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Sweet old grandmother edition
Latest stream: http://www.twitch dot tv/raptr/b/581729715
[Spoiler Warning] Screens from upcoming trailer: http://forum.bioware.com/topic/516602-sneak-peeks-of-the-next-dai-video-warning-many-spoilery-screenshots-within/
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>Keep open beta on October 29th
21 days
>>84655095
Do you mean kawai boyfriend?
Should I pay 15€ to get into a event where you can play DAI on EAs game stand?
Exactly how unmoddable is Frostbite?
Specifically, how likely is it that someone will be able to tone down top lel's lip gloss? It's really the only problem I have with her new design
>>84655543
Depends, how disappointed do you want to be?
>>84655693
It doesn't look bad at all in more recent shots of her.
>trusting Solas
>>84656069
>trusting anyone
>>84656069
what's untrustworthy about this?
>>84656319
his hair
>>84656319
>solas appropriating proud black elven culture by having dreads
>>84656319
the smirk
the convenient help
the fact that he hates humans but helps any Inquisitor
super plot related romance
being bald in a setting with no cancer
>>84656346
"Is this better, Inquisitor?"
>>84655693
Wait wait, I just got into the boat. Inquisition won't be as moddable?
>>84656725
I've heard people say it isn't impossible to mod Frostbite but it's also not very easy.
>>84656487
>being bald
shady as fuck
>>84656725
Well, changing how characters look, like, models and shit shouldn't be hard, it's more like, gameplay stuff that should be harder.
>>84656487
>bald
There are so many bald mages, especially elves. Does this mean anything, DAG? or just laziness.
>>84657147
Means they're evil.
>>84655469
>>84656250
Can I see this stream somewhere? I tried looking for it but got nothing in return.
>>84657106
I'm sure tumblerinas will figure out the DAI equivalent of killallhostiles eventually.
>>84655989
Definitely not as bad, but I'd still prefer less
>>84656725
It might be possible, but Frostbite doesn't inherently support modding
>>84657214
pretty sure you can get through casual with just the AI doing all the fighting
>>84657195
Nope, the guy who found the stream wouldn't share it and took caps instead. It should be out this week or the next.
>>84657396
Thanks.
>>84657396
why wouldnt he share? I mean wtf
Can somebody print off a pic of Dorian and jizz on it for me? I need something to fap to but my printer's broken.
>>84657452
Because he was shilling for BW and they didn't want him to.
>>84657452
He said there wasn't any time or something.
>>84657548
Print it out and mail it to you?
>>84657651
Nah, just take a picture.
>>84657548
>Dorian
>not Sera
How late into the game we'll be getting our specialisations?
>>84657856
who would fap to that pigface?
>>84657910you have no idea
>>84657910
so tsundere...
i want to taste gaider's salty seed
>>84658024
>>84658001
Shittaste
(and a samefag)
>>84658404
Tell him that. He probably never got laid.
>>84658593
>posts are 11 seconds apart from each other
>s-samefag
go home lil niglet
>Well, we're off to a great start. Let's see what else this fortress has in store for us.
>>84656885
It's not that it is impossible, it's that DICE have put in zero support for modding simply because they didn't want to make it easier for people to develop hacks for the Battlefield games.
Frostbite is likely as mod capable as any other engine, we just haven't been given anything to work with.
>>84658849
>Iron Bull and Cole.jpg
>>84658849
I am home. What are you doing here? Get out.
>>84659564
Femanons never say shit like that - it's gaynons that are dick-crazy.
>>84658870
I don't unsterstand why BW is suddenly opposed to modding - we got our own toolkit in DAO ffs. It help keep a game alive.
I mean there are still some chaps making mods for Baldur's gate or KOTOR.
>>84659564
Modders do it for free... hm
>>84659564
Yeah but BW isn' even selling that many mods. Some armor packs and dlc - and that's it.
>>84660116
They're not OPPOSED to it, but it's not their engine to provide tools for. Legally, their hands are tied.
>>84657548
Sorry anon, I'm out of ink.
>>84660807
Oh. Well, that makes sense.
>>84660116
>I don't unsterstand why BW is suddenly opposed to modding
>I don't unsterstand why
>I don't unsterstand
P R O F I T
R
O
F
I
T
1. you don't have to change toolkit for public use
2. contrary to the popular belief, while prolonging the game's existence, mods do not earn the company any money
3. nobody will say that BW released something modders did
4. there's multiplayer this time around, they can't let you mod the game, at least not the easy way
5. money nigga, if they do/don't do something it's because something else is more profitable, EA and BW are companies and games are business nigga, gotta get dat bling to stay afloat ya hear me
>>84657548
What pic?
>>84657548
sent. ;)
>>84655095
>>84655095
61th for cute
>>84662362
Any one where he's wearing his robes.
>>84663973
>only 61 posts in 2 hours
Why so slow /dag/?
>>84663973
She looks like a ghoul.
Is this convincing enough?
>>84657910
>>84664289
You wouldn't know what cute is even if it sat on your face.
>>84664787
Jesus Christ.
>>84664787
MOOOOOOOODS
>>84664895
an elf that looks like a baby pig aint cute
>>84664787
Dragon Age General, everybody.
>>84664787
i think it's best we all go our separate ways until game release.
http://www.gamersyde.com/game_videos_2596_fr.html
>>84665804
is there something new here
>>84655314
LOL, this is supposed to be a woman?
