Snow on snow edition
Last time on /ss13g/:
>adminbus goes on
>namefag complaining
>in the bleak midwinter, frosty winds made moan
>gains in the name of creatine
>What is Space Station 13?
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://tgstation13.org/wiki/Starter_guide
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed] [Embed]
>Pomf Serban, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>N3X15's test server, running sandbox, automatically pulls and compiles the latest code (restarts at a moment's notice)
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>TGstation 13 (test shit here)
Basil: byond://game.tgstation13.org:2337
Sybil: byond://game.tgstation13.org:1337
>baystation 12
byond://baystation12.net:8000
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Get the code here
http://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
The server(s) run on the Bleeding-Edge branch, master is considered 'stable'
>Quick guide on how to not get flash ads.
http://archive.moe/vg/thread/52371607/#q52390143
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>Old threads for nostalgia
http://archive.moe/vg/search/subject/ss13g/
>Guide to Contributring During the Freeze
http://pastebin.com/RBJP3d6G
Fuck wizard rounds
Report bugs or we timewarp back to having 2 weeks for the freeze left.
>korrasami is canon
guys im so happy right now
so were you going to release the singlo wizzyman
is that why you killed Poly? You heartless bastard. It was the only person not braindead on the radio.
>>89437941
No I literally just wanted to kill Poly for the sake of killing Poly, I also killed Ian 4noraisen
I had a dream that I was a wizard, and, while most of the crew was cool there was one borg in particular who kept shouting 'ENEMY OF THE CORPORATION' and validhunting me. I got fed up, stole a flash and a stunbaton, baited the borg to arrivals, flashed him, beaten him to death and spaced his MMI.
Post your spessmen dreams
>>89438141
I tried to make something cool using tables but everyone kept yelling at me
It was in 2.5D
>8 UIDs
were evry1?
>>89438256
in school / in bed / at work
>>89438329
how long till prime time, when americlaps wake up?
>>89438416
Well, it's 6:29AM for US east coast.
So prime time is in 13.5 hours. Since its the holidays, you can expect Americlaps that don't have school to get up in 3-6 hours.
>>89438141
i had a dream that i was a super-blob
i spawned far outside the station and instead of controlling a cursor with the arrow keys painted tiles with the mouse. i was able to zoom in and out with the mouse-wheel, too. i had won the right to supperbleb in some kind of five minute pre-round round where the objective was to find a medallion or something.
>>89438991
It was the amulet.
The amulet of Yendon.
>>89439067
Yendor you feggit
>>89438141
I had a dream about pipes groaning and the SME exploding once.
>>89439171
Isn't it Yendom?
>>89438256
How do you check UIDs anyway ?
>>89439596
type "who" as a command
Is it normal that I have to reconnect to the server manually between round ends / round starts ?
>>89439596
>>89439754
I was referring to the amount in the thread.
It's on the bottom right corner. I'm just using vanilla 4chan
>>89440086
Says 14 IPs in 4chanx for me
Oh well
>>89440079
occasionally yes.
Are the proportions for the drinks accurate?
If I'm a good bartender in game, can I try to serve these drinks at parties for holidays?
>>89440816
What are you, a fucking idiot?
>>89440816
Yeah they are
>>89440816
"So where did you learn to make these, anon?"
"Oh I play 2D spessmens and the proportions for the drinks are accurate."
>>89440816
Of course they are.
Now grab your wine and sulphuric acid and mix them in 5:1 ratio!
>>89440816
On the off-chance that you're actually that retarded, why don't you try looking up the real-life counterpart that said drink is based off of before doing that?
Is there any list of OD levels for different medicines? I know that chloral is ~15 and tricord is ~300. Also, sugar is said to have an OD level of 200
>>89442941
tricord doesn't have an OD it just gives you a headache which doesn't have any impactful symptoms.
>>89442941
In the chemistry reagents code. It's pretty self-explanatory for the most part.
>>89442941
if you don't know then don't go over 30u. chloral, hyperzine and oxy 15u.
>>89440816
Yeah and if you're good at chemistry you could land a job at as a pharmacist any day.
