Raging Fucktard Edition
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>DARK SOULS 2
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>DLC: Santa's Revenge
http://youtu.be/HcjmioTofm8 [Embed]
>Official Patch Notes/Player Stats/Server Status
http://farfire.darksoulsii.com/
>Wiki
http://darksouls2.wikidot.com/
>Character Planners
http://gamehubbs.com/darksouls2/builds/
https://sites.google.com/site/darksouls2stats/
>DS2 Stats Softcaps and Agility Info
http://pastebin.com/vBzS8YSE
>Buff Duration Scaling
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FjSwM_ax2VdMl4tcwUDeyXE989SmYBrcI1MKWUe4800/
>Post-1.08 Weapon Scaling
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16VTSt4YkfppS1YZuK8kYj0WS_Mo4vuNxnGHf2StmQic/
>Weapon AR Calculator
https://bb4f3a1a9993fc2a9dad5f73b05a48779cba04f0.googledrive.com/host/0BxQ-6N1MSsrsZTk0dWpSVU5BVFk/calculator.html
>Soul Memory Visualizer
http://jakebarnes.com.au/ds2sm/
>Name Censor Check
http://omgftw.github.io/DarkSouls2CensorCheck/
>NG+ Checklist, Merchant and Farming Info
http://pastebin.com/C4VGcUAU
>No-Bonfire Run Guide
http://pastebin.com/F9Bfhdci
>Cheat Engine Guide
http://pastebin.com/KFk5qX0z
>Artbook Scans
http://www.mediafire.com/download/t85oouwvqv6al5n
>Dark Souls 2 Full OST (Courtesy of Andantil)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/114z8l32zdd0xjc/DaS+2+OST+extracted.rar
>/dsg/ Player List
http://pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>IRC
#/vg/DarkSouls on irc.rizon.net
>Draw
http://imgur.com/a/wwtuf
>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/XAKqDi5H
>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a
>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/AvLWNjWP
>BLOODBORNE
http://pastebin.com/fgpDAT3R
Nth for Burgerkign Greataxe being better than peole say it is
Repost:
So if I wanted to drop myself 99 Cracked Red Eye Orbs on my Dhalsim cosplay (I'm bored of farming them through the combination of shitty internet and using the vanquisher's seal), what's the chance that I would get banned?
As a separate question, I'm also missing a piece of armor that would complete the cosplay, but it the fucking thing will not goddamn drop. What about that?
I guess no one exactly knows what can get you banned, right?
First for laser eyes
>GIANT ENEMY CRAB HAS INVADED
>this fucking thing shows up
>beats the shit out of me
I'm not even mad. This is awesome.
![King's Field II [U] [SLUS-00255]-front.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jFCarFY.jpg "King's Field II [U] [SLUS-00255]-front.jpg")
nth for why havent you played the A-team version of dark souls 2?
Post more terrible faces
Reminder that cheaters get banned.
>>76421954
Are there people who think it's bad? It has great damage, great range, the R1 is a wide, hard to dodge sweep and the R2 is a multi hit spin.
nth for new event when?
>>76421985
I can't deal with the first person in it. Gives me motion sickness for some reason.
>>76421986
Who here wants to get their shit kicked in?
>>76421985
because I gotta play the first one...well, first.
On a side note, bones.
>>76422049
High weight
INT/FTH requirements
Helberd style sweet spot
No rolling AOE attack like with a Greataxe
>>76422117
>using that horrible preset
epic waifu ! !
>>76422117
>Shit face
>Shit weapon
Yah..nah
>>76422192
>preset
plsss
>>76422230
I'll fight you kid and I'll own your ass.
>>76422117
>Female
>No fashion sense
>No secondary weapons
>SL150
I see zero reason to bother even talking to you, let alone playing with you.
>>76422271
probably because you're scared and know you'll lose
will using that mule save in any way get me banned?
also in the same boat as >>76421957
>>76422137
>stretching the game to widescreen
>having the console resolution when you can render the game in glorious high definition
anon pls
>>76422271
Why is 150 a bad thing?