>>84664787
send it to bioware
>>84666385
>Implying they won't start liking their screens in excitement.
>>84664787
amido and water, right
maybe glue, right
>>84666450
>mail it to gaider
>he sends it back with the cum licked off
>>84656487
>Hates humans
There's not really basis for this assumption yet and it doesn't really make sense with how they described his character.
That one banter with Varric is super weak evidence if that's what you're basing it on.
>>84664787
>be me
>never go to DAG threads
>heard release is coming soon
>go to thread
>this is the first thing I see
I guess all these stories about DAG and it's fans weren't lies...
>>84666553
Yeah, it's too smooth in consistency.
>>84666681
Welcome anon
>>84666681
>someone new here
sure thing m8:^)
>>84657180
I am bald.
.....
and yes I am evil.
>>84666681
What are the odds.Liar, liar pants on fire
>>84666681
And now you're hooked, right?
>>84666681
Go home lil nigga
>>84666684
Pls no I want it to be real
>>84667058
>>84667048
>>84666889
>>84666807
No really, I didn't even play DA2 because it disgusted me. I even sent some emails to Gaider how disgusted I am(35 year old tabletop RPG veteran here btw) and he replied :)
>>84666667
>1 post away from sextuple
>>>/pol/37826920
ayyyyy
>>84667151
what did he say;^)
>>84667141
You could always do one yourselfand post results please
>>84667151
> :)
>30+ sending over vidya
> :)
>>84667375
this is clearly a bait. don't get your panties in twist:)
>>84667206
LOL
Now we have no way of defending ourselves from accusations of extreme faggotry.
>>84664787
How dare you objectify him like that?!
>>84664787
>not Conan
you're doing it wrong
>>84667309
I don't even have a printer, I'm just gonna believe it's real.
>this thread
>>84667607
Might as well embrace it
>>84667375
>>84667481
Not bait, but it was years ago.I gave up on DA after that realizing how too far gone the developers were.
I am an old internet user, I trolled rpg.net since 2004 for example.
>>84664787
Typical Bioware faggot.
>>84667890
>old internet user
>started using after the 90's
You ain't even trying, anon.
>>84664787
Cumquisition is what you all deserve.
>>84667634
Someone do this with Sera and post it on tumblr
>>84668152
pfff, I used internet in the 90s. Mostly to download gore porn stories as a kid and ADnD adventures for DarkSun
>>84668262
None of us can cum to Sera
>>84667890
>2004
>old
>>84667607
Eh, only /v/ cares about /dag/.
>>84668603
That's only because /v/ is gay.
>>84667607
You say that like /dag/ isn't filled to the brim with gays.
Is Dorian still most pure?
Hey... anyone here playing FF14? I'm thinking about getting into it before the Expansion. I stopped playing around Ifrit Hard Mode, came back for a little bit around right after the introduction of the Crystal Tower and stopped because I couldn't get my Relic Weapon.
Is there a chance I can finish all the content before the Expansion?
>>84669409
never was, and certainly not now
I'm hoping necromancer is a good specialization.
>>84670204
Calling it now - the only good thing about it is Walking Bomb.
>>84669409
He never was.
>>84669409
Offical pure ranking
Cullen>Cass=Solas>>Dorian>Sera>>Jojo>>>toplel>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Iron Bull
>>84670392
You forgot Sera and Blackwall.
>>84670392
>Cullen
>pure after visiting brothels
>pure after being a huge racist asshole
>pure after those rumours
>pure after possibly raping Beth
Quickly, with what little we know of all the companions who would you kill if you had to kill one of them in the game and explain why you would kill them/let them die?
Vivienne
>She's black
>>84670087
Yes. Now go back to /ffxivg/
>>84670392
wrong, we already went over this.
>>84670494
Nah, just Blackwall, realized after I posted it, he's just behind Cass and Solas.
>>84670573
>implying Cullen's boypussy has ever been violated
That's all I'm taking into account here m8
>>84670392
>Cass
I don't think so, pal
Solas>>Cullen>>>Cass>>>>Blackwall>Josie=Dorian>>>>>>Sera>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Iron Bull
>>84670578
Howedgy
>>84670628
>not top Lels
>>84655509
Fuck. I think I'm in love.
>>84664787
Dude who requested it here. This is perfect, you're my hero.
>>84670929
>faggots praising faggots
I hate this general so god damn much
Man, leave the thread to go to work, play games and watch Spaghetti Westerns and it goes nuts.
We're really getting stir crazy now.
>>84670573
>Cullen
>not having to visit brothels and spilling all his spaghetti in the process
>being a filthy heretic cave-dwelling pig
>believing rumors
>being a mage sympathizer and thinking Cullen would know what to do with his dick if someone pulled it for him
toplel
>>84670929
Aw I'm so grateful to be a part of such a heartwarming community!
>>84671134
>if someone pulled it for him
Apparently Jojo sends him love letters or something of the sort if both remain unromanced in Inquisition.
>>84671275
I'm actually kind of looking forward to that. I wanna hook up my companions.honestly though I'm just curious to see if you'll get NTR'd like the devs said you might
>>84671446
You mean like pursuing someone and then they turn you down in lieu of someone else on grounds that doesn't have to do with sexual attraction but rather your personal politics? That'd be something.
>>84670965
Pretty sure a solid 60-70% of /vg/ is faggots praising faggots.
>>84671275
>Josie/Cullen
I look forward to the fangirl Cullenite rage if that happens.