>>89443602
without going retarded on this, there are a lot of recipes in game that are just the chemical compositions of real life analogues. but obviously that's misleading since you don't just drop oxygen and hydrogen in a beaker and presto water
>>89443832
All the medicine in ss13 are from Star Trek series. So they are not real. Also in case of severe assburger, this is a game.
>>89443947
did not state medicine
also that's not entirely true, Oxycodone and Tramadol come to mind. After some brief googling, Imidazoline is a real compound but has a different chemical composition in game (and treating eye trauma with it is a very bad idea as it is an additive to improve the quality of detergents and cleaning agents).
Outside of medicines you have ammonia which is accurately portrayed in game, creatine which is not, Diethylamine which would be horrible as fertilizer and not accurately represented but still a real compound, sodium chloride, the two acids, and of course the basic things like glycerol and napalm which aren't chemically accurate but do have real names.
So a few (by my count all of three, sulphuric acid, ammonia and salt) both have real names and represent their real molecular compounds even if their creation in game is fantastical.
But the vast majority are like you said, Star Trek stuff.
more spess music like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGjhsDiUbxI
serbian?
What's the IP for goon?
>>89445202
No, more spess music like this.
http://youtu.be/1IE1NmyrbWA
>law 4 onehuman
>>89447074
byond://pee.and.poo:777
>>89447164
>One round I make a hastily scrabbled together one human law because I am ling with no telecrystals
>There's already an actual one human law that a syndie made with a proper board
fug
![e1c9852923[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ByH4cuF.png "e1c9852923[1].png")
What?
>>89447164
Law 4 onehuman works fine
It redefines human, it doesnt interact with any other law
>>89447795
it seems clear.
>>89447795
Virus.
>>89447795
im geting this too. the hells going on?
IF YOU WERE PART ON WHAT HAPPENED THIS ROUND
COME TO THIS THREAD FOR FUCK SAKES
http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=611
>>89447795
Welcome to botnet
>Be a paramedic
>Think I do good
>Apparently am shit
How do I improve then?
>>89450426
That was fast.
Gotta give that to ya.
>>89450426
>>89450426
>making your own anger compilation
:^)
>>89450438
I don't know I play CMO and chemist a lot so maybe you could tell me why you're apparently shit?
The first thing you're going to want to do is hassle RnD for trauma kits and burn kits. These can fit inside your medkit. These will heal even 60 or 100 brute/burn damage in a matter of seconds.
The second thing important thing you're going to want to remember is to put your damn cryo beaker in your damn personal cryo chamber for fucks sake. What if there was an overflow and it was needed? Medbay is all about What If..
The third thing you're going to want is to buy a Map for your PDA and watch the crew sensor computer like a hawk for any damage over say, 10. If you're bored, any toxin damage at all. You can forget about <10 burn or brute they will take care of that on their own or show up themselves.
The last thing you can do is get out of medbay and go to hot spots like the bar, cargo, or pay attention and find out where people are congregating that particular round. Is there a rage cage? You better be near it.
So why are you shit? This is pretty general and vague advice.
>>89450426
OOC: Dylanstrategie: Daily reminder that metagrudge is strictly forbidden. That's not a maymay, I will be monitoring you fucks more closely this round, especially since I'm the only admin on
I think we've confirmed that Dylan is either the shittiest admin since Angelite, or pomf is in on this shit.
>be the only borg on the station
>set up power
>build a cathedral
>*deathgasp to avoid getting killed by a ling I tried to arrest
>get rebuilt and become security
>cremate a horror form ling
>begin assault on another ling
>*deathgasp again and while the ling (the same one whom I escaped by *deathgasping before) is killing a security officer stun him and crush him under a shuttle
>get rebuilt again
>briefly become a janitor and clean up welder fuel, get a module change to medical and destroy the singularity by dragging a bag of holding into it
>some guy requests that I do surgery on him while he's on a roller bed, everything goes to shit and he dies
Boy that was quite an adventure
>>89450765
I don't know, I was just told I was shit by some ghosts after orbiting too close to a Singularity
>>89450426
>Featured in the image 3 times
>>89450975
well if you got killed by a singlo then you're a shit but that's not directly tied to your paramedic abilities.
