You Will Never Edition
Old thread: >>77954180
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Market Data
http://www.gw2spidy.com/
http://www.guildwarstrade.com/
>Black Lion Chests
http://gw2blacklion.com/
>Armor Galleries
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Character/Build Planners
http://intothemists.com/calc/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>PvE dungeon and class guides
http://www.dtguilds.com/forum/viewforum/4280860/m/6563292
https://www.youtube.com/user/t3llularman/
https://www.youtube.com/user/TurboDzan/
https://www.youtube.com/user/obal100/
https://www.youtube.com/user/DEKeyz2Chaos/
>DPS
http://www.dtguilds.com/forum/m/6563292/viewthread/13987449-dps-estimates-for-each-professions-in-30s-battles
>Megaserver World Event Timer
http://dulfy.net/2014/04/23/event-timer/
>Roleplay Resources
http://guildwars2roleplay.wikispaces.com/Roleplay+Guide
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/aLhjmbbJ
>PvP Resources
http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/23vbkh/tpvp_build_list_up_to_date_builds_as_of_the_april/
>WvW Apps
http://www.gw2battlesupport.com/
http://gw2score.com/livemap/0
>Interactive Maps
http://gw2.mmorpg-life.com/interactive-maps/
>tfw ur qt chubbsura crawls up onto your lap, taps on ur arms indicated she wants u to put ur hands in ur lap then she will sit on them so u do that then she takes off her undergarments and sits placing her warm chubbsura booty on ur hands after a while she begins to moan softly and then she lays a warm egg in ur hands ;-;
What class would you say is ideal for finishing map completion? Something with speed boosts, jumps, etc. Anything to make the process more fluid.
Your favorite class
1st for asura waifus
>>78065850
Engineer.
Thief is pretty easy, too, since you can stealth through a lot of the skill points.
did you really have to make that the OP image
I've had enough heartbreak for today.
>>78066020
I love it. I am jealous of it.
>>78066147
It is a burning envy, I agree.And I'm the femsura
>crafting sucks because the profit you make will never outweigh the cost of materials
>dungeons take too long for a meager 1 gold per path
>fractals with randoms makes me want to taste buckshot
>world bosses don't give a whole lot unless you're lucky as fuck and get an exotic or some shit
>blix got nerfed
How the fuck do you make decent money in this game?
>>78066509
You don't, unless you know how to buy low and sell high in the TP.
People make money by mindlessly pushing through the methods you listed like ants, day in and day out, not spending it on shit until a big pile has accumulated.
>>78066509
Flip or learn to ERP
>>78066509
>unless you're lucky as fuck and get an exotic or some shit
pfffahahaha
as if you'll get an exotic that's worth shit
at best you'll get something worth a gold, MAYBE two
>>78066509
Even if it hurts your soul to do so, joining "ZERK ONLY" dungeons is efficient. I can do all AC paths in a little over an hour.
Also, TP jewing. Sorry. It's really the only way to get MEGARICH though.
> tfw your norn waifu will never find the perfect spot in the hot springs and stimulate her large, veiny pseudophallus to the point of eruption, cememting her eggs with a thick mucus layer onto the rocks just below the waterline
> tfw your norn waifu will never be so imptessed with your legend that she will lure you over to the water and massage your prostate with her futa cock, causing you to release clouds of sperm onto the egg sac below
> tfw you will never watch enraptured as your thousands of tadpole young hatch, and then immediately begin to cannibalize each other until only one remains
> tfw you will never watch your child undergo metamorphosis as they crawl ashore, gradually losing their gill threads like an axolotl, and seeking the warmth of the excess blood your waifu stores in her massive cowtits.
>>78066406
And I am miffed someone put the idea into practice before I did.
>>78067104
It doesn't matter who did it before us.
What does matter is that we can do it better, and more sensually.
>>78067564
So true.
And Yakkington's probably a better read, too.
>>78065790
>rats
>eggs
u wot m8
>>78067659
Do you see incense in that image? Fine wine? I don't.
>>78067775
Maybe outside the frame. But you'd think they'd include that, rather than a bone minion, were it there.
>>78067880
Really a mood killer, if you ask me. Were I to host a necromantic court, I'd have properly prepared, dormant servants at the door instead of filthy, screeching fleshrats.
One day we'll show the world how it's done.
>>78066509
>>>crafting sucks because the profit you make will never outweigh the cost of materials
What do you expect from a game that allows sharing of nodes on an client-side basis and drops claws, venom sacs, fangs, etc like candy to the point that even casuals would have stacks of them?
Exotics are also still too easy to acquire since ArenaNet didn't fix their acquisition. In fact they made it easier by putting badges of honor into achievement reward chests, nerfed the amount of dungeon tokens used to purchase exotic armor from the dungeon vendors back at launch and never reverted that nerf, and exotic crafting only requires 5 T6 materials per piece. There's no point to dressing your character up in the armor that is crafted on your way up to level 400 and the skins only need to be acquired once before they are added to the wardrobe, no reason to craft them once that happens.
