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Previous heist: >>85379754


>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>PD2 Player Statistics:
http://pd2stats.com/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://www.pd2skills.com/

>Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/AThVDJk.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage Spreadsheets:
http://pastebin.com/Byp0h6Sc

>Big Oil Engine Calculator:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group for Good Goyim:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HvCwNVxF

>Eternal Daily Dose:
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
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wich payday wuld u heist
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>>85423856
That has to be a shoop
>my face when that picture is legit
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>>85423856
story nao
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>>85424118
mai husbando
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>>85423856
r8 my mask
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>first infamy
>im glad its over
>pay those 200m
>all shit gone, but thats fine
>time to grind shit back
>go to crime net
>looks like this

;_; Why....
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>>85424312
You're level 31?
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>>85424127
I'd fuck that spider.
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>>85424312
I don't get it. What are you whining about?
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>>85424312
Jesus. Is that what it looks like post-infamy? My eyes hurt.
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>>85424302
Needs dosh material.
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What's a good build for ghost that won't make you fuck-all useless in loud DW stuff?
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>>85424127
That is fucking disgusting.
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>>85424608
Not ghost.
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>>85424608
>>85424693
sadly.
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Why don't people ever use the stryk? It can be pretty accurate if you have basic sharpshooter and switch to single fire, it has absurd fire rate if you want to dps, it has a huge mag even before you extend it, is decently concealable and is fun.
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>>85424693
>>85424730
B-but
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>>85424654
They taste fucking awful and tickle really bad but they can't hurt you and are pretty cute.
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I want to make a Deathstroke mask but the customization is awful and the orange colors are pathetic.
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>>85425043
Deathstroke this *unmasks wang*
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>>85423856
>Ahmed is shot by clown men
>He make rpg launch before he die
>Clown men hurt very badly
>But then one yell "GET THE FUCK UP"
>and clown men advance
>One of them has a saw
>I do not know why
>They are very close
>I hear Hasan, they ask him to see hands
>They say again and again "let me see those hands"
>it must be new american torture.
>I hear screech of falcon then someone whisper in my ear
>"The safe word is police brutality"
>Allah save me
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>>85425209
10/10
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Nice game you faggots

bought it today, played through that weird safehouse thing and used the laptopn

Now all missions i pick are super hard difficulty and i get kicked all the time.

Pic related, they all say Death wish
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>>85423856
TFW the US government will never pay you to take down ISIS
>steal all their guns for more cash
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Don't most games transfer host or some shit
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>>85425645
Paul Bronson please
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>>85425712
Host migration 2 hard 4 overkill
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>>85425645
Is this a ruse? I don't get it.
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>>85425645
>all say DW
>most are no skulls or one skull
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>>85425712
That's shits too advanced yo
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>>85425810
>>85425831
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>>85425719
>>85425810
>>85425831
So thats normal then?
Can i turn off the yellow glow? Hurts my fucking eyes
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>>85425712
Can we talk about this for a second?
Why do we need to wait for someone to join?
Why does the game freeze?
I never saw that anywhere, not even on facebook games wtf
Also, how come that pirateperefection gets rid of that?
Why?
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Anyone want to do some achievo hunting with me?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Interlawl/
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>>85425930
If you are serious

The yellow glow means that you are getting bonus experience for doing those heists. The little + sign above the heist. The most + the greater the bonus experience at the end. Just do one of them and the + will go away.

I have - - - on this Jew Store because I did it over and over again. Which means I'm getting an exp penalty instead of a bonus.
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>>85425712
Most games are made by competent developers.
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>>85425930
The glow is entirely different from difficulty.

If you play a single mission a bunch of times in sucession, it eventually starts to get a -exp modifier and a red glow, bsasically telling you "Hey, go and do something else for a while".

Conversely, if you haven't played a mission in a while, it'll get a +exp modifier and a yellow glow, telling you "Hey, if you don't want to stare at the fucking sun every time you open Crime.net, go play this mission".