>>84671582
Maybe, I'm not sure what they've implemented. The devs said that your companions will interact, and for example, someone you might be sweet on might hook up with someone you hate, and that might force you to rethink why you were sweet on that character to begin with or why you hate that character.
>>84671275
What were they thinking making non LI! Cullen fuck Josie if you don't romance her. Bsn would've explode.
>mostly i’m still bitter over vivienne
>sera makes me sick every time i look at her bc all i can think of is her concept art and i’m too damn angry to romance this fucking potato they gave me instead
>that leaves josie, who isn’t even a party member, and who it might just be too goddamn weird to romance bc she’svoiced bymy friend and i’m not sure i’ll be able to put that out of my mind enough to suspend disbelief
>but mostly
>i’m just so fucking bitter over vivienne
>>84671446
>Cass will Chrom one of the male LIs if you fuck around too long
>>84671978
>non LI! Cullen
That's an unnecessary specification. The "!" shit came from the X-Files fandom. Why the fuck does tumblr associate it with everything?
>>84672095
>she’s voiced by my friend
Sure she is.
>>84672178
The ! has been used by all fandoms before tumblr dared to dream its existence.
Get over it.
>>84671668
It's pretty much confirmed, Josie's VA tweeted about it and instead of denying it she said something among the lines that she hopes no one will hate any characters for hooking up
>>84672178
The violin was invented in Mongolia, and I don't see you getting mad at Yuropoors for using it.
>>84670965
Yet here you are
>>84672317
It's obnoxious.
>>84672316
Nah that's believable, a lot of people knew her before she got the role.
>>84672443
Get over it.
>>84672490
Nobody cared who she was before she put on the accent.
>>84672316
Someone knowing Allegra Clark personally isn't that much of a stretch since she's just some cosplayer from Seattle.I know a few people who know/knew her too. Never had anything nice to say about her.
>>84672381
That's the stupidest fucking non-issue comparison I have ever read.
Cullen/Cass would've made more sense.
>>84672567
Gossip time!
>>84672567
Stories about unethical behavior and lack of integrity? Do tell. #GamerGate is here to listen.
>>84672567
The bulk of cosplayers in my experience are all catty bitches anyway. Doesn't surprise me that a few garners negative opinions since the bulk of it stems from the most trivial of matters.
>She isn't a fan!
>She modified her body!
>Does this person even know who they're cosplaying as?
etc.
>>84672661
I never got anything specific about her sadly, just lots of vague stuff but they genuinely did not like her.
>>84672567
Meh, as long as she does a good/ok job I don't care what kind of person she is.
I'm gonna_doxx_Allegra Clark!
>>84672804
>Meh
Fuck you.
>>84672095
If this person is letting concept art dictate how they look at the characters maybe they need to see that Viv used to be white.
>>84656319
>10_times.png
>>84664787
Ladies and gentlemen this is it, we've hit a new low (high?).
>>84672776
>just lots of vague stuff
Women, everyone.
>>84672932
Why so upset, anon-kun?
>>84673158
Why the fuck should I read your post when you start off with the written equivalent of a shrug?
>>84673248
That's what I was going to say.
>>84673248
Then why did you?
>>84672567
>Never had anything nice to say about her.
I'm here, you can share anon.
>>84673248
You're that same anon who bitched about this before. You even used the exact same wording.
>>84672616
Cullen needs someone to push him. Cass would never be that forward, but Josie would.
Given Allegra's nod to him in her ice bucket video too, I'll bet anything that they hook up if you leave them be.
>>84672776
psdo likes her and she seems fine.
>>84673434
That wasn't him. That was me. Idiot.
>>84673485
Meh you seem a little hung up over something incredibly irrelevant.
>>84673585
Meh, not really
>>84673484
didn't psdo come on here and bitch about someone not liking her art?
>>84673585
/dag/ in a nutshell
>>84672978
I really wish she would have stayed White. There was really no reason to make her black besides doing that thing Comics and Movies love to do with a predetermined character just to please PoC fags.
>>84667756
I wish Meredith was my grandmother. I bet she bakes the most righteous cookies in Thedas.
>>84673750
Meredith is best girl
>>84673696
There's no reason to make her of any color.
>>84673696
black people are literally Hitler
>>84673641
No that was someone else, asunderchan just mistook her for psdo
>>84673484
Who is psdo and why should I care what they think?
>>84673696
Apparently there's suddenly lots of black people now since there was a black Templar and a black mage in the latest screenshots. That might just be the new look for Rivainis though.
>tfw my brown slutfu is going to come back with nigress lips, hair, and brow
>>84672775
True. I know a lot of animufag cosplayers and damn they don't do anything but gossip each other behind their back. They even arrange monthly gossiping get-togethers.
>>84670628
I...surprisingly agree with this. But I would just put Cullen before Solas because muh templar purity even though they take no vows.
>>84673854
if they wanted her to be popular/likable then they should have made her white.
>>84673976
I would put Cullen before Solas and maybe Cass too because we know nothing about his sexual background at the moment. It's easy to assume he's the 40 year old virgin but we don't know it for sure yet.
>>84673964
We're all petty in our own way.
>>84673925
some drawfag
actually good one, she's a concept artist
>>84674127
Was that the chick that came here and stormed on about Aimo's degenerating art work?
Goddamn, this place blows
>>84674074
Still annoying.
>>84673964
>The wild /dag/ is taken aback by the concept of people having a social life.