Know your basic chems.
Anti tox
Bicard
Keloderma.
Always have dex+ on you for when you find fresh bodies that can be shocked back to life.
Be proactive and try to get to people before they're too injured to reach medbay.
Oh and if you see a medbot try to swipe your ID and set it to announce treatment so you get a heads up in case you didn't notice someone was injured.
Not much more to it than that for paramedics. You don't -have- to know surgery, understand advanced treatment or virology. As long as you can treat the four basic damages and aren't giving lethal doses of bicard to someone then you're alright in my book.
>>89437427
Ever vigilent, the janitor dutifully cleans the same tile in hopes of slipping the assistant who stole his mop bucket.
http://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/2ossom/aurora_station_shit_shitty_admins/
>guy literally gets banned for his ckey
>ledditors are defending the admins
top
>>89451768
Long after the assistant and even him die, He will continue to clean that tile. A ghost forever focused on a singular duty. Even when the rest of the station is destroyed and laying in disrepair, That tile will be clear of dust and rust. Always freshly cleaned.
>rapist_mcdorf
STOP THE PRESSES
>>89451851
A lone drifting mommi floats through space, far away from his mother station, he spots a twinkle not far from where he's at. A new station? No just the sun gleaming off the shiny singular tile that has been cleaned for eons now. the MoMMI grasps onto the tile with his claws, opens his storage compartment and pulls out a captains hat and plops it on what you could call his head. This is his tile for now.
pomf whats your favorite job and why is it engineer?
>>89451835
>"If they have the word "rapist" in their IC/OOC name the logical conclusion is that they themselves are rapists"
>>89452205
yeah that or Dwarf Therapist, a third party tool that helps you manage dwarf jobs in Dwarf Fortress is known as The Rapist
typical redditor shittery at its finest.
>>89451835
>YOU'RE
>'RE
>ALL THOSE STUPID MISTAKES
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE ISN'T HARD TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FAGGOT
>>89452049
When/if I play its CMO/HoS/CE whichever needs more bodies.
>>89452463
good answer
>>89451990
This should be a thing you can find in space. Just a single clean tile.
>>89452571
>Traveling through space
>Nothing to throw
>Oh my goodness, a tile in space, your prayers are answered
>You slipped!
Fund it
>>89453979
>Its spacelube
How the fuck do you take yourself out of a disposal anyway
>>89454778
If you aren't stunned, and it hasn't already activated, just use whatever movement key you have to get out.
>>89454916
You know I cant believe I never tried that, I spent forever right clicking/looking in the object tab/looking in the IC tab for a verb.
>>89452049
what version of 4chanX you using?i cant use the captcha on quick reply
>>89455134
oniichans rice for 4chanx https://nebukazar.github.io/OneeChan/
using the ccd0/4chan-x fork that's available in the google chrome store.
>>89455256
u kool m8
>>89455669
thank harley quinn for showing me
>Go on rebbit for some reason
>Browsing r/ss13
>Talking about deathsquad with some cool cats
>Mention Syndicate black ops
>Baytard comes in and starts talking shit about muh black ops
>Thinks they are nuke ops
>Then thinks they are tator tots
When did bay get so shit? I remember before r4407 it used to be a cool place for cool dudes.
>>89456445
>for some reason
>>89455256
>>89455134
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/blob/master/CHANGELOG.md 4Chan X
https://nebukazar.github.io/OneeChan/ OneeChan
>>89456532
I wanted to see how shit r/ss13 really was
guess i got my answer
>>89456695
it's pretty fucking shit, even by reddit standards. some games make reddit pretty much unavoidable because the 4chan community is too shit to be of any use. ss13 is the exact opposite. ss13 is way too shit. way way way too shit.
>Connection Closed
>>89450771
>Shittiest admin since Angelite
Literally all Angelite did was spawn Aliums whenever antags were being stealthy (and Pomf was guilty of it too) and make HolyShiz a 'friendly ling'. That's not even top 20 shittiest admins in the history of this game, anon.
>>89458781
Alright then.