>>76422325
Maybe, since you're an overleveled loser who needs crutch HP and armor to play
>>76422379
>150
>overleved
Wut r u retarded m8?
>>76422365
>Leveling past 60
Why would you ever do this? Just CE yourself to 800 if that's the way you're going anyway.
>>76422379
>sl 150
>overleveled
nigger, you're tripping
>>76422458
>>76422467
>Reddit children immediately rush to defend their precious meta
It's overleveled as fuck, get over it.
>>76422379
>overleveled
>>76422379
>overleveled
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>76422530
You are literally autistic as fuck. Kill yourself
>>76422379
>150 is overleveled
This fucking guy right here.
>>76422467
No, Kobra isn't tripping for once, which is why I actually have to see his stupid posts.
>>76422647
>Thinks SL150 is excusable
>Calls others autistic
Oh the irony
>>76422265
>>76422117
>>76422379
Can you nerds stop falling for this b8, report and move the fuck on.
>>76422336
I'm supposing from the resounding lack of answers that look like/am an idiot and no one here has been banned for cheating 99 items or using the mule?
>>76422697
>not being part of the SL 130 meta
You're only giving up ADP.
>>76422753
I use CE from like 2 months almost everyday and this softban thing seems bullshit to me
>>76422753
Online, that is.
Please put "/dsg/" in the title. Come on man.
>>76421961
So, I'm terribly, terribly drunk right now, and high on adderall. Just finished my weekly D&D game and I'm feeling good. Can I draw anything for you, /dsg/? Don't expect quality.
Hey guys, what weapons should I use with my Sl 838 build?
>>76422813
our hacker e-celebs have reported having been banned on at least one account, cliffy says he has two banned accounts.
from is just incredibly inconsistent with softbans. which supports the theory that they are hand-issued.
>>76422871
Drakeblood knight raping a Shulva priestessyou know this is canon
>>76422910
I don't know, I use CE online and I have no problems
Maybe the ban is only if your soul memory exceeds the SL, like someone said?
cause I'm 150 with metacap and I'm just adding items
>mfw speedhacking online for the first time
I have tasted the forbidden fruit, and its juices are sweet.
>>76422871
Use your space warping powers to draw the perfect re enactment of the roenna porn
>>76422753
I willingly let all of Oroboto's faggot community rape my Steam profile yesterday after blowing his equipment up and I am still not softbanned
>>76422947
Do you have a picture of the Shulva priestesses? I can't seem to find any.
>>76422986
>cliff racer speedhacks so much that normal speed looks like slow motion to him
it's the secret way to get gud, like training in a gravity chamber in DBZ.
>>76422910
don't even bother, these retards won't believe it even if from fingered their asses while saying that softbans are real
>>76422979
If that's so, I haven't been touched, and I've been screwing with people as an 838 with a moveswapped Smelter Sword for at least the past week.
>manvsgame found a way to counter santa claus' shenanigans without CE
time to think up something new
>>76423126
you better have it swapped to the monscim powerstance, anon.
To the guy I was arguing with a while ago about life +2 vs quartz +2.
If you're using a weapon without innate elemental damage then infusing it will get it 50/50 split before the buff. When buffing if the weapon is at 116.66/116.66 you'll end up with a 35/65 split (116.66/216.66). Below 11.6 favors elemental damage, above favors physical. Since most weapons will definitely be above that point you'll still need a lot of resistance before quartz +2 surpassing life +2. For example a chaos blade is 175/175, after a buff the split is 37/63 (175/292.5). Of course this isn't counting scaling.
Either way, like you said, once you lose the bonus health from life +2 swapping to a quartz +2 is always better.
Starting my second character, going dex and int, a few questions
What strength level should I go for as a minimum to wield weapons early on? I am stuck with the dagger atm
What do I need to know as a beginner to sorceries?
Also are there any covenants that go well with dex/int?
>>76423126
welp
FS is fucking up
>>76423158
Damn right I did.
>>76422986
>speedhacking against trainer babies
>speedhacking against sl 838 bridge gankers
>speedhacking against dual spears monscim metashitters
Oh it feels so good.
>>76423052
There are no uncorrupted priestesses we see, so how she looks will be up to your discretion.