Why? Because this game isn't as strict as other MMORPGs' leveling curves. Even without EotM farming, leveling up is easy so why should you waste gold on buying level 55 rares? Most dungeon parties won't accept characters under level 80 unless you're the only non-80 in there and that's if the level 80's aren't ZERKER ONLY PING GEAR ON JOIN 10,000 AP OR KICK!
Crafting is only beneficial, not profitable. It's still the only way to acquire celestial gear and ascended weapons without RNG being involved through weapon/armor boxes and world boss events like Triple Trouble and Tequatl the Sunless.
There's also the Mystic Forge. It certainly didn't help this game's crafting system to have so many exotic weapon recipes in the Mystic Forge instead of in the crafting disciplines with a crafting level requirement to acquire them. Maybe crafting would have been profitable if instead of adding stand alone weapons into the Mystic Forge they added them as recipe drops from dungeons, WvW, sPvP, etc and required level 400 to craft them.
But nope.
>>78067775
What I want to know is why they have a bone minion on the bed with them.
The thing is made of exposed flesh for fucks sake, it's probably getting serosanguineous stains all over the placeand they'll no doubt already have plenty of other fluids they'll need to clean up as it is.
>>78068673
It's probably a room at an inn. Some other poor bastard has to clean up.
what order has the best missions
>>78069219
priory for nerdy salad waifu-bait, whispers for zany hijinks, vigil for ssmcking shit around with colonel campbell
>>78069219
Vigil for taking down big things and getting shit done
Whispers for tomfoolery and blowing up structures
Priory for um
you know
books and stuffSeiran's the worst companion of the three.
whis
>>78069663
You take that back you Vigil scum!
>>78069762
or what bookworm faggot gonna go read about how hard i beat your ass?
>>78069663
I found forgal more annoying than sieran.
Although forgal is the only one that make senses at the claw island.
>>78069663
>>78069836
Sieran is the cutest. Papa Forgal is second, furry scum last.
I didn't find the vigil quests to be too terribly interesting though. But to each their own.
>>78070150
>hating on two tibs a-whisker
Kill bunself.
Would it be any sort of a challenge to make a horribly offensive name for a character and get him to LA as fast as possible to interact with the bulletin and take a screenshot?
>>78065790
I dont know that feelbut I really want to
>>78069219
Order of Whispers has youTracking, rescuing, and escorting an informant (Regarding the political situation in Kryta) to their base of operations, the informant later becomes a member of the Order. There's disguise, a drinking competition, stealth missions and a lovable mentor Charr with an obsession with apples
Priory has youSeeking a stolen artifact, a sword made out of crystallized dragon blood that controls the dead, and you have to retrieve it and safely contain it so that its power doesn't attract the undead, your mentor is a somewhat annoying bubbly Sylvari chick
Vigil has youTrying to maintain the Human-Charr truce, dispatching a group of Renegade Charr. Your mentor is a stern Norn warrior who's only real shining moment is his epic sacrifice.
Vigil kind of has a boring storyline but your mentor'ssacrificeis the one of the 3 that actually makes the most sense (Tybalt from the order of whisper's kind of makes sense.. Seiran'ssacrificejust seems so forced)
>>78071771
Bitch could fucking fly.
>>78070785
>liking asura as well
keep digging yourself that hole, it'll be the only one you'll ever fill
>>78072538
>not burying your femsura so she cant get away only leaving her ears exposed
>>78072776
ahahahaha it's like a submarine
>>78072538
>positively jelatinous
>>78072538
>hating on the race with the best animations and voiceovers
>>78069128
>having mhuman/femsura erp in salma
>dialogue in bar below audible through walls
>realize they could hear what you're up to just as well
Hard like diamonds.
>>78073236
>someone talking to me about taste
>has the ninja outfit and katana
hehoheho
>>78073676
>implying it doesn't look good on an Asura.
>>78073945
It chops off their ears.
I'm really bothered by the trend that 90% of the skins released after launch chop off ears since they're supposed to be an asura's defining feature. If they're small enough you can reason away that they're just tucked in under there, but otherwise...
> when someone in RP wears the gasmask (or similar ear-clipping helm) and then takes it off to reveal max size ears
Triggers my autism big time.
>>78074735
Meanwhile the ones that do show the ears clip with at least half the ear types in the game. The award of course goes to the T3 heavy asuran cultural set, where your character's ears are almost guaranteed to clip through the helm unless you make them as tiny as possible.
>>78075113
The fucking racial armors of all things clipping is so prolific and inexcusable. Charr tails, norn bellies and asses (with certain body types).
why are like all the Charr and Norn males gay? Are all the ERPs just into Bara?
>>78076014
bara doesn't play anymore ;_;
>>78074735
ears aren't rigid bone.
So they just get pressed against the skull, big deal.
better that than clipping.
post some gay charr
lewd or ingame i don't care just post those big beasts
any qtfemsuras need their ears held or massaged?