Difficulty is determined by the number of skulls under a mission.
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>>85426149
>Why do we need to wait for people to join?

Literally makes no sense. In L4D2 the bot keeps playing until the guy actually joins the match. It might show his name but it is still the bot playing
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>>85426257
that's not how it works, if you play a certain mission too much, it will give you neg exp and then boost other missions by that exact amount. There's a default value so you can have bonuses without negative missions

it's still stupid
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Do we have a "build" compilation of most used Weapons+ Skills?
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>>85426324
>In an alternate universe, Valve made Payday and Overkill made Left 4 Dead

How do you think it would have been?
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>>85423856
Features of hoxhud I want:
killcount next to names
push to interact
features I don't want:
everything else

Anyone got those two scripts?
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>>85426582
Payday would have tons of fucking custom heists, weapons, and enemies.

L4D would be dead in the water since mods are the only thing keeping it alive at this point
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>>85426587
You can literally just get hoxhud and disable everything but those two
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>>85426587
You know, huxhud is full of ingame options right?
I actually have almost all of it disabled, it's kinda great what they did
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>>85426587
http://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/payday-2/117464-lua-snippets.html
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>>85426805
>>85426883
Yeah, but you still have to go to their page every update, and join their steam group.
just those two so that I could put it in my lua folder and forget about it would be great.
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>>85426996
?
But that's retarded anon
just join who gives a fuck, and besides, huxhud breaks sometimes cuz of updates so u would need to do it anyways
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>>85426805
you can't disable assault info
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>>85427132
olipro please leave
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>>85427197
Who gives a fuck if you can't?
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>>85427132
>Just join the group goyim what's the issue?
>Do you have something to hide? Are you aspergers?
>Just join the group.
>Just join our group.
>Just join.
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r8 try not to h8 too much

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSpLmhJeFBCDa:eeDa:ghEfCa:fKlMiJeFGcDa:pO8::
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>>85427132

>just join who gives a fuck

Then why do you?
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>>85427132
I literally only want these two features, without the crashes and cancer that comes with haxhud.

if you don't have them, you need not respond with "just get hoxhud goyim"
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>>85427297
see
>>85426805

?
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>>85427197
its only when you host and easily ignored
but yeah, you should be able to if you go in the tweakdata.lua and scroll down to

self.disable_enhanced_assault_indicator = false --Change to true to disable the enhanced assault indicator that shows when you're hosting a game.
self.assault_phase_text = self.local_strings.hoxhud_assault_phase_text
self.assault_spawn_amount_text = self.local_strings.hoxhud_spawn_amount_text
self.assault_time_left_text = self.local_strings.hoxhud_assault_time_left_text
self.phase_map = self.local_strings.hoxhud_assault_phase_map

and set it to true
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Actually, I found out that bronco is a decent bull killer
things fucking destroys their plate, its damn great
I learned how to aim it, so it's fun as fuck
Another weapon is that rifle idk the name now, but u know, the one that isnt a sniper but it kinda is

it's not that bad, the ammo is shit tho
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Which perk tree allowed for sanic speed armor regen?

Hitman, I think?
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>>85427643
>the one that isnt a sniper but it kinda is
The Rattlesnake? or the Gewehr 3?
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>>85427643
>the one that isnt a sniper but it kinda is
m308 was the meta dozer killer back in the day.
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>>85426582
>Payday 2 has different heisters
>New heisters are relatively enjoyable except for one bland character everyone hates
>HB is instead a heist where NewHeisters are breaking into a MaxSec prison, being helped by Dallas and Wolf
>Chains manning a MG while the police raid keeps going
>Finally get to Hoxton's cell
>Open the door to be greeted by a Skulldozer
>After killing him, you find Hoxton dead, with a rifle and mask in his arms
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>>85427513
pal i was just trying to help u out and inform you a bit, stop being a fucking cunt
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>>85427764
>i was just trying to help u out and inform you a bit
You are terrible at it, please don't try to help anyone in the future.
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>>85427709
no, m308
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>>85427764
>I was just trying to inform you.
>lol who cares if you want hoxhud or not just get it goy.
Haxhudshitters.
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>>85427764
>pal i was just trying to help u out and inform you a bit
You failed at both, faglord.
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>>85427764
see
>>85427889
he's right, you know.
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>>85426582
Payday 2 would have hats to go along with the masks. Hat and mask trading, excellent balance, and be hailed as yet another Valve hit.

