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Old Thread >>135922583
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>"Investigating"
http://help.guildwars2.com/entries/98802888
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
http://gw2timer.com/?mode=Tile&int_setAlarm=2
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Read this for guild info
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>136066248
>>136066248
>>136066248
Read this for guild info
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
second for no femsura allowed
>>136065707
I hope you're having a comfy day/night, anons.
I'm having a nice time opening up some loots.
Painfully executing all proud papas in pre-assigned death camps
>>136067028
maybe I will!
Nicest Guy shitposting to post limit so he can make a new thread
>>136067501
>lil bookah
>asura
I hope she called you a cuck for being retarded
>>136067225
now you'll help him bump this one
>>136067661
that wasnt me my man
>>136068140
lel I think we've ERP'd before or I've at least seen you around
>Do Spirit Vale every single week since release
>Never receive a single equipment drop, not even an armour piece
>Salvation Pass comes out
>2 weapon drops and a trinket in 3 loot runs
???
I'm not complaining since the weapons actually look nice compared to the ones you get in the first wing but what the hell is up with these loot rates
>>136068140
Why is fhumanxmcharr the purest kind of love?
>>136068476
>fhumanxmcharr
That's not mcharr x mcharr, faggot.
>>136068476
why is femhuman x mcharr so hard to find and when you finally do the mcharr is a submissive faggot looking for someone to collar and love
>being cucked away from a mhuman just for more mushy gooey lovey stuff but from a dogman
>>136068268
That isnt me either!
>>136068713
OH you made me kiss someone one time, then ran off
>>136068635
Agreed, that's why mhumanxmcharr is the purest love, a servile mcharr is truly man's best furiend.
>>136068476
>>136068562
This is not fcharr x mhuman, so not purest at all.
>>136069406
>female anything being involved in pure love
kek
>>136068635
tfw just want a charr to assault and barb my FHD into submission
Charr mesmer or charr ele
Which one should I make?
>>136070064
this is a charr mesmer
>>136070064squatclone
>>136068949
Sounds like something i'd do. I dont think i've tried to force erp in a while though!
>>136066543
>glyph of restoration
>mist form
what is this roaming build bullshit, Comfyanon?
>>136070064
Ele if female
Mesmer if male
>>136070064
both are too hard for you to play desu
>>136071308
I know, but I'm just making one for the sake of having one of each race and to gather stuff with.
>>136071725
>>136070064
A max-size Char Mesmer can have infuriatingly enormous particle effect spamming if you want to be particularly annoying in pvp.
femsura lying on the ground with her mouth open waiting for any angry person to shove their sword in and end it already
r8 or h8
>>136074389
its my bearlion, fyi
>>136066251
Not really. Superspeed is good because it shifts your in-combat speed to ooc speed. Ooc speed will always feel like the fast one and having a swiftness crutch only matters in combat, which for some classes isn't a big deal. Having that permanent 33% boost would make some classes infinitely more usable in mapping and even in pvp as you wouldn't be automatically disadvantaged for picking a slow class without a 25% movespeed passive. As long as the movement boost is only for in-combat i dont think it'd reach the same necessity levels as passive 25% or permaswift has now.
>>136074528
You're still not getting it, and I'd just be repeating myself at this point. It has nothing to do with combat or any of that shit. It has everything to do with human nature. The only thing that would be different is the speed that felt "slow."
BUNNY EARS ARE BACK.
BUNNY EARS ARE BACK
BUNNY EARS
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>>136075707
>>136075678
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates/Game-Update-Notes-March-22-2016
Can someone get a pic of the ironclad glider?
a pic of bloodborne man before he got mauled by a beast
>>136075741
I'll do that once I'm in game. Still downloading.
:(
A new era of slutty bunny FHDs is here
Are you ready for the times ahead?
They might as well bring back the bunny ears, when shit like the hellfire set exists in this game.
Also, anyone got cool armor concepts you had but can't make?Tribal when.
>>136076417
i did this once and never really used it.
>>136076417
I would appreciate having salad light t2 footwear available universally.
