>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID SHIT] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed] [Open] [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNAHYfQ-Ojw [Embed] [Open] [Embed]
1nd
>>92752279
what wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeee
3rd for kenis the menis
hey whatever happened to "insiderbro"
his information about throws was bretty gud and interesting, i saw him get a couple right
i seriously doubt ibp are the only team to have thrown a match in the past year
i think this is just the tip of the iceberg
i kinda want someone from ibp to just rat every fucking throw they knew about, as i said there is no way that was the only one. I can totally see steel raging and taking the entire scene down with him. anyone else see what i mean?
NA scene BTFO
5th for steal
>>92752442
shut the fuck up
4 for memes
Who else putting skins on DAT over Titan with me :^)
>100 posts earlier
nice meme
>>92752592
he wanted to make it before he went to bed
>>92752803
not really, im making the next one 200 posts early.
before harveyfag
Steel is literally a jew.
Literally.
I'm in love with the cowcow
All together, the information we have collected and received makes us uncomfortable continuing any involvement with these individuals. Therefore we will be directing our CS:GO event partners to not allow any of the following individuals’ participation in any capacity in Valve-sponsored events:
Duc “cud” Pham
Derek “dboorn” Boorn
Casey Foster
Sam “Dazed” Marine
Braxton “swag” Pierce
Keven “AZK” Larivière
Joshua “Steel” Nissan
ahahahahahahaha
>>92752892
based
fem piggy getting BTFO
>>92752987
I got it for the low low
reminder that NA still is going to have 2 teams qualify for the next major
we are going to be forced to watch washed up cloud 9 and some piece of shit team like CLG or Liquid get swept in the group stages
>>92752997
>based
>getting forced more than harvey now
No, this isn't based.
>>92753063
For ESL Katowice? It's only 1 NA team that's qualifying
Encountered my first wall hacker in SEM.
How can he be in SEM after 100 hours played while cheating? Surely he would have ranked up much further by now.
>>92753170
Maybe that is why he is cheating?
>>92753067
>JW
>forced
lmao sup harveycuck
>>92753261
jw is our guy but making threads 100 posts early is FUCKING STUPID
at least harveyfag was being subtle about his shitposting lately
>>92752995
this is like christmas xDDD
>>92753261
https://archive.moe/vg/search/subject/%2Fcsgog%2F/
past 11 threads have been jw
All 50-100 posts early
>>92753394
LOL
also
jw/harvey should be banned from OP images
i wish i was dead
What up now jews WOOOOOOOO
>tfw all these bans still won't bring back my blood in the water scout
only skin I regret betting
made worse by the fact that I bet it on that match
rest in peace
>>92753417
>harveyfag being this bootyblasted
>>92753394
cool post
if only you could prove this is legitimate
>you'll never see torqued at their full potential
but why
Every fucking time there is drama someone always tries and acts like they're better than the people involved
I wish more people got blown the fuck out.
>>92753949
>yfw its actually the harveyfag posting jw
>yfw the jw/harveyfag is really just a guy with a pig fetish
>>92754090
i dream of a general where neither of the two are mentioned
female friberg
>>92754049
don't have to prove shit to you burger fat scammer loving jew cheers
>>92754071
fuck I hate moe but I guess he is our guy after all
>>92754071
Fucking BASED.
guys we are #1 in reddit right now
http://www.reddit.com/r/all
>>92754071
BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tfw existential crisis in the middle of a clutch
>>92754282
>not jewish
>doesnt give a shit about anyone
>hates reddit
>not jewish
based
>>92754703
>tfw depression keeps you from starting your computer until hours after you've woken up
>tfw you dont even play video games anymore, just browse /v/, /csgog/, and wizardchan
>>92754851
>wizardchan
get over here bro
>>92754071
LDLC are a bunch of whiny french faggots. good to see mOE blow them out
>>92754986
hey wizzie
>>92753615
I wish I had doritos
>The Australian scene
>>92754703
you haven't known that feel until you have an existential in the middle of a fap
and you can't get it back up
>got lem in matchmaking
>sold an item worth over 1000 dollars without putting any money in
is there even a legitimate reason to keep playing this game? i basically finished it
>>92755230
time to play ESEA, you're done with matchmaking
>>92753394
>>92752995
BEST. DAY. EVEEEER.
All I want is a footjob, man.
Who will replace the NA (that is, USA/CAN) scene?
Will it be the Mexibros?
Will the SA scene, specifically the BRs, finally rise to the occasion?
Perhaps the East Asians will make a splash?