L4D would have flopped due to rampant glitches, and the smoker being OP as shit.
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>>85426582
Payday is now CS with masks.
L4D is now Payday with zombies.
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>>85427132
>>85427764

>u

This is 4chan, not your fucking normalfag site, type the extra two letters you felch gargling faggot
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>>85428159
>GUYS, THE GAS CANS, GO GET THEM
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>>85428298
/r/ing the Vlad gas station heist plan
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>>85428231
>felch gargling
>felch
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>>85428398
try googling it.
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>>85428159
>L4D is now Payday with zombies.
Wasn't L4D already Payday with zombies?

yes I know which one came first
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>>85428298
GUYS, PILLS HERE, COME GET 'EM
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>>85428298
>DON'T SHOOT SURVIVORS
>HANG ON, I'LL TRY TO GET FRANCIS CURED
>THE ZOMBIES ARE WILLING TO TRADE. GO FIND A TIED UP SURVIVOR AND TAKE THEIR BRAIN
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Is counter strike mandatory?

I'm making a masterfugger :DDD build, but it fucks up muh pistol messiah
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>we will never get a cops vs robbers mode where your taser and cloaker buddies lie in wait while you bulldozer through the front door as a distraction
Why overkill.
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>>85428732
If by mandatory you mean fucking useless junk then yes.
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>>85428732
Counterstrike would only be a good skill if it was automatic and didn't require a chargable melee weapon.
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>>85428806
Because it's not a pvp game.

There are tons of fucking pvp games out there, go play one of them.
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>>85429079
And for every pvp game there's 7 pve games, what's your point?
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>>85429025
>inb4 haxhud implements this
Look what you have done.
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r8, h8 and contempl8 but don't get ir8 m8s

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSolMhIJegBDa:eDa:tda:ghEfCa:fKijEfGCDa:pa8h3O8::w9-1-2-3-17-21
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>>85429258
fugg i forgot to ace pistol messiah
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probably a stupid question but why are bad people called "shitters" here? what's the origin of the term?
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>tfw saw people stealth it on "normal"
why the fuck
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>>85428732
It's useful for shields if you don't have something anti-shield or iron man ace. You can push back when they bash you and then shoot them as I understand it.
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>>85429502
Yeah, why didn't they jump straight into deathwish as soon as they started.
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>>85429502
Stealthing isn't that much different on DW than on normal. Why'd they do that, cuz they're shitters. You don't need armor on normal to be able to tank everything.
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>>85429472
Because they're shit, obviously.
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did anyone here ever beat the big bank on deathwish? is it even possible
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>>85429843
It is, I could join up with you if you want
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>>85429843
It is soloable loud.
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>>85429843
Loud, I assume?
It's very much possible, people have soloed it.
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>>85429502
Probably because they want to be able to do it loud if they screw up instead of just restarting endlessly. Isn't that how the game is supposed to be played?

