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"Server Smash" edition

https://forums.station.sony.com/ps2/index.php?threads/patch-notes-6-13.189799/
https://forums.station.sony.com/ps2/index.php?threads/patch-notes-6-16.190083/
Hotfix-
https://forums.station.sony.com/ps2/index.php?threads/server-maintenance-for-game-update-june-19th.190313/
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Referral links does not work until SOE staff get's their head out of their asses
Pasta remake will commence once referrals are working again
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We need someone autistic enough to update all pastebins
Especially Weapon & Vehicle stats
>What is this game?
http://pastebin.com/baxwRMDg
>How do I play?
http://pastebin.com/CWn3VQJD
>Tweaks and optimizations
http://pastebin.com/MEqFBUut
>Free decal codes
http://pastebin.com/xF4iG01e
>Weapon stats and vehicle weapons
http://pastebin.com/CG6kgwi2
>Suggested weapons for new guys to aim for
http://pastebin.com/nxNE1Az3
>Population and alert tracker
http://borderlinetactical.net/rsnc/world-population/
http://www.ps2alerts.com/

Previously: http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/71246074/planetside-2-ps2g#top
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fuck the east coast
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>>71340905
>yfw Higby made this thread
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>>71341116
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>>71341116
I'm pretty sure I'm not higby.

But what if I am and don't even know it??
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>Higby delays Hossin over BCP bullying
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Any ideas on Hossin or Valkyr release times?
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>>71341204
Fuck off, Smedley.
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>>71340905
>Previously: http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/71246074/planetside-2-ps2g#top
You're kidding me.
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this is what happens when i don't make the threads.
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>>71341204

Are you currently speedballing coke and redbull?

Are you squirreling cash away for when this who "vidya dev" scam-thing finally blows up?

Do you constantly post butts in /ps2g/, in between texting dick picks to maggie (and clegg once by accident)?

If you answered yes to any of the above, come to my office Matt, we need to have a talk. -John.
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>>71341284
Higby is made of sterner stuff. He'll just rename ButtFuzz to FuzzBunnyPsycho for a day or something.
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>>71341865
Shut up, Doomzzg. You aren't special neither unique.
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>>71341798
Every time I've ever posted a link to another 4chan thread it always make it a cross link instead, I wonder when they changed it.

test
>>>/vg/catalog

versus

>>/vg/

>>71341887
I'm none of the above. Phew, that was a close one.
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>>71341284
>buzzcutpsycho was right
>buzzcutpsycho is always right
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>>71342036
>Fucking up the cross link
Okay, no more posting for me. Shameful display.
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>>71342036
>none of the above
>that was a close one

OHH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Hossin when, faggot?
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>>71341887
>Are you squirreling cash away for when this who "vidya dev" scam-thing finally blows up?

are you shitting me? Higby presided over a game that made a profit. that is all businessmen care about when hiring new people.

Higgles will never be out of a job in this industry.
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>>71342036
Welp >>71246074

That was tough.
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>>71342036
3 and the board for crossboard links, 2 for anything within, crossthreads seem to pick up automatically I think.
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>>71342095
Right about what? Being an obnoxious ass?
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>http://youtu.be/np0solnL1XY?t=4m10s
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>>71343338
And suddently I'm tempted to play as NC.
Just kidding. I won't spend any money on this game. Ded gaem.
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>>71342036
>fucking up links

Confirmed for Higby. Continent locking when, manlet?
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>>71342095

>buzz being right
>implying ginyu force doesn't rule

Here, just watch this video of TE getting their asses kicked at Apex Genetics: twitch(dot)teevee / buzzcutpsycho/c/2294145
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>>71343735

Just look at this indefensible position, and the wave of purple doom fast advancing.

It's no wonder TE ran in fear, leaving a trail of urine behind them.

Expect more such videos soon!
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So I just got back from working out, when's the merger smash starting?
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>>71344153
Form up is at 6 pm est I think
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>tfw will never git gud
>tfw will never be >1KDR or >100SPM
>tfw god hates you and has cursed you with awful reflexes, slow connection, shitty computer
>tfw run medic 24/7
>tfw squads ask me to stop following them and healing them because I keep giving away positions or attracting the enemy
>tfw I just want to have fun in this game
>tfw genuinely bad at shooters and always called out on it

I guess this is the wrong game for me to be playing. Does anyone know a MMORPG that isn't a WoW clone, and isn't any more pay2win than PS2? I don't like RPGs anyways but it seems I will never play FPS.
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>>71344216
so 23:00 UTC? Which means in about 5 hours? man that's late, god thing I don't have to get up early tomorrow.
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From 0 to freedom, how much freedom is my NC tranny?
>>71344458
Are you me?
It's okay, anon. We aren't nerds enough to deal with em. Just enjoy the game as the way you want to.
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>>71344458
I guarantee NOGF will never turn down a revive or call you out on attracting enemies.
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>>71344458
There is always chance to git gud Anon. I was just like you and now i'm 5.0+ 500 SPM infantry masterrace. Don't give up yet
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>>71344458
Are you implying that PS2 is P2W?

Just find something you like doing, and stick to it.
Maybe find a relaxing game.
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>>71344593
I play TR but don't have enough of a handle on shooting mechanics to know if that's good or bad.

I like the hacksaws the NC get though.

I don't play much anymore, only when the pops are as low as possible in the dead of night and I can drive a sundy and never get out.

>>71344661
Even I wouldn't stoop that low, anon.
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>>71344458
Just play to have fun. If you have fun what you're doing, ignore anyone else.
FPS games are mostly about placement anyway. Even if your reflexes aren't the best, you can perform better by playing cautiously and knowing your surroundings.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0RWrkM7O6Q
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>>71344849
>muh realism

Haven't I told you to kill yourself, Viking?
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>>71344698
It's "pay 2 not grind" which I believe is p2w. Just my opinion.

>>71344815
>Just play to have fun.
That's exactly it, isn't it? I'm not having fun, so I'll go find something else that is fun. Thanks, anon.
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>>71344764
I bet you don't even ERP.
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>>71344963
Oooh, gotya. Well yeah, if you're not having fun, I sympathise with you and agree that it's not worth your time.
What stuff you looking for? Any specific theme of game?
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>>71342035
i'm not him faggot.
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>>71344764
>Even I wouldn't stoop that low, anon.

That's a little bit rude. I'd enjoy playing with you, I'm sure.
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MY connection quality is consistently poor. I'm starting to think that it's because my upload speed is not even a megabit, it's 750kbps.

This is a problem, yes?
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>>71345128
I'm sorry I'm just poking fun at NOGF
>>71345034
I am sick of the generic fantasy or generic sci-fi that constitute most of the market. Something that is a different paradigm from "holy trinity, LFG, run dungeon". I played EVE and really liked it but I think it's too expensive and didn't like the direction the game took.
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>>71344458
Bro.

I am fucking awful at FPS games. I have shit reflexes and hand eye coordination. Whenever I see someone I spazz out and do something really dumb in the heat of the moment. My mouse goes fucking all over the place, and I'll switch weapons by accident all the time, or switch to the wrong ones. I'm essentially not made for FPS games.

Yet even I have an above 1.0 K/D, and I played purely medic until 23BR and ruined my K/D for awhile

You can't be as bad off as me
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>>71344458
>tfw god hates you and has cursed you with awful reflexes, slow connection, shitty computer

none of those things prevent you from having a 1+ k/d.

just take a few moments to think about shit before running into a pile of enemies. the great thing about this game is no matter how good you are, there is always a chance of some guy just getting the drop on you because he was in the right place at the right time.
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Hi all. I just started playing your game today, and it seems quite fun.
Already got to level 15, here is my char:

https://www.planetside2.com/players/#!/5428213558404973889/

Apparently i picked up a red team, but my teammates on chat keep talking about how its the most underpowered one and blue and black guys have much better guns. This kinda confuses me.

What is the score per minute and KDR shitter cutoff in this game? Am i doing right?

BTW i'm an ex CS 1.6 and quake pro
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>>71344849
>Leopard II
>Costs $5.74 million

>Vanguard
>Costs 450 "Resources", which takes less than an hour to earn, and is constructed instantly

>Leopard II
>Crippled by another tank's cannon, needs lengthy repairs

>Vanguard
>Shrugs off multiple ATGMs, RPGs, tank shells, and being driven off a mountain
>Repaired in a matter of seconds by any chump with a rep tool

And finally, this is really fucking important for a tank,
>Vanguard has an infinite fuel supply and is reloaded automatically simply from being in proximity of a tower or Sunderer, can be driven by a single retarded hillbilly for it's crew

You could just drown your foes in Vanguards.
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>>71345314
If you want something silly to enjoy, you should check out on finding a torrent of Kerbal Space Program (but whatever you do, for the love of god, don't buy it. The PS2 devs not releasing Hossin soon enough? Squad makes that seem like a small hiccup. Worth a torrent, but don't give money.)
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>>71345394
>Black
God dammit T-Ray
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>>71345383
Part of the KDR problem is this is an old account I played for about 2 months over a year ago, then picked back up last month, so it was really shitty to begin with. I don't want to make a new character though because it takes so long to get certs.

I have similar problems (very bad anxiety issues) and I wig out when I confront an enemy, causing all sorts of problems. For example I don't play infiltrator at all anymore because about 85% of my deaths were caused by me freaking out while trying to shoot a guy and turning on my cloak.

>>71345392
I believe I quite simply am unable to play FPS games well. And all the other factors don't help.

>>71345493
my nigga
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>>71345394
You just started playing today and already you have a purple sub and a boost on?
I guess you like the game.
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>Clicking shit on the players site
>Find someone in my outfit
>Somehow manage a sub-1 KD when I've literally never seen them outside a MBT

How do these people even do it
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>>71345394
>Complaining about being underpowered

Welcome to Planetside 2, where your faction is balanced and the other two are shitters with retarded powerful guns, where the reality is really just that the ones constantly killing you are minmaxers shitting on your new ass.

Get used to it.
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>>71345778
>For example I don't play infiltrator at all anymore because about 85% of my deaths were caused by me freaking out while trying to shoot a guy and turning on my cloak.

Yeah, sounds like me. Hence why I monkey around with a LA and a lazer so I can just barrel stuff

>>71345394
>BTW i'm an ex CS 1.6 and quake pro

You're going to shit all over kids in this game, damn dude.
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>>71345778
>Timewarp is harmless, they said
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>people actually believe playing medic is the reason their KDR is shit
I'm fucking sick of reading this shit.
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>>71345198
3.0/0.75Mbps here, the meter measures latency and nothing else. I get poor to Connery and good to east coast servers, with ~180ms to the former and ~90ms to the latter.
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>>71345987
That's cool, SQUAD, change the incline and elevation of one of the arches and then don't fucking tell anyone when they go to convert their saves.
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>>71346071
If you misread my earlier post where I talk about being shit and playing medic, let me clarify; I play like utter shit, therefore I play medic so I don't have to focus on shooting guys as much. Not the other way around.
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>>71346202
Awwwwh shit.
I suppose you had a KAS base around it or something maybe?
Behold my prowess! lololol
Posting in here yet still lurking in KSPG like a pro.
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>>71346323
>let me clarify; I play like utter shit, therefore I play medic so I don't have to focus on shooting guys as much. Not the other way around.

Yeah, same here dude. I enjoy playing support though so I pretty much only healed, not confident enough in my ability to take a guy 1v1
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>>71345490
You forgot to mention the part where all combat damage can be effectively repaired by said hillbilly simply by pointing a square thingmajig at it for less than a minute, and this can be done indefinitely.
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>>71346071
>I'm fucking sick of reading this shit.

