Welcome to /mk8g/ - I want to go home edtion
Here you can discuss the Mario Kart series (other Mario spin-off games discussion welcome) and hook up with some buds to play with.
>Misc. Community codes
MK8 Main: 1568-8287-3602
MK8 Shrooms: 3196-5711-9322
MK8 Battle: 5141-9112-8554
MK7 (ask in thread): 07-0695-1617-1935
Golfan with MK8G (Turns): 06-3393-7220-3806
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>Helpful links
Pastebin - http://pastebin.com/ySgN8V4q
General info - http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_Kart_8
Stats - http://bin.smwcentral.net/u/5196/mk8stats.html
http://www.gunslingergaming.com/html/MK8Stats.php
World Records - http://mkwrs.com/mk8/
Nono's Screenshot repo & requests - http://ateliernono.imgur.com/
>News
DLC has been teased.
Pack 1 due in November, pack 2 due in May 2015.
Full deets are here
>http://mynintendonews.com/2014/08/27/heres-the-full-scoop-on-the-newly-revealed-dlc-for-mario-kart-8/
>Why are we on /vg/???
During the week we hang out here, please do NOT make threads on /v/ unless it is the weekend, we don't need the mods and janitors breathing down our necks.
>FAQ: How do I play?!
-Online
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-Search by Code
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>How can I get my screenshot/drawing used?
Simple, just post your cool or action packed screen shot in the threads and maybe yours will be chosen!
For drawings, just post them in the Miiverse page for /v/eekend.
>Thread PSA:
Do NOT respond to shitposters, FILTER troublesome namefags, do NOT feed them.
>Today's pro tip
Stay on topic Discuss the games. Ignore shitposters. This can not be emphasized more.
alice
NEET
>Stay on topic Discuss the games. Ignore shitposters. This can not be emphasized more.
That whole RRU race was a mess
Just wakin' up in the morning gotta thank op
Picking up the slack while I grab some z
nth for gold mario
>>79918623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVz6lEe6s9g
SHIT POSTER SPOTTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVz6lEe6s9g
AVOID. AVOID.
nth for Roy-kun sama rama
>>79918884
SecondedAnd mainingalong with Wendyin Smash
I'm glad we have fellow ladies playing tonight!
>>79918884
Why is roy so sexy?
>>79918827
Why because Bowser got 3rd?
>>79919269
You're doing something wrong m8
>>79919239
Just in general.
>>79918431
It's Koopa Troopa time
>>79919473
Im gonna have to agree when i get the fucking bolt in second place
spectating twk. now i know you only need a blue boost to do the royal jump. gonna try it next time
I'm warming up to Larry more now.
Pretty qt
Goodnight guys
>>79920518
Goodnight qt
>>79920518
Night
>>79920379
Good tastePhil
Good night, my lovelies!
>>79920926
I like almost all of themExpect Morton, I just can't like his VA
>>79921208
Iggy and Ludwig look like fucking faggots.
>>79921208HEY HEY HEY
>>79918431
So many troopas
Can I stay here and race with you guys for now?
/ssbg/ and /v/ are at maximum shitposting mode right now after what happened since last night.
>>79921676
As long as you talk about kart or golf.
>>79921676
only if you tldr it for me.
>>79921963
SHIT POSTER SPOTTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVz6lEe6s9g
DO NOT RESPOND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVz6lEe6s9g
AVOID. AVOID.
>>79921891
tldr:leak is real
i'm practicing doing the tamborine shortcut on music park without a mushroo
2x red shells, really sebastian?
The blue shell was like the cherry on top...Good game though
i like VIDEOGAMES
>>79922389
The rng gods really wanted me to win that one.
>>79922284
Goodbye anon ;_;7
Taro here, just came to say that I'm sad to miss out on the Koopa lobby that's happening.Sis needs the Wii U today since she has a guest over- and once Waifu Warrirors hits Europe, I'll miss you guys as well;-;
>>79922594
Ok.
>>79922389
Hello
I guess I'll just leave since I don't feel like playing on a Koopa
Results of research, shitposting edition: Female Mii gender probabilities
Confirmed female:
100% - Melissa
Probably female:
99% - Nikki
80% - Phoebe
80% - Nono
Completely unknown:
50% - Meteoris
Probably Male:
20% - Kitty
Confirmed male:
0% - Alice
0% - Nip Loli
0% - Dogstalker
0% - Kate
0% - Maebbie
QUICK WHO IS YOUR HUSBANDO
http://strawpoll.me/2546174
Golf?
http://strawpoll.me/2546174
Who is your husbando?