>>76423150
what, disconnecting? suicide?
nothing new. just last night i found a way to throw around 100 acid pots in the same frame. no escape.
>>76423232
I AM COMPLETE
>>76423150
Is it just not accepting his gifts much like another particular steamer?
>>76423232
>not putting up a screen during your stream and saying that you ownt the hacker like Dark Lord Sen
By the way guys, if you use buffs, you can cycle in the ring that increases buff duration when you cast the buff and cycle in another ring and keep the bonus buff duration. There's basically no reason not to do this other than laziness
>powerstancing whips for the first time
Dear lord this is delicious. What's the best combo of whips? Anybody tried powerstanced Notched Whips?
>>76423232
No. You know how santa sometimes drops a billion +14 transgressor's staves around bonfires so you risk accidentally picking one up? And dropped items now stay there even after you leave the area, die or restart the game, so that bonfire becomes a minefield forever? You can make them disappear if you drop 30 individual lifegems and clean the area.
Ornsteven the Dragonlayer and Confectioner Smaugh
Cumming soon to a cinema near you
>>76423274
I mean, almost. Still gotta wear mirror knight hands n legs.
>>76423209
>the damage output from rapid fire spells can kill trainerkiddies and sometimes even inf health script users
>lesser wizards always friend me and try to get me to spoonfeed them
>>76423150
Let me guess, the same counter as DLS?
Which one is more suitable for PvP;
Normal Chaos Blade with 40 dex, or
Dark Chaos Blade with 20 dex and 30/30 int/fai?
>replaying demons souls
>framerate quite possible in the single digits
god i hope they at least have an option to opt for framerate like in tlou remastered. i cant even play fps games at 60hz
>>76423348
>bellkeeper helm and sentinel armor
Huh. I figured aurous armor and vengarl's helm would do it. Is the plume more important than the lion face?
Hey Lunavgit gud
>he doesn't protect the sanctum from filthy desecrators and dragonslayers
Plebs, all of you. Join me in the struggle.
>>76423467
>Is the plume more important than the lion face?
In my opinion, yes.
>>76423527
Oh man, should I use the white ring, too?
>>76423445
on my console des has the best and the most constant framerate, das1 is playable and das2 i can't even play anymore with that chuggy 15-20 fps
>>76421896
>[Embed]
>no /dsg/
you tried
>>76423730
i just wanted to see messi win :c
god these crossbow R2's are insane, you can snipe people out of roll because they roll too early and the hitbox is huge, so is the projectile.. and satisifying as fuck, it feels like you're firing a missile
>>76423527
then why not the heide helm thing?
with the stupidly long plume.
How's my fashion souls doing dsg.
>>76423791
too bad the repeater's is ideally used at close range, where you're punishable as fuck.
>>76423839
>Steel Helm with King's Armor
Good taste, same as me.
>>76423150
It wasn't even a shenanigan, it was just a +10 drakekeeper's greathammer.
>Father Christmas donated to MvG.
Santa, please don't tell me you donated to MvG.
is there any reason to min max armor except for the bonus stuff?
since poise is still useless against anything wielded two handed and resistance feeling kind of useless you might as well roll helm of choice + jester + engraved + new sneaky fall boots
>>76423348
>Not playing armorless Smough
>>76423527
I love these cospoors. Can't think of any clever ones myself. Most I could think of was Crossbread Pamela in archdrake robes, bright blue hair and a full moon sickle or something. Maybe Excellent Charley. Lucatiel's hat, pardoner coat? I got nothing.
>>76423934
oh shit, he's playing?
is he in offline mode?
>>76423995
Poise is great against straight swords, as long as you dodge all 2hr2s they can't do anything to you.
>>76423187
>dex and int
why
>What strength level should I go for as a minimum to wield weapons early on?
it tells you on the item you wanna usei get 10 STR at first for equip requirements plus later it means you can 2hand weapons which require up to 20 STR
>>76424049
>Thinking that anyone will be able to see it
>>76423520
That helm would look a lot better if you were hallowed. Are the sanctum knights hollow? I've never gotten a good look at their faces.