This. Medic has access to best guns in the entire game. Nothing beats AR's. With your high DPS one and good HSR you can shit all over shielded HA's, while keeping much higher SPM than on HA
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>>71346457
>Repaired in a matter of seconds by any chump with a rep tool
Oh, there goes my reading comprehension. My bad.
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>>71346457
No he didn't.
>Repaired in a matter of seconds by any chump with a rep tool
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>>71346435
>go home physics, you're drunk
It was where I had landed two different ships for a neat screenshot earlier.

Would you believe I accidentally this ship a swastika and never realized it until I extended them on the way down to landing?
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>>71345778
>regularly play HA
>instinctively hit F when I'm about to start shooting some dude
>occasionally switch to inf for whatever dumbass reason
>still instinctively hitting F when I'm about to start shooting some dude
>realize I'm fucking up
>mashing F
>maybe get like 3 bullets off before my dumb ass presses F again
>spaghetti flying everywhere
>die like a retard
Every goddamn time.
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>>71346701
I can, because the same shit happened to my asparagus launcher.
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>>71346797
Oh god why do so many classes have a "defend me" tool that uses F but infiltrators get a "make me completely helpless and spaghetti" tool
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>>71346797
>>instinctively hit F when I'm about to start shooting some dude


Ohhhhh I fucking hate you faggots. I don't expect you not to use your ability, obviously, but I fucking hate that over shield. Makes it hard to take on a HA when you're LA.
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>>71346918
Very nice.
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>>71346797
>tfw get used to firing and switching to pistol after using the TSAR-42 for so long
>use LA
>fire off a couple shots with my Carbine
>switch to pistol
>immediately die because I'm an idiot
Also switching to my medkits instead of Repair toolwhen I'm flying as LA instead of Engie gets old fast.
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>>71346923
>So many classes
>HA gets I WIN shield
>Medic gets HEAL ME/SHIELD REGEN ME tool
>NC MAX gets a frontal shield
>Vanguard gets I WIN shield
>So many classes, much wow
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>>71347073
>TFW once base jumped a kerbal from Minimus orbit and survived, twice
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>>71346923
>>71346797
>>71347117
You guys ready to start swapping to your ammo pack in the middle of a firefight?

I am.
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>>71347121
To be fair if we didn't have our Aegis shield we'd be turbo dead. We can't put out the same amount of firepower other maxes can. Eight rounds per cannon really isn't enough to safely engage a large group
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>>71346797
>imma kill you good now nc scum
>no wait
>here have some ammo
>:3
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>>71347308
Doesn't it just throw one when you press F?

I'm ready to randomly pepper my enemies with small leather bags.
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>>71346923
>make me completely helpless and spaghetti
http://www.reddit.com/r/Planetside/comments/28ibb3/why_infiltrator_is_the_noobfriendly_and_the_most/
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>>71347389
Nope. It isn't, you're right.
I've recently bought dual mattocks and put slugs on them but even with the added range, if I encounter two HA's or a HA+LA with C4, I'm fucked, truly fucked.
Oh, sure, I'm able to take those two down, but that's when I'm left without any engineers to fix me up and someone else runs into the room and finishes me off.
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>>71347389
It forces you to stick with buddies, which is honestly where MAXes do the best. Just gotta get a dildo bitch in your pocket to keep monkeys from sneaking up on you.
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>>71347461
I know it's a vastly powerful tool, I was specifically referring to the situation of "I'm blindly spraying at this guy as he sprays at me and by instinct press F" sort of spaghetti
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>>71347308
>>71347427
Oh fuck me, I hadn't considered that.
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>>71347538
Yeah. One of the strengths of an NC max is being literal rape machine in small rooms or biolabs, but open field style combat isn't good for them unless they're taking on tanks via falcons or ravens.

A VS or TR max can charge with the rest of the group and lay down a huge amount of firepower safely from behind cover, but an NC max is going to have to stick with the group and move in closer to engage.

>>71347602
Exactly. I don't max alone unless I'm near a spawn room.
Speaking of monkeys, the amount of time it takes to detonate C4 is fucking obnoxious, it ought to be instant.
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>>71347046
It's the same reason TR and VS whine about Vanguards.
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>>71345394
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>>71347461
I've heard that ScrinRusher guy talk in proxy before.
He sounds like a legitimate fat autist. A true NC man through and through.
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>watching PS2 stream because IDFK
>streamer is explaining why they use indar dry brush instead of faction color camo
>"it's all red and stuff, do you want to be spotted guys?"
>christ what a bitch
>ctrl+W

Why are most of the streamers for this game such shits? I just want to watch a decent infantry player who isn't obnoxious or a mincing cheeseball, it shouldn't be that hard to find.
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>>71347840
Yup. On my TR and VS alts (both on Connery because fuck the west coast yanks) I can use the MAX units with damn ease. 250 certs to get either mutilator or pounder for TR and 250 certs to get the whatever VS cheap gun is and done, sorted.
Can run around solo or in a group, can fight a good fight. NC MAX can only work in tandem with support and close quarters.
Great for point defence inside buildings, shit elsewhere.
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>>71347840
>Speaking of monkeys, the amount of time it takes to detonate C4 is fucking obnoxious, it ought to be instant.
Nah. Nah. With latency it's bad enough even with the time delay, speaking as someone who both MAXes and abuses bricks quite often. If the throwing distance was more limited a quicker trigger would be fine, but as is that'd be broke as fug, nigga.

And you'd better believe the suicide monkeys would cry up a storm if the throwing distance got a nerf.
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>>71348153
To be fair slug hacksaws are scarily effective up to surprising ranges. They completely lack the ability to put down sustained fire like TR and VS maxes though.
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C-4 should be in the turret slot for engi's now that ammo is separate.
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Am I the only one who thinks that they should remove the ammo pack from the scroll wheel now that it's grouped to the class action key?
I find it just gets in the way / takes that split second longer to what you want.
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>>71348616
ammo pack on the scroll wheel? you mean you haven't rebound the scroll wheel to zooming in/out your minimap?
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>>71343735
buzz please come back so you can get your ass handed to you by the ginyu force (the good guys)
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>mfw I want to try VS but the VS is overpopped everywhere

herp
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>>71348723
Nope. Can't imagine pressing the number keys to get my equipment, though I imagine it'd be useful to try get into the habit of.
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>>71350192
Just get a mouse with a defective scroll wheel, then use it for 2 years like I did. I'll never be able to break the keyboard weapon switching muscle memory I've developed by this point.
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server smash is today right?
twitchtv/planetside2 just went live
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>HOSSIN update is coming out in April
>OH SORRY it's actually coming out in May
>DID WE SAY MAY?? I mean June
>WHOOOPS more like July now

3 years later

>WE'RE JUST REFINING the outer rims of Hossin, expect it by Christmas of 2017!
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>>71351039
thought hossin was next thursday along with cont. lock and outfit recruiting?
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>>71351039
We'll see next week if they can finally deliver
I have a feeling they won't
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>>71351039
>implying Planetside 2 will still be alive by Christmas 2017
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>>71351168

Highly doubt it. If there's no precise set release date then it's not happening. The devs will just keep delaying it for no reason at all.
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>>71350578
I definitely do that too.
Been using a shitty mouse for around 5+ years, it has taken a hell of a beating and still works.
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>>71351716
My ancient logitech died a year ago.

new mouses suck so much ass it's not even funny
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>>71351039
>Shitters shooting thro shields
>VS overpowered
>Expecting PS2 to not be ded until 2017
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>tfw Chain explosive Assists from Sticky grenades
It's raining certs all day, everyday.
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>>71347308
I've already done that on accident
I just about died of shame, and then I actually died because they were still shooting me.
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>>71352915
>tfw keep switching the door I put the claymore next to
Delicious certs.
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I sometimes let new players kill me
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>>71353847
It's just a long-term investment on farming anon, don't let it get to you.
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>>71353847
>sneak up on a low BR VS inf
>default guns, no cosmetics, just sitting on a hill looking at people, not even shooting
>pull out medkit, start using voice commands
>after a few dozen, she turns around
>tries to knife me, I just back up and ADAD
>remembers she has a gun, tries to kill me with hipfire, all shots miss, I'm just moving around looking at her saying "Help!" and "Friendly fire!"
>she stops shooting, just looks at me, and pulls out her beamer
>ADAD around all of her shots, she reloads and I move up right in her face
>doesn't knife me, just backs up and looks at me
>Prowler rolls up out of no where and dunks her
>mfw
I just wanted to make friends with some purple booty ;-;
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When I play as my home faction Terran Republic.... I feel like i'm part of the Roman Legion. The red territories seriously look like the ancient world's map being conquered by the almighty supreme empire.
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>>71354128
>you will never be a TR HA sent to Amerish to pacify cultists
>you will never be patrolling the mountains with your T16 Rhino at night
>you will never come across a female VS infiltrator in deep cover, oblivious to your presence
>you will never sneak up on her, pounce, pin her down, throw her weapons away, and rape her while she sobs into the grass
>you will never leave bruises on her as you cum inside, pull out, slowly stand up and put your pants back on
>you will never boot her in the head as you leave, knocking her out, then break her fancy laser guns
>you will never light up a cigar and grin as you continue your patrol, knowing you're doing the right thing
Feels bad, man.
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>>71355009
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>>71351039
why would want something put out before it was ready for release. not to mention they went back and redid all the other conts as well
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>>71355009
FUG
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>>71354128
>Prowler rolls up out of no where and dunks her
Motherfucker. It was getting good too. :^(
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>>71355009
>not killing them to get fancy medals
doing it wrong

>you will never share a bunk with a qt3.14 TR medic
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>>71355009
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>>71355706
>TR and VS females have qt as fuck or sexy voices
>NC fem voices are all 16 year old nasally girls or 40 year old chainsmokers
Accurate but god damnit it fucking sucks.
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>>71355706
>qt3.14 TR medic
Am I the only one that thinks the female TR medic is the most attractive girl in the game? Her ass fills those military pants quite well, the voice is cute, and the red and white look...comforting.
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>>71355009
I feel bad for tr sometimes. They try so hard and they always just end up looking sorta pathetic.
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>>71353847
>tfw you kill a noob whilst farming in a mag/esf
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>Server smash in 3 hours, 30 minutes

git hype, nerds
I'm not.
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>>71356275
I know that feel. I usually send a message
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>>71356202
Don't be silly. Everyone knows she's the cutest. Those automatic medic callouts when healing are doing wonderful things to my penis.
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>>71356814
Armored chicks with full helmets make my dick twitch.
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>>71356814
Female TR medic and engis have the cutest callouts for offering to heal/repair.
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>>71356639
Meh, it's kinda pointless since the winner is obvious.
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>>71342095
>>buzzcunt

Pic related.
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>>71351039
Fucking stop bitching, bitch. Go to KSPG and see what having shitter devs is really like you entitled bitch.
>(Dev) "We have plans for resources later on"
"Cool"
...
"Squad, when will resources?"
>(Dev) "When we finish the career mode :^)"
>Career mode released, time goes on
>Multiplayer mod released, proves it works in theory
>(Dev) "Who wants multiplayer!?!"
"No thanks, we'd prefer resources."
>(Dev) "What? No, resources will come later. Multiplayer! :^)"
"But we don't want multiplayer, we want resources. Resources when?"
>(Dev) "Never." (Not lying, they actually did this)
>Release a shitty little update
>(Dev) "We'll release the proper update in a week or two's time."
>Six months pass
>(Dev) "We were almost ready with our update, but our Q.A team told us we fucked up something extremely basic and the update would have been meaningless. Fixing this will be easy."
>A month later, still not close to release
>(Dev) "BIG NEWS THIS MONDAY!"
>Monday comes
>No news
>(Dev) ":^)"
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>>71356202
>>71356814
why do shitTR lie to themselves like this?
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>>71356985
Yeah, true.
Waterson.
Actually, I can't think of anybody that's standout gud on Waterson.
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>>71353590
>not rigging all the doors
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>>71357010
It was pretty loud when I was sucking your moms dick last night lmao
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>>71357187
No one, really. Server mindset is better than matty, though. More lateral thinking from the average pub since they haven't been squeezed into a zerg-trash outfit.
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Holy fuck, I can't fight the vanu at night, fucking niggers
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>>71356972
If you've got a female TR character (of course you do), try using the Q menu callouts for needing repairs or healing. It's too fucking much.

