>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.csgocalendar.com
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://loungeassistant.github.io/Lounge-Assistant
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/4f9kfhmi
Start taking Valve MM more seriously
xrd for NiP still best team in the world
xth for JW will be bacon soon
RIP
IN
PISS
PIG JW IS GOING DOWN
>dreamhack finals
>third map between fnatic and ldlc, score is 15-14 for fnatic
>jw left in 1v5
>kills 4 ldlc members
>right as he scopes up on the last one he gets vac'd
sonic will be next
>>86949871
belongs in the trash, along with dirty cheaters
>This was all a ploy by the Germans who supplied them with faulty hacks so Mouz wins next Major
NiP stomping DHW confirmed
>>86949871
isn't that good this season
i'm gonna call in to work from mcdonalds tonight cuz I want to watch the games.
What should I tell them? diahhrea? coughing? gonna say i missed school today or something.
thoughts?
>>86949967
>WWIII will start because of CSGO
could happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvz5QzCcsGw
new thorins thoughts
I'm a private cheat creator.
I can verify that many pros will be banned in the coming weeks.
Rest in Peace Titan and LDLC
>Entire EU scene is filled with hackers
>No NA players banned "yet"
I would be completely surprised if the entire NA scene is clean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvH1ngfa6tU
esports everyone
>Tfw I'm never awake for insiderbro tips
;_;
>>86950021
whatever you say
>hacking scandal is still on the frontpage of Reddit
I didn't expect this to blowup so big
>>86950027
nigga DH is next week
F
>nAv lost to energy
my skins
they're gone
>>86950195
believable -2/10
>>86950279
the entire scene looks clean until you get to the semi-semi-pro levels
some of the guys on teams like HEAT and adapt are sketchy as fuck sometimes but you rarely see the kind of crazy stuff that makes people call wh and triggerbot like in EU games
that being said, a lot of top tier NA players have been VAC or ESEA banned at some point, most of them during late 1.6/source era when they were younger, which is undestandable
This is probably why FPS esports will never be as big as other genres
It's too easy to hack in them
>>86950536
F
>>86950536
F
>>86950736
>betting on Navi -i instead of literal Energy
you probably deserved it
>>86950927
but Sonic played so fucking good the other day
and they had someone named an0n
Fodder is literally out guy
>>86950536
NiP should give him a 2nd chance if the cheating scandal is really as big as some pro players are saying.
>>86951106
>Fodder is out
yeah
>>86948128
DHW is going to be funny as shit now with all the pros trampling over each other because they are too afraid to play with cheats.
>nip pulls ahead and wins DHW
my dick
1-3 watch gina and masturbate
4-6 watch pansy and masturbate
7-0 watch kitty and masturbate
>>86951207
Our
>DHW
>VP and Titan players get banned left and right on stage
>viewership jumps to 400,000
>C9, NiP, Fnatic, and Dignitas make it to the semi-finals
>C9 faces NiP and brings the series to a 1-1 until Shroud gets VAC banned; with a 4vs5 in the last match, NiP wins
>Fnatic edge out Dignitas in a close 2-1 series
>NiP and Fnatic in final once more
>series at 1-1
>final map is nuke
>Fifflaren casting
>halftime score: Fnatic got 13 rounds on CT side
>the camera turns to Fiffy and he says,
>"Shut."
>"It."
>"Down."
>JW gets banned before the second pistol, and footage of him buying cheats shows up on the mainstage
>Olofmeister gets banned before
>cArn comes in as a standin and delivers some fantastic rounds, but NiP keeps getting the crucial wins
>it's 13-10 and NiP are close to finishing their comeback
>Krimz somehow gets behind both f0rest and Maikelele and starts to kill until...
>VAC
>NiP win 16-13 and get their second major in a row
>CSGO breaks 1 million concurrent viewers
>the internet rejoices
>>86951121
Fiffy quit himself though, it wasn't a team decision or anything
wait okay so there's a cheat that can be packaged in with workshop maps that automatically run when you load the map? does this mean someone could accidentally download a malicious map and be vac banned?
im scard
>>86951376
That was just PC bullshit that every pro team does when someone gets cut.
He got "pressured" to quit
/csgog/ is aids, but is it more aids than normal twitch chat?
Will DHW have submode enabled?
I made a shekel free channel where I'll be HOSTING the dhw csgo streams from the 27-29 nov.
>bring memes
>remember to adblock
>support our guy
twitch /csgogeneral (csgog was taken okay)
If it gets used I guess I'll make it a regular thing with future tournaments.