>>76424095
I haven't seen a straight sword in ages
It's all spears, katanas, poke swords and that random guy with his UGS
>>76423878
I'm mainly talking about the single shot r2 one, It does insane amounts of damage and im at 400k SM only, guess it sucks at 2mil probably but still
>>76424138
they have no face though, its just blackness inside the helmet
>>76424126
i wanted to try a sorcery character, I heard dex worked well with it for a few reasons
>>76424167
You haven't seen anygudpeople then. If you ignore poise at least go for armor with good elemental resistances. You can often give up like 5 physical reduction for 10% elemental.
>>76423934
then I won't.he's not an asshole
>SANTA IS STILL DONATING TO MVG
Santa, please stop it. Why are you giving this guy Money. He already makes mega twitch buxs.
>>76423934
>>76423930
sm/character name?
>>76424268
I might try doing the same cosplay with my pitch black guy
>>76424283
where to find gud people?
apparently they don't roam bridge or arena
is there a secret spot for gud people?inb4 dsg fc
>>76424370
Victor 15m ng+
he's effigying all over the place so you only get one chance
>>76424049
>implying Smough was fat and not in fact fit as fuck
>>76424274
oh right of course, i got confused about what you were thinking
lel, santa getting btfo faggot
How do you take screenshots that show the effects of gedosato+GEM? I've tried steam's screenshots, gedosato's screenshots, and just having FRAPS running apparently causes the injector to fail completely.
>>76424417
meh
>>76424459
Are you upset?
Did the world shift into some kind of bizarro mode while I wasn't looking?
>>76424474
w-windows snipping tool?
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>76424526
im SO UPSET you can't even begin to imagine
>>76424387
cool idea, didnt think about that
>>76424548
This actually works, I can take screenshots of my game with Gedo and SweetFX visible.
I usually play in windowed mode so that I can read /dsg/ while playing, which is why I use the quickscoping tool
>>76424404
You'll probably have better luck when the almost everyone stops playing. I only go to the arena because bridge people a shit, and I still rarely find someone that's not relying on their gear to win.
If you're here, I salute you.
>>76422947
>>76423221
>>76424740
thank you
>>76424740
l-lewd
>>76424740
>No laser eyes
>>76424726
Doing gods work
>>76424726
>jester armor
you're not much better than those he smites
>>76424363
>MVG
who?
>>76424548
>>76424636
Yep, just tried it and it worked. Thanks anons.
Does the Warped Sword have op parry on L2 non ps?
Do you guys know an economic capture card for consoles? Don't really care about qualitiy actually.
>>76424942
your cellphone camera
>>76424884
It should. Test it. I'm actually pretty sure you can get a rapier parry while power stanced if you dual wield the Warped Sword in the left and the Rapier in the right, which is cool.
>no nude mods
if we can have pepperoni nipple quaelag then we can have that too
>>76424740
why are you so lewd anon-kun
>>76424827
Man vs Game
>mfw santa wasted at least $10 to try and get his shenanigans to work
>>76424964
Was thinking about that too, I'm too scared since I'll probably upload pics of my dick by mistake so I never use it.
>>76424983
I am too much of a scrub to pull of a rapier parry
I was looking into warped sword | sun sword because straight sword is best sword
>>76425032i wouldn't even mind
>>76425028
It ain't shenanigans, It's santa spreading the christmas cheer. MvG isn't an Asshole: )
Will using the mule in the pastebin get me banned? Alternatively, if I use the mule on a different account that has been granted rights to play the game, if that account gets banned, will any or all linked accounts be banned?
>>76425000
W-We have them
>>76425028
Saw that guy streaming but never went in his channel, is he any good?
>>76425082Most people on Facebook think I'm a little girl, don't want to show them the rude truth like that
>>76425115
i used to think he wasn't an asshole, and then the sub only mode happened.
fuck him and anyone that used sub only mode.
why do people praise santa? he's a cunt who literally removes the games playerbase. soon it'll be deader than das
>>76425115
>>76425056
>someone said it on 4chan so it must be true
>>76425165
>that spoiler
wait what
>>76425165
>Most people on Facebook think I'm a little girl, don't want to show them the rude truth like that
>>76425173
>twitch chat
he's a normfag e-celeb shit that should fuck off, and you're a complete cunt m8
>>76425165
>Saw that guy streaming but never went in his channel, is he any good?