Have we finally hit rock-bottom?
>>79924180
honk honk
>>79923994
>>79924185
Shit fuck didn't mean to double post
I thought the first post failed
>>79924185
>baby Mario
>baby Luigi
That's toddlercon territory
Why do red shells fly by me when I'm in first
>>79923945
Phoebe is confirmed male, anon.
>>79924610
Thrown another route or too close to you.
>tfw some faggot has a rock hard boner for watching you suffer and wastes his entire 3 reds on you
>>79924610
>>79924814
This and if a red shell is fired while the target and/or thrower are midair, it's likely that it'll bypass.
>Hitting your fellow koopas
>Not hitting the infiltrator
What the fuck are you doing Larry
>>79924814
i was trying to hit the guy in first so i threw all 3. it failed. i'm racing really clumsy today
>>79925182
Losing his situational awareness
>>79924789
There were two misunderstandings that caused people to incorrectly believe Phoebe was male. Both were less convincing than my own findings. She would be on the confirmed list but I had to make a small jump to get to the person I believe she is and I couldn't completely confirm it. If I had slightly more accurate geo data for her she would be on confirmed, assuming it lined up.
>>79925182
i think i tried to item check while skirting the edge of RR at the same time.
Wow I'm actually getting pretty lucky today
>>79925425
can you post your findings about all those not confirmed female?
>>79925425
Why not accept people for who they want to appear as?
If they arent causing trouble then I dont see a problem
>>79925568
I'm not going to. It would be straight up doxing as several cases resulted in full names, addresses, phone numbers, etc.
>>79925780
And you're still telling people some of these facts.
>>79925780
You can get all of that info just by being friends with someone on facebook.I'd add all of you
>>79925780
Sounds like bullshit to me but ok
Im not asking you to post that shit but tell me whos details you have?
Lol sorry about that TWK
>>79926079
Not him, but SteamIDs is how I found out someone using a female was indeed a man.
Domination.
>>79926217
I thought I heard koopa noises over in the next room. Coming back on later to try to start a shroom room match
>decide to play since I didn't get on yesterday
>only to find everyone using the most boring motherfucker in the game
>>79926217
>All these Koopas
Is it going to be one of those times were if I don't follow the theme, people are going to bitch?
>>79926187
teach me?
>>79926307
mario? don't see too many marios
>>79926290
>shrooms
If you want to fall asleep fast
>>79926350
Nope, but it's more fun if you join the forces.
>>79926307
No one is using Larry
>>79926354
Nope. Find it yourself. You have some info available already. Work your way from there.
>>79926350
Well it was all Toadette's earlier and some literally who got BTFO for not conforming.
>>79926393
shrooms 'n' green shells would be a sweet game type
1st place only green shells
all other places shroom and green shell mix
further back = more powerful shroom type
>>79926178
about what? the 8?
>>79926350
Nah, us koopas are a humble bunch.
>>79926350
I just left before any of that happened.
Not going to take the risk of people going assmad over it.
>>79926495
what info?
>>79926307
>Shy Guy in that screenshot
?
>>79926307
>An entire room of Lemmys
Everybody knows you're lying.
>>79925780
>There are people ITT right now who might know where you live
>You receive a letter from this anon.
>>79926674
careful anon
thats how a fellow gets shot
>>79926613
Think about something that they can't hide at all and that everyone has to see.
>>79926775
Im an idiot and im finding it hard to follow you
>>79926858
nnids
>>79926874
what good does knowing a nnid do?
>>79926557
There's another lobbybut candy is in
>>79926994
My little anon can't be this dense.
>>79926532
Yeah, I didn't have enough time to avoid you
>>79927131
you need to stop feeding him
>>79927124
I'd rather be bullied in general than for not participating in a theme.
>>79927131
you would be suprised
I dont see how a nnid is helpful
>Meteoredge
I'm liking it
>>79927294
Not him, but if people use the same name for things it can be very easy to get info on them.
My Steam ID and FB can be found pretty damn easy with...hell with no effort.
>>79927156
Oh.I pulled the brakes.
>>79927490
im not having luck finding what im looking for from a nnid
>>79926761I'll seal it with a kiss ~
Holy shit my bot is terrible
>>79927649
Ryan pls go
>>79927770
can't be ryan, if it were ryan he'd be bragging about how much better his bot is doing than he would be
>>79927490
>I use the same name for all my things except certain unsavory websitesI just spell it backwards then
>>79926187
who?
>>79927846
>Registering for porn
m8......
