
>>96874794
ya? check this 5 nub
gimmie fun hero to play
>>96873569
saved for future pastes, ty anon
How about this for a Clinkz aghs upgrade?
>Target's max health as attack damage bonus: 10%
>Target's max health as health bonus: 100%
>Death Pact no longer wears off unless Clinkz dies. Death Pacting another creep will replace the previous creep bonuses.
>>96874870
you mean like this? check ems
>>96874895
The splashy man of crits and rum
>>96874854
>look at my numbers! XD
>oh god now check my christian bale! XD
>>96874935
haven't played him in a while
kind of sucks at my mmr, people dont know to play around him
>>96875031
>play around him
like, what
you just slay people yourself, fuck your team lmfao
>>96873890
Ignore him and last hit my creeps
>>96875103
yeah, but late game people expect me to go full man mode like i'm some sort of PA or some shit, then complain when i hit and run and shit like that
>leddit go bonkers over Hao joining VG
>say that he'll win his 2nd TI
>conveniently forget that he's actually shit
ayy
>>96875168
i'm pretty sure i said fuck your team in my last reply
>>96875245
naaah
>>96875029
Seems like you're frequenting the wrong website, boy.
Let those laugh who get it.
>>96875208
How can they be so fucking retarded, seriously.
>>96875029
>dat pic
i dont know what half of those words mean.
but i know what an Enton is!
>>96875208
At least hes cute unlike you
wtf did I do wrong as bristlebong
I went full farm vacuum and I don't know what i did wrong despite farming all I could
Is it not having AC ? I'm sure there's something else
black is out of vg...? wow, where is he going?
- StarLadder qualifers
- The Summit qualifiers
- ESL One qualifiers
- Dota Pit
- Esportal
- Dota Champions League
- MLG
Remember, no oversaturation at all.
>>96875507
this is b8
>>96875575
team tincuck
>>96875507
well
you have a vlads as a hero who can stack and clear ancients
You have 10 deaths
You have a blademail
and a basher for no reason at all
>>96875609
why
I'm asking advice
>>96875507
>225 CS in a 50 minute game
>Farm vacuum
>>96875602
and yet were still have posts like this
>>96874774
>>96875680
I farmed more than my teammate and still had shit impact that's what I meant
>>96875640
>>96875507
if you're in the trench then your issues probably are hero independent
>>96875638
Okay i should go and stack ancient if I trouble against the safelane support
How fast can he clear the ancient and what relation does it have with having vlad ?
I was searching of a way to boost my LH thx
>tfw no twitch copy pasta about how proud the jewish community is about LD's monopoly on casts
why even live?
So did they implement the option to ignore pathing on special move command?
>>96875804
Nah dude I usually have sucess and this build doesn't look good to me
Plus I had a good team who kinda fucked up at time but not flame worthy since they were always better than me
I just kinda tilted at the mjoll voker, hex or refresher would have been better as far as i know
>>96875602
As long as Valve doesn't change the workshop/hat system there will be a gorillian tournaments to promote some useless pixels.
And btw le oversaturaion meme is relate to 2gd or memestudios not LD
Why aren't you playing WW the goodmorphling d2g?
>>96876116
i actually think that hero is really fucking strong
on the other hand, im a skywrath guy and nothing makes me happier than dumping my load on one of the allies she froze
>>96876116
What site is this
when's the big patch we were promised
>forced 50 doesnt exist guys
>if someone feeds on purpose its your fault
TIP
I
P
TOP
O
P
LEL
E
L
>>96876317
I literally cannot remember the last time I saw a Nature's Prophet win a game.
>>96876317
>unranked.
>>96876380
>this bait, your reply, pretending to be retarded etc.
>>96876317
>NP
Found your problem, get a snowball carry o pl and win the dammit game by yourself.
I don't deserve to have these teammates
Why the fuck is matchmaking so broken
Fuck this shit game
>>96876404
please stop coming here
it doesn't make you cool
>>96876317
why were you so toxic towards your team mate?
you know the opposition is your enemy, right?
>>96876456
how the fuck do you even die 11 times as storm
>20k HD pudge
holy fuck did you get rolled
>>96876595
who are you quoting?
>>96876456
>>96876317
If you actually wanna win games it revolves more around getting the best out of your teammates and playing with what you got.
Pub-dota is something completely different from competetive and you need to be good at playing with strangers rather than just being the best on the team.
If you rage before your throne is being destroyed you ask to lose the game.
https://www.dota2.com is down
Big things or big fuckups?
>>96876349
Pretty much this. Np is usually a wasted pick
>>96876420
>crying over feeders in unranked
? check your autism.
>>96870704
ban batrider storm, bait out his first core pick, draft venge lion, bait out his other core pick, then pick weaver the forgotten lane dominator.
>>96876801
>I'm not even the op crying about the game.
>>96873057
>rushes 3 wraith bands to not put a single point on the passive
did you consider not being retarded?
>>96876704
>implying entire game isn't a fuckup
>>96876825
But that's what he wants you to do anon
>>96876801
>crying over feeders in ranked
Muh git gud points lmao
>>96876908
>crying about people feeding in unranked when valve said you unranked is for fun.
nice autism.
>>96876825
>You forgot the part where you have to draft yourself and not just counteract on PPDs draft
>>96876456
Why do people censor names?
>>96876231
yasp.co
>>96876456
>unranked.
>>96877051
because having a recognizable name is considered rude on anonymous boards
>>96877070
Thanks kind anon
>>96876741
c9 won a couple of games with trash7 on np at dac
this was the most notable game
>>96877179
you're not bone7
>>96876456
to win that game you had to take control of the enemy jungle so PA and AM could farm.
The doom looks like he was farming and he had three deaths, you didn't ward their jungle or gank him, you didn't dominate the map to give space to your team.
You lost because of your poor decisions.
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>>96876450
we had 1 carry and np wasnt doing shit except tping to lane and dying to nyx
over
and over
and over and over and over
later he dced, came back and teleported a bunch of couriers to the enemy fountain for NO REASON
tell me again how this is my fault