>>92755375
All I want is to drop dead of sudden acute onset of random chance while I'm wandering around at night
>>92755230
gz you hit the rank any decent player manages with minimal effort
>>92755435
>gz you hit the rank any decent player manages with minimal effort
lol
>just get home from work
>see that I won my all in bet on titan vs navi
>see that steel got banned for match fixing
>see the rest of the bans
mfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbIR51_J_qY
>>92755464
alright alright
semi minimal effort
>>92755583
average rank is gold nova
>>92755464
no seriously if you are any good at the game at all you will be LEM
if i drop to LEM i will 30 bomb basically every game until i get promoted back to supreme
>>92755384
NA scene will still be there, right behind EU, it will just be an influx of new players, which honestly is something NA really needs
>>92755629
can we be friends, i need my lem back :(
any tips for a struggling LE shitter?
>>92755619
ok
what about average rank given people who solo queue / people who queue with others
also per amount of mm games?
these factors are huge rofl
can anybody explain to me how skadoodle participated in the throw and knew about it but didn't get punished
>>92755629
if you're any good you wont be playing valve MM you fucking shitter
Man FUCK I think I might have impregnated my roommate, FUCKSHIT
>mfw jews lost again
>>92755806
yeah thats true but it doesnt change that all decent players are LEM or higher
>>92755794
He didn't get any skins from cud.
That's literally the only reason. It's also the only reason that no one from CLG is banned either.
>>92755919
I'm LE, my buddy is MGE and routinely gets 12+ RWS in ESEA pugs. But he solo queues Valve MM and gets fucked every match, when I spectate him he's always dropping nearly a 30 bomb literally every match but it's not enough.
Some people are just unlucky.
>>92755794
Didn't bet/receive skins from cud or dboorn or his main accounts. Probably didn't communicate via Steam chat that he was in on the throw.
He still probably threw, but there's really no evidence for it. Same with the actual NCG/CLG players.
>>92755884
just get him some plan b
>>92755884
責任とって結婚しろ。
warowl
hiko
skadoodle
moemissharvey
>>92755884
good news is gays can't have children
>>92755884
get them really drunk and force feed them some day after shit
ezier than ez skines
>>92755924
Why the fuck would clg get skins in the first place?
Cud: thx for winning that game you played, that's right the one on which you guys actually tried to win, as opposed to your opponents who tried to lose, here's your cut of skins. Oh wait you didn't bet, didn't know about the throw, and had no stake in this at all. Never mind
Tarik: what the fuck dawg
should i just give up
>>92756291
is this from prisoners? i recognize this from some movie i saw
>>92756279
I'm kind of curious how this team would perform
warowl and harvey are pretty much guaranteed anchors
>>92756387
yeah, it is
>>92756291
>Implying Casey Foster wouldn't have told his team that they were going to win the match easy
>Implying Tarik and co. aren't above that kind of jewery to get skins
gb2lolg
>>92756387
yes.
i forgot what the maze was about though rip
guys
what happens if two teams try to throw against each another at the same time
this wouldn't have happened if valve didn't implement faggy ass skins in the first place. but then cs would probably be a ded game by now.
>>92756476
Tarik unboxed a karambit night on stream and sold it for skins money. The he max bet on every single underdog
He proceeded to lose everything
He also has given away every skin he's gotten to his viewers
No shazam on the other hand, why that little faggot isn't permabanned too is beyond me.
He was openly implicated in the scandal and withheld information. Why is he getting off I don't understand
>>92756291
But anon, they DID have a stake in the match
NCG needed that win to guarantee a playoff spot. It's probably the main reason why Casey Foster (the co-founder/co-owner of NCG) knew about the throw and got punished for betting skins.
Guys i started lifting like 3 months ago, and now i can't stop watching miniker's stream
Am i turning or what? Should my father be worried?
>>92756086
If he's consistently dropping 30 bombs he should be winning games. Your view is just skewed I bet he's sucking dick ingame right this second
what uk state is thoorin from?
>>92756804
>YEAH BUT TARIK BETS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD SO HE THAT MEANS THAT HE DIDN'T GET SKINS FROM THE THROW HURRRRRR
How does it feel to be a delusional retard?
>>92756848
That's not true. That wasn't the last game of the season for NCG. While the placement for ibp was already determined, net code still had like 8 games they could have played. They only had to win a single game to advance. It would have happened eventually ibp dis not have to throw for them to get in
Check your facts
>>92757003
The hell, do u have autism for real lmao>>92757003
>>92756857
dude... have some self respect. miniker is so fucking bad at the game.