>>84674062
True, that's what I mean. All we know is that Cullen may or may not have been cock blocked by the Ferelden Hero, and that's about it. Dailish do not frown on the occasional mingle.
Why Cass though? I think she's on the right spot. She's not a sister of the chantry and neither a templar. I don't see why she couldn't have fugged someone already.
>lets talk about how despite how promiscuous or selfish some fans seem to think they are, isabela and zevran are by far among the most loyal companions if u just take the time to talk to them. once you have enough approval zevran will fight the crows and isabela will risk her life for a book. compared to sebastian, who will leave if you dont kill anders, or alistair who will do the same if you spare loghain no matter how high your approval is, this means a lot. zevran and isabela are ridiculously loyal and faithful if you only get past the seemingly careless surface
if at 100 they don't betray you, so loyal
what the fuck is wrong with tumblr
sebastian leaves your ass because you let a mass murder walk away or protect the fucker
alistair for the same reason. loghain killed all the gw, he would've been dead if Flemeth didn't save them
you, the player, is betraying *them*. betraying their trust, going against what they believe in
what is wrong with tumblr for them to defend thieves and murderers using illogical argument just because they're poc
>>84674396
she kissed a dude on the cheek in her animu, she should be near the bottom
>>84674225
Dunno. Seems unlikely, since aimo makes animu and she likes to re-make DA's outfits.
>>84674481
>isabela will risk her life for a book
>>84674481
>no capitalization or punctuation
>expects me to read all_this_shit.txt
lel nope
*** EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTICE ***
I urge everybody to read this and act accordingly.
Since DA:I is three weeks away and the interest among, let's call them, "normal" people (normal when compared to an average poster here which let's face it really doesn't take much) is rising, I would like to ask the long term members of this thread to tone down their, how should I put it politely, eccentricities.
Whether you are a /pol-tard, tumblr-tard, no-life biodrone or just your run-of-the-mill fuckup I ask of you to give some thought to what you post. Think of it as a courtesy to those who are better socially adjusted and come here just to discuss the game. There really is no need for this general to be so consistently cringy.
I would like to remind everyone that it's not like there are no other outlets for you to air your failings as human beings. For /pol-tards there is probably some cuckolding thread on /b right now. Tumbl-tards always have some other stupid shit to get outraged about. Biodrones have BSN. The fuckups have whole of 4chan. We only have this thread.
Think of the well-adjusted individuals who might visit this thread.
Thank you for reading this.
*** EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTICE ***
>>84674334
Petty, not pretty.
Andraste's blood, what the fuck is that.
>>84674545
kek
>>84674376
Does arranging parties for the sole purpose of talking shit about people you know sound okay to you? Sure, everyone gossips sometimes but that's just sick.
>looks up thread
>sees that Dorian pic
Welp I think we know which fanbase is the worst. Could you lonely fags stop shitting up this general?
>>84674376
>social life
>dedicating your life to gossiping
>>84674597
Fuck you
>>84674597
BIG GAY DICKS IN MY DOO DOO HOLE
>>84674609
I WANT TO CUM IN YOUR BEARD
Should I splash my cervical mucus on a Solas image, Dag?
>>84674756
Why did I laugh? Fuck me.
Why are most girls catty and gossipy? Ugh.
I love you guys. Quality entertainment.
>>84674798
What's a cervical mucus
>>84674225
If true, psdo must be based af
>>84674597
How many times have you jo'd to DA stuff /dag/?
>>84674713
>posts on /fag/
>thinks he's fit to throw the first stone
>>84674798
Go for it
>>84674798
No, do it on a image of Blackwall just to honour our old "I want to cum in his beard" friend
>>84674597
How fucking ironic that you're posting that picture and asking for people to tone down the autism.
>>84674609
It's not like cumming on pictures is a new concept.
>>84674597
>something reasonable
>in my /dag/
Who
What the fuck
Where did you even come from
>>84674892
Nigga I saved that image earlier. Good taste.
>>84674756
>>84674904
never forget
>>84674127
Didn't she draw (by request from dag) moe Merrill falling down some stairs?
>>84675004
Best part is that guy came back to tell us how embarassed he is for writing that
>>84674904
Guy who originally posted that
I regret every day of my existence and I would gladly kill myself if I could drag all of you with me to hell
>>84675081
I want that picture
>>84674481
Sebastian is a faggot.
>"I'll burn the city to ground"
I laughed and told him to get fucked. Don't even like Anders that much. Hated Elthina too.
While I like Alistair, adding another warden, when there are currently 3 is a good idea. Alistair threw a hissy fit
>>84664787
You sensitive faggots know all know this is fake right? If he really came on it and had the photo on a surface in front of him his spunk would look more like a diagonal splatter than small circular puddles. Trust me I'm basically the Dexter Morgan of cumshots.
>>84674046
Entirely this.
NO ONE will admit to it, NO ONE WILL say anything but the moment you turn a character black or you introduce a black character to ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL their popularity is gone and no one will like them.
As an example, 3% of players romanced Jacob Taylor.
People were in a outrage when they turned that one Guardian in the Thor Movies black, no one likes black characters, there is a reason why they're called the "Token Black Guy".
Compare all the fan art from other characters to Vivienne from tumblr. Actually, no, compare the other non-romanceable characters with Vivienne in Dragon Age and see how high she is.
>>84675113
stop being such a goddamn pussy holy shit
>>84674798
Everyone should jizz on a picture of their favorite companion, it would make for a better collage than the one with selfies.
