Welcome to /mk8g/ - ded because AGDQ Edition.
Discuss Mario Kart & Mario Spin-off Games!
>IRC
irc.rizon.net port: 6667
#mk8g
Or use https://kiwiirc.com/client on Rizon (select on the right side), channel #mk8g
>Game Codes
This is the main lobby:
--Mario Kart 8 ALL tracks: 2304-9554-2820 (lobby name is /v/eekend 2.0)
These aren't active, but try asking in thread if you want to get a room going:
--MK8 Mirror Frantic: 7376-5741-0801
--MK8 Teams: 4813-4033-4370
--MK8 Battle: 5141-9112-8554
Other games:
--Mario Kart 7 (ask in thread) : 07-0695-1617-1935
--Mario Golf: World Tour (turns): 58-1023-1832-5422
>How do I play with you guys!?!
--First time racers:
Go to "online - one player", go to "tournaments", go to "search by code", enter in our main lobby code "2304-9554-2820", hit "join". If you keep getting put in empty lobbies, the current one is full. Just keep hitting "join" periodically and eventually someone will leave and you'll get in.
--Returning racers:
Go to "friends" from the online menu and view the "recent players" list to find and join someone who is currently racing. You can't join somebody in a new lobby if you haven't first searched for the lobby code.
>Wow this thread is ded
Because we're just too undermanned to play kart 24/7, there will be dead hours. People still play daily, but you may need to check on the thread frequently - usually afternoons and early evenings (EST) are your best chances. Be aware of timezones.
>Further FAQs (Tips, Esoterics, General Side stuff) and other junk:
http://pastebin.com/kPN9mz2i
>News
http://mariokart8.nintendo.com/dlc/#paiddlc
The first DLC is out. It's worth it. The second DLC is out May 2015.
>Today's protip
Take a short break every hour, that is good for your health.
I'm editing your pages on the wiki and no-one can stop myee.
Status?
1/12
>no one here
>>90740595
I'm just playing in pubs, if you want to race I will join
>>90740595
I'm in the lobby
WHO PUT THAT BANANA ON THE SHORTCUT??
Gonna come join
D
E
D
best characters
>making a thread early on Sunday.
>keeping IRC cancer on top of OP
Obvious IRC shill. Maebbie, perhaps?
>>90738732
pls no
>>90735178
>this webm
holy shit, its possible?
>>90773091
>Roy
>best
He's okay.
>>90782096
you have to be a douchebag, shitter, attention whore, pedo, and grade-A troll like masterlinkx to pull off that shit.
ded, any lobbies?
>>90773091
Where isLemmy ?
>>90803704
fuck off neo-mk8g faggot
>>90798661
Right here.
>>90805128
god I'm really disappointed in twk joining the skype autists.
>>90805726
This
Then again I can't say I'm surprisef
>>90805931
>>90805991
not surprised brahs...disappointed!
ded
>>90807313
I'm still here
>>90807675
Who's your waifu? Mine isRosalina
don't tell anyone
>>90807313
It's 1 in the morning
What do you expect
Stop shitposting in-between races you fucking nigger
2 /v/irgins on WW BTW
Beware of laggy japs
>>90809137
what aboutyou?
>>90809352
Yes, I used to firehop on a heavy and shit talk to people who couldn't beat me
Anyone up for golf an hour from now?
>>90820616
Fuck off Ausfailia
when will the lobby be active again?
>>90829821
This weekend, I assume.
The only hope for this place is it dying well in advance of the next DLC so we can hopefully revive it then without the metashit.
>>90831409
Ok.
>>90831409
this place will never die while it contains the following players:
Alice
Penta
Nips
as long as they remain, this place will be alive. alice will attract the pedos, penta will bring his friends to bump over and over and nips is such a powerful concentration of cancer even all of the money made at AGDQ won't be enough to purge him from the world
>>90834367
Skype is dying
IRC is a meme that gets 2 people max in it most of the time
>>90834534
you havent been on irc when there is a full lobby.