>>86951351
nah, out was right
>>86951608
in b4 this gets full of swedes talking about BBC
happens every time
>everyone is expecting fnatic to rape at DHW
>odds will be insane
>fnatic plays worse than Team Wolf without their hacks
>>86951608
majors never have submode
>>86951608
I don't see the point to be honest. I just watch in fullscreen and when something exciting happens I post in /csgog/. The chat won't be any less cancerous than normally with animeshitters around.
>>86951608
rated subscribed and shared :^)
>>86951705
flusha is still a monster, and the others certainly wouldn't be that bad without hacks
>>86949564
I need team mates. Some of you motherfuckers must want to play.
>>86951878
yes
>>86951705
You faggots are running the joke into the ground in less than 8 hours
>>86951878
but anon im in eu
>>86951608
>no drops
no one will bother
>>86951695
>ban the swedes
got it
>>86951717
Oh okay. Well then consider it a place to talk about the games in real time without having to do captcha every second, or post in the steam group.
It was just an idea I had. If it sinks I'll just abandon channel no big deal.
>>86951726
>ban anime
I can do that.
I normally watch in fullscreen aswell, but chats with ~100-200 people are often less cancer than 25k+. Can have actual conversations. It's not for everyone and I can definitely relate to not wanting chat up.
>>86952064
But anon, that's what redditors are good at
>>86952117
Since it's hosted you technically should get drops as you count as a viewer on their stream.
I can ask twitch though.
Actually I can't be fucked to do this, ignore everything.
>>86952390
It all makes sense now
I've been in Reddit all along
>girl flashes on Twitch
>>86951352
pls no anon, shroud isn't hackerI want to believe but no one comes out of nowhere like he did
>>86952707
She also showed her tits. She has some nasty looking tits.
>>86952707
lmao what a slag, why did she do that?
>>86952707
then people call her dad and post the gif all over his FB wall. He then proceeds to call her a pig on the phone
>>86952835
her ass is good though, thank god for that.
>>86952707
>mfw she got banned
>mfw she didn't even get the gold
>>86952707
>flashing for 400mil runescape gold
Is that alot?
>>86952707
not bad, would let her sit on my face
>>86952835link?
Heat or MostlyH?
>>86953068
here
>>86902398
I think she got swatted shortly after
>>86953009
Could probably make that in a weekend if you aren't retarded
>NiP roll the game for one year
>all other noobs get mad and get cheats
>now they're better than NiP
>NiP kick fifflaren because they think they suck now even though its only because all other teams cheat
This has real life repercussions, fifflaren is only kicked out of his job because other players cheat and they are clean
>>86951352
cArn is the fifflaren of 1.6, with a little bit more brain, there's no way he would deliver amazing rounds.
In an alternate universe he wouldn't have even made it to semi-pro
>>86953280
Yeah but fiffy is a shit player anyway, maikelelelel is a definitive plus.
big plays
>>86953703
how do we know you're not hacking?
>>86953764
i dunno how to prove that actually, i guess the crosshair wasnt on the dudes head when i came out of the smoke?
just got on after work
what the fuck is up with all this cheating stuff? is this just a false flag thing or is the shit really hitting the fan for all the big players? is this why NiP seemingly fell off the table recently? will NiP and c9 be the DHW finalists?
>MLG-kid on reddit fake-flairing SMFC claims 1.6 was small and unknown
>"Halo overshadowed Counter-Strike"
He actually wrote that
People have actually upvoted him on /r/GO
>>86953703
don't have to show everyone how blatant you are
our guy thewarowl is streaming
>>86953872
>i dunno how to prove that actually,
You can't prove a negative blah blah blah
Burden of proof blah blah blah.
>>86953068
>>86953187
>>86952707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWzYyrSE3mA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
>>86953703
fix the fucking colors, cactus, holy shit
>>86953935
link i wanna c
>>86954140
I wanted to go for a "dawn in miami, in syria" kind of look.
>>86954140
>>86954227
wow that wasnt me LOL but i will fix them now
>>86954084
ok well this is the account i was on
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cactiii_
>>86954227
I just assume it looks like shit, but I'm colorblind and I can see almost nothing.