Yeah, I find him pretty entertaining.
It can get a bit monotonous at times when he gets stuck on one part, or dicks around with no progress, but they aren't too common.
Also it helps if you like the variety of games he plays, which I happen to.
>>76425181
when a mans' word can't be taken seriously nowadays, geez..
What does /dsg/ think of my thief fashion?
Thief mask
Manikin top
King's gauntlets
Drakeblood leggings
Manikin knife
Manikin shield (because I like to earn my parries, thanks)
>>76425165
Show them then, you little slut
shit, Sinh is a tough guy. I broke 3 weapons while fighting with him, and I'm kind of high level (120sl, 1mln sm first run). Also no human phantom seems willing to do some jolly coop in the dlc..
>>76425173
MVG regularly pulls in thousands of viewers. Unrestricted chat can get problematic, especially when he often asks them for advice.I invaded him way back in NG and he was suprisingly cool about it
>>76425312
>Drakeblood Leggings
Loud/10
>>76425312
looks like a generic thief m8
also I started to dislike the manikin knife when I found out it had blue dots on it, it looks wierd
>>76425305
What program do you use to take screenshots?
>>76425174
>who literally removes the games playerbase.
expain yourself
>>76425223
>>76425261
>>76425319B-But I really like being a slutty loli
>>76425360
I like that they have plating strapped to the front, but are otherwise leather
>>76425394
Puush. I have to since this is sandboxie and I can't screenshot regularly for some reason.
>>76425414
justdew it
and feel free to post it on here too
>>76425414
I was talking about the nudes you whore
>>76425174
>because hes our cunt and we are removing the fucking casuls
Getting rid of twitch shitters is the best way to make this game better.
>norm fags see twitch shitters because they are the 'face' of the community
>learn their horrible ways
>they will play the game thinking SM Rocks and SL 838 should be the meta
>they will literally be the biggest plague of cancer
We need to take em down at the source
>>76425331
what weapons were you using?
the only weapons that I need to repair powder during bosses is the old whip
>>76425312
>>76425312
the leggings look a bit more like a mail/plate piece of gear instead of a leather. I dont like that aspect
>>76425312
if it shines and rattles, you're fucking fired you shit thief
>>76425331
Have you upgraded your weapons to +10 anon?
I know that wont help durability, but you will do more damage so he will die faster so less durability lost
>>76425605
Claymore, greatsword and then the huge club.
Then I died.
Why is the cospoor so far away?
>>76425742
DLC.
>>76422036
Soft ban is fake guys cheat all you won't nothing will happen trust me
This man is your friend.
Are you doing your part and freeing him from his cold prison in other peoples worlds?
>>76425710
Only my claymore is, but my damage output with it was always enough to deal with every boss/area without having to change anything
Guess I'll think about upgrading pursuer greatsword or the bigass club, I have a 40/40
>>76425549
the dreadedcone FC raid the other day was fucking glorious
he'll think twice before ever hosting a FC again
>>76425828
or just use some fucking repair powder
christ
http://gamehubbs.com/darksouls2/builds/14235
Any advice for the build?
Haven't played in a few months and I noticed they dropped a balance patch. Is the pvp any better?
>>76425850
i missed it, what happened?
>>76425828
why not make it 40/20 if you're just using str weapons?
>>76425892
look at this pleb
repairing stuff is work for smiths pleb like you
I use weapons, I don't repair them
bugger off
>>76425850
Eh Idk he and his friend were laughing most of the time, unless i missed something near the end. I mean yea it gets annoying after a while but most twitch players just laugh because its funny
>>76425976
some decent changes.
Lightning Spears got nerfed, which really doesn't affect PvP. AoE faith spells work now though.
MonScim is back
Collector's Edition users are getting B&
>>76425162
Anyone?