If they have saws though then they shouldn't be doing it on normal, you're right.
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>>85429502
>mfw people go loud in go bank
casual filter: the heist
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>>85429887
nah nigga...way to low level for that shit
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>>85429973
Stealth in that heist is annoyingly RNG-dependent.
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>>85429973
That place was a nightmare before they nerfed it.
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>>85429973
Why not? it's way more fun.
>>85429984
What level are you, anyway? Have you completed any loud deathwish heists?
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>>85430054
level 78....and yes.
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>>85429843
It is possible, though I'm a stealthnigger so what do I know.
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>>85429472
Ahirrwea ia jurar RWEM DOE VWIN Vs
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>>85430034
I love stealth in GO bank, one of my favourite heists. You can't just shoot 4 guards and set up a drill or just have your spotter mark the few guards you can't kill while you wait for them to move. There is actually time pressure the need for multiple people and adapting to new developments.
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>>85430137
just curious, what's your loadout like? do you meta?
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>>85430235
still havent managed to complete the GO bank on stealth.
it really is different than the others, with the phone calls and that stupib blackmailer.
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>>85430424
it's fun, I've completed it with friends a few times.
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>>85430424
It's a lot easier now that they nerfed it.
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>>85430424
The trick with GO bank is to play with people you know and set out what each person is responsible for beforehand.
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>>85430604
How did they nerf it?
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>>85427604
hitman
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>>85430681
The civs never stopped spawning and there was a total of 5 guards.
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>>85430329
loadout is pretty terrible
primary:
JP36 with mid-scope and laser sights.
or reinfield with close range sight, (which everyone shits on for some reason)

secondary:
usually a loco
or a silenced STRYK for stealth
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>>85430681
Before there was 4 guards inside, a possibility (more like always) for 2 gensec to arrive and a guard sitting in the toilet. That's 7 guards. That means you had to answer four pagers, get the dom and joker the toilet guard and finally get the double dom on the gensec.

Now there is 2 guards inside and a possibility for two gensec guys standing outside and if you kill them then Hillary Clinton wont send more guards there.

But there's still unlimited civs during the timelock.
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>The Falcon can reach 68 damage and be reduced to 0 accuracy

I want answers, Overkill.
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>>85430930
If the gensec isn't standing outside then they have a chance to come and check things, not if they're already there.
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>>85431092
they will usually phone in afew mins after the lock is done
once you dispose of them, eventually a swat team will arrive so ya'll wanna split with the goods
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>>85430781
>jp36
terrible

>not semi auto gun for stealth
you might accidentally break glass
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>>85431263
You know you can press v to turn the stryk off full-retard, right?
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>>85431251
The police chief calls a bit after you've dealt with the police patrol and gives you a time limit (1-2min iirc) until he calls the alarm, but that should never be an issue.
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>>85431393
I didn't. I don't use it.
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>>85431393
Stryk still has awful accuracy.
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which perkdeck does /pdg/ like the most?

armorer i guess, but i still wonder
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>>85431501
It also works on assault rifles. Switching to single fire also boosts accuracy if you have sharpshooter.

>>85431556
10 accuracy is more than enough for stealth.
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>>85431684
Rogue because muh dodge.
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I wish you could visit friends safe houses and look at their guns and masks and vaults

And maybe rob people's vaults who you don't like

And like
You could set up and purchase defenses for your safe houses
And you could pretend to be somebody's friend
And scope out the safehouse
Then rob them later

The amount of money you can take could be based off of how well defended their safe houses are
Never able to rob them completely though
And maybe have a cooldown after being robbed so you can't get robbed constantly
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>>85431838
Is this MGS5
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>>85431838
I just want the safehouse to replace the planning phase lobby. Mirin' other people's vaults and dicking around on the firing range while the host uses the little computer to find a heist to play.
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>>85431684
Rogue
I tried Armorer for a short while and maybe, maybe if I stuck with it to the very end it'd be interesting but as is it's just way too weak to compare to the other trees, especially early on
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Before I reset my points how does this look? Planning on suitrogue with a car4 modded for concealment so I get the most out of sneaky bastard and low blow
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mda:eDa:tda:gNOklhEFGCDa:fqroKMJEFGCa:pR8o8::w10
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>>85431949
No, that's Max Payne.
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>>85431980
I'd rob a bank or even steal a plane for that.
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Best perk tree for a Techforcer? I've maxed out both Muscle and Armorer and I'm working on Crew Chief. Muscle seems good for pure health, Armorer for armor, and Crew Chief a hybrid.
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>>85425209
>>85425685
>>85424127
Thanks Obama

you had

ONE JOB

Chains maks

what does Dallas have going for the military?

a flag that's it, stop being tricky
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>>85431980
Eh, why bother? That's an entire seperate level you'd have to load EVERY FUCKING TIME you want to play a heist. That's retarded.