>cheating and not winning every tournament like fnatic
kqly is a shit cheater lel
fnatic know how to do it
CROOOOOOOOO
>>86954110
What a fucked up family.
better?
cro_ is live bois
>>86954624
pig is a fucking cheater i know it
>>86954804
I could go into MM and get a better clip than this in 5 rounds, faggot
>>86954892
it's called a magazine
>>86954751
>>86954863
holy shit
the legend returns
>>86954804
yeah looks gorgeous! i can really see the difference
>>86954892
sounds like kind of a low rank if you need to do a 1v3 within 5 rounds
>screen tearing with vsync off
>screen is choppy with vsync on
wat do
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GordonG/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GordonG/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GordonG/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GordonG/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GordonG/
AYYYY LMAO HAHAHAHAAH CANT WAIT FOR PIG TO GET BANNED
>>86954990
he streamed yesterday too
>>86955021
buy 144hz monitor
RIP IN PIZDAROONIE SF
>>86955025
>it's real
>>86955025
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>86955025
>>86955152
BTFO
THE VACCENING IS UPON US
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GordonG/inventory/
>>86955025
Oh shit
PRESS SF TO PAY RESPECTS
PRESS SF TO PAY RESPECTS
PRESS SF TO PAY RESPECTS
>>86955025
AHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAHA
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAH
hhhhhhAHAHAH
This is great.
I can't wait to see CSGO burn, that's what you get Valve you fuckers introduce a fucking intrusive anti cheat already
>>86955025
FUCK MAN,
nice the scum got busted, but now Scream cant play DHW :((
so epsilon wont attend DH either? lmao
>>86955025
RIP DRagon Lore
THIS IS THE BEGGINING OF THE END
SINNERS REPENT
CSGO UP IN FLAMES
WHAT A NIGHT TO BE ALIVE
GET FUCKED BAGUETTES
POST SOME GOOD TRAX TO CELEBRATE
>>86955025
fucking baguettes swear to god
FRENCHIES BTFO
>>86955514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4
>FRANCE
FRANCE
>FRANCE
FRANCE
>FRANCE
FRANCE
>FRANCE
FRANCE
>FRANCE
FRANCE
>FRANCE
FRANCE
>FRANCE
FRANCE
"superfighter" get fucked
>>86955514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE
Lol I kinda feel dirty now about that C9 vs Epsilon bet when Epsilon won that BO1 in inferno with like 10% odds
Got nice 230 value out of that game
Sf was damn good in that game too haha
>>86955514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQHWsvMRLvc
>>86951504
Except you assume this and have no actual proof.
>THE CITY OF FRENCH SCENE
>>86955514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtjriTYtBAA
Can someone give me a summary of what the fucks going on?
>>86955738
pro players getting banend for hacking
use your brain retard
>>86955684
when somebody is shit but a nice guy they will always be given the opportunity to play the "i'm leaving not getting kicked" explanation because they like the dude but see he is not fit to play for the team
>>86955514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9O1TMJyhmw
so pepsilon and titan cant go to DHW now right?
SF LOVES SOSA
tfw all the pros are getting cheating and i'm sitting here practicing where the fuck do I get the hacks i'm done dming for 2 hours a day
the fact that Sf's inventory is full of expensive skins atleast shows that these bans are indeed coming as a full surprise to everyone who has used this same cheat so this ban wave should probably catch everyone who has used the same cheat
>>86955738
Pro players getting banned left and right, bigger name after bigger name. Today french players KQLY of Titan and sf of Epsilon got banned, easily the most known players that have gotten banned in a while. It wouldn't be a surprise if more professional players are getting banned pretty soon.
how the fuck did sf get a 2 digit steam id
how much are they worth?
>>86955987
it's probably when he legitimately made the account, he is very old school, which really makes it sad that he has turned to cheating
>>86955937
ive been playing 3hrs of aim_redline everyday starting mid june
ive improved drastically and i play good cs nowadays but it feels really bad
im puttin in work and them fags cheat on lans
smh...
this could possibly be the greatest thing to happen in csgo history
>>86955514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br1fuTY1-Zg
wait was sf a part of the list that smn supposedly posted?
>>86955903
If pepsi can't go to DH, it's possible that Uzzziii will go with Titan, this way they'll have 3 ex LDLC on their team. That is if apEX or Maniac don't get VAC in the meantime
Hopefully now everyone can admit there is a fucking huge problem with hacking in go.
I'm loving this. Delicious tears.
>>86956202
that list wasnt true, the poster was fishing for attention, smn doesnt know about the list until its been posted
>>86956117
thats way too extensive
just play like 10-15mins of dm as the first thing when you come to play CS and after that just play the real deal in comp games, be it MM or some actually decent 3rd party system
>>86956202
Nope.