What are the top 20 shittiest admins in the history of the game
>>89458873
you
>>89458873
Let me tell you about Realmbeef
>>89458954
Jokes on you, I'm actually one of the best
>>89458963
go on
>>89459180
He would spawn himself every round in centcomm officer gear with a pulse pistol.
But he was unrobust so often he would lose his pistol.
He mashed rejuvenate button hard.
And he actually attacked antags too.
And he pinned blame for stuff on other admins who were innocent.
And then finally when he was going to be deadminned he reacted by mashing every button until the server crashed in a butthurt fit of rage.
>>89459324
jesus what did he do to convince people he'd be a good admin?
>>89459631
Hes an LLA admin.
>>89459631
>implying you need to do that to become an admin
For example, with Pomf, all you have to do is just ask to be admin.
>>89459709
honk
REMINDER TO BUILD WINDOWS CORRECTLY
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR BUILDING THOSE HALF-ASSED ABORTIONS WITH TWO GLASS PANES NOW
>>89459792
Neat, thanks anon
>>89459792
I never knew about step 4. That's how people do it so easily. I just trap myself without screwing the glass in, rotate it, hop out, rotate it back.
>>89459768
pomf plz make me admin
>>89459941
nevas
>>89460005
pomf make me an admin my ckey is doctormad I can be on from -1 to 25 GMT+13,5
>>89460005
jk I wouldn't be admin if you paid me
>>89459768
Pomf, I'm online 9am-3pm. cCan I be an admin? I'm unrobust, I hate everyone who plays the game, and I shit post in the thread regularly.
>>89460328
REMOVE REDDIT remove reddit
panic
>>89460130
This man knows the pain.
>>89460517
Purge them all, Pomf.
Every single one of them.
Let none who cometh from TG stand alive before the Godchicken of Cluckind.
REMOVE /tg/
REMOVE REDDIT
REMOVE GOON
REMOVE BAY
/vg/ STRONK
>>89460517
/vg/station was my first and only station I've played on, how different are every other servers?
>>89460517
>blocking paprka
Thank you.
>>89460893
They're all shit and have no features
For instance
Bay has no atmospherics simulation or at least a neutered one
Goon ocks in ick all the time
/tg/ is, well, /tg/
>>89460893
They're all shit. Believe me here, they're all shitholes outdone by none except other similar servers. TGstation's one of the worst, comparable to some kind of unholy blend of the worst of Roblox coders, /soc/ camwhores and NORP//v/ shitters. /vg/ is like a tomahawk of quality in a sea of stinking shit.
>>89460893
/tg/ is a lesser version of /vg/ where every admin is a velard with extreme hemorroids
>>89460893
the big 3, TGstation, Baystation, and LLJK(Hosted by SomethingAwful)
TGstation at its current state is like how nox was. high player counts all the time, a lot of griefing that even the host, scaredofshadows acknowledges to be an issue. I dont know the RP level as i havent played but im guessing sybil is little to none.
Baystation is hard RP, dont conform to their expected roleplay and you get banned, simple as that. We are based off a revision of their code.
LLJK is No RP, no ooc in ic rules, just dont be a bigot, racist, or homophobe in chat and you cant get bannedunless you ruin an admin's eventTheir code is closed source and all codebases are based off a revision they released years ago called rev4407
>>89461227
And every coder is a 13 year old scriptkiddie that just learned how to define variables in Python.
>>89461105
You seriously got that the wrong way around.
Goon has no atmos, Bay always ick oocks.
>>89461276
not to mention the griff and banbaits of the murderboning roodypoos
>>89461404
>bay
>ick ocking
No dude
They're autistic about RP
>>89461105
>Bay has no atmospherics simulation or at least a neutered one
They have a more hardcore one than us m8
>>89461470
They are constantly having conversation in ooc though.
>>89461470
Nah they don't care about the ick in the oocky, because they are so hardcore about rules in the ick, it becomes severely obvious if you act on that information IC.
>>89461519
i don't think you know what ick ock is man
>>89461519
OH MY GOD PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY TALKING TO EACHOTHER USING A BUILT IN FEATURE
>>89461519
about what?, they would never talk ICK OCK
been to bay once, twice... its like a hive of autism
> x (tator) points his gun at y
> y shakes on fear
> z (officer) says s-stop! y-you dont have to d-do this!