>>136076116
>it's a fiery scrap metal B-2 looking thing
meh
How do we get the bubble glider?
I'm not sure what exactly they changed but my character is covered in shadows now and it looks like trash
>>136077075
Your character looking like trash has nothing to do with the shadows
>lurking HOPE discord
>Stoaga is being an autistic sperg
K E K
E
K
I would like this April Fools stunt to be everyone with bunny ears.
POST 'EM.
>>136077560
not really
>>136077747
He got on his high horse because of who left the discord, that counts.
>>136077734
what the fuck happened to those rats
>>136077965
They made ill-advised purchases.
>>136077734
>>136075974
im still mad you delelted this character
>>136077858
you're retarded lol
give me your name so i can kick you and be done with it.
>>136078094
not them but you're also retarded if you think a troll is going to give you their name
Are my ears big enough?
>>136078315
nah, but it feels better to express what I want to do
What's new with the patch?.. besides the playboy bunny ears that everyone is going to be wearing this week?
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>136078678
Retarded outfit, kinda nice glider (and another one in preview) ans sweet load of nothing.
>>136077734
One more for good luck.
>>136079290
flooze overload
>>136079290
>>136077734
>>136079720
>>136079720
>>136079290
Kill bunselves.
>>136080747
>>136081982
>NA attentionwhores
>gw2g
kek
>>136078838
>just an outfit, a glider skin, and the bunny ears
>well shit, at least it's not fucking wings agai--
>tfw bunny ears are just wings for your head
https://youtu.be/xLb7_UrV3-A
>>136070854
I run glyph of resto because it's the best heal for me and my play style. As a full zerk tempest I don't need to waste time on a heal that literally takes time away from me doing dps. If I die it's not because I didn't get my heal off, it's because I played badly/got really unlucky. Mist form is for a trick that allows me to push as a front line dps beast, and I don't really wanna share the details about it on here just because ;D
>>136085829
You aren't very good ele player, right?
>>136086116
I'm actually the best ;D
>>136086116
You don't need skill for GW2, just dedication.
Score.
>>136087069
Give me the bunnsi.
>>136087069
googoo gaagaa? baby wants milk bottle? loli x3
>>136087295
Buy one get one free.
>>136087813
>they're back
>with double the ears
>>136087787
>googoo gaagaa
>check the pic linked by anon
>it's not even googoo gaagaa or any of his characters
I got excited when I thought it was a legit googoo gaagaa sighting. I haven't seen that guy, or heard of anyone else seeing him in a long time.
>>136087787
hey man that's pretty weird please dont reply to me ever again
>>136087813
>Buy one get one free.
Isn't that how femsura sluts always come? Fuck one, and at least one other will get jealous and throw herself on you too.
>>136087787
>his loli drinks milk from a bottle
>>136068476
A HOPE guildie has basically done the same thing and never gotten a single ascended drop.
>>136087787
this gave me second hand embarrassment, here's your (You)
t b h reeee-ing a lil bit because of bunny ears being back
i've had them since like oct '12 and now a bunch of people are going to wear them
that plus it's literally just anet scheming for money kinda sickens me
if my wide rim glasses go back up too im out
>>136091076
pure
>>136091170
>Boohoo I can't be a special snowflake anymore
>>136091170
Sorry you're not special trash anymore, m8
>>136091419
well duh
>>136079720
>>136077734
>>136079290
not worth the 50g
>>136091170
Just wait for them to put the aviators, deathly mantle and old PvP armour on the gemshop.
>>136091076
Literally a textbook basic FHD. Holy shit I though this was someone only normies did.
>>136091170
Good. But let's be honest you're a huge faggot and won't quit anyway.
>>136091267
>generic slut armor
>pure
>>136094283
Taking barbs in ass doesn't count.
>>136094283
>>136094856
It only counts if it is vaginal intercourse. Have as much oral and anal as you want FHDs and femsuras, and you'll remain pure.
>>136094856
>>136095183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
>>136096918
Why do I keep seeing this damn cat every thread?
has science gone too far?