>>86955025
le suddenly closed comments on page faec
>>86955979
>the VAC system now deploys undercover programmers to create hacks and sell them to major clients, and the undercover is infiltrating the pro circuit
>post yfw
>>86955025
>>86956272
its not too extensive i know my shit
i outaim people with offline achievements and 2-3k hrs of playtime with barely 1k 90% of the time
it was worth clicking heads, now i need to find a mix for a lan and im set
ayy
>>86956202
how do people still not know that list was made up by some epik master trole in hltv who claimed to have got it from smn
smn already said he does not know who else was using same cheat as he did
Oh shit I can't wait for onlineJ to get hit!
Would be fucking amazing if Pasha got fucked in his dirty polak ass as well!
>>86956338
It's not, you are not logged in or SF blocked you.
>>86956338
>Looks like you're going to KQLYfornia!
LOL
>>86955251
>sticker
>don't worry I'm pro
next is s1mple or legija
>>86956404
All in all I feel bad for him though, put on the worst of the three French teams while his Titan 'replacement' (maybe) got fucking VAC banned, while now also one of his team gets fucked over
WHAT THE FUCK SF VAC BANNED TOO NOW
THIS RIZLA DUDE MIGHT BE RIGHT
>>86956394
outaiming people is only a small part of doing the most important thing, winning matches, in this game
i noticed that when i played a lot of dm, i became too aim focused, too focused on being able to win those fair aim duels
a smart player rarely even engages in those sort of firefights where raw aim alone reigns supreme, you want to peek with clever timing, abuse pop flashes and unexpected angles etc.
>>86956462
WELCOME TO THE HOTEL KQLYFORNIA
SUCH A LOVELY PLACE
>>86956556
except sf wasn't on the list
>>86956581
dont give a fuck nigga gets hs he dead
you either become a GTR or a sick aimer
i'd rather be the latter
>>86956547
Scream seemed pretty shocked at it on his stream. "Can't be true he was my replacement"
>>86956556
Rizla is fucking legit
http://www.hltv.org/blog/8959-the-truth-about-fodder-the-cheat-accusations-nodder-the-people-coding-for-him-and-me
Our BASED BOY Fodder cheats toobut who didn't know that
>>86956657
the closes thing to that kind of "pure raw aim" player in csgo is scream and he is shit
do you actually unironically want to be some stupid robot that just shoots well?
>>86956631
rizla isn't crzy, the guy who made that list
this is rizla
http://www.hltv.org/blog/8956-the-truth-about-the-cheat-the-coder-and-me
^^^lots of stuff about SF there
>>86956631
are you dumb? sf and kqly are mentioned specifically by name, alongside each other
http://www.hltv.org/blog/8956-the-truth-about-the-cheat-the-coder-and-me
>>86956631
rizla talked about sf a fair share tho
Heat vs MostlyH
Bet on the underdog? They seem to be fans of the jets.
>>86956746
ive the sense from 1.6, from 990hrs I have on go, ~800 are spent on aim servers and 100 on dm
the rest is 10s
>SF's inventory
Are Frogs really this retarded?
>>86955364
scream should join titan for the tourney
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST MISS?
>>86957091
sorry to disappoint you but JW is way to consistent to be cheating.
>>86956596
RIP minimal wear dragon lore.
http://youtu.be/xUZpoogW_40
WE NEED A MAJOR WITH ONLY SILVERS NOOBLORDS
ITS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE CSGO
COME ON SILVERBROS LETS UNITE
>>86956954
thats pretty pathetic
>>86957101
Do they get trade banned aswell as vac banned or what?
>>86957290
watching silvers is so much fun
fund it
>>86957315
no thats dedication my friend
>>86957332
yes
>>86955814
While that is a ncie insight from you, you don't know that is the case with fifflaren.
>French players keep getting banned
If Shoxie gets banned I'm going to cry
>>86957332
your inventory for the game you get VAC banned in is locked
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198031554200
>>86957241
>sF banned
>KQLY banned
>smn snitching to valve after he got banned
>>86957537
nah, too soon. wait 5 hours
>>86956117
>>86955937
and what rank are you guys, how much have you improved?
OKAY THATS COOL FROGS GETTING FUCKED
BUT
THE REAL DEAL
THE TRUE RECKONING
IS
THE PIG
JESPER "THE PIG" WECKSELL
WHEN IS HE GOING TO GET CAUGHT BY THE VAC
>>86957506
with the way shox has been going off on twitter about cheaters needing to get publicly humiliated i'm pretty sure he's not cheating
same with scream, but we all knew that
CS GO SCENE = FUCKED
HAHAAHA
Does SF have a twitter? I can't find it.
I wonder what his reaction was when kqly got banned.
IF THE PIG TURNS OUT TO BE LEGIT I WILL BE SO DISAPPOINTED
>>86957506
He's fine but watch Apex and Smithz get the hammer.