Berets never
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>>71349849
Connery VS is underpopped during the day.
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>>71357649
Yeah cause they're all Japanese
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Friendly reminder for all those who praise Mattherson as the be all end all server;
Being from Mattherson means nothing because you DON'T matter, SON.
Soon, you're going to be called WATERSON, and you know where that water comes into play? It's because you'll be drinking a lot of it for all those tears of yours about the assrape you're gonna get.
Face it, you think you talk big and play big, but to be big, you have to be a MAN and there's only one place for that, WOODMAN.
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>>71357643
That's what I meant. Super cute.
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>>71358041
>i'M A WOODMAN

LOL MEGAMAN
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>>71358041
>AC-X11
I started up a burger about a month ago and it feels like all the starting guns are the best.
I'm in love with the gauss rifle, the mercenary is solid as fuck, and I only switch to the Anchor on HA if the fight gets a bit too close.
I'd like to switch things up but nothing seems to really jump out at me.
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>>71358090
Too cute.

Also daily reminder that the Greenhorn TR female is Noel.
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#mlgready
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>>71358325
You rang?
MM4 a best
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>>71358935
Not pictured: 27% HSR
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>>71358853
AC-X11 is an interesting experience.
I think I prefer the Razor overall but the AC-X11 has definitely had some moments where it just kills so easily, mostly when it comes to headshots due to that 200 damage.
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>>71359071
MM3 a best
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>>71359138
>b-but the orion is bad
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>>71359071
>>71359321
>implying
Shitlords.
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>>71359862
>things no one said
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>>71359984
Not megaman. And I'll put money on MN9 being a step down from games like X, even if I desperately want it to be good.
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>>71360025
The Orion is just a shitty MSW-R with a movement speed multiplier that doesn't matter because the weapon's effective range is too short.
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>>71360158
>shitty MSW-R
>movement speed multiplier that doesn't matter

>more things no one said.
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>>71358041
>WOODMAN
Woodman is for the would-be man.

Just play on Connery, people.
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>>71360534
>Connery
>Good players
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>>71360534
>connery
more like gonorrhea
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Details on the update next week. Interesting bits on the functions of outfit recruitment and base capture.

https://forums.station.sony.com/ps2/index.php?threads/next-live-update-news-and-status.190580/
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Does turning down a revive count as a death?
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>>71361609
Yes.
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>>71361609
Yes/no.
It doesn't add a death onto what you have already, but being revived (and accepting it) removes the death that killed you from your KDR stat.
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Is TR really that bad or does everyone here just like to pick on them?
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>>71361535
>With this update, whichever outfit has members that do the most in the course of capturing the base, earning kills, spawning troops, arming generators, etc. will be listed as the outfit that captured the base.
Boy, I can't wait for ADK, EXE, and JENK to circlejerk in /yell about how great they are after this.
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>>71361791
Every faction is pretty retarded here.

VS and TR love having hate sex with each other and NC just kind of watches.
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>>71361791
TR and VS hatefuck eachother while NC just watches like a normalfag.
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>>71361905
I had a VS alt on Waterson but once I finish downloading and come back I might not even play that. All of these stories about Mattherson VS make them sound absolutely terrible to play with.
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>>71361535
So... There's only going to be one locked continent at a time? or Does it mean that 3 conts can be locked, and the moment the 4 gets locked, one of the previous ones gets unlocked?
Also what the hell is Hossin's benefit going to be?
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>>71361828
>ADK, EXE, JENK
>earning kills, spawning troops, arming generators
>not getting farmed by OO and FCRW

Can't wait to see people complaining that the farmers are the ones who get listed. Also, what is the Connery TR equivalent outfit?
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>>71361535
>Right now about 50% of the bases on Hossin are "done"
>Adding half-baked patches to the game as a last resort to hold up players
>Implying they are not desesperate for new players

le ded, gaem.
EC when
>>
cringe
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>>71362967
>Also, what is the Connery TR equivalent outfit?
Hmm. I don't think there are any pro MLG farming outfits, but the TTA encompasses a lot of good outfits that try to get shit done, so I guess that would be it.
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>tfw don't even like this game but keep coming back because there's nothing else
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>>71363492
How do you fuck up that bad
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>>71363492
what server is this?
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>>71363492
>goddammit VS stop touching us, we don't want to fight you
>but we don't want to fight NC, their scatmaxes and vanguards are scary
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>>71363536
One day anon
One day we'll find something
No we wont ;_;
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>>71363668
Mattherson
>>
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>>71363821
Is Mattherson TR always this bad?
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>>71363668
Mattherson
Someone get me into squad lead so i can /order on how everyone is BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD
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>>71363907
That Magrider looks shopped...
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>>71363907
>>71364193
>>
need a medium range LMG for my heavy

Which is a better option:

The EM-6, or the GAUSS SAW-S (which is really an S variant of the EM6)?

on one hand the EM-6 has 200 rounds with extended mag ( i wanna go for supression, gauss saw already has 100 rounds so i don't need another lmg to do the same thing shitter) and has a higher ROF than the Gaus SAW S.

On the other hand, the Gaus SAW S is cheaper at half the cost, and is probably a bit more controllable due to the lower fire rate
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>You will finally be able to crush the rebel scum while wearing the Union Flag.
>You will finally hear the NC scream in terror that "The British are coming!" in /yell.

It truly is a glorious day to be TR.
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>>71364371
EM6 is dead sexy. I love it, especially with ext. mags.
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>this TMF shit
i hope none of you contribute to the welfare queen charity, ironically or otherwise
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>>71364371
Try out the GD-22S in VR.
It's much cheaper than either of those and has better base boolet velocity and reload speeds. It's generally pretty easy to use with a 2X sight and foregrip.
Though, between the EM6 and SAW-S, I'd go for the EM6.
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>>71362967
That fucking feel when Recursion is the only outfit on Connery NC that can do anything right

I always get happy when they're around since it means we have a much higher chance of not getting absolutely steamrolled
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>>71364684
>>71364553
GD 22s is good, but it's not for what the intended role of the class build is.

I've heard a lot of people say that the EM6 is better, but why? have you had experience with both?
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>>71364708
On the behalf of Connery TR, I thank you for the walking cert piles you like to call ADK.
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>>71364371
Anchor makes me wet.
It's basically a big assault rifle.
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>>71364843
I hate them so much too man, I really do. The 666th is largely gone now too, thank god.

But thanks for EXE, they're nice and easy to kill.
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>VG crashes excavation site with a million mossies

>pad my hawk/burster stats much easier than I would have been able to do in any other situation

Thanks pals. Appreciate it.
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>>71364829
Bigger mags, good attachments, recoil is pretty good, and great overall effectiveness.
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>>71364950
>Ruining your KPM to do AA bitch duty in any situation
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>>71364708
>I always get happy when they're around since it means we have a much higher chance of not getting absolutely steamrolled
Are you sure it's not because you're specifically fighting some good outfits? Connery TR is a joke when there's no alert happening.
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>Hossin is actually confirmed for next week
I don't fucking believe it
Two years and we finally are getting it
I don't know whether to be happy or sad or disappointed or what
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>>71367276
See >>71362991
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>>71367354
EC shill get the fuck outta here
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yo, nerds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF6bsi0BgG0
that is all.
>>
Always shoot at ESFs, you just might get lucky.
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>>71367593
It's true though. They're yet again releasing something that isn't ready.

Captcha: anticipation ositias
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>>71367702
Hell I'd much rather want an acceptable Hossin with half mediocre bases then have to wait ANOTHER TWO YEARS
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>>71364371
They're both good, I handily prefer the SAW-S to the EM6 though. I feel like it's more versatile, and like you say, more controllable at longer ranges. Only marginally less DPS, better accuracy, better reload, less obnoxious horizontal recoil.

Besides, SAW-S with extended mags is still 150 rounds. That's a shitload of sustained fire from a 167@577 gun.
>>
TEAMWORK
>>
Calculating or Smooth for NC female.
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>>71368191
>Buying VO
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>>71368342

Thanks for your input.
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>>71368191
I went with Smooth.
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>>71367904
I always tell myself this, but always end up disappointed. It's better to wait, anon.
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>>71368563
To hell with that, I've been waiting for the past two years. Besides, from what I've seen on the PTS, it's fine enough for release.
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>>71361535
>Right now about 50% of the bases on Hossin are "done"

Wow. Just wow.

I'll remind everyone that this trailer is 10 months old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c95JhPzyMJE
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>>71367654
>mfw I will represent Waterson
>>
2specops4u
>>
IT'S CRABBENING

MATTHERSON PLAYING AS VS
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>>71369279
Mattherson wins, then.

Nothing you can do against coordinated Lancer squads.
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>>71369242
>BR 1 default max
I feel kinda bad for him
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>>71369609
Shit, I didn't notice he was BR1.

Live free in the NC.
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>>71369748
Filthy rebel scum driving people away from the game as normal
On a side note
Server smash in less then an hour
Get hype I guess
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>>71369279
>lancers
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>>71342095
He might be.

The game IS a glorified TDM, but I'm not really convinced that's a bad thing or at least that I don't like that.
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>yfw nobody wants to join your outfit
40 minutes left, negros.
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Is there any other way to watch the ServerSmash live? My internet is slow as shit can't keep up with the stream.
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>>71370784
>48k certs
You nigger.
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>>71368191
gruff
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>>71344698
In general I would say it's not, but in some ways it feels like it is because not having things like lock on rocket launchers or a default OHK sniper rifle, or just the amount of certs you need to invest in a vehicle to actually stand any kind of chance with it, combined with how stupid effective they are when certed out, and the sheer amount of certs, and therefore time, it takes to acquire these things is so huge, while being at a serious disadvantage for not having them, feels a little bit pay2win.

But it's not too bad in general about that stuff.
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>>71371357
Is that the GRENAYDE voice or is that the TR female voice pack
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>>71371251
Creating a PTS character gives you 100k
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>>71371443
iuno, gruff female voices are just the most manly sounding trolly ones for V1/V8ing people you kill
>>
Idk why but this song always gets me pumped to defend territory as TR vs NC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQ6E1v2Rq4
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>>71371434
git gud for real, lightning and ESF are babbys first farm wagon. only takes a couple hundo to get rolling effectively.
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>>71371443
NC female Gruff sounds like a hideously, gratingly stereotypical homosexual man. It somehow manages to be both deep and nasal at the same time.
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>>71371636
>>71372008
It's times like this I'm glad to be TR, where our default female voice is the most kawaii
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>Mattherson is VS
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>30 minutes

This is gonna be fun.
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>>71371758
>babbys first farm wagon
>lightning
Yeah, even a stock lightning is capable of a lot of hurt, but,

>ESF
Hell no, the only weapons available for cheap are either strictly AI or strictly AA. Farming air is not an option for new ESF pilots because the skill difference is too high, and Light/AH/Banshee farming with an ESF is meh at best compared to low level Viper/HEAT farming.
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>>71372324
>>71372376
Wait I thought the unused faction was going to be TR, and it was going to be NC vs VS.
Did that change, or did I hear wrong?
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So if matty is VS, what is waterson playing?
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>>71372573
TR
>>
>tfw internet too slow to download PTS before serversmash
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>>71348723
>zooming in and out on the minimap

Fuck no, I've got scroll down bound to weapon slot 3 and scroll up to weapon slot 4.