How long are the bunny ears gonna be around for? I'm not home until the weekend and I sure as hell don't wanna wait another two years for them.
>>136099179
>available for 7 days
You have plenty of time.
>>136099398
Thank you.
>>136098886
>>136098886
I can live with 3, 4 and 6. Purge the rest.
>>136098886
>>136098886
Reminder to link your sources!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/4bi3jn/guild_wars_2_for_the_upcoming_3_weeks/d19b48t
>>136100163
>Narga
I like you.
>>136102453
>>136098886
>these players complain about rats
>>136077029
Wait, of course.
>>136107090
I was under the impression you had a "eureka!" moment but didn't want to share, for a sec. This is how keen I am on getting that fuckin bubble. Looks obnoxious, going off the menu, but it's been known to blow up sizes.
>>136092294
I'll only be offended if they do put the mantle/PvP gear on there because that was in-game reward stuff, unlike the hat or bunny ears, which were always through the gemstore, even if the hat was free the first time.
>added MY bunny ears back to the gemstore
>stupid ERP tards walking around with MY bunny ears
tfw you buy meme ears with real money
What does FHD mean?
>>136091623
>implying there's anything better to spend it on
>>136092294
Unrelated to your post but I just tried dressing up a light armor cat and it was an awful experience. I don't know how you manage.
>>136109219
![6JUEZ5N[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EMLOEnv.png "6JUEZ5N[1].png")
>>136109219
fags hate dentists
>>136110146
she looks proud
Yearly reminder.
>didnt care about bunny ears
>didnt buy them when they were first in the store
>didnt care for the next 2~ years
>bunny ears released
>transfer all gold to gems to buy bunny ears
why did I do that, I dont even have anyone who would wear them
>>136113304
>FHD class combos in 1st, 2nd and 3rd place
>plenty more FHD class combos are extremely high ranking
All those cumshots on computer screens.
>>136114185
PLAYED BY ANET
SURE GOT YOUR MONEY NOW HUH BOY
>>136114185
>content drought
>buying old gemshore shit just to have something "new"
Sounds about right. It's either bending to the jew or quitting the game at this point. Once you run out of gold and jewbucks, you'll just quit since you won't be able to pretend you have something new by buying it off the gemshop.
>>136114751
I mean I didnt lose any monetary value, I just have to wait another 2-3 weeks to continue working on my legendary
>>136113304
That's outdated, almost all warriors are now revs... I hate rev, so I stayed as a warrior
>>136066248
>>136066248
>>136066248
READ THIS FOR GUILD INFO
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>136116652
Stop trying Jugg.
>>136116652
Nobody gives a shit about you jugg unless it is caturday.
if you had a free ERP ticket with 1 femsura/femcharr, which would you spend the ticket on?
>>136117849
calsi out of spite
>>136117964
Wha? They aren't even mean. Calsi is a nice gal just like Faeeq.
i havent played since the end of the scarlet briar thing. had 2 level 80s. should i try getting back into it?
>>136118151
I didn't know she was that bad lol
>>136117849
I'd try to exchange it for a mcharr ticket and use it on Florburz.
>>136117964
i didn't say who i said which you pussy ass bitch
>>136116652
got you covered m8
>>136078760
why hasn't Ms Cuddles been promoted to guild leader of HOPE yet?
>>136119120
same shit
>>136117849
Femsura ticket.
Rikki.
reminder to report all c@fag, r@fag and erpfag shitposting!
>>136117849
Squatfu
>>136117849
Nigga I don't need a ticket to get ERP. Get a load of this fag lmao.
>>136117849
"Fem"charr ticket, vae in a dress and makeup.
[FUN] Seems absent here
>>136119994
FUN doesn't shitpost as severely.
Doesn't mean they don't, but it's less prominent.
>>136119994
like 2-3 people tops from FUN post here
>>136120097
The guild has been quiet so far... But I also am on at 3 AM
>>136117849
I'd pick whichever rat would cry the most from a good dicking imo
>>136120642
Which rat would cry the most do you think?