>>78076014
>bara
>gay
>male
Bara's charr is a girl, anon.
>>78076968
and she is smelly but in a nice way :3
Hope you guys are chipping in :)
asuras
>>78076716
how do you feel about a Warband whose initiation ritual is to gangbang the initiated Charr?because I'm writing that now
Post ya wallets
>>78077389
Sounds great anon, post it asap.
who wants to plow me femsura
male human,male charr, and male norn appreciated
no male asura allowed, but can watch for a fee
>>78077291
Four fucking dollars for a cupcake to be sent to the pieces of shit who are ruining this game?
Fuck those retards, they can buy all the cupcakes they want with the money they jewed out on fucking katanas and a 10 day birthday sale instead of actual fucking content.
>>78077291
you know all of those are just gonna go to McCoy to fuel her ramblings
>>78077773
I don't fuck Scottish
>>78077729
teach me how to gold. I'll ERP you even for a little if you want
>>78077773
What about Futanorns?
>>78076716
>>78077729c-can i have some goldjust enough for a compendium to make some cash off of once they're account-widepls
>getting back into the game
>decide to do level 10 fractals since i heard anything under is too much of a joke
>LFG
>burn through first part like its nothing
>colossus boss
>agony
any way to get ascended gear besides laurels? im using just some berserker's exotics right now
what is your ign
>>78078204
futa charr =/= gay
>>78077291
They probably all go in Angel's belly.now poison them
>log in
>get my 2nd birthday gift
>the gun is actually pretty cool, and the skill scroll is more useful to me than the experience scroll will ever be
Actually, speaking of the experience scroll... WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ONE NOT STACK WITH THE 10 OTHER SCROLLS I ALREADY HAVE
>>78078274
whisper me, master ruseman
>>78078245
Learn when they do Agony attacks and dodge them. The only application of Agony you can't avoid with skill is on the boss levels and those times always offer the ability to res, which you can avoid even needing by properly timing your healing skill.
You can get Ascended Trinkets for Guild Commendation + Gold, you can also get them as random drops from WvW Rank Up Chests. You can get Ascended items for fewer Laurels if you buy them in WvW, but you also need Badges of Honor.
i want to hold the ears of a qt femsura whilst she explores my lower torso
>>78066509
>crafting sucks because the profit you make will never outweigh the cost of materials
Actually, I make most of my gold specifically by crafting. I buy up a tons of salvage mats on TP for a low enough bid, then refine them and sell. Can make about 30-80s per stack of Valuable Metal Scraps.
Also, you can get your daily couple of gold by selling the time-gated crafting items, such as the Ascended mats, or that new Maudrey backpiece ingredients.
>dungeons take too long for a meager 1 gold per path
Join a decent guild, run a Dungeon Speed Tour. AC123 can be done in under 30 mins, and including Exotic PVT token-salvage items and loot, profits you about 7.6g+ in those 30 minutes. Pretty good ratio, if you askk me.
Other dungeon paths could also be done in 10-20 mins. See CoF, SE, etc....
Arah p1 and Arah p2 are perhaps the best time to gold ratio for dungeons in the entire game, and the fact you can trade tokens for salvage-rares makes it even better. 15mins for 3.25g, sounds good to me! 30 mins for 6.50g is even better!
Of course, don't forget CoE, with its chance to drop Charged Cores and Lodestones, AND the ability to salvage token-rares, making it one of the most profitable dungeons in the game.
I know people who make 50g/day from running short-dungeons alone, and it only takes about 2 and a half hours with a competent team.
And no, they do not FGS-exploit. They use Frost Bow.
>world bosses don't give a whole lot
Tequatl gives nice loot, and the same with Wurm. As far as I'm aware, those are also the only 2 world bosses worth commenting. Although if you really want to get into specifics, the events which follow capturing some of the God temples, tend to be the reward in and themselves. See: Temple of Melandru, Temple of Grenth, etc...
>blix got nerfed
And yet, people are still farming Blix.
However, Breaking the Ice is also a great source of champions if a zerg is commanded effectively.
>>78077729
>>78080048
>>78077729
>hoarding all that meaningless gold
I've given out over 2k in dosh to my friends, don't you want to feel that nice feelings too, anons?
>>78080448
all my friends quit
>>78080523
rip ;_;
>>78080523
Can I be your human cocksleve?
>>78080721
are you a fem charr?
>>78081503
for a Dawn I'll be whatever you like
>>78077729
I wish I had the patience to play the market.
>two thirds of the way through the feature pack announcement
>the only actual added feature is the multi-color nachos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP84AsBX2yA
>tfw
>>78080448
I've given out around 3k all up out and I still have over 3k left
Gold isn't exactly hard to make
>>78077729
>tfw broke from mystic toilet
Fuck you zommoros ;_;
>>78077729
>>78077729
>>78078204
>mfw can't find this on paheal
>>78082928
e621
>>78083061
Bah nevermind, turns out I actually missed itOnly now do I realise that the black one really is futa
>>78083131
I think in that picture it's not futa but actually transformation potion or something, so technically it is gay.