>>90835016
keep pushing your little irc you made its never gonna gain steam
2/12 in /v/eekend 2.0
>>90835317
>implying
stay mad skypefags
3/12
4/12
5/12
5/12
6/12
6/12
7/12
7/12 going hard
>>90841803
Still going?
>>90844036
6/12
>>90844036
nvm
Going.
>>90773091
Aww Yeah
>>90844165
inside?
>>90844805
Getting huge lag. I'll try again later.
Good games.
It ceases to amaze me that tom still stays in the lobby knowing how shit his connection is. it's not even tolerable lag. Literally dragged the whole lobby down with him.
>>90845517
Fuck off Penta
>>90845568
Wasn't me but i agree.
>>90845517
At least it's not DögStalker tier.
>>90845780It is
>>90845517
>Implying he doesn't know
it's probably on purpose.
>>90844675
>There something Roy is not less than the time before?
>>90845517
I cant bunnyhop with Rosalina because of tim, damnit
Where everyone at?
>>90852075
Probably letting this place die. More sensible people left the Skype (though they're idiots for even joining it in the first place) and the IRC seems inactive.
>>90852321
Fuck it, gonna try to 3 star all 150cc cups.
>>90852321
>wiki is still alive and will never die
lel
>>90856528
wiki gets closed, because of the reports :^)
HEY JANITOR-KUN, wanna kart? I'll get on the lobby.
>>90864105
>Bumping the thread on page 10
>>90865098
>not bumping
lol
>>90869980
>bumping when nobody's playing mario kart
Can see why almost everyone left /mk8g/ back then and more people are starting to leave now.
1/12
ded
>>90874702
still 2/12
3/12
>>90874902
if you had paced the red shells on the candy track at the end you would have won.
>>90878385
I still don't know why ANYONE there is in Smash.
Also, fuck Nintendo for only giving Bowser Jr. actual skins.
>>90878385
The fact that they're all the same height really pisses me off.
>>90879697
Because if they were different heights, the hitboxes would be affected, giving them an advantange or disavantage.
Just deal with it.
>>90879308
Because the are the major villains of one of Nintendo's biggest series, NSMB.
welp
>>90882248
Nintendo didn't care about them for years, what's with the sudden change of heart?
Kart status?
>>90895654
let's be honest. There are some hardcore regulars here like Ryan and Dog who put in effort to start up lobbies and keep them alive. the rest of us fags are moochers who just complain why isn't there any lobbies.
>>90896304
That means a lot, thanks man
>Mods deleting just about anything
>Skype talk not deleted
BIASED MODS
Anyway, nothing wrong with letting the general die for a while, clearly people got burned out, not everyone can play 24/7 and the NEETs left.
>>90898465
I've been saying this for quite some time now, but shitposters are keeping these threads aliveby a threadand the mods don't seem to give a shit
>>90899176
>Nips going too /ssbg/
>Still avatarfagging
Given their love for avatarfags, hopefully we get Firehopping-toadette free races.
>>90899612
How many people here go to /ssbg/ anyway?
>>90899612
>Firehopping-toadette free races
Got ya covered on that
2/4 golf
>>90900671
I would rather have you be fat albert the koopa than filler-toad.Literal waste of space
>>90900816
No, anon,you're a waste of space
>>90900945
>Shit taste
>>90898169
dog?
>moved out into my own place
>no net yet
>using a shitty wifi stick
I actually miss racing with you nerds
Is there some secret to actually getting 1st in this fucking game
I have literally lost count of how many times i've skidded my way into 1st and kept that for three laps only to get shellfucked into oblivion at the very end
Madwa
>>90901867
Nope, the other guy
>>90902809If I was at home with my Wii U, I would be starting up lobbies and keeping them alive too. Dammit I haven't played in two weeks. As soon as I'm back home, I'm bringing the lobbies back in business
>>90902796
Pray to the RNG gods or start firehopping.
>>90902987
Good luck. I mean it.