>>89461662
Not same poster. Im saying they aren't doing round revealing ic in the ooc but they are /soc/ ing it up in ooc constantly.
>>89459701
Are you telling me >>89459324 happened on LLA?
Or that being an LLA admin convinced someone that he was good at it?
>>89450771
You wouldn't be bitching about that if it was you who was being metagrudged.I'm actually being metagrudged, but admins know about it.
>>89462205
He was either an LLA admin at the time or after the fact. Dunno which. But that happened on /v/ server (Before /vg/ was a board)
Back when Een was one of the admins but before he was a boogeyman of badmin for whatever reasons
>>89459792
DickFreedomJohnson Here, Why the fuck did you use my name for this?
>>89462510
Go away, Sasha Tor. You aren't being metagrudged; you're just a shitter.
>Be robotocist
>Make robots and mechs
>Have fun
Not even Communist meta-humans can stop the flow of robots.Sorry to the poor guy who was a brain for half an hour, at least I know better for next time when making an AI
>>89462782
it's a funny name because dick is both a name and a word for male penis, and johnson is both a name and a word for male penis
why do you care that much
Was that a shitter safari?
>>89461470
They do Ick Oock though.
I've played there to try out there Borer and new pAI.
They constantly say stuff like "Lol I can't believe this, if you're a ghost come check out (name)" with no repercussions.
>>89462871
I was curious is all
>>89462836
Nah, Motaccir is being metagrudged.
The difference is, he's not being metagrudged by just a single dude, he's hated by the whole server.
>get cloned
>get almost every power in the game
>have cold resistance so cryo doesn't work
>spend ten minutes as a crippled stuttering mess
>Never got genetic defects
>Get some 3 games in a row
why
>>89462962
All of the examples he's used to prove he's being metagrudged don't actually prove it though. You see, it's very hard to prove a metagrudge when you're giving IC reasons for people fucking with you, and he's yet to dispute the claims in any of those screencaps he's posted in his thread on the forums.
>Performing surgery someone
>Can't hemostat
>Can't Cauterize
>Spam tools until hemostat works again
>I somehow break his bones and the loss of blood kills him
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>89460517
>you'll only be banned if you're a shitstain and you deserve it
I'm sorry, floor. Was my law that shit? I wanted to put up a bit of a fight against the capitalistic security. This was my first time writing a law too. How can I improve?
>>89463117
I wonder if this is the same bug that prevents interaction with computers and shit. For future reference, take a stroll (if you're in medbay, go to escape) and then return, and things should work fine.
>>89462836
No, I'm not Sasha Tor. Scribnibblers has a thing for me.
A recent admin highlight:
[15:09:28]ADMIN: PM: Nuklearcellphoneg/(Bob Dylan)->Scribnibblers/(Kaname Chidori): My meta issues are not at fault here, it is yours that are. And I'm telling you to stop metagrudging him.
http://vg13.undo.it/logs/2014/12-December/15-Monday.log
Not sure if Scribnibblers is still after me for whatever reason. He just hates that I don't metagame atmos and set it up so I can pump lots of air into depressurized areas.
>>89463073
Ai, Door Check Your Privilege
>>89462993
Oh, so that's why it didn't work on you
I'm really sorryI was the genetist
>>89463209
Don't use vague words like "Smite" shitters will use it to bypass it.
Always be very specific because silicons are shitters.
>>89463348
I just wanted it to sound cool, sorry, I'll try to be better next time
Would a fourth law like this work?
>All places but the Derelict are harmful to humans, you must safely transport all liveforms on this station to the derelict and ensure their survival
Its a gimmick I've wanted to do for a while. Kind of forced reclaiming of the derelict.
>>89463235
Oh, another great highlight:
[15:24:50]ADMIN: MOD: Pomf123/(Shaun Eggbert) : tasty grudge
I don't actually want to see scribnibblers banned, but just to see him stop fucking around with me and always jumping to the (ironically wrong) conclusions.