>>78077291
I say we do our own project where they're sent two dozen cupcakes; two batches of twelve.
One batch will be of outwardly plain chocolate cupcakes, bereft of icing or other features save for having the GW1 logo baked into the tops. However, upon tasting them they will soon find that they are made of moist, flavourful chocolate sponge cake using fresh spices, only to be delightfully further surprised by a firm, creamy core of chocolate ganache flavoured with ginger. The second batch will feature beautifully-sculpted icing of glistening fondant featuring the GW2 logo, topped with multicoloured granules of pearl sugar. Upon biting in, they will discover a centre ofabsolutely nothing because fondant can easily be sculpted to accommodate a cupcake-sized air pocket.
Of course the bottom of the box will need a slip of card stock with three paragraphs explaining the meaning of this gift because nobody on that development team will get fucking it.
>>78083198I'm gay so it doesn't really matter that much to me. While I'm definitely not a fan of those horse-cocked norn futa, so long as it's something that looks male fucking something else that looks male, I'm fine.
>tfw you've had the same armor skins for 2 years and can't change it because it feels like it's part of your character
>>78083595
Literally this, I cannot find any other way to dress my human male Ranger than in the heritage armor I've used since release.
help
>>78083595
>Tfw you've had the same outfit for two years and it's comfy and fits your character perfectly
>>78083595
> tfw your armor is so iconic/recognizable in your circle that you can't do shit
> tfw after two years somebody else starts using a similar look
Get off my turf.
>>78083595
>tfw you've had the same armor skins for 2 years and can't change it because no new armor skins have been added
>"Hey Angel, looking for feedback on ideas for the 2nd birthday items. any thoughts?"
>"I WANT A GUN THAT SHOOTS CAKE"
>"Huh...that actually sounds like an interesting item."
>"Wait, what's this about an item?"
>>78084267
I lol'd
>>78084267
>>78084267
A frayed wick stuck out from a well-worn candle, and with a gentle drop of a lit match to its fibrous end, it flickered and glowed to life.
Tristian's face was illuminated by the small yet stalwart flame. He was strongly defined man who bore a weary smile, with stubble to dot his jaw and neatly kempt hair to frame his large brown eyes. His nostrils flared as he stared into the flame absentmindedly, but with a quick blink and a subtle sly scrape of his teeth over his lip, he rose and shook out the matchflame.
He removed his leather hat and slung it onto a coatrack, expertly landing it on a hook. He was rolling his shoulders - trying to shrug off the bandolier around his torso - when he heard light "tok"s on the door behind him. He turned with an even wider smile and approached it, hanging his bandolier on the coatrack as he had intended. Facing the door, he quickly pawed his face and straightened a cuff in frivilous attempts to tidy himself for his company.
Eager Tristian reached for the knob and turned it, pulling it towards him. His night began with the mechanical drumming of tumblers, and a squeak of the hinge.
What awaited on the other side, looking up at him with bright violet eyes and a demure curl at the end of her beaked lips, was Sajjica.
>>78084267
>first fractals since spring
Animation glitch left me all sparkly. The same sort of sparkles you see on loot to pick up. I'm not even sure how an animation glitch like that would even happen in the first place, as that animation is simply never rendered on player characters. Maybe it was some other animation that just looks like that?
Her thick body rose up a little beyond his knees. Without a word, she hugged them.
Tristian let out a light, weak laugh and pretended to stumble. She only hugged tighter as to not let him fall.
He gave her a few gentle movements and patted her head, and she took it as a sign to loosen her grip. Tristian knelt in front of her and searched her eyepools which danced with candlelight, unable to contain the glee she enkindled in his heart. Swiftly, like a mother eagle shading her young with her wings, he enveloped her in a tight embrace.
They held it. They giggled, collectively embarrassed, though their faint blushing blended well with the incandescence of the candles.
"I've missed you," Tristain said. His voice flowed out of him like the ebbing tide, and no less deep and powerful. Sajjica nodded upwards, brushing cheek to cheek to seek a temporary home on his shoulder. "And you. Always," she uttered from behind him, her small voice cracking in its softness.
With a warm sigh, Tristain let go. He locked eyes with her for a little longer before giving her a squeeze around the girth of her waist. Sajjica wriggled and smiled at him, ears curling in, but provided no resistance. "Come on," Tristain muttered in a friendly command. He held his squeeze around her and lifted her from the floor as he rose. Her pudgy legs kicked about and she held in a squee, and she gripped his strong arms tightly as he carried her to the bed.
He set her down gently on the foot of it first, and then crawled beside her to turn and slide up to the backboard. He bowed out his arm, and that was all the invitation Sajjica needed to scramble up and wedge herself under it. He curled his arm around her, resting on her chubby belly, and she hooked her arms around his to hold it close to her.
>>78085035
Braham looks like even more of a fag from this angle.