And the mouse forward and back buttons are weapon slot 1 and weapon slot 2.
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>>71373354
lol
>>
Am I allowed to spectate in the PTS?
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>>71372494
>Light/AH/Banshee farming with an ESF is meh at best
What shit are you doing?

I can regularly go on 30+ streaks with the Banshee and careful planning.
It is very fun to just melt MAXes and fly off without a care in the world.
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>>71373626
>30+ streaks
Like I said, meh, air is held to a higher farming standard, anything less than 100+ is meh, ideally 200+.
>>
So what stream is the server smash on?
Is there a official stream?
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>>71373028
>TR vs VS

wow they could have made it a fair fight at least
>>
>>71373626
>30+ streaks
That's still nothing compared to what any tank can get with basic peek-a-boo maneuvers and very little planning.
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>>71359138
>Auraxium in 12 hours

huh?
>>
>people unirionically talking about people thinking Waterson is EZmode in the reserves channel
>>
>watching wrel video because bored and nothing else to do
>a video about elitism
>highlighting someone talking about how some people "play to be better than other people, not for fun"
>and how it made them see the game differently and it was bad to play to be better than everyone else

So I take it this is the mindset of the average non mattherson player?.
>>
>about to fight for waterson just because
>see a handful of ringers from Connery including VIRT
>mfw
Oh this is great. Waterson pls.
>>
Did the server smash start yet?
I want to watch the swarm of #mlgready that will destroy Waterson.
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>>71374309
It's not that it's bad to play to be better, it's bad to be assholes about it, which is basically what Mattherson players come off as.
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>>71368985
who's outfit squad are you running with? Or are you running uninvited?
>>
twitch /inicast

server smash link for anyone looking
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>>71373726
>>71374007
I said regularly.

I've gone for hours not dying and just racking in kills because I play smart in the air.

100+ in a tank is a very rare occurrence because of all the shit that can kill you and how battles tend to change quickly sometimes.

If a fight goes south in the air, I just pull out and farm elsewhere.
>>
>tfw from mattherson but flying for PREY with waterson
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>>71373910
inicast
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>>71374535
No one.
I'm by my own.
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>>71373910
twitch/inicast
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>>71374519
I hope TE comes back for good. I can't shit talk in my current outfit. VS will rue the day they spam yell chat with "ginyu force rules"
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>>71374542
>that feel when can't play
Mattherson you faggots better not lose without me.
Those watershitters must never be allowed to keep their name. It is imperative that their very essence and memory be destroyed and replaced with the glory that is Mattherson. Do to them as you did to my beloved SolTech.
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>>71374560
you're awful
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>tfw nigigodo and maximumcheater browse /ps2g/
http://www.reddit.com/r/Planetside/comments/28nskv/player_aka006_has_45k_kills_with_the_same/cicvr4s
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>>71374786
>glory
>Mattherson
Where
>>
Obligatory Mattherson copypasta where?
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>>71374943
you'll see it soon enough when we win server smash
>>
rip waterson
>>
Is it bad that I even though I played on Waterson for years, I don't really care about a server name?That said, I want Waterson to win just for the tears it will cause.

Actually, I wonder how PS2 would play if there was only one server that everyone played on. It works well for EVE but the latency might be too rough for a FPS.
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>>71373573
Anyone?
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>mfw busted

Oh, great.
Guess that's it, then.
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>>71375236
if the pop decline continues connery miller and mattherson will be merged by the end of next year
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>>71375258
hahah faget
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>>71375236
To be honest I just want the name Waterson just so Matthershitters cry for weeks
And also I don't want them bragging for weeks if they win
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>>71375258
which camo is the cow camo? i bought the cow decal when it was on sale, i want a cow loadout for each class
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>>71375338
Even if waterson somehow lives anyone that matters will still refer to it as mattherson. It would always be mattherson in our hearts.
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I've been playing W* these pass couple of weeks, but this Planetside MLG stuff gets me really excited to come back! I can't wait to start playing with my MLG outfit again so we can earn some MLG money!
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>>71375258
That's why I asked if you were running with someone's squad, took longer than I expected actually
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>>71374936
The glory of Mattherson is an eternal flame that lights all of the PS2 community. I remember when I was like you, fearful of the coming of Mattherson.
I was a man of SolTech, weak and casual. I feared the Mattherson and the BuzzCutPsycho. When Mattherson came, it broke me. It destroyed my very soul in ways no DA or AC ever could.
Only then did the pain and fear suddenly go away. in death I had been reforged. I was Mattherson now. I knew how to praise Malorne, I suddenly learned just why the Ginyu force ruled.
In place of weakness came indominable might, I had become MLG.
Children of Waterson, do not be afraid like I was. The pain is fleeting, e-sports is forever.
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I'm just downloading the game now, never played before. Why are the different servers so against each-other? Which server is US west?
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>knowledgeable casters

knock me over with a feather
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>>71375473
Connery, also known as the best server in the game
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>>71375454
>why ginyu force rules
>le epic praise malorn xDDDDD

Fuck off
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>>71375416
Denial is bad for you anon
>>71375454
>mfw
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You've all bought and are using the BR decal, right?
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>>71375473
>>71375473
Connery. Connery NC is pretty much known as the tard gang

Though they're my tards

Good luck man
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>>71375473
There's going to be a server merger next week with the two east coast servers, this match starting in a few minutes will decide the name of the sever. "server pride" if you will.
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>>71375473
>Why are the different servers so against each-other?
Nah, it's just Mattherson being smug assholes pretending to be MLG pros.
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>>71375473
Connery doesn't fucking matter.
Remember the golden rule newfriend, if you aren't mattherson you don't matter son
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>>71375258
Holllllyyy fuck that's a lot of Mossies
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>>71373526
Don't see why it's funny.

If a keybind forces you to remove your fingers from your movement keys, it's best to rebind them.
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>>71375634
So there's Mattherson and Waterson as two factions, right? So who's the third faction?
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waterson nerd eat my shiiit
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>>71375634
>Matterson wins
>Higby just names the server US East.
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MATHERSON IS GOING TO GET SMASHED, HOLY LEL
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>>71375805
Connery probably.

Oh God. Connery NC. I can just imagine the ass pain.
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>>71375862
You mean Connery East.
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>>71375876
rofl u wish kiddo
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>>71375805
>>71375905
There is no third faction, it's just 1 server's team of 240 players playing against the other team's 240 players
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>>71375741
no
>>
Mattherson has already won.
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>mfw i'm killing wisdomcube with my rocket launcher over and over

hahhahaha
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>>71374762
Yall talk about him/them as if he/they are the second coming of christ.

Maybe you guys should just stop being so BADBADBAD that you depend on them.
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>tfw improving
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>>71376034
What happens if someone logs into NC on PTS Esamir then?
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Mattherson is THE server if you want challenging gameplay in PS2. We talk big, walk big, and carry a huge fucking stick. Some people can't handle the trash talk. That's cool. Some people need that kind of "great job everyone, you tried your best so your all winners" kind of gameplay. You're not going to find that on Mattherson. This is the adult server. No trophies for second place here.

I've played on all the US servers. There are some very good players on the others. But nothing like what we have here. I see outfits and players on the other servers who do things that simply would not be possible on Mattherson, because if they tried that here they would be destroyed again and again. Mattherson players, and outfits are simply top notch. Whether VS, TR or NC, no other server has the same level of talent.

Go ahead, flame me. But if you ever want to improve your score, come play on Mattherson for a while, then go back to your old server. Going and playing on Waterson or Connery for me is like playing against bots.

Mattherson = Hard Mode
All the rest = New to FPS games? Play here to begin your adventure.
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>>71375905
>Connery NC

What a disaster that would be
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>>71376101
you get removed by an SOE admin, that's why it's happening on a weekday, so it can be moderated by SOE, unlike other server smashes which happen on saturday with no input from SOE
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>mattherson got another squad full of QRY

cy@ waterson
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>>71376083
I'm not even on Mattherson and I will enjoy it when FuzzButt comes back.

I find his personality enjoyable and his comments laughable.
Dude just doesn't give a fuck.
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>>71375642
>pretending


Alright. I think the only one pretending here is you. No one on mattherson has to "pretend" to be an mlg pro. It's because we are. When you have outfits like AC, made up of ex quake professionals, and Das Anfall, who is literally the best outfit in the world, you're a lot more than just "normal". Even the people not in these outfits, they play against them every single day, honing their skills to levels impossible on other servers. While some "Good" players might have 5.0+ infantry kdr it's merely inflated due to the level of play on non mattherson servers. Mattherson has it's shitters but the thing is, on mattherson your average shitter would be a 1.5 kd+ veteran of the game on any other server. So just don't take it personal kid, it's just mattherson, we walk big, we talk big, we carry a big stick and we definitely know how to use it.
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>waterson has air superiority with a huge number of aircraft
Mattherson confirmed for winning.
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>>71376083
It's because he knows how to lead an outfit, he's hilarious, and he'll give mattherson TR it's balls back.
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>>71376207
TR won a territory alert last night with even pop because we kept Buzz's MAX repaired
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>>71376208
>No one on mattherson has to "pretend" to be an mlg pro. It's because we are.
Anon, Planetside 2 isn't even part of MLG yet.
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>>71376616
That's because the other servers are fucking holding us down.
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So when does the ghostcapping start
And who do you think will start it
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>>71376616
No, it's because you don't matter, son.
>>
Which one of you spazz kids is "Topleling" on Connery right Indar right now?
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47-43, Mattherson in the lead.
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>>71376875
me why
>>
Woops, >>71376854 is meant for >>71376708.
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We have liftoff
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>>71376320
Do you think he would get pissed if Waterson won?
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>>71376854
I'm talking about the other servers holding mattherson down you fucking shitter.
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>>71376954
You're a fucking liar Grumpus
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>mattherson forces on freyr's cap point's roof
>tons of them
>waterson's air is nowhere to be seen
as expected of airshits
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So is this not the server smash for the merge?
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>>71377069
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>>71377176
it is
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>>71377176
The merge smash is going now.
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>>71377176
It is.
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>>71377219
I have transcended your realm
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>waterson at freyr inside the cap point all watching one door
>VS MAX walks inside the other door
>kills half of waterson's defense before anyone fires a shot at it
>gets killed
>twenty seconds later the only people at the cap point are mattherson
Shit Waterson what are you doing?
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>>71377069
>>71377219
So shitters can fly.
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Waterson is in the lead.
It's all ogre.
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>>71376207
>>71374762
>>71376320

I can't wait for buzzcunt to come back so tr can start thinking they're big shit again. I want to be there to see TR's reaction when they hear the sound of hundreds of lancers all charging up at once.
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>>71377378
>>71377410
Shitters in Space
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>>71377543
My God...Its full of stars
>>
Is all of Waterson wearing the GNYU tag? Haven't seen a single other tag
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>waterson pulling a prowler zerg
>but can't cap anything
What are you doing son?!
>>
So what happens if they tie?
Wattherson?
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>>71377832
Overtime.
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>>71377832
What some other anon suggested
US east
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>>71377832
Nope, Mattherson.
First 5 letters of Mattherson combined with the last 5 of Waterson.
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>>71377832
Soltech.
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>>71377937
>Connery East
ftfy
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>>71376818
Looks like Mattherson has started the ghostcap
>>
Mattherson is managing a ghostcap.
Waterson noticed but is failing to actually kick them out.
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>>71377526
He'd get his shit pushed in by Vanu, cry, then quit again.
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>Oh hello here's some Mattherson airforce!
>liberator immediately suicides into one of the esamir munition towers
>I take that back
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>>71378308
>He'd get his shit pushed in by Vanu
I think it is the other way around.
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>mattherson lib tankbusts prowler
>bails
>it's a bail assault
>manages to C4 another prowler
Fuckin' tryhards.
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>>71378623
Ha, holy shit.
Mattherson shitters are crazy.
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>>71378553
>dropping 200 people in an empty hex
>pushing shit in

lol
>>
Is there a fix for this constant frame stutter?
It's getting annoying.
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>>71379080
new cpu and gpu
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5mmFPyDK_8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQmO-WfEkk4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ETrr-XHBjE
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>>71379041
Show me on the doll where Bazz touched you.