>>92756906
aspergerton
>NA top tier players get black listed for betting
>meanwhile all the blatant hacking eurotrash is left unpunished
>/gsgog/ has nothing but praise for this
How does that Valvecock taste?
>>92756279
lmao.
warowl is a horrible MM player, he would never be able to get out of esea open
hiko is pretty bad besides a couple of clutches a few majors ago
skadoodle is ok
moe is shit
missharvey is shit but much better than warowl
>>92757035
>That's not true. That wasn't the last game of the season for NCG.
>Check your facts
>It was literally the last game of the season
>lolg babies are this desperate to protect CLG
>>92757253
warowl is simply the best™
Talk is cheap, my darling.
When you're feeling right at home.
>>92757220
le mad nashitter xDDD
>>92757175
Don't say that ;_;
>>92757253
hahahahaha how bad are you that you don't know how good warowl is? you're probably running around and shooting while moving still
dude is fucking GE and a legend in terms of tutorials and teaching people how to be pro
>>92757220
>>92757253
>warowl
>missharvey
>moe
>shit
Are you a nova trying to come off as a bad ass?
permaban is harsh
1 year is enough
>tfw 1v12 in casual and literally shaking afterward
>literal babbies born in 97 can post on 4chan
>>92757220
this form of punishment isn't new, anon. scapegoat a few when a lot are guilty so you don't have to destroy something which in this case the whole e sports scene because this shit goes deep.
ibp just made the mistake in trusty shazham and an ex girlfriend. so yeah they probably deserved it for those two alone
>>92756086
epic story bro hahaha u think someone wud belief this?
>>92758721
i thought this was a joke like those "1999 was 30 years ago" things
but no, they actually can. fuck this shit.
>>92754217
If she lost 10 pounds I would slam relentlessly.
>>92759039
>pounds
waddap americuck
>>92757253
>a player's value is based on how many clutches they perform
Stop posting any time retard.
>>92759108
shut the fuck up yuropoor, or do you want us to free the shit out of you again?
>>92759039
does 10 pounds ever change anything in terms of looks?
>valve ban some irrelevant NA shitters
>happy and kioshima still allowed to run rampant on lan with their hacks
epic
>>92759406
keep posting someone might notice
at least OUR GUY mOE is AIIIGHT
>tfw fodder will never join the pro scene and fuck europe's shit
>>92759506
you did :)
m0E about to stream Faceit qualifiers
They have ringers as well meaning Dboorn/Steel not playing
>tfw a bootyblasted americuck replies to your post
reminder that the following players
fodder
warowl
harvey
moe
will ALWAYS be irrelevant
>>92759803
you forgot steel
>>92759803
you forgot north america :^)
>>92759803
>moe
>not Allah's chosen to rid CSGO of infedels
reminder that the csgo community is as shitty as they come
the worst twitch community of any game, and the so called pro community is filled to the brim with cheaters liars and thieves
reminder that the following regions
NA
SA
Asia
Africa
Australia
will ALWAYS be irrelevant
>>92759909
>>92760083
if NA is irrelevant than the rest of the scene is too since clg beat ldlc lmao get fucked yuropoors
>>92759803
Is warowl really a "player"? He's just a streamer as far as i'm concerned. Like trump in sc2.
torqued is so dead without igl steel
>>92759803
>harvey
>irrelevant
she playing next week nigga
>>92760131
>clinching onto one group stage bo1 victory as if it means anything
no wonder clapistanians actually think they won vietnam war, the denial runs deep
>>92760083
>tfw antarctica master race
i'm a player that has thrown a match on csgolounge for skins
any questions?
>>92760131
getting desperate?
>>92760254
So is NA
they have no IGL
>>92760304
>04▶
>>>92760083
>>tfw antarctica master race
>mfw Indian ocean master race
>>92760476
favorite knife?
>tfw your post bypasses some b0otyblasted ret4rd's wordfilter
>>92760476
I know who you are, and you're a shitter.
>>92760476
Hi m0e.
>>92760476
whats up taz?
>>92760476
Do you like shemales? if so who is your favorite shemale porn star?
>urethral insertions
>>92760476
steel please go
>m0e's team is named Survivors now
ayyyyy
>>92760531
i like m9 bayonets
>>92760626
ayy
>>92760503
dunno what to think. there's been no mention of further bans though so there's a potential that this may be it. i can guarantee you that games have been thrown by plenty of teams
>>92760476
hi pasha, your english is steadily improving
>>92760506
>seangares is the best IGL left in NA scene
>>92754071
I don't get it.