>>78085035
I've had that same glitch following looting several times now. Not quite sure what causes it, so I can't really replicate it consistently.
Pretty sure it's client-side only, like the bird from swoop getting stuck on GS rangers or eles having hands constantly on fire/spewing flames from their mouth continuously.
Tristain bathed in the rapturous radiance of the candles, and the heat of the Asura snuggled up beside him. He let his eyes drift close, and drained his lungs with a gradual sigh. All was well and warm and tranquil, his heart's reason to beat right beside him, dozing peacefu-
He felt a tap.
Tap tap, on his arm.
His brow twitched, and his eyes cracked open from his seven second hibernation. Glancing over, Tristain found Sajjica staring up at him with those same violet eyes. They swam with infatuation, but something else. A pang of worry.
Tristain understood.
"Now?"
She nodded. Her hair was smooth against his arm.
Tristain sucked in a quick breath to prepare, and nodded once in return.
He let her go and slowly pushed himself up farther against the backboard. Sajjica squirmed from her cozy nest and stood. Tristain watched as the candlelight wrapped around her, illuminating her voluptuously plump and blubbery curves. She began to undress, timidly undoing knots and ties and holding each article out beside the bed before dropping them. Soon, she was entirely disrobed, even down to the ribbons she kept in her hair which now flowed down her back and stopped above the curve of her soft rump, and was split on the sides by her short, supple ears.
She turned her head to look back at him. Her kappafaced lips had lost their smile, but they remained so confidently neutral. In this moment, she was a baroque painting come to heart-fluttering life.
He stared back at her, with equal assurance of the coming deed. As he held out his hands and laced his fingers above his lap, she turned away and maneuvered her heavy self over him. Finally straddled over his waist, squeezing his hips with her trunk-like legs, she squatted and gently settled her rump in his palms.
Necromancer here.
Hit 80 not too long ago (it was my first 80)
How viable is running zerk armor PvE solo (warhorn _ dagger) and Ogdens armor in dungeons + staff (for max condition dmg)
Her thighs began to quake.
Then, the rest of her. She was shivering, though not due to the cold.
Her claws balled up into fists and shook. She lowered her head and squeezed his hips with her legs and little moans squeaked out of her, her own strenuous efforts eeking out quick gasps and embarrassed grunts.
Amidst Sajjica's trembling, Tristian felt the smooth peak of an object poke out from her buns. As more of it was revealed, he felt it being laid into his cupped hands. An obloid ovoid, slick with birthing slime and intensely warm to the touch, was slowly being squeezed out. Sajjica continued to grunt and quake and squirm and finally -
Finally.
The egg was freshly laid.
Sajjica panted. Panted and shook, staring out with wild eyes. In the stunned silence, Tristian slid his palms out from under her rump. The object shone in the candlelight. Glistened. It was a perfect egg, slathered his lover's juices.
He smiled. He grinned. He cherished it.
"Look," he said, with hastened cadence.
He bumped her shoulder with his cupped hands.
"Look!" he repeated with an elated chuckle. He quickly coughed and muted his boisterousness, swallowing and smiling. Sajjica looked over her shoulder, her long silky hair cascading to the side. Upon setting her eyes on the egg, she giggled breathlessly.
"You've done it."
Tristian simply beamed at her. Sajjica huffed in bewildered delight again and tenderly probed at his hands with hers. Her eyes flicked up to his as he rolled the wet egg into her hands. The bond between there gaze was magical enough to wake another dragon.
Holding the egg, Sajjica scooted up his body until she rested atop his chest. Tristian nestled his chin beside her head and snaked his arms around her stomach, embracing her entirely. He chuckled warmly, his soft, welcoming grin spanning ear to ear. A kiss from his lips was planted on Sajjica's flushed cheeks, then another on the apex of her ear.
"What shall we do with it?" she said timidly, holding it before her reverently.
"We're going to put it on the shelf, with all the others," Tristian murmured in her ear, kissing it again on the soft inner flesh. Her ears wiggled, and she giggled, wincing away from the tickling sensation of his stubble.
"I'm so proud of you."
...
>>78083898
This is where I am.
>>78085035
Once after I tried to fall into the thaumanova center from Steam Ogre's platform I hit the invisible wall and died. My body had this loot-sparkle aswell.
>>78085223
All of the animation glitches like that I know about are client side.
Here's an old screenshot of another animation glitch. Guard's downed1 skill. The beam will even shoot across the entire map connecting the Guard's right hand and the target's hitbox.
>>78085362
Always zerk in PvE. Never condi in dungeons.
Zerk not only does the damage faster, it does more period. Conditions cap at 25 applications (or max duration for burning and poison) so even in idle situations you're only ever going to do that much damage. Probably while a zerk warrior does twice the damage in half the time.
Save condi gear for WvW roaming and the like.
Am I the only one here who thinks that most of the standouts for Jeremy Soule in this soundtrack are Ascalon pieces?
>>78085035
I, too, have been sparkly. I believe it came from looting.