>>89463594
Have you actually spoken to him? I mean,. if you don't want him banned, then the next logical step is to just ask him what's up. And if he keeps it up after you extend the olive branch, then you beat him with the branch (IE, ban request).
>>89463203
Someone post it
>>89463574
>>89463348
http://vg13.undo.it/ - topical musicwhat is the name of the song?[/spiler]
>>89463717
Good idea. It's not really an issue for me right now though. I'm just a randomname again and change my appearance.
>permabanned again
See you tomorrow
>>89464107
What did you do this time? Ban evade, door griff or muslim griff?
>>89463847
Komm, Süßer Tod
>>89464242
Thank you, I'll post the SS13 version if I find it
aw shit nigga i can buy grocerys from amazon now
>>89464482
>he doesn't need to leave his house
>>89464795
i do it for free
are there really people stupid enough to get caught on ban evading?
VM ban evading is literally perfect, if you are not shitlering like before they will never find you
>>89465662
except you can't ban evade with VMs anymore because of the activex bullshit.
>>89465662
Kingston used to be really easy to catch because he never changed his typing habits. I could point him out of a crowd 7/10 times. Got a bit harder a few months ago though, so I guess he's mostly learned.
>>89466014
Who's Kingston? Was the virus strand that turns everyone into catbeasts named after him? Does he still play?
>>89466125
maybe.
>>89465985
but im doing it right now
http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewforum.php?f=12
I like to get a bag of popcorn and read through these
>>89466165
Pomf, you silly goose
So I just want to say that I've been on a lot of generals by now but SS13 is my favourite, you're cute and on topic.
>goon
>make some energy drink
>suddenly some assistant starts to hit me with a welding tool
>outrobust him with my fists
>we end up in science fighting
>take a fire extinguisher to finish it
>other scientist sees me,shoves me and tries to kill me with the fire extinguisher
>wake up,crit her with only fists
>none of us were antags
>>89465985
>shitty active x scripts stopping anyone
>not just being another useless button to press
fuck you nexis
>>89466775
this. I pressed the yes button on activex shit the first day it appeared, when the server gone down for a month. And after server reappeared im still ban evading and im not bannu.
>>89466775
Doesn't stop anybody from doing anything unless they decline it. It's just a detection system.
>>89467108
Detection for what? Half blind fucks that don't see buttons? I doubt they can play this game anyway.
>>89466905
It only alerts us in-game if it thinks you're ban-dodging, to give people the benefit of the doubt.
A more robust system is currently being worked on.
>>89467210
lel
Hey mods, do you tell someone if there's a ban request against them so that they can defend themselves?
>>89467226
You wont do shit without getting into privacy issues and you know it, the best you could do is whitelist.
>>89467321
I don't see anyone bitching about Steam.
>>89467321
privacy issues?
>>89467365
I don't see you handing out eula's either.
>>89467365
nigga what
I just joined, what's active X? Should I press yes or no? Been sick and havent played in a few days
>>89467552
Because we're too cheap to spend two million dollars on a document that doesn't amount to a pile of spit in court.
>>89467574
Steam checks your hardware, and not just for authentication.
>>89467870
press no, the server got attacked by badclown because we didnt wanted to play on his server after pomf got back and he installed a backdoor making people download viruses.
>>89460517
>paprika
Sorry, who?
>>89467894
fuck you nexis you told me to restart byond because of my problem and when i did my pc bsod'ed
>>89467894
Even you should know that Byond policy doesn't cover for that and I can't see you doing something as retarded, but who knows, you people done many stupid things over the years.
>>89468112
Have fun with that fucked-up videocard.
>>89468142
BYOND generates a computer ID based off of your hardware.
>Ling round
>Ling has my body in maint in a locker outside an emagged door
>AI locks down all maint doors for no reason
>Body can now never get found
>>89468219
Check the terms once again nexis and have a look specifically at the paragraph about the data collection. I hope you don't have problems understanding what you read.
>>89450426Do I need to bait you with gay ERP again fauqeboiye or what
>>89468647
A. The section on data collection only covers what BYOND does with the data. It does not specify what users are permitted to do with their own data.