>>90903014
Whats firehopping
>>90903129
well in the mean time I've beenmaking webms lol
>>90903178
Literally 2 seconds in youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j5g7HjvZkM
>>90903294
dont get salty. and i already do this ;/
>>90903454
>What's firehopping
>I already do it
I want my 2 seconds back.
>>90903545
You hang out in mariokart threads on /v/, don't imply your time is precious
>>90902151
Fuck off Taro you pedophile fuck
since this thread is ded, let's talk about what was your favorite memory here in /mk8g/,
>>90903294
>Not posting the tutorial festuring Peach nya
What happened to brand loyalty?
>>90907351
when i played with my waifu
>>90907351
They day I finally got my shit back together and could land top 4 with no problem and I was annoying the shit out of everyone that day. Had so much fun.
>>90908153
nice try ryan.
Quick /mk8g/, name your least favourite regular and say something nice about them!
>>90909007
>least favorite
If someone doesn't say pentasalia, they are doing it wrong. I will say he does play a shit ton, and that helps keep lobbies going cause you fags never want to join when the lobbies are too small (even though there are people who are waiting to play)
>>90900447
Just those that like the very idea of attention whoring and gloating. They like efame. They only joined MK8 because they saw MK7 had a batch of racers that people respected and thought they could be just like them in a sense, while playing a game they enjoyed.
>>90909923
woah people who like ssb and post here obviously go to /sbbg/. doesn't mean they are faggots.
>>90909965
Not all of them. I'm mostly talking about the ones that we know that go to ssbg, not just those that post there on occasion or just lurk. Can't really be helped, since the only way we would know if someone were to be there is for them to namefag or w/e.
>>90910083
...like who? besides panchito and nips (and penta?)
>>90910238
Like those you just listed.
>>90910257
I'm sure many others regulars here also post there frequently (but just don't draw attention).
>>90910340
Which is what I already kinda stated.
>>90910396ryan?
>>90910438
Nope, I've just been lurking this whole timeHe's right though
>>90910438
No, don't bother.
>>90910238
I'm still laughing at Panchito getting assblasted because he got nothing but shit last week.
There's a case of what happens when a literal nobody (back in 7) gets a little attention.
>>90911001
It was because of the sbbg tourney grand pix where panchito got to the finals with ganondorf. My god the stream chat made it obvious how many fanboys panchito has there.
>>90911001
Wait, when and where was this?
>>90911382
I think after this tournament >>90911302
panchito suddenly got a ton of attention and was getting namedropped constantly for a day. People started talking about how shit he really is the threads.
>>90911684
The dick sucking was going on before. Since the 3DS version launched because everyone and their circlejerk about Dorf. I'm sure there's a picture of /ssbg/'s regulars from back then proving this.
>>90911382
Last /v/eekend thread.
Panchito shows, pretty much expects a welcome parade. People tell him to go away and kill himself (the usual).
Panchito gets buttpain and says he's going to play when he feels like it, saying he did nothing wrong.
People tell him he's circlejerking faggot and left sometime afterwards.
>>90912249
Wow, I never heard about that. And I was in /v/eekend for all 3 days. What the fuck was I?
Whatever.
Still, almost sounds like he expected nothing to happen.
>>90912372
yep. a faggot
This thread hasn't raced in nearly 30 hours. Anyone want to race?
>>90915010
>want to race at 4:38am in best coast in best state. I'm going to bed.
>>90915212
>best coast
alright
>best state
pushing it
>>90918337
what state faggot I come over and fuck you up IRL
anyone up for morning kartan
>>90924093
Sure
wat kart status
>>90924468
2/12
?how many people
>>90924958
3/12
3/12
4/12
>tfw pushed off track by koopa
3/12
Good games
Hey /mk8g/, what's your favorite Mario Kart song? Doesn't have to be from 8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYRLEzQVqTs
SNES Rainbow Road will always have my favorite Rainbow Road variation.
>>90934770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNCaZqFegj8
>>90934770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXqJEEAA-sw
Best Remix.
Anyone feel like kartan?
>>90938970
>>90934770
Have a medley guys. Rainbow Road all the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cagcdZ1mb6MI FUCKING LOVE RAINBOW ROADS
2/12 in 2.0
>>90940431
Who?