>>78083898
>>78084000
Both at the same time
>>78085724
>>78085598
Weird. I didn't even know this specific animation glitch even existed before today.
>>78085035
I've had that happen to me a few times in recent months. No clue what causes it. I just ignore it and move on because it usually wears off after a bit.
>>78085613
Ye olde animation locking wasn't (pic related), but that's been kill for a long while now. Aside from guardian GS which I'm not sure how to lock but have seen people do it.
And I've had similar happen like that guard1 skill happen in PvP. Had a scepter ele's auto glitch out like that and stay locked on me even after they swapped elements and the like. Made it hard to know when they were actually back in air (without looking) but made them easy to track at least.
>>78085708
Nah, those are the only ones that more or less don't sound lumped in with all of the other ambient tracks he composed specifically for GW2.
I still have suspicions that "A Land Restored" was originally meant for Orr though.
>>78085007
>>78085118
>>78085235
>>78085363
>>78085480
>>78085035
>>78085724
Walking lootbags, just like in WvW
>>78083595
>>78084000
>find new armor you like
>feel compelled to make a new character just to wear that armor even if you never play them
Good thing I have all these level 20 xp scrolls
>>78086252
Or it could've meant the land restored after the searing/foefire
>>78086087
Guardian gs bug seems to be related to looting in some way or I've just run into a heap of lucky consequences
>>78086372
I meant the composition. I wasn't talking about the title.
>>78086012
For me it wore off after the first downed. Which is different from that Guard animation glitch example, because that one lasts for the entirety of the instance.
While we're talking animation glitches, might as well post another one. I'm sure everyone's seen this one a few times. When you change to/from a ghost in AC P3 your last animation you were doing (before you change forms) continues that animation (jumping/running/sleeping/sitting). Now that I think about it, I wonder if you can get your afterimage to /dance, or even use the How To Dance P2W dances...
>>78086087it's still possible to lock some animations, I was locking Asura flurry animation last night, flying in the air swinging around swords, also locked greatsword whirlwind attack
>>78065457
her face is fucking creepy. This is not asura, this is some monster from Middle Ages stories.
>>78086503Are you a furry?
>>78086503
The ghost you create is just the frame of the animation you were in when you transformed. It can't be interacted in any waygood to see you posting again :3c
>>78086252
Well, Ascalon is quite literally "A Land Restored." Go back to GW1 and see how far it's come.
>>78086503
MINDFAG, you're back!erp with me
>>78086890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-RqMEW0yko
let me just take care of this for you.
>>78087510
Memories~
Running a zerker necro, what should my weapons be? Since im pretty new at being 80.
I dont really trust year old guides.
is 2 daggers viable? i was thinking maybe an axe and dagger or something
>>78087901
I like axe/dagger or dagger/focua
>>78087901
Depends on what you play obviously. Dagger has best DPS for PvE, axe is good too so a combination of dagger mh, axe, warhorn and maybe focus is probably solid. Having a backup staff in case you need 1200 range for something isn't a bad idea either
For wubwub you want staff, axe+wh. For sPvP almost anything goes
Ok so I haven't touched the game in a long long time. I logged in and this is what I see. Why are there so many people here? Also I'm equipped in all orange gear, is that decent? I'm mainly coming back to play some WvWvW every once in awhile.
>Do TA story with 2 others just cuz
>Foalain comes down at the end to chat
>FGS her to death before she vanishes
>She dies and drops a champ bag
neat
>>78088382
Orange gear is one tier below pink gear, but pink gear costs your soul to craft for a 1% stat bonus over orange.
That said, depends on the stats on that orange gear. And what runes and sigils you put in that gear.
You should be fine stat wise, now just make sure you know what you're doing,
>>78086087
Ahh right. Similar thing with how you used to be able to lock some of the How to Dance dances. Run around pumping your arms, or doing two different dances at the same time. But you know Anet's stance on fun.
>>78086664
Yeah the ghosts are boring. Even outside of their animation glitches, they can't even /dance.Thanks anon! I hadn't entirely stopped, just massively scaled back my posting in general, also most of my recent pics posted were gw1 pics. 2sneaky4u
>>78087510
gw2g silly
>>78080048
all that karma with so many things to spend it on
>>78088382
>I logged in and this is what I see.
How are you playing GW2 if you're blind?
New to Guild Wars, I've got a Sylvari Ranger at level 19. I'm focusing on Shortbows with a focus on condition damage? Is this a good build, or are there better ones?
>>78088507
I did that at least twice back before they even had champ bags. Apparently she had blood vials in her drop table.
>>78088563
>>78088528
>>78088536
Anyway, it seems they changed the trait system as well. What's cookie cutter thief for pvp right now? And should I be using d/d and bow?
>>78087510
>not posting the musical one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Y6hHYuXOd
>>78088528
>1%
It's closer to 5
>>78088679
It really doesn't matter if you're leveling
>>78088679
It's fine. The key thing is that you're smart enough to realize you should put points into condi damage whilst using a shortbow.