>>84674968
WHITE MASTER RACE AM I RITE GUISEXD
am i edgy enough now too?
>>84674597
Fucking this. I've been here since the first generals and even I can't stand it anymore.
>>84675209
I'll get the watery mayo.
>>84675151
So you're saying we need another sample?
>>84675113
If anyone else started a stupid ass continuous joke on here, speak up and announce your shame.
>>84675143
>adding another warden
It didn't need to be Loghain, though. Seriously, that part made no sense.
hurdurr We need more Wardens, only Loghain tho
>>84675242
Sera's pic this time
>>84675113
AAh there he is again. Who the fuck cares, this is an anonymous image board if you hadn't noticed faggot
>>84674597
>this fucking postI laughed
>>84675302moste was originally a /meg/ thing, I think I was one of the first to bring it to /dag/
>>84674597
>normal people
>interested in DAI after DA2, TOR and ME3
The games are now solely for obsessive fans and the most gullible of idiots. No middle grounds exist.
Also while we're in the shitposting business: LATEST DOWNGRADE CONFIRMED
CDPROLES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>84655095
I wanna impregnate Cassie with my seed
Toasting in an epic bread
>>84675151
Stop ruining my dreams.
>>84675398
It was never funny and I hate you for bringing it here.
Please work
>>84675151
This. Try to sprizzle the fluid more for the next image
>>84675302I started the "female Qunari mage = fedora" thing.
>>84672978
Top Right on the left side, that robe better be in game.
>>84675403
This is a legit bad joke andI almost pissed myself there, 10/10 would kek again
>>84675314
Why not? Alistair is aware the wardens are not heroes and do what is necessary. Loghain is an experienced commander and warrior.
>>84675515
I wish that fucking hair was in-game.
>>84675302I started the joke about Blackwall's bowel movement issues.
What is the most comfy country in Thedas?
>>84675226
Mongolians > Non-Saxon whites > Slavs > [POWER GAP] > Chinese/Japs > Saxon-Whites > Pakis > Blacks > Indigenous Australians >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dragon Age Fanbase >>>>>>>. Gypsies
Cum-anon are you here? Cum on one of the namefags faces
>>84675159
Well only a small portion of players played female shepard to begin with. In ME2 and Jacob was arguably the least interesting companion in the game, especially when compared to Garrus and Thane. You should samefag harder /pol/fag
Here's what /pol/ has figured out about the non-white Vivienne
Here's a re-cap of the new character Vivienne
>First ever, fully black character introduced in DA
>First fully black FEMALE character and she's not a romance option
>Mages are considered to be slaves, are raped, and used as weapons
>Chantry and Templar's especially treat them like sex slaves and slaves
>Vivianne was raised and pampered by the Chantry and Templar's
>She fully supports the Chantry and Templar's and agrees with them having mages as slaves.
>BioWare a few months back, compared each Companion as a food
>Vivienne was a Ortolan Buntin
The recipe for ortolan is this: CAPTURE the bird in the WILD, blind it using a pair of pincers, stick it in a tight CAGE so it can't move, keep it on a diet of millet, grapes and figs until it reaches two to four times its normal size, and then drown it in a snifter of Armagnac. We are still undecided if the last part makes this whole dish gruesome or totally fucking sweet.
It Gets Worse:
The secret to enjoying Ortolan is in the way you eat it. After roasting the bird for six to eight minutes, you cover your face with a napkin, place the whole bird inside your mouth, with only it's head and beak sticking out... and bite down.
>Sure do love capture nigger slaves out in the wild, fatting them up and showing them off to other slaves and saying this is what you can become if you serve your White Masters Anon!
>And here comes the snow (or the denial, disagreements about this)
For fucks sakes, David Gaider is Lead Writer, if he's so insecure about Dwarf Romances and Female Quanari, then he probably has some issues with blacks too.
The only other black character/non-white sub-human is Jacob Taylor that BioWare has made of late and is the only one that CHEATS on Shepard.if BioWare aren't glorious White Power Haters of All Non-Whites then I'm not a White Superior.
>>84672978
It's elfyourmother, dude. Don't expect anything resembling logic.
Also, she was dumb enough to post her real first name on her tumblr.
>>84675691I started the iceman posting a while back.
>>84675151
>Is this convincing enough?
Didn't he pretty much admit to it being fake?
I still saved it for future use.
>>84675731
Anything outside of Thedas tbh.
>>84675159
>As an example, 3% of players romanced Jacob Taylor.
That doesn;'t prove anything. Jacob was boring, femShep wanted to rape him and he said 'yes' when he got bored with dodging her advances.
>>84674735
That picture is just perfect fucking comedy timing and punch line. Holy shit.
>>84672095
I'm bitter over Vivienne too
>>84675847
This is what a stroke must feel like
>>84675887
What's her real first name?
>>84675984
Are you fucking stupid? Don't you get it? BioWare made him uninteresting because BioWare could careless about filthy, disgusting blacks/non-whites/mud-shit skinned sub humans
>>84675230
Well tough, sweetheart. What are you still doing here?
Should I?
>>84675952
>>84676126
Yes.
And then you should print out the BioWare logo, glue it onto a dildo and shove it up your ass.
>>84676126
do it, faggot
or don't
>>84676126
Wait and see, man. Wait and see.
>>84676126
No. Pirate.
>>84676049
What? Why?
>>84676089
Annie.