>>79928026
> not being depraved enough to frequent sites that require login to view
how do you even get hard
>>79928026
>porn
m8 I have the boards here for that
>>79928134
When I get bored of 3D I swap to 2D, when bored of that, back to 3. It's a flawless system I've used for years.
>>79928137
Then what?
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A FUCKING BANANA INSIDE THE FIRST TURN OF SUNSHINE AIRPORT
>>79927824
You talking shit m8
![[incomprehensible toad noises].png](https://i.imgur.com/pSi5Lm5.png "[incomprehensible toad noises].png")
>changed my steam info box to call out any possible lurkers
haha!
>>79928265
>banana behind the coin between the two wheels of the plane
>banana on the baggage belt
>banana just on the wing of the plane
>thumbs are actually sore
Fucking first in months
>>79924190
Though no one replied, I think the thread right now has given me the answer.
G-golf?
>>79924190
>have we finally hit rock bottom
>finally
>>79928741
god DAMN it cheeto
another pic i have to steal
gimme a second and i'll join
>>79927770
Fug u
>>79928802
Why though? I haven't been here for a good while. What changed?
>>79928909No___
>>79928946
People, or at least one dude here, is practically stalking the users with female miis
>>79928946
less interest in the game outside of the die hards on weekdays
means less noise to mask the shitposting density
>>79929165
You mean /v/eekend might be even worse than last week?
Hoo boy.
>>79929165
Crying about it does nothing.
Severe shitposting can be reported.
>all of the costumes left are coin costume challenges and get 100 moon coins
HELP
>>79929289
Would that even be considered shitposting by mod standards?
Would mods EVEN do something?
>>79928946
see
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>>79929165
Game needs a surge of life. I feel they're waiting way to long with those DLC patches.
>>79929451
nintendo cares about the 3ds+ wiiu not about mario kart specifically
their schedule is basically perfect to transition between hype for various games
it just isnt always mario kart
>>79929557
Yeah, good point actually.
>>79929425
Alice images do get deleted actually.
>>79929448
>>79929609
So it's outright off topic or shitposting.
>>79929448
>>79929609
Does your dumbass actually expect people to talk STRICTLY about Mario Kart? Go to /r9k/ since you want to be a robot so badly.
HOW MANY ON KART?
http://strawpoll.me/2546668
>>79929762
>alice shitposting/bullying
>dox'd info on people
>discussion on teaching how to dox
>husbando polls
>porn discussion
yeah, those are all just BARELY off-topic, you're right.
>>79929762
>off topic is ok
If people want to speak about other stuff, they should go somewhere else. These threads are for MK.
>>79929895
boo is chompin those straight out of the GYCL
>>79929931
Has strawpoll always updated live? I'm always late to them
>>79929996
That's not what I said at all, but if that's what you want to hear, by all means.
3/4
JOIN UP
TEE TIME 725
>>79930095
>That's not what I said at all, but if that's what you want to hear
>Does your dumbass actually expect people to talk STRICTLY about Mario Kart?
How is alice MK related? How is Doxxing MK related.
How is husbando polls MK related.
I can't play, thumbs really hurt.
M-maybe later.
>Stay on topic Discuss the games. Ignore shitposters. This can not be emphasized more.
>>79930272
hey man dont drag the GYCL in to your dramas
IS KLICKLAC IN HERE ATM
>Luigi on the Yoshi bike
>>79930393
Speakerboxxx
>tfw alice deleted me
>>79930272
Yeah I figured I"d have to explain myself.quoted the wrong post btw. No one in any thread anywhere stays 100% on topic at all times, offtopic shit comes and goes, making a big deal of it is the real problem.
Instead of going OOOOOHHH MY GOD GUYS THATS NOOOT MARIO KART, just let them be if it's mildly annoying at best like husbando polls, literally nothing off you to keep scrolling.
Other times people are just interested in what's going on and make a comment on it.
That said, all this Alice shit is an actual cancer.
>>79930234
did golf fill up I cant find you guys
>rock-bottom
It's not just that. We have transcended the shitposting, circlejerking, and cancer that we were, and BECOME cancer incarnate.
We have reached the pinnacle of cancer. Years from now, scholars will mark this thread, created on this day, as the greatest piece of faggotry even created, or even conceived.
We have become the perfect and final incarnation of cancer. It is over.
It is finally all over.
>>79930497
Why the fuck do you care? she's a shitpole that's done nothing but cause shitstorms the minute she walked into a /v/ lobby.
>>79930521
We filled up, sorry anon
>>79930528
Until we get our own 'Marco' we haven't hit rock-bottom
>>79930508
Ignoring cancer doesn't make it go away.