People will tell you to go full power/precision/fero and use a GS later on, but, man, do what you want.
>>78088762
D/D
P/D or SB
6/6/0/0/2
>>78088679
You're fine for levelling, but my advice is to learn to use a GS and traps if you see yourself doing anything with a group in the future.
That being said, don't bearbow. Red moa and jungle stalker both have decent buffs if you need a go-to for pets.
>>78088762
There's no set build, and even with the popular definitive builds, people shift around their own tweaks to better fit them.
d/d and bow will wreck just fine.
>>78088845
>Do what you want
You're trying to have fun aren't you faggot?
Get out.
>>78089003
>>78088929
Alrighty thanks one last question, are any of these currencies useful to me right now?
>>78089208
Gold is useless, send to me in thanks
>>78089206
Um. All forms of currency have some use, anon.
Unfortunately you don't really have enough dungeon tokens to buy anything other than a hat, boots, or gloves from the Citadel of Flame vendor for those carvings, the CoF vendor has items with Berserker stats, which you'll want. So there's that. One free item for you!
Also, remember to log in to all of your characters so their money/tokens/karma gets uploaded into your account wallet.
Exchange those gems for a spot of gold, that should be enough to get you the right gear buying it from the TP. Not counting any fancy runes or sigils.
I have 2m karma
I don't want a legendary
spend on jewelry boxes, y/n?
>>78089670
yes post results
>>78089670
>>78089737
I'm predicting 15 mini Risen Priests.
>>78089737
okay!
Tomorrow, though
Good night!
So what is this mega server thing? Does it affect WvWvW?
Sparklecat Furries On-Notice Board:
ALLY
RAWR
WISP
Keep them on watch
>>78090009
> not having [FURS]
What are you even doing
>>78090121
Furs is a dedicated furry guild. Of course they're furries. They aren't trying to be Charr at all
>>78089963
Negatory. It just mishmashes servers together in order to completely fill zones before moving on to overflows. At least that's the theory.
>tfw your mentor will never notice you
>>78090009
Isn't the new [DIME] something about vampires or something? I suppose that's not trying to masquerade as Charr though.
Why do I see thieves with 3 signets running around all the time. Is this normal, are our active skills really this shit.
>>78089670
I recommend auto mouse clicker. I chomped through 800k once and it would have been a pain without it
>>78088532I figured you were around because you replied to the gw2 forum thread some anon posted earlier
>>78090252
Ok, I wasn't sure what you were going for in your post.
Is there a point to playing anymore after you get exotics. I mean ascended gear looks annoying as fuck to farm and all there's left is PvP or PvE for gear to transmute.
>>78090495
Probably bad thieves, you will never see a thief not having shadowstep and shadow refuge.
>>78090640
ascended trinkets are easy as shit to get and you get almost double your damage
>>78090640
What >>78090713 said. Most of your stats actually come from your trinkets, so your end goal is ascended trinkets + exotic armor/weaps.
People who get ascended armor and weaps are just hardcore min/max folk who are willing to put in the grind for a negligible increase.
>>78090905
>>78090713
Alright but then what? Is there content that actually rewards you with something useful or cool at the very least? I just want a reason to play again.
>>78090713
>you get almost double your damage
>>78091012
frogs
where the best places to park your character to sit back and relax
>>78091012
then think of one yourself
If you've tried everything and nothing hooks you, then go play another game and try again later.
eotm roaming, climbing the fractals, dungeon speedrunning, cheevos... Have you explored a lot? Seen every nook and cranny of dry top?
>>78091195
BC Factorium TC Shard
>>78091251
I've done all my exploring leveling and I had tons of fun doing but leveling another class seems like a chore right now. I think it is time to give up on GW2 right now, it just seems so lacking in things I actually want to do.
>>78091357
It's okay buddy, it'll always be here for you. Maybe some of us, too.
>>78091569ive started playing ffxiv since it's more traditional mmo and quenches my WoW thirst without being WoW
but dont tell this general
>>78091659your secret's safe with me ;)
>>78090696
>I only run sr on certain fractals and speed dungeons and never run shit step
And I'd like to think I'm very far from shitty
>>78091569
>gw2 player leaves for archeage to find at it too is shit
>>78091821
>22/5/13
where do you think we are?
>>78092028
I got into the last beta weekend and my god the game is awful. Looks and preforms worse than GW2 while trying to be like it in terms of combat. Then I saw the F2P thing they did with how many of a certain resource you get a day and got the fuck out of that game in an hour. Really not worth playing. Maybe it'll get better in the future with more updates but the P2W aspect is going to kill it before that happens.
>>78092162
The mists.
When this general finally dies in the eventual future I'll realize that this isn't just an awful warp in time at all.
>spend time trying to make an Asura Samurai
>look fine in gameplay and stills
>look chinky as shit in cutscenes because of eye squint
>>78092349
HAHA holy shit, what have you done?
>>78092349
That looks pretty good, what armor is that? And what dyes?