>>76426006
40/40 is good for claymore, which is clearly his main bitch
>>76423791
>>76423520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT7Vv8lQ6SQ&feature=youtu.be
ayy lmao
>>76426046
They started laying game-crashing signs down.
the FC could not continue without them crashing every time they walked over the wrong sign, at the same time cliffy and some other guy was constantly invading and getting them almost every time.
>>76425827
Navlaan cosplay is fun as fuck
I've never actually got him to invade me though, so I have no clue what kinda spells he uses. Maybe I should do the trick that lets invaders pull the switch to let Navlaan out
>>76426128Set him free
Touching up my Hexing Warlock. What do you guys think of my fashion souls?
>>76426128
He uses Darkstorm, Dark Hail, Affinity and a unique version of Scraps of Life that homes in. He also uses his fists if you get him with Profound Still.
>>76426046
he was laughing because everything was fucking absurd
>>76426120
>cliff racer disguises himself as one of them
>they're constantly paranoid every sign will be him afterwards
>>76426193
he looks creepy! i would run away very quickly if I saw him coming towards me
good job dude!
>>76426089
That's all good and everything. As long as he doesn't have 7 ADP.
I love the Claymore, I just think it's a little weak this time. Even with 40/40
I just wish one of the "higher tier" versions had Claymore's moveset. All those twirly 2h GS movesets fucking suck
smaug + ornsteven > ruin sentinels x3
Drangleic ain't shit
DEEP LORE QUESTION.
After pursuer, when you're at the nest that takes you to Lost Bastille, if you turn around 180 there's a overgrown building with birds flying around it. What's that supposed to be?
Why would I go for pyromancy with 30/30 if I can just go hexes?
>>76426208
What about Forbidden sun? He gives it to you so I suppose a Navlaan cosplay could have that
>>76426313
He doesn't use pyros at all.
>>76426304
Variety?
>>76425992
deal w/ it
>>76426193
I fucking hate sandals but the symbol on the chest combined with the head piece is neat
>tfw will never enjoy the robflynnso because I absolutely MUST carry 6 weapons on me at all times
>>76426282
More like ruined sentinels.
>>76426193
It's shit, 10/10
>start DS2 for the first time in several weeks
>go to iron bridge for some pvp
>first fight, i get backstabbed while facing someone
>second fight, i reduce the guy to a pixel of health and he retreats to spam magic which of course ignores my iframes
>third guy is a combination of the above who hides behind alonne knights to heal
>fourth guy is monscim user who backsteps into the lava by mistake
>last guy is a teleporting BR
Fucking hell. I wish I'd never left Lordran.
>>76426193
It's amazing, 1/10
Anyone watch that Luxx chick on twitch? Is she decent at pvp?
>>76426382
Learn to hardswap, faggot. I'v e got a robflynn that runs almost 30 weapons.
>every crossbow except avelyn gets bonus from Rob & flynn
why?
>>76426120
What are name crashing signs? Also I loved PRINCU RICCARDU and he magicly transforms into cliff racer
>>76426264
>All those twirly 2h GS movesets fucking suck
Black Dragon Greatsword. It does 4 less damage than the bestmore and weighs 1 more, but you only need to be 25/16.
>>76426294
An overgrown building with birds flying around it
>>76426464
You know why, fucker.
>>76426046
>le cheats are funny xdddddddddddd
kill yourself you disgusting piece of shit
>>76426398
Always stay away from Iron keep; there's some better summons at Heide's and I've had really good invasions at the Tseldora campsite
That campsite should've really been the go-to place for duels, summons don't need to travel too far, there's a bonfire nearby, and the environment is good for battles.
>>76426505
game-crashing signs*
signs which crash games
Get ganked, nurd
>>76426264
Agreed. But I think a stronger sword with clay's moveset would make the other greatsword useless.
BKGS has the same 1hand moveset and it's good looking (extremely important in das weapon choice), but its high stamina consumption doesn't make it worth for me.
>>76426382
>>76426451
>not just gitting gud with one weapon
Using multiple weapons is a good thing to do, it makes certain encounters much easier. But learning how to beat every weapon and playstyle with one weapon will make you significantly better at pvp.