Someone explain
>>92761316
read the tweet
>>92761316
his girlfriend was in a girls only league
he sat at her computer and fucking wrecked the girls because he's a man
her team won
>>92761316
Smithzz was talking shit about somebody doing something stupid and m0e brought up the fact that smithzz pretended to be his gf in a tournament so he could play for her.
aka smithzz did something really dumb.
WinOut
x6tence
ducks
girlsG
Titan
y/n?
>>92758721
>>92758969
2005 was 10 years ago.
>>92761410
>>92761480
wow. women are dumb.
>>92761509
you think winout will win? im a little shaky on betting either team tonight, might just skip this one
>>92761562
>WCG is gone
>>92761410
>girls only
No, that's not true. They actually played against OG (x6tence today), and SmithZz jumped in on map 2, mirage, which was a 16-13 win for OG; after OG had stomped Epsilon.fe on the first map.
The REALLY ironic thing is the shit Gina (SmithZz's gf) said right before the match. Picture related, lmao.
>>92761562
>2005 was 10 years ago
>you will never be a kid again
>you will never live free of any responsibility ever again and hang out with your friends fucking around doing nothing
>you will never live a without a drudging social expectations ever again
>>92761959
Never heard of you.
>>92761959
pls bully snilah
>>92761562
>>92761747
>>92762054
why the fuck did we invent time and dates and stuff. if we never made time with sun dials and shit everything would stay the same and people wouldn't get older and other shit.
>that one steam friend from 2008 you used to play with all the time
>hasn't logged in for 3 years
>did he die or just move on and not end up a loser like you
>>92762130
>>92762134
>snilah
sounds like a repulsive wannabe trap that makes bhopping videos
>>92761959
>tfw never good enough to play with imcute
just end me already
pls
>>92761959
>these people are in the general
>you can't have them executed
>>92762367
don't worry
the guy with the "bong_villian69" has a keylogger on his computer
>csgolounge STILL won't load my inventory
>it's been over six hours
>>92762468
im not watching that just fyi
they're all the same
frags against silvers and they make montages out of them and add rap music
>>92762514
>mfw i was able to get a bet in on this esea game with bot like 10 minutes ago
>>92762617
thats what i saw in the imcute comments but it got deleted now
>>92762649
>a cis white male who thinks he's attractive
uh kill me
winout or flying v?
im not even goodi am bullyable
>>92762607
and nuke only
>>92762791
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
>>92762724
>mg level
as if mg is any good
i dont know if i should feel bad for you or just be disgusted
>>92762856
grats on ur cyrex
>>92762856
DON'T DO IT
>>92763006
nah
you're just a generic anime bhopping kid that thinks he's good
you can fuck off
>>92763007
i'm supreme thanks
>even if you aren't csgo is a pile of SHITE rofl
you knew i was going to be better than you so you posted this preemptively
haha maybe one day when you realize you have no talent you will start using cheats and pretend you're legit
reminder that if you watch anime you deserve the death sentence
>>92763259
i dont watch anime but can i be killed anyways
>>92763297
Yeah, bend over I'll kill you by anal sex
>>92763323
>if you actually think csgo is a good game
there you go again trying to give excuses as to why you aren't good at it ;'(
Is there a sub-$100 knife that actually looks good?
>>92763358
csgo is literal trash though
horrendous hit reg
retarded amounts of rng
garbage visibility
csgo is the antithesis of a good competitive game
>>92762856
i have a bad feeling
>>92763323
t. bootyrekt animesubhuman
>>92763397
gut knife rust coat
BEST M4A4 SKINS FROM BEST TO WORST
Desert Strike
Bullet Rain
Griffin
Urban DDPAT
Default
Desert Storm
Modern Hunter
Dragon King
Howl
Asiimov
Faded Zebra
Tornado
Jungle Tiger
Zirka
X-Ray
Radiation Hazard
>>92763445
you probably take this game more serious than i do (you edit videos, record demos, etc) and you're worse than me
i don't even feel the need to insult you because i know i'm better than you
>>92763397
Plain flip knife.
>>92763462
>not believing in the knife
>>92763495
Not bad.
>>92762856
guys should I post a new thread right now I want to do it before the jw or harvey fags
it's only 550 posts early
>>92763667
go for it who cares its all fucking meaningless fuck this world god fucking dammit
>>92763650
STOP RIGHT NOW
>>92762856
brb ordering some helium tanks
>>92763834
a winner is you
>>92763397
vanilla flip knife is the only one
>>92763446
don't forget the laughably bad movement system. the list of issues with this game is almost endless.