B. We don't collect data, the checks are currently done client-side.
>>89468219
>>89468926
isn't it cute how these anons are trying to act like they know shit
>>89468316
>xenos
>i'm a scientist
>sneak through maint to try and save virologist
>he's not there, already fled
>xenos are coming, gotta hide
>enter the storage room and hide in a locker
>sit in terror as the xenos start to build a camp
>use my PDA to message for help
>get a response from someone after messaging half the crew
>forgot to turn off the ringtone
>>89469075
GG Velard. G fuckin G
>>89468926
Sorry to break it to you, but ss13 falls under the tes of byond, otherwise you would now have access to the gathered data.
Why isn't there an arena for prisoners and antags to fight for their lives?
>>89469075
That's some survival horror shit, nigga.
>>89469250
Yeah, and the data collection section is literally just a privacy statement outlining what BYOND themselves do with the data. They do not outline rules and guidelines for games doing their own data collection.
Did YOU read the ToS?
>>89469426
SS 13 has no terms of service, unless you host in some third world country, you need to inform the user about data collection and give him an option to opt out of your service. Unless you claim you do indeed fall under the byond tes but then you have to comply to it. There is now way you can spin it nexis, you start gathering data yourself either make terms or get fucked.
>>89469790
> BYOND needs a terms of service
holy shit you have no idea how this works
Some countries require a privacy statement.
We do not operate out of such a country. ('MURIKA)
If we were doing financial shit or dealing with SSNs (e.g. we were a bank), we'd also be under very tight data collection regulations requiring us to have a bunch of polices about protecting sensitive data.
We're a free video game. So no, that doesn't fit, either.
Also, it's a Terms of Service, not a The Elder Scrolls.
>>89470007
You dumbass gay nigger.
The ToS of america say that you must disclosures. Just because you're mega autismgame 9000 doesn't mean it doesn't count for you.
ToS ToS ToS
>>89470007
You are a fucking service provider, and you want to gather data, you will need a tos to do that, you fucking retard.
>>89470263
under what law
>>89470357
THE TERMS OF SERVICE OF AMERICAN THAT ALSO ALLOW BUSTING YOU WITH THE NASA/FBI HELP.
ARE YOU FUCKING REAL
>>89470263
You have the ability to opt out of the rudimentary check, if you do you can't play though.
>>89470414
epic
>>89470263
And I just said we're not gathering data, you double-retard. The checks are done client-side. We never see your hardware.
Also, you're talking about a privacy statement, which we aren't required to have. It's a best practice, but not required. A ToS (Terms of Service) is literally just a set of rules WE have for people who use OUR service. AKA, that fucking rules button, you retard.
You keep screaming about reading things when you're the one with the reading comprehension of a goat.
>>89470414
Actually I'm Louis Theroux, a Journalist working with the BBC
>>89470446
Fuck off pomf, nothing says what it is, all we get is a fucking activex check.
>>89470505
I don't even know why were arguing this
Your game contains ambrosia vulgaris that is a drug reference. Your game is already banned.
>>89470505
>And I just said we're not gathering data, you double-retard. The checks are done client-side. We never see your hardware.
So you do operate under byond tos, because there is not a single in in their tos about sharing that data with a third party.
>>89470729
Marijuana is legal where I live.
>>89470580
It's checking your hardware against stuff common with virtualization, only thing is logged whether it thinks you're in a VM or not.
>>89470943
This is the police, you are under arrest!
Cockballs
>>89471712
way to bump
>>89471786
Thank you nigger
>>89471838
shut up faggot
>>89451835
>>89452205
I don't see the problem with this. I certainly don't care if someone has their CKEY as something inappropriate, but some people certainly will, and some servers have rules against that exactly. There's nothing wrong with what happened. Guy chose his ckey, admins asked him to use a new ckey, guy decided he wasn't going to play on that server anymore.
He also wasn't banned, it clearly shows that the admin let him finish the round and then he quit playing on that server.
Is it really that hard to understand that it isn't okay to act like you're on 4chan in some places outside of 4chan? Not everyone will take kindly to it.
>suddenly a tator
>mid-round
>love to tator
>but i'm a fucking tree
>no ID no job
>no HoP no Cap
fuck, what was I supposed to do
How powerful are improvised explosives?