It's okay, you're in a safe place now.
>>
The spectator just got stuck in a wall and can't get out.
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>GOKU is talking about spamming GINYU FORCE RULES when they win
>GOON doesn't even care about the smash.

Does Mattherson NC just not give a fuck, or are all VS that tryhard?
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>>71379116
>Used to experience zero frame stutter
>Upgraded my PC recently
>Suddently, frame stutter everywhere

Yep.
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>Look at that MAX crash! Huge number of Mattherson just saying 'you know what? You don't matter, son'
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>>71379432
GOD DAMN IT. WHY DID HE HAVE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD!?
>>
This is great.
Not only do Matthershitters get rekt but Higby is going to nerf TR afterwards to appease their whining.
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>>71368191

Smooth, but they're both good.
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>>71379394
Mattherson VS are the biggest tryhards in the game.
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>>71379596
Does Higgles play on Mattherson or Connery?
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>>71379596
>Not only do Matthershitters get rekt
lol
>>
Why does no one just gal drop on sundies with light assaults and deny spawn points?
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>>71377176
Who won?
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>>71379705
Connery.
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>>71379394
GOKU was formed out of GOON. So they're in general more tryhard since they actually switched mains.
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>>71379705
He's on Connery NC.

I've seen him a couple times. Never got a clear shot though.
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>>71379864
He's all factions on Connery.

He can change his character's faction at will, and does so to auraxium specific weapon types.
>>
this server smash is shit. What they should have done:
Merge servers as Emerald.
After the server are merged do a series of alerts during the weekend where the newly merged factions work together and battle each other. At the end of the weekend tally up the score. The winning faction gets the server named after their theme.

TR win: Unity is server name
NC win: Freedom is server name
VS win: Enlightenment is server name

Bam now everyone get to play a part, and the majority of players don't get get left out because they aren't part of the reddit circlejerk. Seriously the reddit circlejerk is starting to piss me the fuck off.
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>>71379830
Skimming their threads seemed to imply that.
GOON's OP gives the impression that they just want to have fun with the game.
>>
Why does buzz have such a small penis
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>>71379734
There's still an hour to go until it's over, Waterson currently in the lead by 1 point
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Can I spectate or is the server locked down to only people participating?
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>>71379713
>tfw a friend and I have been using ejection seat mossis to kill mattherson sundies with tank mines
Shaql is so pissed.
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>>71380031
Locked down, watch a stream.
>>
Holy shit I don't care about anything being discussed in this thread
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>>71380031
It's open but there's "fun police" roaming around as NC, just watch the stream
>>71380080
Then go somewhere else, you aren't forced to be here.
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>>71379958
It has to compensate for his big mouth.
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>Mattherson players spamming chat with Ginyu Rules and Matter Son copy variants

I'm going to have to deal with these retards spamming stupid shit post server merge even if Waterson wins, aren't I?
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>>71380310
it's what you deserve for playing on a lesser server FAGGOT
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>>71380310
GINYU FORCE RULES
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>>71380310
Do Mattherson players actually believe that shit?
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>>71380153
I've been coming here for a long time, I can say what I want to say mother fucker. I am an american. You're not the bill of rights, don't tell me to go somewhere else, mother fucker. I am a free man and as a free man I can come here and say what I want to say. "Nothing, i'm cool dude."
>>
Waterson is going to win, I'm calling it.
>>
WATERSON IS WINNING
REST IN PEACE SHITTERS, HAVE FUN ON WATERSON 2.0
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>>71380310
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>>71380642
This meme only worked for tribes because the blood eagle announcer sounded like vegetta.

No one on VS sounds like vegetta.
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>>71380628
>HAVE FUN ON WATERSON 2.0
>HAVE FUN

Time to end it.
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>>71380750
>vegetta
>>
>those VS blueballing TR all over the entire map
Jesus shit. Waterson must be buttruptured right now.
>>
so all the mattherson tactics is just to massivly overpop bases? What a bunch of shitters.
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>>71380813
>actually knowing how to spell some chinese cartoon character's name
>correcting someone about this spelling

I'm pretty sure you're the bigger faggot.
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>>71380880
Mattherson tactics are to redeploy.
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>>71380942
u mad?
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>>71380952
yea because they cant 50:50 anything? Even if they defend? I thought after all that shittalk here they would actually be gud, what a bunch of jokers.
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>>71380942
>chinese
>>
MATTHERSON FAILED TO SAVE ESAMIR
IT's FUCKING OVER
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>>71380880
most VS in this smash is Mattherson VS
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>>71380880
It doesn't even matter because they are not attacking Waterson and they just lost EMC.
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if waterson wins im rerolling on connery

fuck waterson
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>>71381006
Yeah, actually, I am very mad. You got a problem with that?
>>
Can Mattherson take back the lead in the last hour?
>>
>Waterson caps Esamir Munitions
Hahaha, take that you smug shitters. Show me how mad all you Matthershitters are.
>>
Current score:
mattherson 43
waterson 48

lol
>>
>>71381164
Mattherson will get warpgated, I guarantee it.
>>
Waterson at 48 to 43
God DAMN
I mean it's not over yet but still
DAMN
>>
>>71381140
yes
>>
>Mattherson can't fly

Get dunked on shitters.
>>
I think it's funny that waterson shitters think they're better because people on their server are better at suiciding into meatgrinders.
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>so-called immelgees lose EMC
>>
>mattherson pulled air
Is this the Twilight Zone?
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>>71381228
I want to believe.
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>>71381251
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>>71381425
>>
Dat Traverse fight
>>
Mattherson is getting shat on.
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always these mad Germans
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>Mattherson didnt matter
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fuck you matty VS. you were supposed to save our name
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>google waterson to get see if I can get some shit talk fuel
>all i get is some chick that looks like maggie without piercings but is apparently a mma fighter

huh...
>>
MATTHERSON GETTING BTFO
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>yfw Waterson wins the server bowl
>>
MATTHERSON DOESN'T MATTER, SON.
>loses EMC
>loses traverse despite huge ass air force
>can't push out of bio lab
GET FUCKED, FAGS.
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>>71381594
>>
Currently Waterson 50 - Mattherson 41, with 42 min to go
>>
>>71381249
waterson 50
don't matter son 41
as of right now
>>
>Waterson - 50
>Mattherson - 41
>>
Who knew Waterson was the better server all along?
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>>71381464
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>Reddit TEST outfit showing everyone how retarded they are
There you go people
>>
>>71381594
que
QUEEE

AEUAIHUEAHIUEAHUE
What happened with DA, GOKU and the other nerds? Aren't they supposed to be participating?
>>
If only NOGF had a squad, we'd turn things around.

r-right
>>
In b4 Mattherson loses and says it's because TR is overpowered
>>
>dat dual burster Matty MAX
:^)
>>
>>71381820
They are, but such numbers are nothing against organized platoons.
>>
>>71381820
GOKU's command is leading Mattherson.
>>
>bringing in connery ringers just to win

pitiful
>>
>>71381847
we play TR.
>>
>>71381913
you're a retard m8
>>
>>71381913
So do half those purple Matthersonites.
>>
>>71381907
Wait, are you serious? When did this happen?
>>
>tfw mattherson gets rekt
this is what happens when GOKU leads a platoon without a 20% pop lead I guess.
>>
>>71381812
I wish we had an active outfit. NOGF is ded, right?
>>
>>71381752
see
>>71381812
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TOP
LAFFO

literally the second time waterson has shat all over mattherson's.

last time matthershits lost they cried and said it wasn't fair. what will be their excuse this time
>>
>>71381907
Wasn't DA from Mattherson?
>>
>>71382109
They're losing on purpose with underpop so they can make drama about it for months.
>>
>>71382049
Two problems:
1) They're issuing orders like they're commanding GOKU, but they aren't. So sometimes redeploys came 30s too late as players didn't immediately redeploy.
2) Their attack plan was total shit, if it even existed.
If Mattherson had somehow been commanding 240 players of GOKU, they would have been doing much better. But without an attack plan they still would have lost.
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IF YOUR NOT MATHERSON YOU DON'T MATTER RIGHT!?
>>
>alert: TERRAN REPUBLIC IS VICTORIOUS!
It's pretty much the end of the match. Might as well stop watching.
>>
>>71382109
See
>>71381849
>>
>>71382186
#dramattherson
>>
I think I might quit ps2. I can't bear to play on a non mattherson server. I don't understand how these shitters lost. Why did they let GOKU command? GOKU are shitters.
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>>71382251
>tfw mattherson is dead
>tfw none of us will matter, son
>>
The server smash runners have literally no idea how long is left because the clock crashed and they never wrote down an end time.
>>
>>71382356
K bye
We'll miss you in New Waterson
>>
>>71382442
Turn in your MLG cards and submit to your new masters
>>
>mattherson
>mattering

KEK
>>
>>71351039
My hype for hossin died like 1 year ago.

Don't even care.
>>
>>71382356
They took fucking TEST as one of the competing outfits. Fucking TEST.
If mattherson dies, PS2 dies.
Oh well. I was smart so I got hype for EC. We will make a new Mattherson.
>>
WATERSON WILL NO LONGER NEED TO WATER, SON

THE NEW AGE IS HERE
>>
This caster is REALLY Mattherson biased
>>
AHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>aaand Mattherson is ded

This game is dead, now. For real.
I'm uninstalling. Fuck this shit.
Fuck Waterson. I'm not gonna be their bitch.
Fuck Higby aand this shitty game.
>>
When did /v/ get here?
>>
>>71354128
>not dunking on infil shitters

you gotta put those faggots into place before they grow into xmlgsniperx cancer.
>>
>>71382713
>parking sunderer next to enemy sunderer
>>
>mattherson can't push out of Ymir
This is great. I love this server smash.
>>
>>71382751
No you wont
>>
>>71382751
Welcome to waterson, friend. It's all gonna be alright.
Get dunked on, shitty.
>>
52-39. It's over.
>>
How is Waterson TR?
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>>71382751
The best possible outcome
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>>71382940
Great, but usually get fucked in the last bit of the alerts because NC pop is usually at 45+
>>
This is what Matherson shitters get for thinking they can take this as 90% infantry in vehicleside.
>>
Is it over did i miss it? Did matthershits really get rek't?
>>
>>71382940
They're good, but apathetic. Like most of Waterson. Most of Waterson TR is room holding MLGfits and zergfits, with only 2 or 3 groups in between.
>>
Is that fucking Giggly in the server smash?
>>
If you're not Waterson you aren't a Winner, son.
>>
>>71383049
It's almost over but the lead for waterson is so big I don't think mattherson could pull it off.
>>
I honestly think the people that represented mattherson in this are the biggest bunch of shitters ever. I've lost all respect for them.