>>84676337
CHRISTAFUUUHH
>>84675159
Jacob is fucking boring. Nobody likes him, not because he's black. But because he's boring. I'm black and I don't even like him.
>People were in a outrage when they turned that one Guardian in the Thor Movies black
Supposedly because the Norse deities should be white to match the vikings. Although in real life the only reason they would be white is because they're reflections of the people who created them. I don't really consider the Asgardians deities anyway.
>>84676116
Get back to your containment board now.
>>84676436
because
>niggers in muh rpg
You can just ignore him
wow I can't wait till the game comes out so I never I have to see this shitty general again
I just wanted to romance Vivienne. Why did BioWare not make her a romance option?
>Introduce the first and only fully black character/companion into DA (Ducan and Isabella are half, they don't count)
>Make her not a romance option
>Last black character BioWare made was in Mass Effect
>Made him uninteresting as fuck and the only LI to cheat on Shepard
Why do you do this BioWare?
>>84676160
Convinced. I will re-evaluate my life and live a as a more productive and respectable member of society.
Thank you, anon.
>>84676660
sometimes I feel the same
>>84676686
Wasn't Steve black?
>>84676436
Viv is the prettiest woman in the game besides Harding and Kekiana. Now I'm forced to choose between the manface and the secret tranny romance.
>>84676660
Don't tell him about /meg/ guys.
>>84676765
But she's not even human, she's black, why would you be interested in romancing someone with big lips, huge brow, bald, and has the skin color of shit?
>>84676686
I wanted to as well but I'm okay with it because it adds a level of independence to her, she's got her own things to focus on and I think that's cool like with Samara from ME and Aveline. But whatever I'll take Dorian
>>84676713
But Elbows we like you ;_;
All I ever wanted from DAI was an edgy anorexic goth mage. Instead we got fat piggies.
For shame.
>>84676765
>Kekiana
who dat?
>>84677037
Archdemon
>>84676980
You can always play an elf.
>>84676931it's not like anyone but Mr Sword has ever actually been able to leave /dag/ tho
>>84676980
jIAj9gte04q3jwviwjhn wahtabzh ß9j^06
>>84676980
Fucking hell, burn that thing.
>>84676758
Steve has dark skin, but blue eyes and his last name is Cortez. So, who knows.
>>84676980
>dat spooky scary skellington
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>>84676980
Thanks, hungry skeleton.
>>84677119
Could be afrolatino.
>>84675159
So true. And the sad part is that she looked bad-ass in her original white art.
>>84677119
So a black hispanic? That's what I thought
>>84676980
thanks mr skeltal
>>84677219
>>84677264
That's what I considered, I know I personally never thought of him as black. It's the eyes for me.
>>84677212
IT'S A PARTY EVERY WEEK BABY
>>84677247
No. Black Maleficiant is leagues better than whatever her early art was
Vivienne Appreciation Station
>>84677247
Are you joking? She looked like trash.
>>84677483
Why did they have to make the black character have the most off-putting personality of the party (besides Sera)? BioWare really IS racist.
http://apostating.tumblr.com/post/101119668952/lots-of-fun-and-selfies-at-london-mcm-myself-as
>>84677397
>imblygn
>>84677397
Just out of curiosity, do you think Josie and Dorian are white?
>>84655095
Solas just looks stoned half the time.
>You will never get high with Solas
>>84677393
yuck
What's your favourite Halloween film /dag/?
>>84677672
How in the fuck do you mess up a Dorian cosplay that badly? Sera and Cory are spot on, but god fucking damnit that Dorian looks awful.
>>84677840
>the qt on the end is Sarah Jessica Parker
What the hell happened?
>>84677709
>not black means white
>>84677247
Eh, she'd just be another treacherous bitch-mage. Now she's a black treacherous bitch-mage, not that different, but it helps.
>>84677676
It's just uncanny to me. It's not what I see on tv, none of my family or friends have it either. I guess having to see typically black features (wide nose+lips) on a white person would be equivalent?
>>84677709
No. I never thought of them as black, but not white either. Just brown people.
>>84677397
I have a friend who's black and he has blue eyes and both of his parents are black with brown eyes. It's uncommon but it happens.
>>84677840The Haunting Hour: Don't Think About Itis objectively the best Halloween movie out there
>>84677824
Fatass.
>>84677914
She got cursed with not being able to age with dignity. Quite common among woman.
>>84678187
It's also the future and genetic modification is commonplace.
>>84677483
>you will never see Vivienne finally get that First Enchanter job and mellow out
>she will never take your filthy mage children under her wing
>>84677840
Night of Giving Head
>>84678447
that's too lewd for me, anon.
>>84678464
My penis is safe.
>>84678187
Unless both his parent's were raped by blonds, that can't happen. The gen for blue eyes is recessive, so both parents must have it for the child to get blue eyes.
>>84677940
When did I say that? I'm just curious what race/ethnicity people consider them in general.
Well, mostly Dorian, Josie has nonwhite features, Dorian is a white guy with brown skin.
>>84678560
Re-Penetrator.
>>84678606
parent's ancestors*
>>84678464
my penis is safe too;_;
>>84676592
Really? Just because she's an actual black person and not just brown caucasian?Although I can't blame him
>>84678606
>both parents have the gene
>since it's recessive, it doesn't show with them
>out of sheer dumb luck, their child gets it from both the mother and the father
>blue eyes
you don't even genetics, m8
>>84677393
literally perfect, all these fat americans with no idea what is healthy and beautiful
>>84676980
thanks mr. skeletor
>>84678873
He doesn't much of anything it seems.