>>136120327
They advised me to stay away, even though got an invite from posting on here
>>136120408
Three groups have been raiding all evening, so there aren't a lot of people talking, yeah.
>>136120713
>not talking while doing shit
I hold conversations while I'm in the middle of fucking people up in pvp. Not an excuse.
>>136120682
Dunno
A pure one that didn't want a stranger's bookah cock inside them
>>136120897
It takes a tax on your performance, regardless. You don't want to be the one to fuck up and get killed by typing.
>>136121078
You get used to it, since most shit bags in pvp run elite, they've forgotten how to counter core builds. Thus I don't worry
>>136120907
Every rat is a slut. There is no pure rat in existence
small penis futavari pegging mhuman, prematurely ejaculating and crying out of embarrassment
>>136123280
Don't lie.
>>136126398
femcharr consoling futasura gf stricken by erectile dysfunction
Six ears to match the nipples.:^)
>>136127879
*Touches fluffy tail*
>tfw you will never see Florbunnyz
tfa laya isn't a special snowflake anymore
tfw she wears short skirts so everyone can see her pantsu and puffy cunny
>>136131513
who?
>No tonic (beside ghost humans) for any playable race and Tengu/Centaurs/Largo
>every "minor" race has a muh misunderstood friends feels mission besides krait and centaur
>Tengu and centaur have rich history rooted in gw1
>90% of armor interchangeable with humans and Charr, pants need remodeled into barding, two backs for double gliders
>shown multiple times to be intelligent enough for complex spell casting and firearm manufacturing.
>Zone directly border core safe zone tyria
>multiple friendly NPCs added, random scholar was in lions arch until recently
>ain't neva been done befo - in line with anets snowflake philosophy
Tengu will be first. But the centaur are a proud race and will rise again. Can /gwg/ dispute this?
Hello I am guild-less on NA. Who wants me?
>>136134739
Refer to the thread's OP (the others are trolls/outdated/etc) if you want an invite to the NA guild, I don't think there's requirements to join either.
>>136135057
Im former HOPE. I need a guild that isnt HOPE.
>>136135173
just turn on map chat lol
>>136135173
if you are looking for an NA guild HOPE is the only real option. DORF is a normie map chat guild that only exists to try and spite HOPE. If you were kicked from HOPE I guess you should join DORF.
>>136135435
I think I will just stay guild-less. Thank you anyways!
>>136135173
who r u
>>136135569
Its me!
Can you get lich/arah armor solo? I've never done anything like a raid but really want it, even just the skin.
>>136136245
Yes, from the pvp reward track.
>>136136245
Do the arah PvP reward track. You'll get the weapon skins real quick and tokens + armor skins.
>>136136245
Grind PvP reward track or do the actual dungeon.
anyone want to slap my futavari cock around while they stuff my leafy pussy?
>>136134061
Assuming people are still interested and GW3 would even be considered an option, tengu and centaurs would not be a race option in GW2 and you're a pipe dream faggot who has yet to realize this.
>>136137053
...Dros??
>>136135760
helo :D
How are mesmers doing in sPvP and worldPvP these days?
>>136138416
Still annoying as hell
>>136139264
This sums it up perfectly. A good mesmer will feel like an unwinnable fight because they'll simply block/invuln/evade every attack while spamming condis and locking you down.
I hope we get those hipster glasses next
>>136137360
They already said they're going to add races in xpaxs, they just wanted to get the last class out of the way.
You toxic anon you.
>>136134061
tfw no centaur bf to ride you after a long adventure riding him
>>136139612
>>136139264
What's the build?
>>136141114
http://metabattle.com/wiki/Build:Chronomancer_-_Chronophantasma_Shatter
for sPvP
The site has good builds for sPvP and decent builds for othe rmodes.
The divisions system in this game is a fucking joke. They are in no way a proper reflection of player skill. Playing diamond games and people still make the same fucking mistakes and bad plays as unranked players.
>>136142231
The PvP leagues are more about how long you've grinded than how good you are... and since there's no gear grind, that's just how Anet had to make PvP a grind to win game here.