>>86957625
unranked/no mm
>>86957660
He could be overcompensating because he feels guilty himself. Like how crazy a person gets about the idea of their gf/bf cheating on them while they themselfs have been cheating.
I want to know if there will be legal action taken.
we are talking about thousands, tens of thousands of dollars won by cheating.
hon hon hon, baguette baguette
if pig wont get hit im gonna cry
>>86957410
dedication to what? no team is going to pick you up for being epik aimer on a dm server
thats not how you enter pro scene
who baned?
>>86957953
i have the connections already, no need to worry babe
>>86957625
went from SEM to mg1
Is ChrisJ going to get hit too? I've heard he's using neverlan and not this steam workshop thing.
Should France be banned from all e-sports?
>>86957916
nobody in fnatic is going to get banned and people
the bans still left to be dealt are also to french players like these 2
sf getting banned is #49 on /r/all :^)
poor ScreaM :,(
>>86958184
pig is gonna get banned i feel it
pig and apex
I put $2 on Ams to try and make back that $10 losss nAv. Good plan
>y
>n
how much is the pig sweating atm?
>>86958238
gmx too, this sucks more for epsilon than titan
>>86958296
the most likely player to get banned from fnatic is olof and i don't see it as very likely
![hL8Os0x[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hCeH6yu.png "hL8Os0x[1].png")
new oc from reddit XD
>>86958238
I'm going to lose my shit if he gets banned next
>>86958390
doubt it
pig apex AND kioshima AND chrisj
u know it
>>86955025
This nig's SteamID is fucking STEAM_0:0:18
18
holy shit that sucks
>>86958391
thats literally a repost from /r/funny i saw it there like 2 hours ago
some rather quick witted gentleman realized it fits here too
>>86958371
He's always sweating
Also somebody made this joke already
>>86957881
There will be absolutely zero legal action.
>>86958391
Reasons to like America:
ayy lmao
>cheat in football
>cheat in esports
>surrender in wars
Why are the French so horrible?
>>86958468
jw doesn't cheat and he does not play in a cheater like fashion at all
what makes olof the most likely cheater from fnatic to me is that sometimes he plays very very cocky and overly self-assured (like not reloading his gun with 3 bullets left when he has plenty of time to do so and instead pushes a guy with the 3 bullets and scores a headshot) but that could just be his general playstyle and not very strong evidence alone
https://twitter.com/kiocsgoo/status/535591237613809664
HAHA OH WOWHis twitter got hacked.
>>86955025
>>86957537
why the fuck do pros have the achievement for playing demolition and rescuing hostages?
who the fuck has rescued 500 hostages and won 1000 arms race matches? fucking autists.
so let me get this straight
>snitching hacking wog faggot comes out and calls everyone cheaters
>people on hltv suck his dick and treat him like a god
>even though hes the biggest cheat of all and ratting out people to get some fame
and they just eat it up
>>86952707
>camwhore'd and got doxxed
jesus
dat ass tho
>>86958740
Trying to cover up his tracks?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197978241352
WHAT THE FUCK
>>86958740
Every clan needs at least 5 members ;)
>>86958758
In this case, we need narcs
>>86958918
yoo rofl
>>86958740
I really thought you made this shit up.
>>86958918
>3068 days
epic
![lpsA81p[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EnqwWfN.jpg "lpsA81p[1].jpg")
>>86958740
>https://twitter.com/kiocsgoo/status/535591237613809664
HOLY SHIT HE REPOSTED MY OC
>>86958918
VACCENING
>>86958918
It says it's been like 8 years since his ban. So why does this matter? Am I missing something?
>>86958740
https://twitter.com/kiocsgoo/status/535593694465118209
it's possible he got hacked
>>86958918
would've been too good
HAPPY JUST GOT VAC BANNED
REPEAT
HAPPY JUST GOT VAC BANNED
>>86958573
probably not now.
but if the cheating becomes rampant enough, its very likely contacts will be created that mandate the forfiture of all prizes if cheating is confirmed within X time after a tournament.
i know it will never happen though
>i want some 22 year old faggot to get caught cheating shortly after winning a $1,000,000 prize, get verified he also cheated during the tournament to get the prize, be forced to return the money, then spend the rest of his life bankrupt and financially ruined.
is that too much to ask?
>>86958921
or someone orchestrating a whole heap of shit to get his 15 minutes?
>>86959117
Once a cheater always a cheater
>>86959117
baited
>>86958918
>3068 day(s) since last ban
Are you retarded?
>>86959143
nice shoop i commend u sir
*tibs fedor*
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