Why is DAG so shit today?
>>84676765
>Kekiana
Took me a while but 10/10
Are mages going still be the most OP class
>>84679123
ayyyyy
>>84678873
By your limited knowledge of genetics, that means that both his parents have 1 parent that has blue eyes, so that his parents both have the recessive gene so that he can get it from both of them and have blue eyes.
After 2-3 generations a recessive gene is almost eliminated from a family gene pool (it can stay for many more generations but the chance of that happening is very very small) unless new member with the gene are introduced.
>>84679123
Damn that's hot.
>>84678606
If both his parents carry the recessive gene for blue eyes then of course he can get it you dumb fuck. Additionally, mendelian genetics is an incredibly simple way meant to explain the concept genetics to people first learning about it but it doesn't hold true all the time. Pretty much every physical characteristic of a human is attributed to several different genes rather than one, eye color is one of those characteristics so any number of genes could contribute to his eye color
>>84679349
>needle mark on leg
>>84679349
I can't help but look at her and think she's ill.
>>84679405
I think we should all replay Metal Gear Solid and let Liquid reteach about genetics and recessive genes.
>>84679405
Yeah no.
Where do you get this crap?
Discovery channel?
Stormfront?
>>84679327
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJq3Rngmek
>>84679579
>>>/v/
and stay there
>>84679405
>the chance of that happening is very very small
So you're saying... there's a chance?
>>84679349
2spooky4me
>>84679482
You are just jealous of her good looks.
>>84679576
Med school.
>>84679504
And I never said that's wrong, I just said that because he is black and both his parents are black, their ancestors were raped by blue eyed slavers. Try to at least understand what the post says before you start shitposting like a retard.
man i really hope that new trailer is tomorrow
>>84679923
You need to stop attention whoring/shilling faggot. Take your ugly skeleton and go fap.
>>84679405
>After 2-3 generations a recessive gene is almost eliminated from a family gene pool
You can't jump to such conclusions. You have no knowledge of the genes introduced when new parents are added, and most families don't breed within their own gene pool. Yours might but most don't
Who /fit here?
That's a lot of ayyyy lmao's.
>>84679728
In a caucasian family, the chance would be very high, but they are black.
>>84679665
Are you that one guy who genuinely thinks /vg/ is better than /v/?
>>84679946
>were raped by blue eyed slavers
It could have been a sexy consensual romance.
>>84680123
Consent is not sexy.
>>84680087
Will people ever stop saying caucasian when they mean white
>>84679946
Man you can't just lie on the Internet.
That is simply not done.
>>84680215
I was referring to a specific race, not using it a SJW or shit like that.
>>84680215
Not while there are murricans here, they won't.
>>84679946
Or you could jump off your "muh rape" horse and accept that blue eyes occur naturally in some black African peoples, like black Tuareg orthe Mumuhuila of Angola (pic related)
>>84680259
You can't prove it's a lie though.
>>84680451
No, your own posts are proof enough.
Do any of the inquisitors have siblings?
>>84680215
Never. Which is a shame. The Caucasus and its people are awesome.
>>84679946
You said
>Unless both his parent's were raped by blonds, that can't happen.
I was pointing out why that is wrong because that's not how genes work. If you wanted to say that somewhere along the line an ancestor, or multiple ancestors of his had the genes for blue eyes then you should have said that because that's how gene pools work you fucking moron. You're clearly not in med school with unclear writing like that.
Does anyone know if there was a DAI stream today? I know they streamed it every monday but they had 1 on saturday for that charity.
>>84680658
That is an interesting question.
>>84679946
What the fuck they teachin you in med school these days
>>84679946
As seeing you're a Med School guy. What's the most safest, reasonable way to remove non-whites from someones country?
>>84679923
She'd look a lot better if she toned down that eye makeup.
>>84680735
"parent's ancestors", the correction for that was 2 posts down, you retard.
>>84680658
maybe human noble? They are described as the "youngest" or w/e anyway
>>84680874
/pol plz.
Plz.
>>84680762
No. They considered Saturday's stream the stream of the week according to a tweet.
It's possible the trailer that we got pictures of will drop tomorrow, though.
>>84680658
Travelyan probably does, noble house and all.
>>84679946
>>84680451
I would study at another med school if they're teaching you Mendelian genetics. That's something you learn in middle/high school science as a very, very basic introduction to biology and genetics.
>>84680874
Deport them and close your borders.
You can try to bread them out, but their culture and mentality still remains in the families.
>>84681182
But isn't it safe to say that they way they act and behave is from a primitive genetic core at least?
Something like that would never happen in larger countries like America, Great Britain, or Canada
>>84678196
She's slowly dying and doesn't even realize it.
>>84680962
Okay. It's still incorrect. Are you failing med school m8?
>>84675151
Cum forensics.We should test it with luminol.
>>84656487
I don't think he hates humans, that one guy from bioware posted a tweet about how he felt happy when Solas remarked on his human mages magical ability.
>>84681324
>my inquisitor
>>84680107
>implying /v/ isn't the only board that's worse than /r9k/
tip top kek
>>84681548
I got impression he is not impressed with humanity as a whole, but reserves judgement for individuals.
>>84681368
Everyone is slowly dying
>>84681989
That's not an accurate statement. Children are not slowly dying, young adults are not slowly dying. You're really not on the downswing, health-wise, until you're in your late-thirties or early-fourties.