>>92763834
BAKAYARO
>>92763746
just remember you're literally trying to pretend you don't care while making and recording videos and uploading them to the internet, also you're still replying even though you "don't care"
it's okay i really am not trying to insult you but i hope you realize what you're trying to make excuses about
>>92762514
>finally works after i change my trade URL from the one that was working fine for months straight and was still working on dota2lounge
these fucking russians i swear to god
>>92763746
jesus this is pathetic
>>92763296
>>92763462
>>92763650
>>92763834
Did you pray to the god of case opening, moesef assadil?
it looks like you didn't
quick
you have 10 seconds to bet on either FlyingV or Winout
which do you choose
goodnight csgog
hopefully i dont wake up
could i get some good lucks please
>>92764018
flying v
always bet on teams with duck mascots
>>92764095
t. bootyblasted animesubhuman
>>92763834
YAMERO
>>92763971
> i'm better than you in real life and probably at the game as well, i bet you're lying about your rank and you're like SEM.
haha no
>10 of the same alias to hide the old ones
someone has mental problems :( are you trying to escape from previous friends or enemies?
>Can you stop making fun of peoples physical appearances
>Can you stop throwing matches
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH STEEL GETTING BTFO BY MOE
>steel joins TS
>josh can you stop throwing matches?
kek
>>92758736
this
it's bs that only ibp got screwed, but i'm sure a shit ton of pros have done sketchy shit, it would kill the esport and all the money valve is getting
i'm sure that's why it took so long until valve said anything, i'm sure there was a lot of internal debate. would have been a lot faster if they stuck out like a sore thumb
>>92764419
>>92764438
not about to add some mentally unstable anime
he will probably try to dox or ddos me
>>92764197
t. bootyrekt animesubhuman
r u cute
>>92764515
I'm not involved in your little anime catfight but u seem like a bitch and a liar
>>92763934
AYYY LMAO
>add new trade url to dota2lounge
>it stops working for csgolounge IMMEDIATELY
>make ANOTHER new one and add it to csgolounge
>csgolounge works again
>>92764197
>>92764419
>>92764438
>>92764586
>>92764616
>>92764635
report and move on, folks
>>92764635
>>92764438
lol why are you so angry mate?
are you ok?
>>92764158
>:(
>>92764590
>>92764616
for not wanting to add some anime from 4chan? haha
>>92764635
>i don't care!!!!!! LOOK HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE
>still replies
haha mate
>>92764759
>you will never have two separate csgogs, one for animes and one for bros
kill me
oh man :(
In which country were you when NA csgo was kill?
>>92764930
t. bootyblasted animesubhuman
I LOVE ANIMAY
>>92764930
>lmao who's angry? this kid is just upset thaat he's shit at the game and at life. should probably kill himself tbf. not like he's gonna get anywhere in life
haha wow dude
you've said lmao or rofl a lot of times now, I already told you I'm high rank I have nothing to be upset about, you're the one throwing a huge fit
>>92764847
why would i feel bad for a slimy jew
stop fighting!
>m0E has to FF
>2 subs at clutch con for Torqued
Poor m0E
>>92765090
since your IQ is low you're probably an emotion-driven sub-human, so whether you give a shit or not is basically yes or no
>>92765169
>won't back it up
>implying i care if some random anime silvers believe me
you need to understand i don't care if you don't believe me lol
holy shit this influx of avatarfags LOL what the fuck
Pope Urban II comes to you /csgog/.
He says "For according to the gospel you [those who post meaningful comments] are the salt of the earth...It is indeed necessary for you to correct with the salt of wisdom these foolish people [shitposters] which is so devoted to the pleasures of this world, lest the Lord, when He may wish to speak to them, find them putrefied by their sins unsalted and stinking... They have quoted and insulted many, and have destroyed the threads and devastated the general. If you permit them to continue thus for awhile with impurity, the faithful of God will be much more widely attacked by them. On this account I, or rather the Lord, beseech you as Christ's heralds to publish this everywhere and to persuade all people of whatever rank, foot-soldiers and knights, poor and rich, to carry aid promptly to those good posters and to destroy that vile race from the lands of our friends. I say this to those who are present, it meant also for those who are absent. Moreover, Christ commands it."
How do you respond? God wills it.Deus Vult.Deus Vult.Deus Vult.
>>92765148
are you the cute boys guy
fuck this moe stream is making me sad
Well, it's about time that this happened
>>92765260
>implying you think I don't know whats going to happen when I add you
you should try to be less of a skid
>>92764701
ur post is more reportable then half of those
>>92765330
literally who?
>animes
Winout or tflying?