I guess it doesn't matter though, I'm probably quitting ps2.
>>
>>71383049
yes they did, still 20 min to go though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_d6d-E_DwQ

It is hard to go on like this. How can my dear Matty be dead? You were too beautiful for this world with the best player, and best outfit in the game as well being the cultural center of ps2. rest in piece my love
>>
>>71383049
It's over in 20 minutes. Mattherson getting crushed.

twitch/inicast
>>
WHERE WAS THE ENCLAVE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM
REST
IN
PIECES
MATTHERSON
>>
>Das Ringers better at shitty small scale twitch play
>Waterson better at Planetside

looooooooooooool
>>
>GOKU comes to Waterson to preemptively wave dicks last week
>get shat on by pubs even with pop advantage
I knew this was going to happen. It's still hilarious.
>>
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Time to spam this in chat everytim i fight vs
>>
Dramatherson can always go on. We can blame Virtunov and GOKU for this failure. We can cannibalize ourselves for drama.
>>
>>71383336
I like how silent ginyu force have gotten in the chat
>>
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LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED.

IF YOU'RE MATTHERSON
YOU
DON'T
MATTER
SON.
>>
Shut it down, rename the merged server Jaeger.
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Mattherson a shit. A. SHIT.
>>
>mattherson comeback
Oh fuck no. Waterson, keep it up.
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>>71383467
Too late. This is the future you chose.
>>
>All this BRRRRRRRT
It's
It's beautiful
>>
>>71383467
>That guy in chat who keeps saying that it's Matthersonites saying that

Sorry, but it's us Jaeger natives who miss our based server.
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>Mattherson
>>
IF TR WINS THEY ARE CONFIRMED OP, LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE CAN EXPLAIN A MATTHERSON LOSS
>>
>>71383425
>in the reserves TS channel
>I can practically feel the VS butthurt
Worth it.
>>
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>>71383578
>satsuki not being matty TR leading us as Buzz's wife

have you even watched KLK?
>>
>MLG BABBIES ANUS STATUS: CAVERN
>MATTHERSON RECTUM REPORT: RUINED
>INCOMING TR NERF DUE TO VIDF TEARS

You know its true
>>
>>71383680
Buzz isn't worthy of being Satsuki's husband.
>>
>>71383632
>>71381849
>>
10 MINS TIL NEW WATERSON CONFIRMED
>>
>>71383680
>satsuki
>buzz's wife

nigga i'll fite you irl
>>
>>71383545
Jaeger native. After this smush I want it to be Waterson. Mattherson VS getting BTFO.
>>
Thank god. I've always fucking hated the name Mattherson. Glad we lost.

I mean Waterson is retarded too but it's still better than Mattherson.
>>
>ZAPS shitting on DA
hue
>>
>>71383826
>>71383731
>implying he isn't the most worthy human male
>>
This comeback though
>>
Rest in pistachio Mattherson, you just don't matter son.
>>
>DAT FUCKIN MAX
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>dat max charge
>>
>That aurora save

IT'S OVER MATTHERSON
>>
>>71383886
what comeback?
:^)
>>
That goddamn MAX. What the fuck Mattherson. Just use a fucking Decimator.
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DENIED
>>
>all those last minute saves by Waterson
:^)
>>
REKT
>>
I know for a fact that Mattherson's command has argued all match. All you need to do is look at the list of outfits to know that. Total bunch of shitters.
>>
>>71384194
>TEST
>AOD
>TAS

this is how you kill the mattherson
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>TR is balanced
-ps2g
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JUSTICE

TEAMWORK

AL THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE ACTUALLY USING GRENADES

MATTHERSON BTFO
>>
Mattherson confirmed for worst server NA.
>>
Who gave the idea for this shit anyway? TEST?
>>
>>71384161
I think it proves the power of redeploy meta. Resecuring is way too easy when you can swing your population around like a hammer and smash smaller forces one by one.
>>
>>71384261
Confirmed for never playing on Connery
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You had one job mattherson

One job
>>
OVERTIME
>>
>>71384242
TR is UP you fucking Vanu.
>>
>>71384291
That's why I think people should never be allowed to redeploy to any hard spawns besides the one they're in and the warpgate.
>>
>>71384307
Connery is the best serve NA so I don't get your point.
>>
MATTHERSON CONFIRMED FOR GOING TO WIN IN OVERTIME
>>
>>71363969
Yes.
Matherson TR Go to an area and fight for 78 mins of an alert before realizing it was a bad idea.
>"guys *basename* is getting ghost capped"
>squad keeps trying to push nc
>nc back cap a base behind us.
>NO ONE FUCKING NOTICES!
>lose base cuz leader noticed too late.
>entire pushed destroyed.
>>
Does anyone else want the NC Voice over lady to be like Miss July?
>>
>WHY-mir mine

wait, how do you pronounce Ymir anyway?
>>
>overtime
What the fuck
We have the majority of territory
Why the fuck are we using this format
>>
>>71384421
>Connery is the best serve NA
you fucking what
>>
>>71384501
yi-meer

foreigners get a pass on wonky pronunciations
>>
Holy shit, this is fucking intense. Why can't the live servers be like this?
>>
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS
>>
>letting the most important base go at the start of the match

who needs MBTs anyway
>>
So with this ruleset couldn't the game go on forever? The overtime is massively in favor of the team behind.
>>
What happen to being an impartial announcer. Why does this announcer want Mattherson to win so bad?
>>
>>71384571
Because of flagging populations.
>>
>>71384501
eemir
>>
>VS population growing
What the fuck. Where did these shitters come from?
>>
lol matthershits trying to ghostcap at the end and failing
>>
>>71384592
like magriders would've helped at all
>>
>>71384682
I have a feeling TR left because they thought the match was over
This is bullshit
>>
>>71384647
>The overtime is massively in favor of the team behind.
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME #MLGTTHERSON #MATTHERSONFORCERULES #DRAMATTHERSON
>>
>>71384682
AOD came
>>
OH FUCK

IM IN OVERHYPE
>>
>>71384726
lel
>>
>>71384501
E-Meer
>>
>>71384726
Were the overtime rules about contested bases defined before the match?
>>
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>
>>71384252
>biased gamemaster making rules in favor of mattherson
>>
>game is basically over, waterson wins
>LEL OVERTIME TO HELP MATTHERSON
>>
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM SHAKING IN MY SEAT GUYS SOMEONE BETTER ARCHIVE THIS THRED
>>
>>71384726
>leaving before you're told to
Confirmed for not being #MLG
>>
This is very stressful
>>
GOKU IF YOU WIN THIS I WON'T CALL YOU A FAG FOR LIKE THREE DAYS
>>
>>71384534
Because the current contention when the timer runs out needs to end for the match to finish.
>>
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Holy God, I can't take this intensity! COME ON MATTHERSON!!
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>d-daddy Bazz, why did Mattherson have to die?
>because we didn't matter, son.
I cri evry tim
>>
THIS IS BULLSHIT
COMPLETE
BULLSHIT
WE HAD THE LEAD BY A GREAT AMOUNT AND NOW WE'RE ABOUT TO LOSE
>>
>twitch /inicast
>that chat
Topkek
>>
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MATTHERSON OR YOU DON'T MATTER, SON
>>
>>71384857
It's exciting at least, but I'm not sure I understand the overtime rules.
>>
>ALL THESE WATERSON EXCUSES
>>
>>71385042
It's bullshit they made up to help shitty servers win when the match is over
>>
>>71385024
lol they get to come back because of a fucking technical rule that let's them keep ghost capping and draw out the fight.

top kek
>>
>>71384662
Because they are losing.

always root for the person losing because the closer the match is the more exciting it is.
>>
>>71385042
If a point stops being contested in overtime, it's locked, and can no longer be switched for point value
>>
>>71384980
>implying the spirit of Buzz isn't rekkin in overtime right now
>>
>>71384778
The rest of the game is in favour of those defending a lead, so I guess it's okay.
>>
>>71385042
It's easy, if the base isn't fully capped or defended (i.e. if the base still has a timer) by the time the match is over, it is still in contention and thus can still be flipped for points.
>>
>>71385125
Alright. Is his "if VS take one base they win" thing based on the territory percentages?
>>
>>71384717
even if VS didn't pull mags, TR wouldn't have the prowlers they've been spamming all match
>>
This caster keeps stretching the rules to help Mattherson.
This shit is pathetic. EMC wasn't even capping when OT started.
>>
>>71384837
Yes the rule was set a very long time in advance. When the timer ends the currently flipping bases need to either finish flipping or be defending.

Can you imagine how shitty it would be for the timer to end with 3 seconds left on a flip and it not counting?
>>
>>71385196
The guy just brought it up.
>NO IT WASN'T IT DOESN'T MATTER
>>
>>71385196
Yes it was. They just said it and I remember seeing it too.
>>
>>71385259
lel
>>
>>71385225
>Can you imagine how shitty it would be for the timer to end with 3 seconds left on a flip and it not counting?
All my rage at the in-game territory alerts. God damn motherfucking timers.
>>
>>71385259
I was watching the screen when he hovered over EMC and the timer wasn't moving.
>>
>>71385259
I demand a...
a...
Shoot what's that thing in football where you have the ref review the replay
>>
Why is there overtime if there was a clear winner based on score if the time ran out?

It's fucking Planetside, bases were always going to be contested when the clock ran out.
>>
LOL

these niggers are literally making up rules as they go along to help mattherson
>>
>>71385196
>This caster keeps stretching the rules to help Mattherson.

Not really, he is just trying to build hype.
>>
>>71385225
Is there a rule for when the server crashes?
I don't see it holding up to 500 dudes up at once.
>>
>>71385180
It's based on the points. Waterson "controls" enough points, but the points are so close right now that if Mattherson controls one of these points to non-contention, we win.
>>
>>71385196
No he isn't, the rules were defined beforehand and he is sticking to them.
>>
At least hold your buttfrustration until the end of the match, Watershitters.
>>
HOLY SHIT EVEN THE WORLD CUP ISN'T THIS RIGGED
>>
I sort of wish my outfit chose TR, their guns are just so much easier to use.
>>
>>71385453
bu bu bu I am a big waterkid
>>
YOU WANT MAXES WE'VE GOT MAXES
>>
>>71385453
It's kinda stupid that even though there was a winner by score when when the clock ran out they still go into overtime. Should've just been alert rules.
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
gg waterson
>>
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA

MATTHERSON
>>
RENDERSIDE 2: NO PLAYER RENDERING EDITION
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH YOU DONT MATTER, SON

FUCK WATERSHITTERS HAHAHAHHAHA
>>
>h-hey guys, tr won
>n-no wait, maybe not
>N-NO REALLY!
>m-maybe we should... yeah we forgot about this
>and also this rule
>LOL sorry we forgot also THIS rule
>OMFG YOU GUYS CAN'T BELIEVE IT... exactly we forgot another rule

This is retarded.
>>
MATTHERSON FUCKING WINS
MATTHERSON REKT THE WATERSHITTER BOYPUSSY
G FUCKING G.
GIT HYPE FOR EC
>>
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIT WAS SO FUCKING RIGGED
>>
IF YOU AIN'T MATTHERSON YOU DONT MATTER SON
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v30HToswDs

B T F O
>>
HEYYYYYY
>>
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WATERSON BTFO FOR THE FINAL TIME
>>
This was a good match, but matty had the pop at the end, and that's gonna cause drama, just you watch.
>>
MAATHERSON IN CHARGE OF SHOWING UP IN THE LAST MINUTE
>>
THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


WATERSON BLOW THE FUCK OUT

GET FUCK SHITTIES

#MLG
>>
TOP FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL FUCKING LEL TOP FUCKING LEL
>>
MATTHERSON HAS EXPERIENCE FROM THE SCAREED MESA GENOCIDE, IT SAVED THEM IN LAG HELL
>>
GINYU FORCE RULES
GINYU FORCE RULES
GINYU FORCE RULES
GINYU FORCE RULES
GINYU FORCE RULES

REST IN FUCKING PEACES WATERSON
>>
Excellent match, Waterson. Your warriors fought valiantly, and were bested by the best Mattherson has to offer. Welcome to Mattherson, where you definitely fucking matter, son.
>>
>>
>>71340905
YOU DONT MATTER SON
O
U

D
O
N
T

M
A
T
T
E
R

S
O
NOS RETTAM TNOD UOY
>>
>>71385774
WATERSHITTER STATUS: BUTTASSIMILATED.
Goodbye Waterson.
>>
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YOU DON'T MATTER SON
>>
I don't get it.