>>84681986
Thats a much better mindset than most Dalish have, at least.
>>84681986
Or he just made a "humans are crazy" joke like almost all the non-human companions have made at least once.
Not discounting that he dislikes humans, though. That's always possible with the elves. It just seems strange for him to be like "humans vs elves is one of the black and white mindsets that causes Thedas's problem" and then be all OI H8 HOOMANS.
>>84681450
>someone jizzed on a picture of dorian
Or
>someone spent time making believable fake jizz for a picture
Honestly don't know what's more pitiful
>>84682893
NICE
>>84680972
>>84681059
Chances are after the prologue you're an only child.
>>84683068
Sometimes it pays off to look up the "Sera" tag and look past all those Ryu Sera posts.
When does The Keep officially launch for everyone?
>>84679123
>that filename
I am losing my shit over here
>>84683006
My guess is that it's mostly like >>84681986
that he may not like humans as much as his own race but would still be able to fairly judge someone's individual merits, and to strangers would still be polite and wouldn't insult anyone because of his own views.
>>84683246
>Merrill cosplay
...Ah fuck it she looks good. Gonna base my Lavellan on that face.
>>84683246
Wednesday
>>84683246
Wednesday, I think
>>84683246
29th I think
>>84683246
Read
the
OP
>>84683246
29th
>>84683006
I didn't mean he hates humans. I think it would be a feeling like; humans are a tedious bunch, but a human can be a decent person.
It's how I feel about the elves, or the dalish anyway.
>>84683876
It's like how most people think of blacks then other races
>Always cautious of them
>Due to news and stories know that at least 80% will rob you blind and or kill you
>The ones you do meet are respectable and good people but they are the 1%
>Every other one you meet you at least stand a few feet away in hopes you're not their next target
DA2 would've been better if it looked like the right.
>>84684265
That's the one I use.
>>84676126
>47.99
kek
>>84684363
Which mod would that be?
>>84684579
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonage2/mods/3930/?
This one, I think everyone is done pretty well.
>>84684719
>that modded Carver
Mmm.
>>84684265
The head on the right looks too small for her body.
>>84684878
That's probably the best one.
>>84684719
>Sameface: The Mod
>>84684719
>http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonage2/mods/3930/?
Hm I'm a bit sad that Merrill's her is also changed. I like the default hairstyle.
>>84685265
The subtly of the changes is why I prefer it.
Aveline looks better, but still looks mannish.
>>84685525
You can use any of the three shown
>>84676980
thank you mr. skellington
>>84683027
Both are great, anon!
>>84670573
>>pure after being a huge racist asshole
>Implying this is somehow wrong
>>84670573
>pure after possibly raping Beth
What
Am I the only one who preferred Josie with her top bun?
>>84686459
All Templars are potential rapists, it's like an on switch for them.
>>84686459
Some of the templars rape mages
Bethany is a circle mage
Cullen is a templar
raep
>>84686698
yes
>>84686698
Wow, they really made her nose bigger since this
>>84686698
No, I liked her mora that way too, she looked more professional.
>>84686698
She looked cute with that top bun style, the current down bun looks really greasy and oily.
>>84686703
Considering that they also tend to forget a few mages they captured and left them to die in their cells I don't think it's too farfetched.
>Female Templar lady raping a young mage apprentice.
>>84686698
I liked it in the concept art better, but the in game model looks better with the low bun
>>84679923
She has beautiful eyes and features but could benefit from a fuller figure
>>84685761
>The subtly of the changes is why I prefer it
It makes everyone look the same.
>>84686698
I think they changed her face a bit as well, that or it's the lighting fucking shit up again. BW lighting has never been good, but DAI's is probably the one that does the most to faces.
Anyway, topbuns are shit, but the bottom bun makes her hair look very flat.
>>84686698
I actually think she looked a LOT better with the top bun. I don't understand how anyone thinks the bottom one looks better. It looks strange and that style makes it look like her head has a weird shape and looks too thin on top. It didn't look like that with her top bun.
>>84687672
With Merrill I think you have a point, but I can tell the differences in everyone else. At a minimum it's just smoothing out the faces.
qt
>>84688950
I would have chosen different lips.
>neighbor's teenage tumblrina daughter dog-sits for me when I go out of town
>she saw Origins steelbook and cloth map in my office
>ever since she spergs out over Dragon Age to me every time she sees me
>live on Nightingale Drive
>"We should get the city to rename it Leliana Drive huh? Hahahaha!"
>"I think I'm gonna play a female elf mage Inquisitor and try to get Solas and Sera to fight over me. What do you think?"
>"I feel like having no prominent black characters is going to hurt sales of Inquisition."
>"I think I preferred the 'player-sexual' romance system of DA2. Why can't I romance Cass as a female Qunari? Seems noninclusive."
Jesus Christ, this is literally the worst. If she weren't a qt that wants my dick I would probably fake my own death and disappear.
He'll never love me.
>>84664787
I'm gonna tell /v/ how gay you faggots are
>>84689267
Why the black bar next to Whitewall? Are they hiding a secret companion?
>>84689380
Do it.
>>84688950
>Cameron and Sheploo had an affair.
>>84689257
Today on things that never happened....
>>84689762
I wish. She's annoying as fuck. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that she'll leave to join ISIS.
>>84689267
Wow, Blackwall IS kind of short. I'd think he'd be taller than the Inquisitor due to how beefy he looks.