When you get sick you don't say
>Oh, I'll just wait it out
Do you?
>>79930647
whatever I didnt want to golf with you nerds anyways
>>79930439
I wish I could like inside drift.
I'd playLuigi on Sports bikeall day every day
>>79930659
Honestly, I don't think we could ever hit Marco-tier.
>>79930662
I get medicine sure, what's a thread equivalent? Whining constantly about it? I'm not so sure.
>>79930684
Hey now, that's n-not nice
>>79930662
I do
>>79930638
I thought she was an alright person and fun to bully when racing
I dont see the shitposting as her fault because its always happening about one person or another
>>79930659
>>79930774
Marco? This sounds good. I want to hear about this.
>>79930659
Who is Marco?
>>79930684
I can forfeit my spot after this game if you want to play.
>>79930638
Actually she races early morning just fine with no shitposting or anything.
Early morning in my region anyway
>>79930875
>>79930880
A regular from Animal Crossing general who dedicated his game to having a town full of cats, then proceeded to do nothing but shitpost about how he had the perfect townHe also made animal crossing general threads on /soc/ and posted pictures of himself on it because he was that much of an attention whores
>>79930919
dont worry about it I'll just go work out I guess
>>79930439
Did I do something intimidating? I'm getting rekt for the most part.
>>79930927
yep, just this morning we raced. you and i are same time zone, i think.
anyways, she raced fine, no shitposting, a couple times someone tried to bait her, she never responded.
>>79930978
>didn't say purrfect town
COME ON
>>79930776
>Whining constantly about it?
Report, shun shitposters.
As bad as it sounds, whining did accomplish:
Skullgirls leaving for good
Stopping Nono waifuing
Stopped Nono tripfagging
Dogstalker stopped playing because people couldn't take his bad connection andbeing an ass about it.
Niploli being shunned for circlejerking and teamfagging.
Husbando polls diying for sometime.
It's not the best solution, i'll admit that.
>>79930978
Adding to that
He deleted his town and still posted in the thread despite not even owning the game anymore. He was all-around shitposter and cancer
>>79931085
Essentially fighting the cancer by becoming it.
We're fucked aren't we.
>>79930854
>>79930927
>>79931046
>whiteknights
Why defend the source of the cancer? If she goes then this will stop
>>79931180yes
>>79930765
>I'd playLuigi on Sports bikeall day every dayThat's how I started playing but now I can't anymore
>>79931181
>literally the only new person in over a month who actually plays the game regularly
some (not all) regulars just keep on bullying new people because of muh sekret club
>>79931357
I would rather she be gone after causing all the shit she has
Most people hate her and want her gone
>>79931357
So did the IRC. I fail to see why isn't this as bad as they were.
>>79931292
Damn.
I just don't like the feeling of inside drift, that's all. I could practise it up but it feels somehow wonky and not nice, unlike outside drift.
>>79931181
Man, the meaning of whiteknight has really been lost in time hasn't it.
>>79930528
holy shit
there will be a religion based on this thread
edgy goths will swear that "mk8g-ism" is their one true religion
>>79931171
I didn't know thatI left when he was around and went back there a few weeks ago and found out that he literally stopped posting a few days before my return. Who knew somebody could shitpost for so long?
>>79931574
You are whiteknighting you faggot
Alice is the cancer killing this general
>>79931515
>Most people hate her and want her gone
[citation needed]
How do you know it's "most" and not just one radical sperg posting over and over again?
>>79931515
>blaming the house become someone set it on fire
>>79931550
we aren't as bad as the IRC. this is worse.
>>79931726
People bringing her up over and over is the cancer, not her. All she does it play the game.
You're fucking stupid dude.
>>79931741
there you go
http://strawpoll.me/2546806
I think she should be made to leave if the majority of people agree
>>79931726
>Not doxxing
>Not waifuing/husbandoing
>Not people bitching about someone not following themed rooms
>clapping at the wrong time
I'm not a douche I swear
You people must be fucking blind if you cant see the shit that has been caused by that slut
>>79931940
Where is the
>I don't care about Alice
option
>>79931726
>plays the game more than most people according to both weeks' leaderboards
>doesn't even post in thread
sure, that cancer has to STOP
>>79931782
>blaming the house because someone set it on fire
Pretty much this
>>79932113
vote yes so she will go and never have to hear about her again
Can't wait for smash to kill these threads.
Hopefully, it will be cancer free and only those interested in racing will stay.
>>79931940
>made to leave
>implying
She should at least change her cancerous fucking mii so people stop jerking off
>>79932410
>people are jerking off to a mii
>it's the player's fault for having a grill mii
they look like lego toys, for fuck's sake
>>79932410
>females are cancerous
At times like this I want to agree with feminism.