>Time runs out
>Waterson wins
>suddenly rules out of nowhere that let matty ghost cap
>matty suddenly gets a big pop increase
>continue to keep ghost capping all the extra people
>lel mattherson win.
>>
SORRY WE'RE NEW

GET SHIT ON WATERSHITS
>>
https://twitter.com/PS2DailyDeals/status/480175735915544576
>>
G MOTHERFUCKING GAME, NOT EVEN SARCASM
>>
>mattherson players don't care that announcer was clearly bending the rules to make up for their blatant loss
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MOTHERFUCKING RIGGED ASS SHIT. MATTHERSON ASSHOLE PRETEND MLGPROS EXPLOITING THE SHIT OUT OF THE GAME. YOU WON, BUT YOU STILL DON'T MATTER, SON. NOT WHEN CONNERY STILL EXISTS. JUST TRY AND PLAY ON CONNERY, YOU WILL GET YO SHIT REKT BY REAL OUTFITS.

GG Mattherson :^)
>>
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>
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YES MATTHERSON WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
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ENCLAVE WINS AGAIN
ENCLAVE WINS AGAIN
ENCLAVE WINS AGAIN
ENCLAVE WINS AGAIN
ENCLAVE WINS AGAIN
>>
>>71385876
Bloo
a
Bloo
a
Bloo
>>
PLEASE WRITE MORE IN CAPS TO EXPRES YOUR JOY. ALSO MORE MEMES LIKE THE YOU DONT MATTER SON, THIS IS EPIC!
>>
>>71385904
LEL
>>
>>71385876
>rules out of nowhere
Just because you hadn't heard of them doesn't mean they were asspulled. After the timer hits zero they can finish every contested base.
>>
AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WATERSON WINS HAAHGAGHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH
>>
wow, felt like coming back to PS2 after the server smash, but this overtime bullshit is leaving some bad taste
well, enjoy your dying game
>>
>POINTS WERE ADDED UP WRONG
>WATERSON WON
>>
>>71385876

Yeah, I mean the come from behind was neat but matty had pops. I'd call it a draw because of that, because it wasn't really fair to waterson.

Connery here.
>>
RECOUNT INCOMING SHITTERSONS GETTING REVEALED TO BE THE CHEATERS THEY ARE
>>
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hehehe
>>
>>71385917
keeps making up shit to protect your ego you are still a mattherson player
>>
>inb4 refs overrule overtime faggotry
>>
>WATERSON MIGHT HAVE WON AFTER ALL
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

>>71385992
The overtime rules were in since the beginning, I remember seeing them in the thread a few weeks ago.
>>
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>
>>71386032
I'm a Connery player.
>>
>>71386016
Watty had pop during the match itself. Things can't really be perfect.

ALSO HOLY FUCK THEY WEREN'T EVEN COUNTING POINTS PROPERLY WHAT HTE FUCK
>>
>>71386012
It made me decide on just rerolling on Connery.

The game being a close as it is, no one will be pleased.
>>
>>71385876
>not knowing all the rules before playing
What are you doing, anon? You're complaining that he's sticking to rules that were already defined?
>>
WATERSON WINS
>>
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
judge miscounted
WATERSON WINS BY 1 POINT!
>>
WATERSON WON
>>
MATTERSHITTTEREKTSON DESTROID DESTROID DSTROD
>>
GET
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH


WATERSON ACTUALLY WON
>>
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>It was one point by Waterson

YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN
>>
WATER THE FUCK DOWN SONS
>>
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>EVEN THE POINT COUNTING IS TENSE
AWERSIORWEgiojeradfbgojaertifohbjqeitrohjoirefjgiokojoiwredsjgfFEDWS
>>
LEL, someone should really archive this thread, all those mattershitter tears incoming.
>>
WATASON
>>
EAT SHIT MATTHERSON
>EAT SHIT MATTHERSON
EAT SHIT MATTHERSON
>EAT SHIT MATTHERSON
EAT SHIT MATTHERSON
>EAT SHIT MATTHERSON
EAT SHIT MATTHERSON
>EAT SHIT MATTHERSON
EAT SHIT MATTHERSON
>EAT SHIT MATTHERSON
>>
Waterson won after all
FUUCCKK. Mattherson would have focused The Octagon if they had known.
>>
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GET #REKT MATTHERSON

WATERSON WINS
>>
>>71386106
I just got back from a run.

I'm guessing Mattherson made an ass pull at the last minute and won, right?
>>
>>71386015

GNOMAIFUKKINGGAWDHOLYSHIT
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>
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IF YOU DON'T PLAY ON WATERSON YOU DON'T WATER, SON!
>>
DIS FUCKING RECOUNT

MATTHERSON-WATERSON SERVER SMASH 2000 ELECTION EDITION
>>
>Recalculation
>Waterson wins
>Mattherson trolled the fuck out of
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK. EAT SHIT MATTHERSON, YOU DON'T MATTER, SON.
>>
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
>>
MATTHERSON LOSES

MLG BTFO!!!!

LOLOL COUNTING ERROR
>>
WHAT A FUCKING EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
>>
WATAHSONS
>>
#WINNING
#WATTY
#REKT
#TURNINYOURMLGCARD
>>
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WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

>>71386208
Mattherson seized the final three-point base but the judge miscounted and they actually needed four points to win. They sacrificed the Octagon (four points) to focus Esamir Munitions, so Mattherson lost.
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WATERSON WINS

GINYU FORCE :^)
GINYU FORCE :^)
GINYU FORCE :^)
GINYU FORCE :^)
GINYU FORCE :^)
GINYU FORCE :^)
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>>71386208
The overtime, as they thought then, required Waterson to defend both bases out of contention. Instead, Waterson only needed to defend one base (which happened) and they apparently won by one point.

The one guy's suggestion to just rename the server should've been SOE's move from the get go.
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MATTHERSHITTERS GETTING REKT ONCE AGAIN
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>Waterson wins!
>No wait Mattherson wins!
>No wait Waterson actually wins!
Jesus Christ this is a fucking disaster
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If SOE implemented overtime mechanics for alerts similar to the Server Smash rules, will we get cool shit like this insane ending?
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WE MAY HAVE LOST OUR NAME

BUT WE HAVE REGAINED OUR LORD BUZZ
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NEW SERVER NAME JUST CONFIRMED BY SOE TO BE MATHERRORSON
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What even are these fucking rules, waterson should have just won after the timer and be done with it.
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>>71386347
Yeah, and Mattherson moved their forces from the critical base to the inconsequential base because of the counting error.
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Come on RoyAwesome, speak up. I want to hear your asspain.
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>Mattherson are told they can cap either EMC or Octagon
>Focus all troops to EMC since it's a better base to defend once you get the points
>Win, but apparently the judge was wrong about the number of points

FUCK. VS wouldn't have sent anyone to EMC if they knew.
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>>71386375
>server alerts
>being as good as things with actual consequences
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That's some next level bullshit.

They basically lead Mattherson to believe that only one base matters. That's bullshit.

BULLFUCKINGSHIT.
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>>71385815

Welp, I guess I'm a Waterson player now. Cool.
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Buzzcutpsycho: WELL DONE WATERSON, I LOOK FORWARD TO MY RETURN AND PLAYING ON YOUR SERVER. YOU GUYS EARNED IT.
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>>71386305
nah, esamir munitions was actually only worth 2 points. Only the octagon was worth 3 points.
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>>71386405
AWWW SHIT HERE COME THE EXCUSES
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>>71386405
Exactly. In my mind no one won, so SOE should just give the new US East server a different name. That'll lead to less tears in the long run. That said, I was never too attached to the Waterson name.
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It's happening.
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>>71386491
>Buzzcutpsycho

who?
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7:37 Buzzcutpsycho: Well it looks like Mattherson really did need me after all. #BuzzWasRight - I look forward to my return to Waterson.!!!!!!

7:40 Buzzcutpsycho: RIP MATTHERSON - YOUR SERVER DIED WHEN I QUIT.
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Al Gore won. Deal with it.
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>>71386385
>MATHERRORSON
PERFECT

>>71386470
Other way around. Everyone thought Matty could cap either base, but it turns out they had to cap the Octagon.

>>71386493
Huh? How so? I thought it was based on the number of cap points?
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Why did they name the servers to begin with?
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>>71386470
>mfw
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>I don't want anyone to start trash talking
FUCK THAT

MATTHERSHIT HAS BEEN RETIRED
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I just tuned in on serversmash, why are Buzz and other people spamming #buzzwasright ?
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>>71386375
>Biolab alerts would never end
Maybe not.

>>71386521
Our lord and savior has returned.
Bazz will pave the way to victory for sure.
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>D-don't trash talk one another?

Does anyone else think these organizers are kind of retarded?
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22:42 BuzzCutPsycho: FUN FACT - I WAS PLAYING TODAY ON WATERSON'S SIDE.
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I can just taste the Mattherson tears. So delicious.
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>>71386595
see >>71386470
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>>71386550
Dunno, that's what the casters said, never looked at the rules before the match. munitions only 2 points.
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>>71386615
I'm sure Bazz will enjoy all the TK I will be doing on him :^)
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>>71386521
We needed that bastard.
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>22:42 BuzzCutPsycho: FUN FACT - I WAS PLAYING TODAY ON WATERSON'S SIDE.
22:42 BuzzCutPsycho: FUN FACT - I WAS PLAYING TODAY ON WATERSON'S SIDE.
>22:42 BuzzCutPsycho: FUN FACT - I WAS PLAYING TODAY ON WATERSON'S SIDE.
22:42 BuzzCutPsycho: FUN FACT - I WAS PLAYING TODAY ON WATERSON'S SIDE.
>22:42 BuzzCutPsycho: FUN FACT - I WAS PLAYING TODAY ON WATERSON'S SIDE.
22:42 BuzzCutPsycho: FUN FACT - I WAS PLAYING TODAY ON WATERSON'S SIDE.
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God i am looking forward on the giant shitstorm that ensues with Mattherson losing and FuzzButt return.
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>>71386713
BUZZ FIRED THE SHOT THAT KILLED MATTHERSON
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>>71386723
I'm looking forward to seeing ButtFuzz's effect on the Matthershit refugees.
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Dat whale sex at the end
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>>71386713
AHAHAHAHA SO HIS FINAL ACT FOR MATTHERSON WAS TO BETRAY US. GG.
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US West vs. US East ServerSmash when?
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>"Whichever server takes Esamir Munitions wins" - Administration
yes I mad
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Fucking /pol/ egomaniac forcing himself.
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>>71386808
Celebratory air sex. 2lewd4me.
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>>71386713
>traitor
>also not playing for any of the waterson outfits and is therefore an illegal extra player
Waterson confirmed for cheating and having extra players.
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>>71386791
He's a dirty traitor, spread the word. KOS until he joins a different faction.
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>>71386836
>US West vs. US East ServerSmash when?
I don't want 120ms ping m8.
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>>71386882
Meh who cares. Waterson had more territory when the time ended AND had less pop.