>>136140298
post a screenshot of your pantsu!
>>136142231
Games required skill if you hit legend early on because you played with other players that deserved to be there and were actually skilled.
Now I'm starting to get matched up with a bunch of nobodies and the match quality has dropped drastically. Not as bad as unranked but it's dipping towards there each day.
>>136142502
I really hate it anons. I'm a pvp oriented player and it crushes my soul
>>136142746
It really makes me mad at the people who grinded to ruby in a few days because they decided to start ranked late. They somehow think they are good at pvp when in reality all the good players already left the lower divisions
>>136142913
Anybody half way decent has been in legend for weeks. I hit it in a week and I don't even consider myself a top tier player.
It's funny when others complain about stacked teams or going against tryhard players in lower divisions when the actual good players left those divisions long ago
>>136142595
rexxie no, you can only be lewd to femsura.
>>136142746
I got diamond pretty fast because i played early. I was constantly teamed with those tourney players. I didnt have to do shit to win.
xth for holding hands with strangers
>>136145564
are you a cute FHD?
>>136087813
Post more of the blue one. I miss her.
>>136146248
Do you have screenshots of the glowrat? She doesn't want to send me any.
>>136146641
She's tinier than her own screenshots make her look.
>>136146641
2 Down 1 to go
>>136146851
what do you mean? I'm right here
>>136147728
Apparently so.
>>136148041
I stopped by to talk with the twins
So. I have information on some upcoming things in GW2 and I think sharing with you dipshits is worth it.
I'll tell you about one thing of your choice eg next legendaries design, third raid wing, next expansion.
Pick one
>>136148535
No fuck off. That's our choice.
>>136148535
new legendaries n shit
>>136147728
>>136148283
Damn, the new shaders really did a number on that face.
ʰᵉᶫᶫᵒ
>>136148535
Next expansion.
>>136148976
▲
▲▲
>>136148960
They only have two concepts so far
Mace and shortbow
The shortbow is one you furries will like, it's designed with tiger crap. When you draw it, a tiger will infuse itself into the bow, think dreamer and nevermore together. You leave paw footprints. That's all they have for it right now. They also made the projectiles rather special though I think it's just retarded.
As for the mace, it's an incredible one. It's a rocky-ish mace. When you draw it, some sort of black rocks will collapse onto it and form the weapon itself. They're considering obsidian for it right now.
That's all they have.
>>136147728
>>136137360
Centaur is a pipedream because they're so radically different shaped that assuming a dev that whinges and moans about having to fit armor to the charr doing something with two torsos is laughable.
But Tengu are very possible. They can adopt a lot of stuff from the charr (and until recently they literally were just a bird model over the charr skeleton/animations).
Femsura are a gift c:
I feel like the whole supposed abundance of femcharr wives is just a meme
>>136146248
Who's the fhd in the background next to drosera?
>>136150648
Wow, you're a sharp one.
>>136151425
Looks like tab but who knows
Could a NA guild admin add JimmyTheWog.7051. Have not played for about a year and I don't have a guild
She's got a new look!!
>>136152424
wao so cute anon! i would hold her hand :33
>>136150635
rats are a plague
I wanna be in an orgy with Tabchan and Laya.
Tabchan will flash her pink tits coz they will pop out of her lewd slutty armour. Laya will flash her pantsu and cunny coz her start light armour skirt doesn't cover anything at all. I will fuck them and breed them both.
>>136152964
kill yourself yozzil
>>136150648
>he believed it
kek
>>136153091
I don't use the word cunny at all anon. That word makes me cringe and want to commit suicide.
>tfw too many lewd looks
>>136153681
>he actually crafted the predator
living meme
>>136152859
Don't be rude.
>>136153681
Post your butt please
>>136153681
I wanna fuck her as she tells me how she is doing well at school and calls me Daddy!
>>136154167
rexxie stop shitposting
So
Everything needs more Canach, right?
anal sex with mcharr
Florburz
>>136154167
She doesn't go to school rexxie she's got a PhD in engineering 300k DPS starting.