>>90940458
Ryan and
>>90940652
If Penta, Dan or Nips are playing then I'm not
>>90940769
make a new lobby when they come, I always go Global when they come, but if someone made a new lobby I am in.
>>90940431
>>90940652
I'm not playing unless my waifu is on
>>90940769
>autism
>>90941146
Nice projecting, Dan
>>90940883
Your waifu Ryan is playing
>>90941460
Fuck off. That isn't Nono or Alice
5/12
6/12with Alice
>>90944102
I got time for a few more before I gotta leave
Kart it is I guessCaptcha is fucking up hardcore for me so no posting
That whole dk jungle race, lel
8/12
>>90941706Kill yourself
>try to skid over the line sideways
>run into alice instead
>cumm error
>>90946108
Lewd
12/12 HABBENIN
>stuck in specator hell because of cum error
>>90946540
iktf
Pls keep the lobby alive for like 2 more hours
>all this bullying
>alice suddenly stopping
???
>>90947741
Bullying Penta or someone I think
>that entire SNES RR
Good races.
>Alice bullying Amy
muh dik
>>90948717
>she reverses into me with the star
7/12
Status?
>>90949120
Bully/12
I'M COMING
>>90949243
I'll join in a sec.
>>90948717
Makes a change from the teamfagging KEK
>exiteshite
>Red shells can hit you if you're mid air even if you're holding an item behind you
>amy getting bullied
>>90950882
>excitebike
>not the best DLC course except for maybe dragon driftway
>>90948717
>>90948798
>>90951192
>shit players bullying other shit players
topkek
AGAIN
>>90951206
Ok I actually like it but I'm tired of people selecting it all the fucking timeJust like RR snes
Woah, haven't seen Turbo in a long as time
>>90951206
>excitebike
>best anything
>Alice stops
>Pirahana plants only hits amy
My sides
Teleporting intensifies
This fucking game
>bullying
dont do this
>>90952184
SHIT TURBO
GET IT TOGETHER
>LagStalker will never teleport on and off your dick
Why even live?
>You were unable to join
>>90952573
>Connection error
>Try to rejoin
>Unable to join Dog
>Finally get put in spectating after awhile
>someone named Lightning took my spot within 30 seconds
Lobby stat?
>>90952825
>>90952873
12/12
>that mexican bootleg turbo
what
I
what
>>90952873
Bully/12
11
>>90952991
I'm honestly surprised someone had such a thing ready in the first place
>>90952991
turbotastic
I'm taking a quick break, I'm about to play Double Dash for the first time in a gorillion years with my brother
>all these terrible rosalina players
>all this girl on girl bullying
Is this how lesbians hit on each other?
>>90953894
Yes
>>90953894
Who?
Always hilarious to see shit players trying to bully.
>>90954393
This, Candy is fucking terrible
11/12
I miss being able to easily pound people with items
Fucking shit lightning you didint have to shoot backwards i wasnt woint you pass you anyways
FUCK YOU
7/12
>Alice got last place
>then ragequitted shortly after
>>90956739
>namedropping me every time you play
>>90956957
>not namedropping your waifu
>>90956739
Matt you pedofile
>>90957519
Kill yourself
>>90957541
that isn't me m8
>>90957716
why don't you grow 18, then come back
>>90957798Kill yourself
>Ryan defending his waifu
>bringing a splitscreen buddy to teamfag with you
7/12
Go fuck yourself Weegee
FUCK you
>>90960714
See>>90944474
>That green shell on Dragon Driftway
>Those triple reds on Exciteshit
I laughed so hard I nearly choked
>>90961792
W-what did I do?
>>90962020
I hope you choke to death thenjk love u
TOP
KEK
>>90962146
The banana at the end of rainbow road
>>90963094
OhI actualy meant to toss it infront of me
>>90962459Worth it
>triple reds around me
>green shell still manage to hit me
2/12
3/12
I gotta say - I love reading through these threads even when the lobbies are down.