>>78092443
it's the ninja outfit, I dyed it to match the katana.. that is.. abyss, iron, black cherry, and gold
>>78092162
>Princess face
>Princess hair
>Rox horns
Anon please end yourself
>>78092632
>not liking fluffy princesses
Newely returning to the game. What do I need to do to get in to PvP? Are there smaller battlegrounds or is WvW the only stuff worth doing? How good are Elementalists right now?
>>78092028
The lore of Archage is so painfully fucking boring and the race lineup is just ugh (humans #1, humans #2, elves, furbait).
I fucking hate GW2 but every time I look at other games I feel spoiled by comparison.
>>78092716
>What do I need to do to get in to PvP?
Nothing. Make a character. You're automatically upscaled to 80 in PvP and can select all your skills, equipment, traits etc through menus.
> Are there smaller battlegrounds or is WvW the only stuff worth doing?
I don't really understand this question. The WvW maps have people actually doing WvW. Edge of the Mists is a roaming map but people just zerg around in a circle all day long over there to farm karma, experience and bags.
> How good are Elementalists right now?
Easymode and best class for PvE (going to be nerfed in the September patch almost for sure), harder in PvP.
>>78092349
How is his face like outside of cutscenes?
>>78092925
That's convenient.
I mean like 2v2, 3v3. Smaller, team based stuff.
>>78092971
kind of chinky but not THAT chinky.
I think it's because in Asura cutscenes you're supposed to be kind of a smug asshole most the time.
>>78093379
I wish my asura kept being a smug asshole, until she joined one of the orders.
>>78092349
>That face
>That NPC name
>That dialogue
I think my sides just left the galaxy.
>Wake up
>Updates
What's happening?
>>78093636
Certain pastries no longer induce legendary heroism.
>>78093707
>>78092632
why would you say something so mean T_T
Oh god...
>>78093832
I have not met a single charr player who didn't have autism
>>78093987
OH GOD
>>78094158
>>78090009
>>78090252
>the person posting this is such a furry he calls out other furries for not being charr enough
>>78083595
>tfw you like the simplistic look of some of the more common armorsets, also like using natural/cheap dyes
>tfw someone in wvw says he thought you were a scrub because you were running around in brown emblazoned gear
>>78094359
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So now that HOPE isnt fun posting here anymore and riling up you autists, this general is now furfags and ratfuckers?
Expansion?
Revamp to PvP?
Fucking anything other than gemstore updates?
I have 3k gold on my acc, 5-6 precursors that arent soulbound and 2 legendaries. Should I finally sell my account to a friend and give up caring about this game?
>>78096192
Good luck trying to sell it. I haven't been able to find anyone to buy mine.
My friend wants to try this game on my PC but I don't know what class to let him play.
H-help.
inb4tellhimtofindanothergame
>>78096551
Ele, warrior
What the most fun class?
>>78097221
warrior
>>78097221
fun? personally i found Engineer, Necro and Guardian allot of fun.
But dont expect Engineer or Necro to be viable though ... they're fun, but not really all that viable.
>>78097221
Engineer, elementalist, ranger. These are the most fun.
>>78097513
>engi not viabl
>>78097513
>But dont expect Engineer or Necro to be viable though
Why?
>>78097221
Fun? Ranger.
>>78097513
>engy not viable
are we playing the same game?
>>78097657
>>78097993
>>78098071
>>78096192
You should have done it a long time ago. Me too, fwiw.
finishing up map completion when this glitch shows up. who does she think she is?
>>78098051
what is fun about ranger?
>>78098409
going to dungeons with bearbow
>>78098409
in wvw, it's like playing adc in lol if you've ever done that
Usually just one or two escapes, high sustained ranged damage, have to manage positioning carefully in skirmishes or just instantly explode to a faggot thief
talking about glass LB of course
>>78085480
>>78085363
>>78085118
>>78085007
this is amazing, thank you so much you have made it come to life in a way that i find it perfect!
Can someone please explain to me why GW2 attracts so many furries and dickgirl lovers?
>>78099871
thats 4chan
>>78099871
Rat and fur characters attract Tumblr.
Tumblr attracts more Tumblr.
>>78099871
>>78098231
Rub her ears and ask her her name
>>78099871
It doesn't. You're just finding the only thing that you're looking for.
So what do you think 'game improvements' is
>>78100536
Hire an actual writer for storyline content.
>>78099871
It doesn't, both of those things are endemic to the internet as a whole by default.
What you're seeing here and now is most of the people who actually played the game have moved on to greener pastures and ERP sluts are all that's left.
>>78100015
> implying tumblrites have skin thick enough to go on 4chan
>>78100654
>Implying they don't enjoy their anger
They come here to be offended, it's their sustenance, they live off it.
>>78100951
As do we all. Praise be to the 4chans.
What are the chances of Angel leaving the company as well?
>>78101021
Zero to none.
She makes a decent living for herself sitting pretty and spending only a day every reason coming up with the story.