It's a menu, it doesn't have to be any more fancy than that.
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>>85432370
Armorer is better on the really long heists or on deathwish because you get more out of the armor bonus the more times it recharges and the less health you get after being downed. Muscle is good for shorter heists or when playing on overkill.
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>>85431998
I'd suggest this then: http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mda:eIEFgDa:tEbDa:gklhJEFGCda:fqroKMiJEFGbCa:pR8o8::w10-2-12-14-16-25-26-43-46
Those really aren't going to help you sneak much and are costing a LOT of skill points
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>>85432370
Muscle
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>>85432483
Why does she have an orange slice in her hair?
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>>85432501
Because it'd be fun
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>>85432370
>ICTV 24/7
>only way to get fast weapon swapping is by taking Rogue
fuck
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>>85432806
What's wrong with aced lockpicking and ecm overdrive?
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>>85423856
>xbox version
poor goys
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>>85433640
They very rarely come into play
>Rats day 2
>Firestarter day 2
>Four Stores
>Ukrainian Job on Overkill or below
>Harvest and Trustee variants
Probably a few more, but it's not many heists and even heists that have it it's usually just optional or speeds things up when they can easily be done by other means (C4, saw, key cards, etc.)
Although aced ECM Overdrive could be fun on the new Hoxton Breakout
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>>85433640
Waste of points, ghost tree is for stealth, not much use for anything else.
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>>85433640
Aced lock does nothing to titan safes. ECM overdrive is fine but often useless.
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>>85433172
Sitting around waiting for one level to load just to be able to load an entirely different level doesn't sound fun.
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>>85433640
The only times I can think of ace lockpicking being useful are
>Go bank if in a hurry
>Nightclub if there's a dude that would see the drill in the top office
>Big bank

Really, really niche
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>>85434314
My fantasies don't have load times.
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>>85434401
Your fantasies a shit.
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I was a dumbass and posted in the old thread. Are people tired of Fugmasters yet? Here's my go at Triple Pistol Jesus. Anything I could do better?
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mRSOlmhIJFgDa:eeDa:gECa:fNKIEfGDa:iba:pH8::
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>>85434314
It would be if Overkill learned how to program so loading a safehouse didn't take as long Shadowraid
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>>85431731
right, I meant I don't use the stryk
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What if there was a skill that let you do everything 5% faster
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>>85436129
It was in the first game.
It was utterly worthless.
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>>85436193
Were you forced to take up shitty skills to climb up a skill tree in the first game?
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>>85434495
It's still a whole extra unnecessary loading screen that serves no purpose but to slow the game down.
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YES

AFTER MONTHS OF GRINDING JEW STORE, THE RNG HAS FINALLY GIVEN UP THE 42ND

I. AM. FREE.

And it only took running out of gun mods, and probably getting 2-4 of each material, pattern, and colours to finally get to this point.

Fuck the RNG.
Fuck it forever.

Now all I need to do is get to V-100 and I'm done until they release more infamy tiers.
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>>85436378
no worse than the rng cards
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>>85436724
dude I've been V-100 for like 200 hours and I don't even have all mods yet
chill your grindin
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>>85437627
tfw no heat treated body for the 552
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>tfw multiples of every weapon mod and at least 1 of every non-infamous mask
>tfw none of the good patterns
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>>85436724
You're a sad and pathetic little man.