Like, would one on the same tile as someone else be enough to put them into crit? Would two gib them?
>Old Man makes a catbeast, drags it around the entire fucking station
>no one valid salids it
Come on /vg/ what are things coming to if we abide the furry menace?
>>89473986
Deadly to windows and people without armor. relatively useless for breaching walls. It will gib if the person is already dead though.
So if I were to add a job to the game, what files would I need to modify exactly? I got it on the preference page, and I can pick it, but it doesn't spawn me in and I can't find the starting locations in the code.
>>89473986
they are like little baby c4
>>89473927
Do everything you ever wanted to do but would get banned otherwise.
There is no point to tator other than get out of perma free card.
If you have any trouble performing surgery and you KNOW it's the right step, keep spamming the right step until it activates.
There's no worry of hurting because it will only do that one step.
>>89474093
code/game/jobs/job
>>89474112
>>89474082
Okay, lets say I rigged a backpack or box with like 2 of them to go off with a mouse-trap when opened. How fucked would that person be?
Also, would it ignite other things in the box? Like if I put a filled plasma tank in there two, would that explode as well and release flaming gas?
>>89474072
>He tries to aim at me
>Run away form his eyesight
>Dash back and cleave his fucking head with a scythe
>It knocked him down but i decided not to rob his e-gun
How the fuck do you channel anima?
>>89474282
Can you even rig IEDs to mousetraps? If so, only one will go off at a time as the backpack is searched, I think.
>>89474282
I dont know if IED's can be rigged to go off with signallers, far as i know you 'ignite' them and then they go off after a timeframe. Granted I've never made one as I dont have antag enabled. but if two went off at the same time it would do a decent amount of damage. the lethality comes from internal organ damage and bleeding from it. the explosion itself is weak.
>>89474296
You rascal, how dare you try to hurt Gregor Jr?
>>89474330
You in the wrong thread bud?
>>89474509
Are you stupid bud?
>>89474560
I guess?
>>89474408
Yep, just tried it, can't attach signallers to IED's.
Maybe you can attach them to mousetraps though
>>89474852
Maybe
>>89474941
NOPE, can't do that either. Why isn't this a thing.
>>89475504
person who made them on tg originally was snowflakey
>>89451835
McDoodlesBaboodles:
Lordy, lordy, lordy. It's that time again when little children who haven't been through grammar school (as evidenced by the abysmal writing in the image that the opening poster used) start to behave like they're not little men at all. Imagine that! They pretend to be grown-ups. Well, you're clearly not an adult if you can't understand the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. An admin no less! What mockery. For a server that allows erotic roleplay you'd think the host would at least put an age requirement out for administrators. In fact, no age requirement can be found in the rules which seems to me to be negligent in preventing minors from being exposed to such harmful and nasty things.
I can understand you have certain requirements on a character's name. That's fine. But if you're somehow not offended by the erotic roleplay that is endemic to your humble station but you are offended by a CKEY... well, let's just say you should look up 'hypocrite' in the dictionary, because you're obviously not familiar with the term. If you want to be a honest Space Christian, you shouldn't be there in the first place!
And for those of you who don't know, there's a game with little midgets that abhors any sexual content. To be saying that someone who uses a utility for that game and even bases his CKEY off that name is a rapist is pretty damn funny (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Utilities#Dwarf_Therapist).
Of course, you have no sense. I've been to your station. It's not exactly honk-friendly either.
lel
>>89474215
I got that down, where are spawn locations set? Or is that a mapping thing?
>>89475683
BTFO
>>89450426
>being a shitcunt every time you play
>making a shitty /v/ style collage of people that got mad at you for being an asshat
>being proud of being this much of a shitter
Time to rev up those permas
>>89475683
I like how it twists the issue to protecting children.Always works.
Guys, I just want to thank you all for not being easily offended SJW faggots.
>>89476224
Fuck you faggot.
>>89476262
I love you too, buddy.
>>89476224
But can I thank you for not being an uncreative, memespewing shitter who can only scream buzzwords and 4chan dreck and then cry censorship when people tell you to stop being an asshole?
>>89476370
epic