>>76426554
>being such a moralfaggot you can't see humor in funny things
Kill yourself you blue sentinel piece of shit.
>>76426571
Campsite is annoying because you're attacked by pigs the moment you warp there.
Why the fuck would I use Denial?
>>76426464
Try the sanctum repeater.
I'm glad they nerfed the Avelyn, that shit was horrible to fight against
>>76426630
half of /dsg/ uses it when some topics are brought up
dont ask me why
>>76426505
something involving a name that exceeds 31 characters, causing the sign to crash anyone that walks over it.
>>76426630
To deny
Now that you mention it, I've only ever see one person use it since the DLC
Cum n getit.
>>76426571
We need to make the first crypt bonfire a hotspot. It's flat, there are no enemies, and the bonfire is right fucking there.
>>76426595
Yeah I was in love/hate relationship with DGS pre-nerf. I hated the 2h moveset but it had like 150-200 more AR than anything else so it felt dumb not to use it.
If I can't have Bestmore moveset I guess I'll have to settle for the Bastard sword moves.
I think Mastodon has the same one.
>>76426739
post that sm i want to come sayHello!
>>76426554
Why the fuck are you so mad you dingus? I never said I thought they were funny but the twitch streamers usually do. Jesus fuck a nigger must've bent you over and cast infinite rapid fire forbidden suns up your ass or something.
Fucking way of baby blues
>>76426779
Yeah sure. Then you'll crash my game forever, right?
>>76426681
>>76426708>tfw was hoping people would get the reference from last night stream where DLS became insane
>>76426816
Why would i do that?
>>76426879
Because it's what dsg would do.
What's up with those Tseldora spiders?
I ran hrough the area twice and they dropped so many Zweihanders, Bandit Axes and Prrying daggers its not even funnyNo, that's not itemswap
>>76426842
I don't watch streamers anon
What happened anyway? I heard he was cutting the stream randomly whenever people invaded
>everyone's being banned
>some are being banned
>no one's being banned
>muler's are being banned
>muler's aren't being banned
>you only get banned if your SM and SL and Stats are out of whack
>CE is unbannable
>I USED CE AND GOT BANNED
>you NEVER get banned EVER!
Jesus fuck you people.
>>76426905
have you ever heard of someone not streaming getting coal?
>>76426907
spiders and the fuckers at 1st Aldia bonfire drop random weapons for whatever reason.
My mage has like 15 Zwei from Freja farming.
>>76426304
Pyromancy is a complementary magic.
You aren't really meant to go 30/30 with it, that's just the best spread for using Pyromancy with other magic.
Pyromancy can be used by any character, but is especially effective with people who are already casters, because of how Fire bonus works.
It''s not that much of a loss to go 1/8.
http://gamehubbs.com/darksouls2/builds/14238
rate my hexer please
>>76426816
>>76426905
i might enjoy tossing a few thousand great chaos fireballs in your general direction, but i would never do more than that to someone i knew was from here.
>>76426930
>inb4 "softbans are just a meme! a ruse!"
>>76427015
>believing in the buns
>>76426987
fuck, should be darkstorm instead of numbess
>>76426970
>>76426989
OKay, fine, we're at ~150k, belfry luna, NG
I really wish From would've done more with Doors of Pharros. I mean excluding the optional area, its just a straight walk past two stupidly weak Gyrms.
>>76427039
Don't say the forbidden word anon, or you'll get b
>>76426842
www.twitch.tv/darklordsen/b/556177914?t=1h36m30s
Still the best moment from all of that.
>>76426907
They drop extra copies of weapons that can't be respawned with ascetics.
>>76427015
>>76427039
>>76427039
>being an ignorant dumbass who won't believe people even after plenty of evidence
>>76426987
>http://gamehubbs.com/darksouls2/builds/14238
>150 trollin
If you're serious, get a Dark Caitha's and Sunset Staff at least.
Why did no one mention that wearing the Ring of Whispers makes those dinosaur faces in the DLC not attack you? You guys are useless.
what are the chances of a desert sorceress dropping the lingering dragoncrest ring +1?
>>76426987
>no great heal, scaps of life and profound still
would heal in your face/10