Get rekt matthershits
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IF YOU HAVE AURAX'D A TANK WEAPON YOU ARE OFFICIAL A SHITTER
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>>71386836
check back in about three months, after the Orion, Striker, and Jackhammer buffs.
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POST YFW MATTHERSHITS BTFO
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>>71386913
If he had someone to take him in on the other side he isn't an illegal player.

Also, this is probably the best result. Both parties get to retain some of their honour.
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>>71386958
Yeah, I was hoping for matt to win but we lost when the timer ended and then the judges had to make up this shit for fake hype and then pull it back out again.
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>>71386882
>overtime and new rules in favor of shitterson by joke casters
>waterson had less pop
>waterson playing the UP faction
>waterson won before and after overtime
>doesntmatterson loses anyway
#REKT
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>>71386958
I do only because of the clutch fucking save, only for it to have meant nothing. We could have focused 100% on The Octagon had we known, and probably cracked it.
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Fun fact: QRY was flying for Waterson because RoyAwesome didn't give them any slots on the roster
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>>71386963
Prowler HEAT and Hellfire pods both auraxed. Get farmed peasant.
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They're recounting again.
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what a fucking joke
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>>71386914
I'm not sure Mattherson can kill anyone, let alone stand up straight after that server smush.
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Now people are saying Mattherson one by one point.
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A friend of mine and I, in the first hour, used stealth flashes and ejection seat stealth mossis to tank mine all the VS sunderers in the southern facilities.

Then, in the biolab and adjacent hexes, we used grenade bandoliers and AV nades to clear out the VS MAX crashes and let watershitters clean up after us.

I left when the smash was 80 minutes in, but my friend kept hitting key points such as sunderers and ramming their gals.

I'd like to think we contributed. We even had the reddit fun police and Shaql on us, sending us tells the entire time. Shit was cash.
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>>71387045
Overtime rule was implemented from the beginning, though. People saying otherwise were just butthurt.
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>>71386882
>Mattherson can't even math
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>>71387009
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>whoever caps this base wins
>cap it
>lose

Can we all agree that these casters suck? It was a gret fight and I dont want to start shit about it, but this was insanely stupid
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>>71387103
>Prowler HEAT
>Not HE

Your call yourself a farmer?!
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>>71387112
>>71387138
What? Are they saying that on TS?

What bullshit. Even if they gave us the victory at this point it'd be better to just do the whole event again.

>>71387151
That's disgusting and I'd say so even if you were on my side.
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You Don't Water, Son.
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>>71387182
>Judge tells your team something
>Have no reason not to believe them
>Dedicate 100% of our forces to something useless
ok
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>>71387217
Moved straight to AP after HEAT since HEAT pretty much trained me to go for direct hits anyway. Also fucking libs and gals up with AP shells is too much fun.
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>>71387054
None of the rules were new, they were all predefined. Not their fault you never read them.
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>>71387089
I wouldn't put it past that fuckwit.
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HAVE SOME EC VIRAL TO TOP OFF YOUR DRAMA CAKE YOU SHITTERS
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>>71387283
>being so shit you can't even cap both
>the octagon is harder to defend
>going for EMC
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>>71387215
>Can we all agree that these casters suck?
Given EMC wasn't contested at the start of overtime to begin with, yeah. A final fight at the Octagon would have been better.

Mattherson got completely outplayed during regular time though, so whatever
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>>71387151
Fuck off Gus
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http://youtu.be/W3_mOqoC5Oo
Randy Orton = Waterson
Daniel Bryan = Mattherson
HHH = Shit staff running server smash

My reaction to all this bullshit.
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>>71387339
>can't refute any of the other points
typical trashcanson
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>>71387009
>mattherson
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>>71387215
It was whoever was counting dudes fault.

He accepts all the blame and it is all his fault, he's the one that counted wrong and ended up giving the other casters the wrong information.
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Ender31 is now Online.
McCain: so, I guess your server....
McCain: NO LONGER MATTERS SON
McCain: #rekt
Ender31: fuck that, this isn't over :P
Ender31: waterson whined so hard to ss admins to make sure I didn't get a 2nd squad
Ender31: which is qry
Ender31: guess who added qry to the roster yesterday
Ender31: then gave prey 2 squads?
Ender31: but whined for a week that i could only have 1
McCain: you guys had NivX and Mattimer
McCain: no excuses
McCain: =p
Ender31: its not over :P
McCain: its over =]
Ender31: we'll see

HAHAHAHAHA
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Farazelleth: 46-45 in favour of Mattherson
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH SUCK IT WATERSHITS
>>
>>71387490
Fair enough

>>71387389
we got out popped by 5%
It was great fighting all night though.
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>>71387215
Sure it was stupid, and would probably be grounds for a rematch in some sort of official matches. But I seriously doubt matterson could have taken the octagon if both sides had focused 100% on it as the octagon is a bitch to take. Especially considering how dominant watersons air was.
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>>71387009
>matthercup butthurt as usual
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>>71387532
>Ender31: waterson whined so hard to ss admins to make sure I didn't get a 2nd squad
>Ender31: which is qry

What, that's lame. I'd much rather have some random shitter outfit than a double squad of 1337 warriors.
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>>71387465
>can't refute any of the other points
I don't see any reason to.
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>>71387532
Hahaha oh boy. It's DA. Better change the rules so they win again. :^)
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>Mattherson might have won after all, again
You know what, I don't even care now.
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Waterson is THE server if you want challenging gameplay in PS2. We talk big, walk big, and carry a huge fucking stick. Some people can't handle the trash talk. That's cool. Some people need that kind of "great job everyone, you tried your best so your all winners" kind of gameplay. You're not going to find that on Waterson. This is the adult server. No trophies for second place here.

I've played on all the US servers. There are some very good players on the others. But nothing like what we have here. I see outfits and players on the other servers who do things that simply would not be possible on Waterson, because if they tried that here they would be destroyed again and again. Waterson players, and outfits are simply top notch. Whether VS, TR or NC, no other server has the same level of talent.

Go ahead, flame me. But if you ever want to improve your score, come play on Waterson for a while, then go back to your old server. Going and playing on Miller or Connery for me is like playing against bots.

Waterson = Hard Mode
All the rest = New to FPS games? Play here to begin your adventure.
Mattherson = DED
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>>71386959
I don't even have a bronze medal on a vehicle weapon.
I'm BR 42.
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>>71387630
I don't see any reason for mattherson existing either :^)
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Man even as Waterson this victory left a bad taste in my mouth
I was all ready to go "WHERE'S YOUR PRO MLG SERVER NOW"
But it's just
Ugh
>>
>>71387549
Christ. I don't even want the name. They should just announce a rematch, this result is hopelessly borked and it's just going to generate bad feelings.
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> Farazelleth: 46-45 in favour of Mattherson

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH HEY WATERSHITS SUCK IT
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>>71387292
>HEAT trained you to go for direct hits
No, that's what AP does.

My auraxitism will be the death of me since I usually never use guns after purpling them, so I can't use P2-120 AP anymore.
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>>71387723
>I'm BR 42.
same
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>>71387739
So esamir munitions really was worth 3 points?
>>
>>71387549
Their whole credibility got annihilated so it won't even matter anymore. Waterson won.
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>>71387729
Guess what, you even lost. So the whole thing feels pointless and hollow. I was all excited to be playing on Waterson too.
>>
SOE has all the information, they can look at it and see for sure what the point total was at the end.

I think they will, just to remove any doubt over who the winner was.
>>
>>71387696
neither do I, this is too fucking confusing
>>
If anybody was waiting for a proof that shitters like [DA] [AC] and other #proMLG outfits don't do shit for victory except farm shitters to pad their stats, well, the result of server smash speaks for itself.
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Mattherson won, lost, then won again.
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>>71387739
Really?
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>>71387870
Don't forget the brilliant [GOKU] KomradeVirtunov in charge of it all.
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>>71387549
>>71387739
Jesus fucking Christ can we just a agree to name it something completely different
This is getting retarded
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>>71387819
>mattherson wins!
>no waterson wins!
>wait n-
This is why overtime is silly.
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>>71387889
>>71387906

>Lost
>Overtime!
>Wins
>Loses
>Wins after a second recount
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Don't worry guys, everyone fought hard and had a good time, so everyone's a winner :^)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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46-45 FOR MATTHERSON

WE WON DESPITE BEING OVERPOPPED FOR 90 MINS

WATERSON NOW MATTERS, SON
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Well fuck. Final map of territory control.

Mattherson 46, Waterson 45
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Jesus I don't even care who won at this point and I won't when they actually even manage to fucking figure it out, those dumb shits. The people who ran this contest had fucking shit rules for overtime and apparently can't even count. This whole thing is a total shoah and they might as well just name it Fartcumbubbles at this point.
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>>71387956
source? I assume it's on twatter or something?
>>
good thing I don't play on either of these shit serversor this shit game
>>
That was the most hype I have experienced in my life, hold me /vg/.
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IF YOU AIN'T MATTHERSON YOU DEFINITELY DON'T MATTER SON, I'M CERTAIN THIS TIME
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AL GORE IS PRESIDENT
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>>71387990
>if I say it enough, it will be true
>>
HEY WATERSON YOU NOW MATTER, SON
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>>71388039
>this rigged piece of shit being any hype
Play dota.
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>>71387956
They should have mentioned the overtime rules specifically ahead of time so people wouldn't be confused.
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ALL YOU FAGGOTS LOST
YOU KNOW WHY?
YOU ALL STILL PLAY PS2!
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#Matherrorson force rules
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>>71388143
buzz pls
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>>71388007
Hey mathTEARson
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>>71387950

Yeah. Honestly it'd be retarded to name it either now. The scoring was a total fiasco.

Higgs, name it something else plz.
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new thread pls
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>>71388019
People are bitching a storm up on lebbit and twitch.

>>71388129
It's the GMs getting confused at their own rules which is the problem.
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>>71388129
Only the viewers were confused, and they don't matter.
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I'm having so much fun
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>>71388129
They had them in the rules for the players, but I think the platoon leaders forgot about them since they were worded stupidly anyways. I'll try to find the post if I can.
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NEW THREAD
>>71388219
>>71388219

NEW THREAD
>>71388219
>>71388219
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>>71388206
>and twitch.
I can't find it, all the twitch streams are DEADEADEAD from what i can see.
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>>71387813
they said in stream that octagon was worth 4 points and esamir munitions was worth 3.
>>71388007
INICAST has always been fucking retarded, this just proves it.
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Can two C4's do in a sundy?
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>>71388334
Yeah especially if they are on it's backside.


One should do it in if it's damaged at all.
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>>71388437
Pretty sure you're working against yourself if it has blockade
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>>71388186
I'm backing Wattherson.

>>71388208
I know, but in the end it's the players who DO matter, and avoiding hurt feelings at no cost is always desirable.

>>71388206
>It's the GMs getting confused at their own rules which is the problem.
This is the real travesty.
>>
>>71388334
No, needs 3 to kill it from full health.

2 only if it has taken a tank shell or two.
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>mfw it was sol tech when I started playing
>get merged to matterson
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>>71340905
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>>71390842
Hahahahaha holy shit I love you.
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Oh wait...
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>>71390842
>>71390992
Why the fuck is reddit shitting up PS2g?
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