I wanted a particular material, pattern, and colors for my mask. I never grinded for it. I just played the damn game and let it happen naturally. Eventually I got to 100 and I finally collected the exact things I wanted for my mask just by playing the game for fun. And experience I guess
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>>85437997
wow aren't you just so special
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>>85438039
>>85437997
I did the same thing actually. time goes by so much faster if you just play for fun. granted now I'm III-100 and don't have all the masks I want, but still
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>>85437997
Fuck off Oyveyshill.
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mallcrasher is hard
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>>85438602
Post mod
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>>85438602
It's piss easy to stealth.
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>>85438602
oh god that mod
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>>85438602
>STEALTHFAGS GETTING BTFO
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>>85438602
>GUYS THE MALL GO CRASH IT
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>>85438680
>>85438748

woefully incomplete, but here.
http://pastebin.com/24pNT5YJ

- ['lib/managers/localizationmanager', scripts\changeStrings.lua]
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>>85438602
Yeah well that's not all that's hard
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>>85431684
>how to fail shadow raid
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>>85439042

>"Guys, the cards, go pick one."
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what should I use for a secondary? I don't like the loco
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>>85436724
I started the game with the 42nd, what the fuck?
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>>85437318
Which I also don't like, especially since they serve no purpose at all, your random reward is determined before you even choose a card. I wish they at least had some choice, like three random cards face-up.
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>Two shitters die getting blasted by cops
>The assault wave comes to an end
>I take a cop hostage, and free him to get one of the shitters loose.
>I then take another cop hostage. He is down on the floor with his cuffs on.
>The shitter immediately kills him before I can trade him for the other shitter
>I take another cop hostage. Again, he's blatantly down on the floor with his cuffs on.
>The shitter kills him again.
>I take another cop hostage.
>Shitter kills him.
>I say fuck this and start hauling bags to the truck.
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>>85438602
>>85439042
Oh god, how do i use this?
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>>85439467
You got 1 random mask for buying AT
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Modelswapbro, are you here?
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>>85439562
Set it as a postrequire. In your pd2hook, it should look like this.

PostRequireScripts:
- ['lib/managers/localizationmanager', scripts\changeStrings.lua]
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>>85439556
>not kicking the shitter
Once is shitter being a shitter. Twice is shitter being a kickable shitter. Three times is just trolling.
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>>85431684
Why does this image make me so fucking angry?

>>85439570
Well shit. I feel bad for the anon who had to grind for it.
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>>85439449
A gun that you like.
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>2014
>not being rich
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>>85439668
Nice brody, thanks a bunch
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>>85439449
Street sweeper
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>>85439673
I wasn't the host.

inb4
>not hosting
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>>85439683

Because you realize it's taken him 32 minutes and he can still fail it entirely on account of RNG. And because that's Overkill Stealth™
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Guys, i just went to see Jhon Wick, was pretty cool.. but i have a questions /pdg/, how to recreate wick guns in payday 2?
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>>85439449
judge
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>>85439949
What does wick use?
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>>85439449
>>85439803
>>85439968
I should rephrase that I don't like shotguns.
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>>85440027
Uzi
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>>85440005
he used a lot of guns, but i think in all pistols were the mods that came with him, about the guns themselves, i didn't really pay much attention but they looked like glocks
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>>85440027
Then use a sub buggering machine gun you tosser
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>>85439949
the chimano compact is a glock 26, uh
I don't know about the longslide p30
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>>85440027
so, use something that is not a shotgun
>>
>Shot shells in .410 bore are not considered especially effective in personal defense; for instance, there are only three (21⁄2" shell) or five (3" shell) pellets in 000 buckshot.

How many pellets does the Judge fire in PD2?
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>>85423856

>Join a public game
>Kicked before I load in
>Join another public game
>Kicked before I load in
>Join one more pub game
>Kicked before I load in

I don't understand. If people don't want pubs in their game why don't they make the lobby friends only or private?
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>>85440027
Signature .40
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>>85440196
six

but dont expect overkill to know things about guns
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>>85440268
it's not pubs, it's you.
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>>85440268
are you v100?
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>>85440169
>>85440005
Damn, i just found a fucking Internet Movie Firearms Data Base

Time to recreate guns in payday
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Show me your dance moves, /pdg/
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>>85439042
how do you find out the string names?
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>>85439795
>imblying i'm not filthy rich
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>>85440661
crouch and uncrouch slowly while ADSing up and letting go of ADS to look down
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>>85440769
Damn, now that was tricky
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>>85439795
>2009 called
>Opulence they had it.
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How to get "Not today" achievement? My nades go right through the cloaker.
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>>85440939
shoot one that's already bashing someone and just hope you get it
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>>85440787
>ADSing
what
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>>85440926
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWYbcbpiWA

Why do I find russinglish so fucking hilarious? Also Vlad. My god he has some of the best lines in the game.
>ohhhh
>hmmmm
>ohhhh
>poor dmitri
>hmmmmmmm
>oooooooooooooooh
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>>85441112
aiming down sightinsg
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>>85441112
aiming down the sight
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>>85440409

:^)

>>85440570

No, I just started playing again and I hit I-54. It happens pretty often but I've never been kicked before I load in more than once a day, much less 3 times in a row.
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>>85441276
just shit hosts, you're better off not playing with them
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>>85440661
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>>85440709
Playing through the missions with "testAllStrings" set to true.

>ipad
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so um i added a guy from pdg to do some achievements
>lets do king of the hill!
open up UK hard
i joke around and talk shit a bit
>OMG are u like lietarly autistic?!!!
>um m8 u an autist?
>haha ur so autistc m8
>HAHA NICE ONE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE M8 IM SO BUTTHURT M8 HAHA U GAY M8?

why do people post about wanting to play a co-op game with someone if they're such an unpleasant cunt?
wat
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>>85437997
Some of us have been playing for over 500 hours and still don't have a pattern we want.
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>>85439949
Raven with compact holosight
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>>85441162
>tfw he starts singing and I'm the only one who knows the words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfvkmJ7AR0
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>>85441638
Just remove him and find someone more sociable.
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>>85441638
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>>85441758
I don't know why the KSG is even in Payday 2. It's a subpar riot shotgun, but it's being shoehorned into video games as the nest greatest thing. The biggest gimmick of the gun isn't even showcased in any of the games that feature it, all they do is show off "lmao2tubes!! 2!!!"
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>>85441638
>i joke around and talk shit a bit

Why do I get the feeling you were being a bonafide asshole to them?
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>hosting
>some guy acts like an idiot
>call him out on it
>WHY YOU SO MEAN
>kick him

Feels god man.
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>>85442039
because it's tacticool.
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>>85442054
nah but i could tell this nigga sits on 4chin too much
he insta called me an autist for some reason
also, it was kinda funny in the end cuz he was also wayyyyyyyy too sensitive
>oh hey man u MUST BE BRITISH!
>OH YEA I AM HOW DID U FIGURE THAT OUT HA?ARE U A DETECITIVE NICE JOB AUTISTS!!!

he just spoke in memes mostly, after he ran out he just stayed quite then he removed me after
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>>85442316
I wish I was there to see his spaghetti drop
Retards on the internet always make me laugh
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>>85442039
Pretty sure the thought process went something like this: Golly gee this looks cool, hey lets put this in our game!
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>>85442475
Out of all the cool guns in the world, why don't they add the space magic and slav ones.
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>>85442475
The KSG doesn't have an airsoft model, so how did the Swedes find a model to make for it?
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>>85442475
>lol guys judge looks so cool so lets put a suppressor on it!!
>no one at Overjew knows anything about how guns work or why this would not function as intended
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>>85442572
Maybe they got a gmod model?
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>>85441774
Could their hats be any larger?
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>>85442564
You answered your own question. Slav guns are not cool.
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>>85442572
Keanu Reeves lent them one
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>>85442679
Sometimes fun and gameplay take over reality.
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Modelswapper are you here?
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>>85442720
>Slav guns are not cool.
I'll fite you m9
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>>85442706
Possibly
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>>85441550
Can I have the script? Google is actually empty for once.
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>approaching 400 hours counting the times when I've left the game running idle for varying reasons
>level 97

Is this normal? I feel like I should've been through a lot faster.
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>>85442721
"I won't let you model my face and use my voice, but feel free to model this prop gun I got from Hollywood."

>>85442739
Fun confirmed to be an illusion for incompetent gaylords who cannot understand ballistic performance.
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