>fucking up my birdie putt even after using my boomerang
alice is so fucking active that shes playing right now? wrong
fuck you all
>>79932410
>abloobloo me and my few shitposting friends aren't getting backed up
>>79932517
They are when it comes to this community
Im messaging her and telling her to change her mii to male
>>79932262
my reasoning is different, unfortunately.
i think the people who are here to play video games come and go with what video game they're playing. so they'll move to smash.
the people here for circlejerking already have a cozy home here full of their e-friends, and with all the actual players gone no one will even complain about their shitposting.
these threads will go downhill, and fast.
i hope you are right and i am wrong, though.
>>79932757
Better message Nono, Kate, kitty, Melissa and others too anon!
>>79932757
>this community
It's fucking Mario Kart dude, there are kids and fucking moms and dads playing this game.
>>79926217
less arguing, and more cute stuff.
>>79932578
is she higher than you on the leaderboards? statistically that is likely the case. so she plays more mk8 than you.
check the points, mate. she plays more than the majority of the people here.
>>79932410
It's just because it's a female, I don't think people literally want to fuck her mii.
I hope.
>>79932887
They are not a problem right now
>>79932915
and neckbeard faggots like you all
>>79932887
They literally don't care, are not a problem atm, or are over the attention already.
>in the next thread the shitposters will use an edited image of the poll to cause more unnecessary drama
Calling it
>>79933130
Great job giving them ideas.
Alice is the biggest attentionwhore that we have ever had here and should be made to leave asap
>people who have played mk8 more this week than alice
phil, oscar, izz, ryan, and adam
>people who have posted in thread this week more than alice
literally everyone ITT
sounds to me like people should actually try to be more like alice
>>79931658
I haven't there since earlier this year. A lot of people posting other people pictures bullshitHe was banned a couple times before so maybe that's why
Fuck me, I'm messing up these birdie putts
DRY BONES CONFIRMED
>>79933267
I'll just save the link incase that'll happen.
>>79933130
Gonna call the faggot who made the /v/eekend thread with the bear in the OP will make another one this weekend, too.
Jesus Christ, guys, pull your shit together. This is about videogames.It's because I'm not playing today, isn't it?
>>79933283
She plays even more than most people think too because shes below average and gets less points than good players in my experience playing with her. Active players should be encouraged to stay, especially newcomers.
>>79932952
Yee.
>>79933283
>People who aren't NEET enough post about Alice
Sorry I play other vidya or go to class.
Nominating this as the next OP image.
>kart nerds arguing
>golf nerds playing the game
>>79933587
yeah no
>>79933559
>alice is a shitposting attention whore
actually she doesn't post in threads and races more than you do
>WELL EXCUSE ME I HAVE A JOB AND CLASS
wow
>>79933587
And that'll sure make it go away.
Don't be stupid
Alice is too polite it makes me feel ill
Awesome finish on Yoshi Valley there, Toad[number]
>>79932810
that is the darkest possible timeline, anon
>>79933524
What kind of noise does a Koopa make anyhow?
Is it time?
>>79933951
Complete the ritual. Complete it, and let this thread achieve its destiny.
>>79931940
>http://strawpoll.me/2546806
Time for you to fuck off and let her and everyone else play in peace
>>79933705
>implying I said that about Alice
>Having a life? kek
I don't approve of people who make a fuss about Alice or even bringing her up with the intention of starting shit.
But calling out people because they don't play enough is outright stupid.
>>79933951
If we must.
>>79933915
That's an intriguing question, anon.
Sadly, I have absolutely no idea, other than sound distortion/magic.
Canonically they probably sound like Koopas though, I doubt there is anything they could compare to, other than similar species.
>>79933951
Do it.
Send these threads down the shitter where they belong.
What should I draw on miiverse?
>>79934078
see
>>79932578
or just read the thread
plenty of anons are arguing that alice is an attention whore that doesn't even play the game. i was refuting that. sorry if you all sound alike, but you all really do. probably because there are only 4 of you.
so yeah, while i wouldn't bring it up normally, i'd respond with playtime if people argue lies.
>>79934328
alice naked and send it to her
>>79933951
tell me where I can find the full set and I will do it myself.
googling "spyro subway exodia" isn't giving me what i need.
>>79933915
>>79934526
I can give it to you if you want
>>79934328
Brend naked
>>79934357
Are quoting the right post mate? Never did once is said Alice is an attentionwhore. Just that assuming that people who don't play as much are shitposting about Alice.
